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Lame classic video game jokes
« on: March 16, 2016, 01:38:38 AM »
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Let's entertain ourselves with lame classic video game jokes, shall we?
Thought about it while playing Metroid.
Warning, might offend uptight people.

What do you say to Samus Aran after sex?
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What is the only thing in the universe with more suckage power than Kirby?
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What did Luigy tell Mario after he was jumping on turtles in the city zoo?
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Re: Lame classic video game jokes
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2016, 01:55:39 AM »
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Okay, I laughed at these but at the same time i was like...



Okay i just thought up one of my own. I know i'm gonna regret it...

What do you get when you put Air Man in a gay bar?

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Re: Lame classic video game jokes
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2016, 04:14:30 AM »
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What do you say to Samus Aran after sex?
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Get the "ball" outta here?

If it's a happy ending I'd smirk and say "... Same ass :)"


What do you get when you put Air Man in a gay bar?

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Really? I would've said a Cock-thirsty-Hoover  :P
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Re: Lame classic video game jokes
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2016, 10:13:40 AM »
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These clean gems are stolen directly from the pages of Nintendo Power -

How would Mario talk to ghosts?

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What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't open a door?

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Re: Lame classic video game jokes
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2016, 03:58:47 PM »
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I can think of a much more adult scenario where Zelda tells Link to Triforce ;)
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Re: Lame classic video game jokes
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2016, 05:31:17 PM »
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I can think of a much more adult scenario where Zelda tells Link to Triforce ;)

And Zelda has three ports, one for each Link  ;D
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« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2016, 08:48:55 PM »
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And Zelda has three ports, one for each Link  ;D

I know there's a Four Sword Adventures punch line in there somewhere.

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« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2016, 10:58:09 PM »
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I was actually thinking about the latest Zelda title for the 3DS. It has only 3 Links on the cover.
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« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2016, 11:51:09 PM »
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I was actually thinking about the latest Zelda title for the 3DS. It has only 3 Links on the cover.

True, and it takes place in "Hytopia" which is apparently canon now... So odd
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Re: Lame classic video game jokes
« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2016, 01:03:32 AM »
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« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2016, 09:17:16 PM »
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Castlevania joke:

Pretty girl with a bus on her mouth and a seductive look on her face. Who is she?

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« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2016, 09:17:49 PM »
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Fangtastic  ;D

God, these are soooo bad, lol  :P
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« Reply #12 on: March 20, 2016, 09:34:06 PM »
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Castlevania joke:

Pretty girl with a bus on her mouth and a seductive look on her face. Who is she?

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I would prefer:

Pretty girl rides on a bus and licks lips, where is she?

"Suck You Bus"
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