Good!
Now run back to the villa, they might be sending a platoon to breach the back hedge maze gate. :o
Ah, X is back already from walking the Cerebus Guard dogs. Put them in front of the 2 courtyard gates and get to castle wall, pronto!
Now, People in groups A, B and C, when mooning freddy gets back here with the key, go to your leaders and proceed through the villa to the front hedge maze gate.
You will be given orders then. Until then, get outfitted in your armor and weapons and be alert. 8)
Is this a fan-fiction thread or just terrible role-play? I'm confused.
Dude, if you don't know what the topic is about, then don't post in it. >:(
*Picks up walk-talkie*
This is Highwind, over
NeoBelmont: Can I help you with anything?
Me: You can help guide me and my group through the tower of ruin, Seriously, NOT AGAIN!
*Floor crumples as I and the group fall through again.*
*Takes a steaming shit on your keyboard so you can stop typing* ;D
Sure. Just beware of the Vampire maids in those places. They'll serve you more then just booze.
Neobelmont: Where are you guys in Castle Center, over.
Me: We're behind a barricade at the top of the stairs in the big room where rosa/fernandez warrior was fought. BE CAREFUL, DO NOT TOUCH THE MOCK BARRICADES, THEY ARE SET TO BLOW WITH MAGICAL NITRO! Carefully make your way to the big room where our position is, over.
Neobelmont: Will copy that, over.
To X: Well, not much for us to do now.
X: Man, this is getting boring..... :-\
Me: Not much.
X: meh.
Neobelmont: That boring, huh? Guess all that we can do right now is wait.
*Meinwhile, back at the Villa*:
The russians are attempting to scale the half-wall outcropping at the top of the Villa foyer staircase, but to no avail.
Sinful: Knock them down! Also, how is that staircase still standing with all those dead russians on it?
Donvermicelli: Dracula's Magic. 8)
Slayer: *sigh* I need a drink. *Drinks from flask* Much better. *Goes back to killing Russians*
The three columns are wiped out:
Sinful: Okay, sharpshooters on my nine, retreat to the upper right side of the foyer. Everyone else, retreat to the barricade protecting the upper right side of the foyer!
*Villa garrison retreats behind the barricade and braces for the next wave of Russian Soldiers. Downstairs, behind both bars, the 10 demonic machine gunners have barely hung on, but are almost out of ammo.*
Sinful: Oh crap, if they run out of ammo, the Russians will be able to set charges on the columns supporting the balcony! Gaibon! Deliver several A-10 shell crates to the machine gunners in the bars down below.
Gaibon: SPECIAL DELIVERY COMING THROUGH!
*Gaibon delivers the A-10 shell crates to the machine gunners*
Machine gunners: ThAnKs! *In demonic growl*
Sinful: Here they come! Get ready!
*The Russians attack*
Due to the effects of the charge, the 3 advancing columns of russian soldiers are caught off guard!
A slaughter of russian soldiers takes place, but the villa garrison's charge is halted by the giant drunk soviet bear, General grover, and the Russian Sergent!
Sinful: We've done everything that we could do to hold the foyer, but they're are too many to hold back!
Fall back to the staircase just beyond the rose garden!
*Villa garrison falls back to the villa inner quarters staircase, fortifies it and waits for the Russians to attack.*
*On radio to Demonic machine gunners: Alright! set the c-4 charges on the balcony columns on the right side of the villa, and hold them off until you drop! Last one alive presses the detonator to blow up the right side of the Villa foyer balcony!
Demonic Machine gunner: GoT iT!
*Sets the charges and gets back into position to kill off more russians.
General Grover: The hell with column formation, it's not working! Soldiers, CHARGE!
Russian soliders: RAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
A good deal of the russian charge is killed off, but all but one demonic machine gunner is killed. The last one activates the detonator, and the right side of the Villa foyer columns columns collapse, bringing down the right side of the balcony, killing the last demonic machine gunner.
The villa foyer has fallen to the russians and they are now bringing a ladder to get to and open the rose garden hallway door.
The first soldier climbs up the ladder and opens the door. He goes through and opens the rose garden door. The other soldiers go up the ladder, through the hallway into the rose garden, and open the door to the inner quarters where....THEY WERE AMBUSHED BY THE VILLA GARRISON!
Sinful and Neobelmont: ATTACK!
*A firefight begins*
Sulaco: Ah, the battle draws near, and the preparations are complete. Kregan, are you ready for battle?
Kregan: As always, master.
Sulaco: Then lead the way.
Me: Neo! This is our only chance for victory! Attack General grover with your gryphon strikes, now! :o :o :o
Me: Ok, but I want to hear what Neobelmont has to say before I make the decision.
I wish I had been here long enough to get the inside-jokes like this :(
*Both X and Slayer start for the tents. They are mindful of their surroundings as the sneak past the guards. Once they have arrived, Slayer reaches into X's backpack and brings out some mini torches*
Slayer: Torches?
X: Just light 'em up, throw 'em and watch what happens.
*Both get to work. The two split up and each takes a camp segment. one by one they light their torches and toss them onto the tents. The nearby soldiers see the fires and rush to put them out. But they don't realize their mistake in using water*
Slayer: Whoaw!
*The addition of water doesn't put the fire out, but instead causes it to spread like a cancer*
Slayer: X! Was that..?
