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Title: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on April 27, 2012, 12:38:01 PM
*Intro*
Advance Wars - Dual Strike :intro (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m24DVCxIkOA#)
Lately, the villa(lightning whimpers....) has fallen on some very down, boring times.  Little did the bartender, a Dragoon named Highwind, know, was that a new enemy would be knocking down Castlevania's very door and threaten their very own beloved villa......

VILLA 7.0: THE FALL OF THE VILLA AND THE RISE OF CASTLE CENTER

*On a peaceful, but rather dull, dreary and uneventful day....*
*The sound of howitzer fire is heard outside.*
*Highwind opens the door and sticks head outside to look*
OH SHI-!
*Ducks back inside as the howitzer shell lands, destroying the villa courtyard fountain.*
Guys! It's them!  The Russians are pissed at us for declaring war on them!
We need to retreat to the castle center and plan what to do from there.
Group A will go through the underground tunnel to get there, led by Mobius.
Group B will take the Underground Waterway to get there, led by Harrycombs.
I will lead group C to the outer Wall to set up Anti-infantry and Anti-air defenses.
However, someone must get the key to the hedge maze crypt first, so who's gonna do it?
*Cricket chirp*
Fine, next person to post has to go get it, then.
As for you random bar patrons, you get to be cannon fodder to stall the russians when they enter into the courtyard, so that we can escape through the secret
passageways, ok?
*collective groan as the random bar patrons go to get outfitted in body armor and various weapons.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Mooning Freddy on April 27, 2012, 02:30:44 PM
So. Once again. It has come to this.

*sigh*

Damn you all. Not again! Five years. Five hundred years I've been doing this shit, does anybody even care anymore?
I mean, if not for those Seinfeld reruns this place wouldn't even be anymore! Do you think I like listening to the same jokes for over two centuries? Do you, Dragonblood?
*picks up the magical m-60*
Fine. Dammit. Magical howitzer, my ass!
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on April 27, 2012, 02:35:31 PM
Go!

Take the servant's entrance to get to it! (It's the shortest route to it)
Cornell/Henry/Carrie/Reinhardt should've unlocked it way back when.

*Sets up barricade in front of the foyer stairs.*

The foyer balcony should provide a good vantage point to hold off the Russians for a bit.  8)
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Bloodreign on April 27, 2012, 03:22:17 PM
So another random +1 topic because the last one died eh.  :rollseyes:
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on April 27, 2012, 03:32:30 PM
No, Because the Villa is under attack and needs your help!   :o
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on April 27, 2012, 05:59:55 PM
*Grabs ammo pack attached to an A-10 gatling gun and walks out the front door*

"Indeed I do have Russian blood flowing in my veins! But I won't let a rogue army of misfits bring down our beloved villa!!!"

*Starts spraying the enemy with A-10 shells and cuts them down in the hundreds*

"Ha!! I did this very scenario in Saints Row 3!!"

*Bodies are cut in half or mutilated beyond recognition*

"All I'm missing now is my Cuban!!"
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on April 27, 2012, 08:43:17 PM
*Slaps X*

You idiot! they're in the forest of silence, using howitzers to soften us up for a full-scale attack, not just outside the Villa!*

You killed half of our cannon fodder and almost shot the Cerberus guard dogs.

If you want to be of use, scale the castle wall and use that as a vantage point against them.

THINK MAN, THINK!  >:(

Also, you should give each of the Cerberus' a pot roast, they look pretty pissed off they had to duck for cover.  :o


*But then again, I should have specified where the russians were, so I guess I am more at fault than you are. My bad.  :(
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on April 28, 2012, 09:55:53 AM
"Sorry... I blame it on combat high."  :'(

"I'll give the cute widdle poochies their pot roasts, take them for walkies beyond the 'Outter wall' and then...I'll cut the enemy to pieces with Sasha!!!"

"....................who touched Sasha? Who touched my gun!?!"
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Gunlord on April 28, 2012, 10:07:00 AM
I will defend the Villa! *takes off pants*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on April 28, 2012, 11:36:55 AM
HEY! HEY!!!!  >:(

THIS IS THE VILLA (LIGHTNING STRIKES!), NOT SOME STRIP CLUB!

*SLAPS GUNLORD*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Mooning Freddy on April 28, 2012, 12:18:37 PM
Goddamn gangsters, ruined my brand-new suit! Now It's back to the tailor, and it's only been fifty years since last time.
*grabs one of the bottles from dead gangsters. chugs.*
Pffft, what the hell is this shit? Are they drinking ethanol now? Figures, what 70 years under Communism does to you, f**ks you up! And they're saying WE'RE the evil ones!
*Picks up the huge key, which strangely resembles a golden phallus.*
Oh, sure, Drac. It's gonna be epic, Drac. No, it's not gay, Drac!
That's what happens when you recruit interior designers in Sparta!
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on April 28, 2012, 12:24:56 PM
Good!

Now run back to the villa, they might be sending a platoon to breach the back hedge maze gate.  :o

Ah, X is back already from walking the Cerebus Guard dogs.  Put them in front of the 2 courtyard gates and get to castle wall, pronto!

Now, People in groups A, B and C, when mooning freddy gets back here with the key, go to your leaders and proceed through the villa to the front hedge maze gate.

You will be given orders then.  Until then, get outfitted in your armor and weapons and be alert.  8)
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Neobelmont on April 28, 2012, 04:32:47 PM
Good!

Now run back to the villa, they might be sending a platoon to breach the back hedge maze gate.  :o

Ah, X is back already from walking the Cerebus Guard dogs.  Put them in front of the 2 courtyard gates and get to castle wall, pronto!

Now, People in groups A, B and C, when mooning freddy gets back here with the key, go to your leaders and proceed through the villa to the front hedge maze gate.

You will be given orders then.  Until then, get outfitted in your armor and weapons and be alert.  8)

All set and ready with my cavalry sabre and 1873 colt. Someone is going to get stabbed  >:(
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on April 28, 2012, 09:31:37 PM
Good, good, now all we have to do is wait for freddy to get back.

*Tom Petty's "the wait is the hardest part" plays on the villa jukebox.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Ahasverus on May 01, 2012, 09:20:37 PM
*But the chavalry didn't count on how the over explotation of the soil by farmers made the ground so week that the tiny hills leading to the villa crumbled to falling rocks when the first row of soldiers. The general was furious, but now it had a reason more to charge the crossbow with flaming LASER arrows*
 
The castle was near and the russian army didn't consider to surrender. Our heroes were outnumbered, and body count was already too high.
High I said??... Then the powerful necromancer thought "Ok, life gave us some lemons" and proceeded to revive all the fallen comrades. Te spell was not effective to make them soldiers again, the corpses needed to be bound to some object, and then he sought a motorshop near.. it was the time of his life, the moment he always wanted.

"Aeterna mortis et requiem, let hell make come to us, the almighty nightmarish MOTORCYCLE SKELETON ARMY!"
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on May 02, 2012, 01:19:10 AM
You realize that the closest farm is 25 miles away, right?

So, why in bloody blazes did you order a Calvary charge UP A DAMN HILL, Right into the rear of the russians where the bulk of their forces are!??!!?

