Let's entertain ourselves with lame classic video game jokes, shall we?
Thought about it while playing Metroid.
Warning, might offend uptight people.
What do you say to Samus Aran after sex?
Now curl up into a ball and get the **** outta here!
What is the only thing in the universe with more suckage power than Kirby?
What did Luigy tell Mario after he was jumping on turtles in the city zoo?
No more shrooms for you!