X: The Russians have got to be pretty stupid not to recognize Greek fire when they see it. By adding water rather then dirt, you make a bad situation worse.
*Soon the entire tent camp is ablaze. Both X and Slayer meet up with the others knowing their job is done*
*The Cloaked Figure shots 3 homing giant skulls filled with dark energy* (or not, I didnt know the rules of this topic lol)
Every one get away from him now!!!!! That's a basilisk! It can kill with it's gaze!!!So its a basilisk that can shoot homing giant skulls filled with dark energy? OK, LOL
*An hour later at the former Russian base in the forest of silence*
Sulaco: "Umm... huh..?"
Highwind: "Oooohh... My head..."
*X comes in with some trays of food*
X: "Back from the dead? I know everyone else is."
Highwind: "We're back at home base."
X: "Medevaced actually. We couldn't do anything for you out there so we high-tailed it here. Once you guys have fully recovered which, knowing you two should be very, very soon. then we can proceed onto the next phase of the operation."
Sulaco: "Count on it."
X: "At least both Actress and Cthulhu are gone so that another problem resolved."
Highwind: "There's still Renon."
X: "If he want's our souls so badly then he'll have no choice but to come and collect. And after what you two did to the greatest of the Old, Deep Ones I don't think he has any real interest. At least not for now anyways. So I'll let you guy get some rest and we'll see you later."
*X leave the room and several hot, curvy nurses in tight uniforms enter*
Nurse 1: "Are you two "up" for a sponge bath?
Highwind/Sulaco: *Nod-nod-nod*
(I hope I'm not doing this wrong, here goes nothing)
One Moment Celticus Arenius, A Roman Mercenary and Demon Hunter could have sworn he was fighting a powerful necromancer high up in the Alps before somehow falling into a pool of freezing cold water which then proceed to freeze over. He was puzzled by his current surrounding, considering that he was in a room with miles and miles of alchemy equipment, being patrolled by various undead and what looked like knights in body covering armour (He's in the Alchemy labs in Dracula's Castle right now). Celticus Arenius was relieved to find that he was still wearing his armour and still had his trusty Gladius, sharp and ready to cleave at any foul and unwholesome monster that would come his direction. He decided to look around the place and see if he could not find a way out before the necromancer or what ever dwells here found him.
Me: Ok, here's how it's gonna go down: First, we need to take out the Port facilities. Secondly, we Assault the Naval yard and Russian black sea High command post/center. Lastly, We need to take out all of the bridges in Rostov-on-Don. Any questions?
Slayer: What? No teams?
Me: We're in enemy territory now, we need to stick together.
Harrycombs: Right, we move as one.
Me: Ok, we know the plan now, let's MOVE OUT!
*The villa militia departs to carry out their mission(s).*
Ray Gun/Laser - Sound Effect - Free Download Link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkggVQenLBg#ws)
*The villa Militia reaches the pickup point and gets onto the Helicopters, which fly them over Foggy lake back to the villa advance base.*
X: We're back! Kind of hungry, too..
Nathan: Let's go to the mess hall for lunch.
*They depart for the base's mess hall.*
*Highwind turns his head to see Neobelmont and Emerald.*
Me: Hey man, we're about to go get lunch at the mess hall, want to join us?
Neo: No, I'm good, how about you, Emerald?
Emerald: I'm not hungry right now.
Me: Well, suit yourselves.
*Highwind goes to the mess hall with the others.*
*Over lunch at the Villa advance base*
Nathan: So, you basically let X eat his lunch at the tower of Science.
Me: Had to, that's all he was doing, looking it over and over again.
*Neo and Emerald enter the mess hall, get lunch, and sit at a separate table.*
Slayer: Why are they sitting by themselves?
Me: *Shrugs* Maybe they want to eat lunch together away from the group? Whatever, let's just finish lunch and gear up.
*The Villa militia finishes lunch and gears up.*
*Some time later*
*The Villa militia arrives back at the villa.*
Sulaco: What the hell's going on here!?!??
Nathan: Someone's singing about carebears saving the Villa.
ME: FUCKING CARE BEARS!??!?!
Scene from 'Cop Out' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAtcDYTZUi4#ws)
Me: Tempest, destroy this abomination!
Advance Wars: Dual Strike ~ Black Hole Super Power Theme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W69P0NhkIEg#)
*Lone wolf is stunned*
Slayer: I'll take it from here.
*Throws Lone wolf outside with the 12 Cerberus', then kills the melman before heading back inside.*
Harrycombs: This is why next time we go out, 2 people have to stay here.
Me: Anyways, let's get going to the bar 'n grill; Neo and Emerald, MAKE SURE that guy doesn't get back in, got it?
Neo: Got it.
Emerald: Sure, I guess.
*The rest of the Villa militia goes to the castle center.*
Scene from 'Cop Out' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAtcDYTZUi4#ws)
*Lelygax transforms 6th back to normal*
Lelygax: Return to me, my clones.
*Lelygax abosorb all his clones and goes to the coliseum*
Lelygax: Why you asked your servants to call me here?
Highwind: I wanted to talk about my past.
I suck at RPing... -__-
It's no different then telling a story. I was rusty when I first started but you get better when you keep at it ;)
*a monster comes out the mirror*
Monster: Can I join?!