No matter, except those were Genoan Mercenaries and not the swiss ones, so not all hope is lost.

X is holding them off at the top of the castle wall with a A-10 Gatling gun
but the skeleton motorcycle army is not a bad idea, but
they need the machine gunner sidecar, though.
The main focus of the tactical plan is to kill enough of the advancing army to retreat to a better defensible position, until we
wear them out through attrition and draw them into the castle center, where they will be utterly destroyed.
Right now, the villa entrance has machine guns trained on it by marksmen on the foyer balcony, and
there is a barricade in front of the stairway, going to the servants entrance to the left, where freddy will return with the hedge maze crypt key, and to the right to the other side of the villa foyer.  the bar(s) on either side of the foyer staircase are fortified with several A-10 Gatling machine guns to inflict MASSIVE DAMAGE on the Russians. 
Out front is the cannon fodder, I mean, the armed random bar patrons, in various positions around the destroyed courtyard fountain and some are positioned behind gravestones for cover.
In front of them is a locked wrought iron gate, guarded by several Cerberus'.
in front of that is another iron gate, guarded by two Cerberus
IN FRONT OF ALL THAT IS... the castle wall,
and that is difficult to get through.
They will use their elite soldiers to get through there to open the gate.

The villa is a part of the creature of Chaos that is Castlevania,
it will regenerate, with all the villa punch and captain drac.

Anyways, first thing you should do is send out the motorcycle skeletons to destroy the howitzers in the forest of silence.

The were creatures are on our side, spying on the army.
They will join the cause when you come across them.

With my help, you will buy groups A, B, and C enough time to set up defensible positions to repel the advancing army and employ a fighting retreat to the castle center, where Eldar Bonesingers will help you to shape the wraithbone, build up a base, and summon the powerful avatar of Khaine to destroy the russian's ultimate weapon, a giant, ak-47 wielding, vodka drinking soviet grizzly bear.  :o

Good luck, man, failure to execute this plan will get us captured and sent to a Siberian prison camp, where we will be worked to death.
So yeah, DON'T FUCK UP.  >:(
 



Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on May 02, 2012, 01:34:18 AM
I should let you all know that half of the enemy's gun emplacements have 'fallen' through the ground due to a collapse of sediment. A little Ghost has told me that the collapse was caused by the acidic liquid flowing in the castle moat, through the 'Forest of Silence' and the 'Underground Waterway'. This may also cause the Villa to eventually sink as well so get out as fast as you can... Also I'm running out of A-10 shells so hurry the f**k up!!!
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on May 02, 2012, 01:47:52 AM
Hmm, interesting development to occur, X.

As for the Villa sinking, don't worry, I know someone who can restore the sediment and reroute the acidic liquid away from the villa to the lake and the forest of silence.  This will kill the forest and the serpent in the lake, but that can all be reversed with dracula's magic* after all this blows over.

*Dracula's magic: The ultimate cheap-ass cop-out since 1986*

We're all waiting for Freddy to get back with the hedge maze crypt key, so we can retreat and go down the different paths. (My group has the longest path: Outer wall, Art tower, tower of ruin, tower of science, take the secret passageway in the tower of science to get to the castle center elevator shaft to meet up with the other 2 groups)

Dude, you can will more crates of A-10 shells, creature of chaos, remember?
And as for the guy who's helping us out?  Don't worry about it.  That is for me to know, and all of you to never find out.  8)
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Dominus Agony on May 02, 2012, 11:15:47 AM
Is this a fan-fiction thread or just terrible role-play? I'm confused.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on May 02, 2012, 11:17:07 AM
Dude, if you don't know what the topic is about, then don't post in it.  >:(
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Gunlord on May 02, 2012, 12:05:26 PM
Yes, it's a fanfiction. Everyone posting in this thread is a character that I, Sephiroth Goku the Stampede Super Waffle Junior, have come up with in my own head.

You, too, are a figment of my imagination, Dominus Agony.

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on May 02, 2012, 12:15:47 PM
Watch out, Gunlord!  You have used Super Waffle's name without his permission!  He could have a solid case against you!  :o  *ANNOYING DRAMATIC MUSIC*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Mooning Freddy on May 02, 2012, 01:50:37 PM
Where the heck does all this water come from?
Stupid succubi forgot the jacuzzi water running again, didn't they?
Nothing I hate worse than swimming! Better teleport across or something.
*Suddenly reappears in castle B*
Oops! Now that wasn't supposed to happen, was it? 
How did I get here, and how do I get out?  >:(
And what's with all those stormtroopers with blasters running around?  :o
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on May 02, 2012, 02:14:31 PM
How in the world did you teleport to the HoD (GBA) castle?  Teleport back and give us the damn key!  >:(

X is running out of A-10 shells!  :o

Hurry up, man. :(
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on May 02, 2012, 08:59:09 PM
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Is this a fan-fiction thread or just terrible role-play? I'm confused.

Don't worry too much about it. I'm also confused a little myself since no solid rules were drawn up at the first post to help identify for the newcomers; myself being one of them. It's essentially a form of role-paying. Sort of a little get-away from the rest of the topics. There have been six types so far and 7.0 is my first time posting.

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Dude, if you don't know what the topic is about, then don't post in it.  >:(

Ease up a little, okay? Not everyone's quick to get what the thread's about. I myself was a little puzzled at first too.

Back to the action; "I've got more ammo! Gaibon just dropped on by with several refresher crates so I'm all good for the next few minutes... But I'll be broke soon as it's costing me 1.9 million dollars to fire this gun for 15.5 seconds!!"
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Ahasverus on May 02, 2012, 10:23:49 PM
The motorcycle army was down, without gas, the object that had them tied to this world was useless. There was only water, much water, and a storm getting fiercer each second. Alistair, the powerful necromancer had no tricks under his sleeve. The russian army was coming and that bear thing was drunker and more annoying, his roarings were like a rolling barrel with stones inside. it was unbereable. So, what was next? What could be done to stop this madness?? Alistair  couldn't stand it any more. He cast a lighting spell over himself, and then died.

But a necromancer is not bound to the rules of the mortal word.

Whit his soul gone to neverland, souls of ghosts whom were summoned by him entered his body, and reclaimed it as theirs. The lighting strike was still running through his veins, I wouldn't go away. Now, Alistair was no more, it was a new multy entity Electric necromancer. His body couldn't resist it that much, it was only one for thousands of souls, so random corpses were attracted to alistair corpse, they bound themselves to it, making a giant body made of dead bodies, it had a conscience, but multiple minds, lightings were sparking like furious barkings from his body, and so, with every new dead body the castle magic infused him with more power of chaos. Soon, the little sun was present at the time was eclipsed by a nightmare forgotten by time.

