Topic: Best F@$#% Burgers

[Think Tank]

BK Stackers



Don't matter if you go double, triple or QUAD, this Burger will kill your insides with greasy death and fuck your sister in the ass, all while beating Contra on hard mode simultaneously. It's fucking good. 2 (or 3 or 4) beef patties with this sick ass sauce, a fuckton of cheese, stitched together with the most bacon I've ever had on a burger. Yum.

Facts:
1000 Calories, 68g Fat, 240mg Cholesterol, 1800mg Sodium!!!

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Sourdough Jack



I pity you east coast / mid-west fucks that don't have Jack in the Box restaurants in your shitty towns. Get with the fucking program and move close to one already. There shit is so fucking good. I always hear people say White Castle and In and Out Burger are the best. Gofuckyourselves!!! If you want good fucking burgers with VARIETY get your fat ass to JIB! Nothing beats the SD Jack, especially if you dip this sexy burger in Frank's Red Hot Sauce! Fuck yeah, I'll take mine with an order of stuffed jalapenos and curly fries.

Facts:
710 Calories, 51g Fat, 75mg Cholesterol, 100% Awesome.

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Side Note: White Castle may suck my nuts, but Steak N Sheak is one fuckin badass joint I wish I had on my side of the country.

What's your favorite burgers you sons of bitches?

[Highwind Dragoon]

Kopp's Frozen Custard is F&(&^(&*(G good:
http://www.kopps.com/

But Pattyburger's the best I've tasted in the Milwaukee area, outside of pub burgers:
http://www.pattyburger.com/

But, both are outdone with a pub burger from MO'S Irish Pub and grill:
http://www.mosirishpub.com/

[Kale]

>.> I got "Five Guys" around here, and they make good burgers and hotdogs... I think I can do without.

[Azmodan]

In Reply To #1

But White Castle is the best. You're just eating meat slapped between two pieces of bread; White Castle hamburgers are soggy with pure magic.

But yeah those BK Stackers are pretty much Godburgers. They can kill lesser men. >_>

[Highwind Dragoon]

There's two steak 'n Shake's in southeastern wisconsin, but both are 45+ minute drives from my house. 

[Clara E. Leet]

We have a local joint round here called Nu Way. They boil their hamburger to make the meat crumbly and slap it between buns with cheese and onions. Pretty good, but don't expect a decent meal if your take-out requires anything more than a 10 minute drive.

Also homemade root beer for the fucking win.

[The Last Belmont]

I love Jack in the box's ultimate cheeseburger.


1010 calories, 71 grams of fat, 125 grams cholesterol, 1580 grams of sodium!

  Half a pound of beef never tasted so good smothered in cheese with ketchup and mustard. mmmmm  makes me wanna go out to my 24 jack in the box and get one thinkin' about it. Grew up around it w/ over 560 in my state (texas). One of the best damn fast food places  around. BK also kicks ass too, their stackers and mustard whoppers are hard to beat.

In Reply To #1

But White Castle is the best. You're just eating meat slapped between two pieces of bread; White Castle hamburgers are soggy with pure magic.

White castle is good but I've never been a big fan of mini burgers, too much bun not enough meat.

[JR]

I really like Steak and Shake, and butter burgers from Culver's are awesome.

I wished BK still had their Texas Double Whopper. Those were awesome.

[Darth Cariss]

In Reply To #1

I live in the mid-west and we have Jack in the Box.

[Bloodreign]

To hell with those fast food joints, I have a place near work called Ground Pati, one big ass burger topped with sauteed onions, raw onions, sauteed mushrooms, a ton of cheese to make Kraft envious, and enough A-1 steak sauce to make the burgers bottom bun nearly fall apart in your hand. If you don't fight to hold the burger together with sheer strength, it'll overpower your sorry ass and fall apart.

[Rugal]

Someone was drunk/angry when they made this topic. Anyway!

I ate Wendy's the other night for the first time in a while, and it got me extremely sick. I'll save you all from the details..

The diner down the road from me makes the best burgers I've ever tasted. It's just too bad that they are really damn expensive =/ It's worth it though sometimes.

[Oralox]

Come down to Pasadena, Texas and there are some of the best burgers from HoneyBee deli & Ham.

better than all those fast foods.

[Highwind Dragoon]

McDonalds and Dairy Queen are the bottom of the barrel when it comes to burgers.

[Think Tank]

In Reply To #7

What the hell? Where did you get that picture? In Arizona the Ultimate Cheeseburgers look nothing like that. I'm pretty sure Jack in the Box doen't use sesame seed buns for anything, and there is only 2 beef patties on it. Also, the BACON Ultimate Cheeseburger is a little more fucking ultimate + substitute the bun for sourdough bread = bomb.

[Rugal]

That first BK stacker picture looks really fucking disgusting... Do you actually eat those, Think Tank?