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Title: Boobs: 1. Snakes: 0
Post by: Lumi Kløvstad on August 04, 2013, 02:21:49 PM
(https://castlevaniadungeon.net/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fglobal3.memecdn.com%2Fgame-over_o_1813899.webp&hash=9bf7d4e9caaf558e29e67f586ffbb28c)

So yeah I found that today.

EDIT: the pic link doesn't work, so here's the link to the page proper. (http://www.memecenter.com/fun/1813899/game-over)
Title: Re: Boobs: 1. Snakes: 0
Post by: Mooning Freddy on August 04, 2013, 10:09:41 PM
Your link doesn't supply. (dead)  :P
Title: Re: Boobs: 1. Snakes: 0
Post by: Jorge D. Fuentes on August 05, 2013, 01:03:09 PM
This topic is useless without videos/pix.
Honest!  There's no pic/vid up there to complete the story, so we're all "O_o;;;"
Title: Re: Boobs: 1. Snakes: 0
Post by: Lumi Kløvstad on August 05, 2013, 02:06:11 PM
Updated with a link to the page; the pic issue was image formatting that my version of GIMP doesn't seem to recognize.
Title: Re: Boobs: 1. Snakes: 0
Post by: Lelygax on August 05, 2013, 02:32:54 PM
The pic is appearing perfectly to me since the beggining, I use Google Chrome modified version called Comodo Dragon.
Title: Re: Boobs: 1. Snakes: 0
Post by: Super Waffle on August 05, 2013, 05:17:44 PM
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when she attempted to lick its face.

What?
Title: Re: Boobs: 1. Snakes: 0
Post by: X on August 05, 2013, 05:25:51 PM
I'd say the snake died happily.
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Post by: Lelygax on August 05, 2013, 06:35:31 PM
I'd say the snake died happily.

Maybe not, imagine if the snake thought that these boobies are natural and then discovered that they are implants too late xD
Title: Re: Boobs: 1. Snakes: 0
Post by: Belmontoya on August 05, 2013, 08:29:29 PM
Hahaha. That reminds me of the time a mosquito bit my dad when he was drunk. It flew about 2 feet away from his arm before it fell dead to the ground. 
Title: Re: Boobs: 1. Snakes: 0
Post by: Gunlord on August 05, 2013, 09:04:43 PM
Poor snake :( I know snakes are ugly, but I still feel bad for it. What was that airheaded model doing, *licking* it?! Das gross! Poor snakey ;_;
Title: Re: Boobs: 1. Snakes: 0
Post by: TheouAegis on August 05, 2013, 10:29:34 PM
Yes. Why would a hot woman be licking a snake?   :-[
Title: Re: Boobs: 1. Snakes: 0
Post by: Mooning Freddy on August 06, 2013, 06:47:33 AM
This story is older than my grandpa.

Here's a video BTW, you pervs:

נחש מכיש את הציצי של אורית פוקס - Sexy Snake FAIL (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Skr42o-kPHg#)
Title: Re: Boobs: 1. Snakes: 0
Post by: Lumi Kløvstad on August 06, 2013, 10:27:23 AM
This story is older than my grandpa.

Here's a video BTW, you pervs:


In the whole history of language, there has been only one word that can properly describe such magnificence.

(https://castlevaniadungeon.net/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.legalproductivity.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F12%2Fwhoa-300x223.jpg&hash=8bdcb6dab40a489fe021a14d9c596c2e)
Title: Re: Boobs: 1. Snakes: 0
Post by: Lelygax on August 06, 2013, 10:36:41 AM
Yes. Why would a hot woman be licking a snake?   :-[

You see, when a man and a woman love each other...
Title: Re: Boobs: 1. Snakes: 0
Post by: X on August 06, 2013, 12:16:16 PM
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Yes. Why would a hot woman be licking a snake?   :-[

Snakes are an ancient symbol of fertility and creation. So it doesn't surprise me if a woman finds a snake slithering all over her body to be sexy. Or to lick the snake for that matter.

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You see, when a man and a woman love each other...

LOL!
Title: Re: Boobs: 1. Snakes: 0
Post by: Ratty on August 06, 2013, 03:04:48 PM
Snakes are an ancient symbol of fertility and creation. So it doesn't surprise me if a woman finds a snake slithering all over her body to be sexy. Or to lick the snake for that matter.

LOL!

Fertility? Well, I guess they are rather phallic. They have represented re-birth, like in the epic of Gilgamesh where the snake steals the flower of youth, shedding it's skin. This woman was probably trying more to evoke the snake-as-phallic-tempter ala the Garden of Eden though.

This was funny but I feel bad for the snake. Remember folks, a handful's all ya need, just say no to implants!
Title: Re: Boobs: 1. Snakes: 0
Post by: Mooning Freddy on August 07, 2013, 12:21:33 AM
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This was funny but I feel bad for the snake. Remember folks, a handful's all ya need, just say no to implants!

Yep. No reason to feel bad for that nasty "model", the boobs aren't the only thing fake about her.

What makes this video perfect is the way some dumbass guy shouts out "It snaked her tit!". It's a play on words, as the Hebrew words snake (nahash) and bit (nashah) are very similar.  ;D
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Post by: Abnormal Freak on August 07, 2013, 01:31:35 AM
That wordplay means I will now watch this video.
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Post by: Lelygax on August 07, 2013, 03:19:31 PM
Solid Snaked
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Post by: Neobelmont on August 07, 2013, 04:42:58 PM
Boobs as a weapon in more than one way huh. Well nothing can stand up to them now.
Title: Re: Boobs: 1. Snakes: 0
Post by: X on August 07, 2013, 06:00:12 PM
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Boobs as a weapon in more than one way huh. Well nothing can stand up to them now.

Except when a snake swallows you whole then you're f**ked. The largest of Boa constrictors can literally swallow a person in one go, but that's after it's squeezed you to death. an incident like this is the only time a suicide vest would come in handy.