And so, from Alistair ashes, Legion, was born, again.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Neobelmont on May 02, 2012, 11:12:17 PM
As a swordsman knowing when the right time to strike is of most importance. It's already starting to rain and what's this? abit of fog hmm... I have the pefect plan for a sneak attack and with night coming the russians will not see this coming. Maybe I'll use the power of my griffin stone with other folk that can transform and attack from above or maybe sneak in sliently then slash them hmm? !! What the... my griffin eyes deceive me could it be that is a traitor among us!!!? My plan will have to wait,but then again I wonder what that individual is doing I must proceed with extreme caution maybe there is a secret path too...no.. but where would it lead to a possible attack from behind or the rear? It's a stealth mission that I must walk alone.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on May 02, 2012, 11:37:34 PM
Hmm, Good point, Neobelmont. The russians might be sending a regiment up the foot path from Wallachia village to the villa hedge maze back gate, which is locked but unguarded, and the path to the villa's servant's entrance is only guarded by 3 machine gun skeleton motorcycles.  Proceed with caution!
Well, that should stall them for a while.

*Portal opens*

Mooning Freddy: Here!  Take the key! I can't hold the portal open long enough to get through!

*Throws the key to Highwind and the Portal closes*

All right! X, you can retreat to the Villa and Man the defenses here.  Don't forget to close the castle wall gate and the villa gates behind you before enter the villa and take control of the defenses here! Group A, line up with Mobius! Group B line up with Harrycombs!  Group C line up and follow me!

Alright, lets go!  *The groups march up the foyer stairs to the balcony and go to the door on the left side and open it.  They walk past sharpshooters standing at ready to fire on the russians, into the rose garden, with Rosa watering the roses and nodding to the leaders as they each passed, up a flight of stairs, to the inner quarters of the villa, past several rooms and the glass knights standing guard, through a door into the villa parlor, causing Sulaco to glance up with a look of puzzlement as the various bar patrons walked passed to the stairway to the villa hedge maze.

Outside, the groups lined up in front of the hedge maze gate.

All Right, when we Open this gate, chainsaw Frankenstein and his 2 gargoyle dogs will spot us and begin charging at us.  Throw the holy water to slow them down, strike the dogs with your short swords, and attack Frankenstein until he drops.  If he and the dogs get back up, the next group of people have to take him down again.

The path is straight ahead, then to the right, use the key on the locked door, and go to the crypt.

GO!

*Opens the gate and Mobius runs in with her group*

Chainsaw Frankenstein and the 2 gargoyle dogs spot her and start running at her.

They almost attack her when she pulls out a flame spear, and executes an ancient demonic fighting technique, burning the dogs and charring Frankenstein to the point that he won't get up for a while, not until the russians advance that far.

They all reach the door and go through. It's a short walk along a stream, jumping onto a bridge, then turning left, before coming out to a short, non-descriptive structure with an iron bar door with a crest on it.  They proceed down to the crypt, and are greeted by a closed coffin at the back of the crypt.  Highwind attacks and destroys the lid, and the bottom slides out of the coffin, revealing a secret passageway.

"Group A, line up with Mobius, jump into the coffin and go to the underground tunnel and set up defensive positrons in there!"

Group B, line up with Harrycombs, jump into the coffin and go to the underground waterway and set up defensive positions there!"

Group C, line up with me, jump into the coffin and follow me to the outer wall, where we will set up anti-air and anti-infantry defenses!"

*The various groups line up and jump into the coffin, going to their various destinations to set up defensive positions to fight off the Russians and perform a fighting-style retreat to the castle center.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Neobelmont on May 03, 2012, 12:34:01 AM
(Where is this person going it's been almost well over an hour) Hmm.. What is this guy doing? He's taking his moment too look around the surroundings, he stoping... what is he holding... a flash?!!! Gahhh my eyes!!!! My body it's getting uhhh... can't defend or draw out my sabre or colt....No gloves,hands to soft,a sword at the hip, short brown hair, green eyes, a face...it's a woman... Losing consciousness falling to the ground such beautiful green eyes what is she going to do with me?Where is she dragging me? I have failed, did I underestimate the traitor did I underestimate her? Rain so cold.... Thump!!!
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on May 03, 2012, 01:32:42 AM
Well, NeoBelmont failed to get the spy, so it's only a matter of time before they breach the back gate!

*Talks in walkie talkie*

X! NeoBelmont got captured by the spy! The back gate is sparsely defended!  You need to set up a barracade just behind the gate, to hold them off and allow Chainsaw frankenstein and the 2 gargoyle dogs time to heal!  They need 20 min. to heal, so hold the line yourself with 5 demonic machine gunners.

After that, when retreating walk backwards towards the Villa while still firing on the advancing enemy and lock the servant's entrance door behind you.

To my group: "Good! the Anti-air defenses are up and running! They should shoot down the migs and Helicopters they will send to attack the outer wall.  Now we need to get the anti-infantry defenses up, because they will attempt a massive airdrop on the outer wall in an attempt to go around the defenses in the castle center and capture the castle keep, which would result in the destruction of the island the castle is on.  So, keep working!*

I hope the other groups can wear out the Russians before getting to the castle center. if they're even at half-strength, they're might be too many to kill, even with all the high positions and behemoth in the arena.  :-\

Even so, X, Sulaco, and the villa defenders should be easily able to kill a third of the Russian forces before having to retreat to the hedge maze.
But still, even then, what is this nagging sense of dread and fear?  NO! I will not let those thoughts distract me from the mission at hand.  We will be victorious in the end!  8)
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Neobelmont on May 03, 2012, 04:05:23 AM
"60 mins" Nature Heavy Rainstorm Sounds (No Music) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8iipjZIAMU#)

Uhh. My head..my body man what the heck happened? I recall that there was a spy and then oh.. I got my butt handed to me. What I cannot move I am all tied up. Pretty good too. I can get out of it with one of my hidden blades heh every part off me is deadly hmm? What's happening light hmm... Green eyes,emerald eyes wait a minute... Gahhh!!! It's the women who knocked out the living crap out of me. Wonder what she is doing maybe she wants to skin me alive or something. Holy Cow she coming toward me just have too cut a little more. Huh what are you looking at exactly  :-\ 

She demands some answers from me asking why I was following her. I state that she looked like a spy acting all detached from the rest of the group. She orders me to state my name I tell it's not too kind to ask for other folks names witout saying your own. She tells me that she cannot reveal her name but to instead call her emerald.I say that for an enemy spy she is acting too nice. I ask her what she is going to do with me and what her role is with the Russian army. Emerald states that she has nothing to do with the Russians, but that in a matter of a hours everyone will die Russian or not. I ask her how is that possible we have been able to fight back.

She explains that someone in the Russian army is acting independently by calling forth the darkest demons from the pits of hell that even the most darkest of summoners will not attempt to contact and is infusing them with powerful technology beyond what we have now. She gives an example that if 2 gargoyle dogs were to take only 20 minutes to heal these new cyber dogs will only need half the time to recover if not less almost instant if their fresh on the field of battle. She states all we have are a couple of gargoyles, a reject from a b-list horror movie,legion, goofy skeletons, and some necromancer. The demons she described are so horrible that she fears to even mutter any names plus with technology infused making them stronger than both sides we will have no chance at all.

She asks if I will help her. With the guys fighting one battle and now another one starts I agree, but it just can't be the two of us doing this I ask. She says yes the less the better as to not draw any attention. She says she will release me,but by now I have already set myself free just wanted some information on her. She gets a little flustered by how easy I could have turned the tables on her I say that everyone has a bit of a surprise in them. One of the last few question I ask her is that does she know who is behind this like a name. She says she does not have a name but rather a location where this is suppose to happen. Also how is it that you were able to knock me out so quickly I am part griffin. She states that she too is a griffin as well and that those strikes would have killed anyone else. My mind is just about to implode and I get a little flustered myself. She says it's hard to take it all in but it's all true. It's odd, but I trust her she could have killed me after all. I ask for my walkie talkie so I can contact someone to give an update to what is happening.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on May 03, 2012, 10:03:58 AM
*Superior dragoon hearing picks up the entire conversation.*

To myself: Hmm, that's not good.  I should do something about that.

*Has villa scientists research Chaos aspect, then sets the science rate to 100%, so it will only take 2 turns to research.*

*2 Turns later*

Villa scientists discover the lost ancient art of Chaos aspect.

*Screen pops up.*
New units: Pure Energy force shield (Defensive unit), Chaos guardian(PURE ENERGY SWORDS), Chaos tank (Hyper beam will rape those demons!)
New structure: Pure Energy force field (Triples the defenses of all Chaos units, Offensive and Defensive).

*Chaos Guardians are being made up of pure energy, the antithesis to the demons, who are made up of anti-matter.  When Matter (or, in this case, pure energy), comes into contact with anti-matter, they both explode.  Chaos tanks are an anti air and anti-vehicle, which will defeat any cheap demonic tank rush they would attempt.*

*Builds Pure Energy force field and 8 force shields, and 100 chaos guardians and 300 Chaos tanks.*

Alright, line up and do not fire until they come!  8)

Random bar Patron: Sir! We have just finished the anti-infantry defenses!  Ready to advance to the art tower on your orders!

Me: Good!  Alright, Group C, line up and follow me to the art tower!

*Group C has entered the art tower.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on May 03, 2012, 10:12:56 AM
*I dropped my overly large ammo pack and A-10 gun, and proceeded to the enemy camp to locate the captured NeoBelmont. Stealing a bottle of Vodka and an enemy uniform I do my best to blend in with the common soldiery. Having Russian blood in my veins helps with the disguise as it shows in my facial features. Moving ever so casually I spy out of the corner of my eye, a series of storage tents. Beside them is another tent that appears to be some sort of lab. moving inconspicuously I make my way to the lab. Once inside I pause in horror.*

"This is no ordinary lab..!"

*Symbols of unknown origin littered the inner walls of the tent. Designs so ancient and alien that the human mind cannot comprehend. And then, on the table right in front of me...*

"What the shit..!"

*My greatest horrors were realized*

"..the...NECRONOMICON!"

*Holding the infernal, dreaded and horrific tome in my shaking hands, I knew not what was going to happen next. The world around me goes dark and my breath reverses outwards from my mouth. Only in my collapsing mind could I ever even ask the question.*

(What have they done...)
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on May 03, 2012, 01:16:56 PM
*Senses pulsing dark energy in the forest.*

Dammit, X, I told you to go to the villa!  >:(

To a chaos Guardian: Teleport into the russian camp, retrieve X and the NECRONOMICON, and teleport them back here!

Chaos Guardian: I will not fail you.

*teleports*

*about 3 minutes later*

*Choas guardian teleports back with X and the NECRONOMICON.*

Good work guardian, that will be all.

To X: WHAT THE HELL MAN!  I TOLD YOU TO GO TO THE VILLA AND SET UP THE DEFENSES ON THE BACK PATH!  NOW GO DO THAT RIGHT NOW!.

*Teleports X back to the villa with his overly large ammo pack and A-10 gun*

Oh, right, gotta close those gates.  8)

*Using the power of the wind, I close the metal gates in the castle wall and the villa courtyard gates, too.

Now, for this book, what were they looking at last?

*Flips open book to dog eared page*

*IS ALARMED AND MORTIFIED*

O HORROR OF HORRORS!  THEY ARE GOING TO SUMMON ABADDON, MASTER OF THE ABYSS!

This is not good. *Closes Book*

Alright, were almost to the tower of ruin!

*Knocks the flaming mine cart off the track.*

Follow me!

*They enter the tower of ruin.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Mooning Freddy on May 03, 2012, 02:06:20 PM
*Meanwhile, in a castle far, far away...*

What do you mean you're looking for druids? You're more stoned than me, what the heck?!
*Knocks down the stormtrooper*

[a voice is heard from somewhere] "I sense a deep disturbance in the force..."
Would you idiots stop talking in riddles!
"I find your lack of faith disturbing."
Yeah? how about some disturbance up yo @$$?
*takes out the glove. Big dude in weird black costume chops it off in a heartbeat.*
Oops! Wrong turn, I guess?
"You will join us or DIE"
Too bad I'm already dead, huh? See ya later alligator!
*shoves a grenade up his @$$ and flees*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Neobelmont on May 03, 2012, 02:25:41 PM
Episode 2 - The Shores of Hell - level 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEW4obRV0GQ#)

After talking to superior dragoon over the walkie talkie Emerald and I go to the location of the true would be summoning location. Making sure to be careful to the location which is underground in the forest we see a man doing some odd gestures and saying odd things. He's starting it and with at least 10 gunman guarding him AK-47's and bullet proof vest. What are a swordsman and swordswoman to do? Simple take away their confidence of them using their guns. I see one of the gunmen moving away from the rest of the group and I take the moment to quickly get rid of him. I use my sabre to slash his throat and grab his AK before anything bad happens. After three more gunman come looking for him. Emerald and I using the element of surprise destroy the next three. Four down six more to go they are starting to get suspicious now they ready themselves, but it's too late Emerald and I use smokebombs and flash grenades to paralyze them we dispatch the remaining six easy. Afterwards there is a door we bust it down to see the man somethings happening?

 A portal is starting to appear with out hesitation I pull out my colt and shoot him in order to stop the portal from opening, but at the last minute when it was about to close something came through. A snake monster is a major adversary of griffins. It does try to bite Emerald but I get in the way of slashing it, yet at the same time it bites me. I fall to the ground our griffin side activates with our hands changing color in the presence of poison. She give the snake the killing blow, but we have to get out of here the TNT we have placed will destroy this place. We just keep on moving till we hear a bang that is sure to gather some attention.

Afterwards we go back into the house she that I was tied up in. She gives me some special anti-venom. I feel much better,but due to the intake of poison I got I am out of the battle. I ask her to radio someone to report what has happened and she agrees. In the end I at least got a cute girl that is half griffin and who knows it just might get a little primeval after all is done like some kind of movie I tell ya  ;) No dark being will come out at least I hope not, but what if there were more than one summoning spot to call them from?
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on May 03, 2012, 03:19:33 PM
*Meanwhile, in the Underground Tunnel*

Mobius: Where the hell are the Russians?  I'm getting bored already killing the giant spiders.  I better get a free tab for this, dragoon.

*Meanwhile, in the Underground waterway*

Harrycombs:  *whistles* Hmm, the Russians haven't got this far yet, maybe the guys at the villa will be able to kill all of them off?  I can't fathom how Sulaco could be defeated by whoever makes it that far to him.  Oh well. *Twiddles thumbs*

*Meanwhile, in front of the hedge maze back gate*

X: well, the barricade is set up and there's no fucking way the russians are coming in the back door.

*Meanwhile back at the ranch-I mean, the tower of ruin*

STUPID FUCKING CRUMBLING FLOORS! GOD!

*Kills more zombies*

I have to do this stupid puzzle all over again!  >:(
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Neobelmont on May 03, 2012, 07:37:13 PM
I feel a lot better not just emotionally, but physically as well. Yet I am still not ready for battle and it's still raining hard guess I have to lick my wounds  >:( I ask Emerald if she has some super healing medicine. She just laughs at me  :-[ She states that all what I should do is just rest. Even if I am not in fighting shape I can do something. Radio can someone hear me over?
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on May 03, 2012, 07:49:55 PM
*Picks up walk-talkie*

This is Highwind, over

NeoBelmont: Can I help you with anything?

Me: You can help guide me and my group through the tower of ruin, Seriously, NOT AGAIN!

*Floor crumples as I and the group fall through again.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Neobelmont on May 06, 2012, 04:19:44 PM
*Picks up walk-talkie*

This is Highwind, over

NeoBelmont: Can I help you with anything?

Me: You can help guide me and my group through the tower of ruin, Seriously, NOT AGAIN!

*Floor crumples as I and the group fall through again.*

Gives highwind instructions on how to get out of there. Now proceed with what you were doing.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on May 06, 2012, 09:34:48 PM
*Kills zombies and starts the puzzle over, this time being successful.*


My group then comes out to the rising platform room.

Oh fuck.  >:(

*Right pillar, right pillar, left pillar, right pillar, left pillar, left pillar*

Highwind and the group master the puzzle and enter the tower of science.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Green Stranger on May 07, 2012, 01:03:18 AM
*Takes a steaming shit on your keyboard so you can stop typing*  ;D
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on May 07, 2012, 09:59:17 AM
(Inside the Tower of Science)

Spotting something in the corner of his eye, X runs on over to the far wall of the chamber.

"SA-WEEEET!!"

X drops his current weapon of choice.

"Iv'e been blinded..."

Picks up experimental laser rifle.

"With SCIENCE!!!"
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on May 07, 2012, 10:19:03 AM
Wow, you killed off most of the enemies attacking the rear gate?

Eh, Those 5 Demonic machine gunners should be able to handle the rest.

*finds secret passage*

Through here, guys!

*Goes through the secret passage*

*Kills lizardmen in the way*

*arrives at the other Tower of science entrance*

It looks just like the area when we entered the tower

*Highwind and the group exit the tower of science*

The Castle center elevator shaft is ahead.  Going down!

*Highwind and group C have enter the castle center.*

*Takes a steaming shit on your keyboard so you can stop typing*  ;D

Look, if your just posting in this topic to be an ass, please don't.  >:(
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on May 11, 2012, 03:50:07 PM
*Gets out of elevator*

*Eldar farseer walk toward me*

Farseer: We have built up the base and sacrificed an eldar patriarch, the avatar of Khaine isabout to be summoned!

Me: Good, keep him in the base around the elevator, can't let the russians outflank us and get past the castle center.

X: I'm going to go set up a barricade at the castle center entrance, this new laser rifle should work wonders!  You hold onto Sasha for me and let NO ONE TOUCH HER, GOT IT?

Me: Ok

*X goes and sets up the barricade, In front of a fully upgraded Eldar strategic point.*

Hmm, the balcony upstairs is of concern to me, hold on a second.

*Goes up the stairs, through the balcony doors and sets up anti air and anti-infantry defenses.*

That should do it.  8)

*Goes back down*

Farseer: The avatar of Khaine has been summoned!

*A bright red glow surrounds the area.*

Avatar: I AM KAELA MENSHA KHAINE!

Me: Good, now I'll go set up defenses in the next room.

*Goes and sets up the defenses*

To myself: Chainsaw Frankenstein and the 2 gargoyle dogs are healed by now, now all we have to do is let the russians try to kill legion and get the castle gate open.

Meinwhile.....

*In russian*: "Target Acquired, we have a lock on on legion. FIRE!"
*Russian Cruisers and submarines in the black see fire all of their cruise missiles at legion*

BOOM!

LEGION: SHREEK!

*LEGION'S corpse shield falls off, revealing the core.  It fires off lightning bolts, killing a third of the russian army.  The rest of the cruise missile's  hit legion, finally killing it.*

*Legion's remians fall onto the Castle wall, crushing and killing the twin bone dragons.*

Russians paratroopers are airdropping onto the castle wall!

They land and activate both switches, opening the metal gates.

Their elite soldiers scale the wall and operate the mechanism to lower the drawbridge.

The castle wall has fallen to the russians and they are ready to invade the villa, however, the remaining howitzers were destroyed by the were creatures of the forest of silence, and they were teleported to the villa hedge maze as a stop-gap measure to slow the Russians down even more.

The russians are now filling into the castle wall, lining up into 3 columns, and waiting for the orders to advance.

Soviet bear: RooArR!!!!
They cross the threshold into the villa.

GROAWWL!

THE 5 CERBERUS' attack the advancing russians!

They mow down a bunch of the troops, before the soviet bear kills them.

The first gate opens, and the russians try to advance!
GROAWWL!

7 more Cerberus' attack the adavncing enemy!

They kill the remainder of the first 2 columns, and half of the 3rd column before the bear kills all of them off.

The second gate opens!

They advance through to the courtyard.

The cannon fodder, I mean, random bar patrons, open fire on them!

They kill off the last advance column, but only 5 of them survived the attack.  But they are no mach for the bear, which is invulnerable to their gunfire, and rips out their throats.

More Russian troops are filing into the villa courtyard now, and line up behind the giant bear, who is using itself as a battering ram to bust open the villa foyer door, which is locked, barred, and all the heavy furniture is stack up behind it. The door budges a little, but does not break.  Sinful, who is in charge of the villa garrison, gives a signal for everyone to not fire until the door breaks open.  In the villa rose garden and the hallway that leads to it, sharpshooters are taking potshots at the russian's in the courtyard, causing them to run for cover behind the gravestones.  Rosa stops watering the roses and goes through the villa to the library, where she locks the door behind her and activates a secret passageway behind the wall bookcase that goes to the castle center.  She then goes through it, arrives in the castle center, and goes to Highwind and informs him that the russian's killed legion, opened the gate, and killed all the Cerberus and are now using the giant soviet bear to break down the villa foyer door.

Me: Good thing that dracula's magic kills the cruise missiles, otherwise, they would just bomb us off the face of the earth.  They will hold them off, but many russians will advance to the underground tunnel and also the waterway, but the group that makes it to the outer wall will all be killed off by the anti-infantry defenses and the Chaos guardian army stationed there.

Do not worry, Rosa, everything is going to plan, now take refuge in the castle center library.

*Rosa departs and goes to the library.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on May 12, 2012, 11:12:17 PM
*Castle Center*

"I likes Christmas!!"

*carefully carries a bundle of Magical Nitro in my backpack of holding. The vampires stay the f**k away from me as they know what will happen if the touch me in the slightest. Contacting teams A, B and C I tell them to avoid the main door to the Castle Center at all costs.*

"Mock barricades are scattered about the place, and conceal the Magical Nitro on flimsy wooden pedestals which will detonate via tripwires. I've also set Magical Nitro directly to the main doors. DO NOT OPEN THEM! Let the Red army find out how much pain this castle can dish out to invaders. I've also set the Mandragoras around the Castle Center to help confuse the Russians. They will here the screams thinking its us when there will be nothing there but an ambush of bombs. Let the Symphony of Destruction begin!"

*After setting up the barricades and traps I high-tail it to the coliseum where my greatest trap for the Russians awaits*

"I've left a set of instructions to whomever wishes to drive the 'Bull' tank around and squish some Reds  ;D"
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Neobelmont on May 12, 2012, 11:20:48 PM
anyone there over... what is happening over...
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on May 12, 2012, 11:42:25 PM
Well, then, the people that were at the front barricades, CAREFULLY MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE LARGE ROOM, FIRST DOOR ON THE RIGHT (NOT LEFT! THAT IS THE COLOSSEUM!)

There is more than 1 entrance to the castle center from the Underground tunnel and the waterway, too.  Mobius and Harrycombs know where they are.  8)

*Group C makes their way to where Highwind is, taking great care not to trip any wires.*

All we can do is wait for the Russians to attack.

*walkie-talkie beeps, it's Sinful*

This is Sinful, over.

This is Highwind.

Sinful: the Russians are using the giant soviet bear as a battering ram against the villa foyer door, but it's not budging.

Me: Just be ready to fire when it breaches the door sooner or later, over.

Sinful: Will copy, over.

To X: Hmm, Neobelmont is out of the fight, now who could drive it?  ;D

*lightbulb*

FREDDY!

Meanwhile, over at castle B*

Mooning freddy: I've set the charge, and got a stronger portal spell.  Just set the co-ordinates for the castle center and FWOOM!

*Teleports directly in front of Highwind, just as the charge goes off, destroying castle B.*

Freddy: That was too close.

Me: Hey freddy, X left a set of instructions to whomever wishes to drive the 'Bull' tank around and squish some Reds, do you want to drive it?\

Freddy: FUCK YEAH I LIKE TANKS!  :o 8)

*Freddy takes the instructions and goes to the bull tank to get it ready to use.*  :P

*Walkie-talkie again, it's Neobelmont.*

This is Highwind.

NeoBelmont: What's happening?

Me: Legion got killed, the castle wall and the villa courtyard fell, and the soviet bear is using itself as a battering ram on the villa foyer door to no effect.  Also, X booby-trapped the shit out of the castle center entrance, with magical Nitro and Mandragoras, so yeah, a lot happened while you were out.  Oh yeah!  The Avatar of Khaine was summoned, and the soviet bear is immune to gunfire and poison.  The Avatar is the only thing that can kill the bear, but I have a hunch that General grover is behind all of this.

Neobelmont: THE GENERAL GROVER!?!?!?!?!  FROM THE "SHATTERHAND" INCIDENT!?!?!?!?

Me: YES, NEOBELMONT, THAT GENERAL GROVER.
Anyways, that's all for now, just get some rest, over.

Neobelmont: Will do, over.

*To myself*

Alright!  Let's get this party started!

*Goes to raid the castle center bars.*

(Long story short, in the Villa (Lightning strikes!!!!) Version 5.0, we invaded and conquered the castle center.  The forum planet upgraded wiped out the posts, BUT IT STILL HAPPENED!
So, we built many bars in it, including the library and observatory.  8))

Sure. Just beware of the Vampire maids in those places. They'll serve you more then just booze.

Pfft, yeah, they tried that shit on Harrycombs when we invaded the castle center.  He didn't believe them, so he threw it at them and burned them.

TL;DR: they tried to serve him sulfuric acid.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on May 14, 2012, 06:49:41 PM
The Castle Center.

*Rummages through the wine cellar in the dinning hall*

"A-HAH!! Dracula's own privet stash!"

*Pulls out 'Captain Drac's original spiced rum' from one of the crates.*

*Those villa doors will hold till them Russians get a howitzer to open it. Till then let's drink and be merry! And bring plenty of purifying orbs too. I can't seem to drink by myself as these vampire maid hussies won't keep their hands off my pants!*

Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on May 14, 2012, 07:24:26 PM
Here's a crate full of them!

(https://castlevaniadungeon.net/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi47.tinypic.com%2F2n99ldh.jpg&hash=59bbf4c774aa86ee78c471739b27a6a5)

*Drinks a bottle of Captain Drac.*

Oh, and X, a howitzer won't do jack shit to that door*; they'll need a bunker buster missile to destroy the door.

*Due to Sulaco casting a demonic enchantment on it.

*On walkie-talkie*: Hey Neobelmont, me and X found Dracula's secret stash of Captain Drac, do you want me to teleport a bottle to you?
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Mooning Freddy on May 16, 2012, 02:29:26 PM
Goddamn you Dragoon, what the hell?
This distorted reality is really fucking up my mind.
Dracula! Dracula! Where is he?

*Some black-haired emo vamp appears* "did you call me?"
Hell no! Not you again! I thought we got rid of you in episode 4!
"Well I'm sorry that dad is too busy so I'm like filling out for him see?"
How are you filling out for him? You can't even turn into a bat!
"I can, like, turn into a pigeon for a while but not, like, when I have that Jack Daniels with Pepsi"
Good lord, man, that's sick! Sick man! Now go help take that shit to Dragoon and STEP AWAY FROM MY BUTTCRACK
"Okie dokie"
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on May 16, 2012, 09:02:13 PM
*Receives whatever Freddy wanted brought to me.*

Ok, cool, put it over there.

* Kills all the vampires in the room.*

*Teleports 4 bottles of Captain Drac to Neobelmont.*

To X: Got the bottle?

X: Yes.

Me: Go!

*Both X and Highwind chug their bottles of captain Drac, then drink a purifying orb to cancel the effects of the vampire bites.*

*Repeat ad-nauseum OVER 9000 times.*

Me: Oh god....*THUNK!!!*

X: I DRANK TOO MUCH! *THUNK!!!!*

Kregan: What's going on in here? I heard some noise and-

*Sees X and highwind passed out at the bar and all the bottles strewn around them.*

Kregan: These are the human's that are in charge of the castle's defenses?!?!?!!?

Well, I do believe we may be screwed.

*Leaves*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on May 17, 2012, 10:10:30 AM
*Bolt's upright*

"I TAKE YOU BOTH APART! I TEAR YOU BOTH TOGETHER!!"

*THUNK!!!!*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on May 17, 2012, 01:17:53 PM
*Wakes up*

Did you say something, punk!?!??!

*THUNK!!!*

Researchers Aim to Re-Create Beer Found in 19th-Century Shipwreck

http://blogs.laweekly.com/squidink/2012/05/beer_19th_century_shipwreck.php (http://blogs.laweekly.com/squidink/2012/05/beer_19th_century_shipwreck.php)

OH. MY. GOD.

When this Russians invading the castle thing is done, We need to get that beer in stock at the villa and castle center, STAT!  8)
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on May 18, 2012, 09:50:54 AM
*Reads paper after waking up*

"Indeed. What comes into Castlevania, stays in Castlevania and comes back with Castlevania every resurrection."
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on May 18, 2012, 10:59:40 AM
WE SHALL NECRO ALL BEER AND KEEP IT HERE FOR ETERNITY!!!!


BEHOLF MY TRUE POWER AND DESPAIR!!!!!!!!!!

*MORPHS INTO DRAGON FORM*

*MORPHS BACK*

Wow, that cured the hangover.  So, what now?!?!?!

Meanwhile, in the underground tunnel:

Mobius: FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS UNHOLY, LET THEM INVADE THE VILLA!  I'M BORED AS FUCK DOWN HERE!  >:(

Meanwhile, in the underground Waterway:

Harycombs: so. fucking. bored.

*plays sonic generations on his 3DS*

Meanwhile, Back at the Villa:

Sinful: *on walkie-talkie* Sulaco, how powerful is that demonic enchantment that you placed on the villa foyer doors?  Highwind said that only a bunker buster missile could destroy it.

Sulaco: Doubtful, It wouldn't make it that far.  The castle would send out a bolt of dark energy that would destroy the missile before it even reach the forest of silence.  The only thing that could destroy that door right now is either the Epirus Bow or a nuclear missile, and the Russians aren't dumb enough to use a nuke in Romania, it's too risky.  Plus, the Eprius bow was destroyed by zeus at the battle of mount tartarus, and he also brought down the mountain.

So, those doors might never be breached.

Sinful: Hmm, well, you never know, over.

Sulaco: You do have a good point, just be careful, over.

Sinful: Will do, over.

To the others in the Villa: The Eprius bow is destroyed beneath a collapsed mountain, and they aren't going to nuke us.  If they don't get in here in 30 minutes, we should attack their rear guard in the forest of silence.

Meanwhile, in front of the Villa:

Soviet bear: RrOoAaRr!
*smashes into the doors, with no effect.*

Russian Sergent: General Grover!  The bear cannot break down the doors!  We should use the Eprius bow we found in the collapsed greek mountain of tartarus and repaired to working function! Plus, the enemy is taking potshots at us from the garden and hallway!  We're sitting ducks out here!

General Grover: Alright, men!  fall back behind the 2 courtyard gates and leave this to me!
* Pulls out the Eprius bow*
Grover: Stand back, men when this destroys the doors, attack!
*Pulls back to bow, creating an arrow made of pure light.  He holds the bow back for a couple of minutes, building up the power of the arrow, then lets it go*
*The arrow streaks toward the villa foyer doors and hit them in the middle, destroying them and leaves a gaping hole in the Villa entrance.*
Grover: ATTACK!
SOVIET BEAR: RrOoAaRr!
Russian soldiers: YAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Sinful, wiping rubble off his face: hold your ground, and fire when they get past the 2nd courtyard gate!
*The Russians charge past the 2nd courtyard gate*
Sinful: FIRE!
*A HUGE FUCKING TORRENT OF GUNFIRE issues forth from the villa and stops the Russians at where the villa fountain used to be.*
Sinful (to himself): So begins the downfall of the villa......
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Neobelmont on May 18, 2012, 02:42:30 PM

Just waking up after not even drinking one bottle(never drank once nerver doing it again  :-X ) of that stuff yet still getting something out of it I hear the radio what in the world is happening out there!?
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on May 18, 2012, 02:50:17 PM
NeoBelmont: What's happening?

Me: General Grover used the bow to destroy the Villa foyer doors.  Sinful is holding them off until this initial wave of soldiers is all killed off, then he will retreat, over.

Neobelmont: Got it, over.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on May 18, 2012, 06:22:49 PM
*X wakes up with major hangover and still a little dizzy. One of the Vampire maids comes on over with a large vase.*

"Hello! Would you like to make a charitable donation to the society of mistreated vampires?"

*X sticks his face into the vase.*

"BLARRG-KOFF-UUGH-SPIT-PTOO-WUFFF-BLECH!!" (vomit sounds)

*The maid has a sweat drop with her hair in split-ends*

"Ah...thank you sir...for your...most generous offer."

*hastily walks away with filled vase. X brings out another Purification orb.*

"Wow! I feel refreshed! So they're not limited for the use against vampirism..."

Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on May 18, 2012, 09:45:42 PM
Then what does the cure ample cure besides poison?  :o

I feel really sorry for that vampire maid, maybe she was just asking for money?  :-[

*Shrugs*

Who knows?  But it's irrelevant now, we need to get back downstairs to that big room with the barricades.  Our troops need our tactical guidance.

X and Highwind go back downstairs and take their positions behind the barricades in the first big room. (the one where you fought Rosa/Fernandez warrior in LoD)
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on May 19, 2012, 10:49:22 AM
*Sets up Sasha on a mounted tripod and the 'Tower of Science made' Laser rifle on another tripod*

"Use Sasha if you want to Highwind. I've got to give my new born baby a try!"
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on May 19, 2012, 12:40:07 PM
*X uses it, and burns a hole in the ceiling.*

X: (In Eric Cartman voice) SWEEEET.....  8)

Me: Hmm, not bad.....  ;D

Meinwhile, back at the Villa....

The Russians have advanced to where the Villa foyer doorway once was.

*Sinful: Keep firing and reload until you drop! We must hold them off for a little while longer!
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on May 26, 2012, 11:50:15 AM
*Hole in the ceiling closes itself, as Castlevania is a Creature of Chaos.*

X: Woah.

Me: Meh, that's nothing, I once knocked over the art tower into the lake when I was flying around the castle for kicks.

It reappeared in its original spot, like nothing ever happened.  I would hate to knock over the tower of execution, though.  All that lava would destroy the booze in Castle Center.  Not good.

Meanwhile, back at the Villa:

*The Russians are slowly advancing inch by inch, due to their overwhelming numbers.*
Sinful: Keep firing until you're dead!

*The last of the three main columns is killed off.*

Sinful: We've killed off the second wave!  Retreat upstairs to the balcony! Lock the side door first!
*Servant's entrance is locked, and everyone on the lower foyer floor except for the demonic machine gunners behind the bar(s) that flank the foyer staircase retreat up the stairs, taking position behind the barricade on the staircase landing and the upper part of the staircase.*
Sinful: Now we must fight off the next three columns, before we can retreat again!
*The Villa garrison Braces for the next wave of Russian soldiers to attack.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on May 26, 2012, 09:46:57 PM
"So how many spider women are there in the underground tunnel? I figure we could use them as a little incentive to the red army. Prime Minister Putin might back off if Her Majesty; The Spider Queen pays him a visit."
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on May 26, 2012, 09:53:20 PM
Hmm, that is a good idea, but the plan is to destroy the entire Russian army that's attacking us.

Only then will Putin realize that he has no choice, but a peace treaty.

He's not dumb enough to invade Romania, it would start World War 3.

Anyways, they have to split up when they reach the villa hedge maze crypt.

One group Follows the Soviet bear, next group follows General Grover, last group follows the Russian Sergent.

The group that goes to the outer wall is going to be annihilated by all the anti-air and anti-infantry defenses, as well as all those Chaos Guardians and Chaos Tanks.

So, don't worry, X, everything is going according to plan.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on May 26, 2012, 10:11:05 PM
"The plan has to succeed now considering they no-longer have the Necronomicon in their possession, and the spider women will no-doubt have some of the red army for their appetizers."

*Starts hopping around with giddiness*

"I can hardly wait till they come here...and set off all that Magical Nitro I set up  ;D"
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Neobelmont on May 26, 2012, 10:37:43 PM
you know after all that drinking that one night I feel way better who know those drinks might have been tonics or something but I feel way better enough to join in on the fight in other words I put back my uniform and get my colt and I even got a new gift from my "friend" since she done everything she felt was necessary. She gave me her 1912 pattern(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pattern_1908_and_1912_cavalry_swords (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pattern_1908_and_1912_cavalry_swords)) sword after because my sabre was to archaic. Now All what I have to do radio someone to tell me where they are so I can ride there hell she even gave me her prized horse as a gift on one condition I have to bring the horse back to the shack, and well who the hell knows I might live in the village or something after all of this who knows, but anyways... roger can anyone hear me over give me your coordinates over.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on May 27, 2012, 08:33:43 AM
*Picks up walkie-talkie*

This is Highwind.

Neobelmont: Where are you?

Highwind: Me, X, and Group C are in the Castle Center.  DO NOT ENTER THE MAIN DOORS WE RIGGED THEM WITH MAGICAL NITRO!
Take this secret passage (Wide enough and tall enough for your horse) At this location *Gives Neobelmont the Coordinates*
Avoid Being spotted by the Russians and magically seal the passage behind you.  The passage should come out in the Colosseum.  PROCEED WITH CAUTION!

NeoBelmont: Will do, over.

Highwind: Copy that, over.

To X: Yeah, that group should be decimated by all the spider woman, the spider queen, and group A, led by mobius.
Only the Soviet bear or General Grover could survive the Spider Queen, the Russian sergeant would be ripped apart and eaten by the Spider Queen.
*Watches X hop around like crazy.*

Damn man, you need to lay off the caffeine and sugar!  You might fall off this staircase and bust your head open on the floor below! Geez.  :rollseyes:
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on May 31, 2012, 12:12:32 AM
X: Sorry, combat high again.
Me: Whatever...  :rollseyes:

Meanwhile, in the tunnel:

Mobius: ZZZZZZZZZ huh? oh, never mind.......ZZZZZZZ

Meanwhile, in the waterway:

Harrycombs: *doses off*

Meanwhile, back at the villa!

Sinful: Here they come!  FIRE!

*The russians advance up the lower foyer staircase, before getting gunned down.

Slayer: You know, this would be pretty funny right now, if this wasn't all serious and everything.

Donvermicelli: JUST SHUT UP AND KEEP FIRING AND RELOADING!


After the 3 columns are wiped out:

Sinful:  Retreat to the top of the stairs!  Were holding up good, too, only 3 people killed on our side, no one important, though; just random bar patrons.
*Villa garrison retreats behind barricades at the top of the staircase, flanking the half-wall outcropping at the top of said staircase.*

Sinful: Ok, Sharpshooters on my nine, after we kill the next 3 columns, you have to abandon the upper left side of the villa, got it?

Sharpshooters: Rodger that, over.

Sinful: Here they come!
*Villa garrison braces for the next wave of Russian soldiers to attack.*

Meanwhile, in the Villa parlor:

Sulaco: Hmm, sounds like a real firefight is going on in the foyer downstairs.  Better get ready, then.
*Cracks knuckles and neck*
Kregan: Are you sure you can hold off the Russians while the villa garrison retreats to the villa Library to evacuate to the Castle Center?
Sulaco: Oh yeah, this is nothing, ever wonder how the Hittites won all those battles against the Mitanni and Egyptian empires? Me, basically.  8)
Kregan: I see, master......  :o
Also, I found the 2 human commanders passed out in the Castle Center dining hall, drunk as hell.
Sulaco: WHAT!
*Into Walkie-talkie*: HIGHWIND! X! STOP GETTING DRUNK AND READY THE CASTLE CENTER DEFENSES!  THIS IS NO TIME TO GET DRUNK!!!  >:(
Me: Umm, we're behind a barricade at the top of the stairs in the room where rosa/fernandez warrior was fought.  We're not drunk anymore, so lay off, ok?
Sulaco:*Sighs* Just don't fuck this up, over.
Me: Copy that, over.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Neobelmont on May 31, 2012, 12:21:42 AM
Takes the secret passage, now I just need to radio in where the guys are and I will be there I am not that far.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on May 31, 2012, 09:09:14 AM
Neobelmont: Where are you guys in Castle Center, over.
Me: We're behind a barricade at the top of the stairs in the big room where rosa/fernandez warrior was fought.  BE CAREFUL, DO NOT TOUCH THE MOCK BARRICADES, THEY ARE SET TO BLOW WITH MAGICAL NITRO!  Carefully make your way to the big room where our position is, over.
Neobelmont: Will copy that, over.
To X: Well, not much for us to do now.
X: Man, this is getting boring..... :-\
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Neobelmont on June 04, 2012, 12:59:02 PM
Neobelmont: Where are you guys in Castle Center, over.
Me: We're behind a barricade at the top of the stairs in the big room where rosa/fernandez warrior was fought.  BE CAREFUL, DO NOT TOUCH THE MOCK BARRICADES, THEY ARE SET TO BLOW WITH MAGICAL NITRO!  Carefully make your way to the big room where our position is, over.
Neobelmont: Will copy that, over.
To X: Well, not much for us to do now.
X: Man, this is getting boring..... :-\

Gets pass magical nitro. Hello guys what is happening now?

Since awesome music is needed.


Soul Calibur Legends OST - Fatalize (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLYN3_TW3p0#)
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on June 04, 2012, 04:24:14 PM
Me: Not much.
X: meh.
Neobelmont: That boring, huh?  Guess all that we can do right now is wait.

*Meinwhile, back at the Villa*:

The russians are attempting to scale the half-wall outcropping at the top of the Villa foyer staircase, but to no avail.
Sinful: Knock them down!  Also, how is that staircase still standing with all those dead russians on it?

Donvermicelli: Dracula's Magic.  8)

Slayer: *sigh* I need a drink. *Drinks from flask*  Much better. *Goes back to killing Russians*


The three columns are wiped out:

Sinful: Okay, sharpshooters on my nine, retreat to the upper right side of the foyer.  Everyone else, retreat to the barricade protecting the upper right side of the foyer!

*Villa garrison retreats behind the barricade and braces for the next wave of Russian Soldiers.  Downstairs, behind both bars, the 10 demonic machine gunners have barely hung on, but are almost out of ammo.*
Sinful: Oh crap, if they run out of ammo, the Russians will be able to set charges on the columns supporting the balcony!  Gaibon! Deliver several A-10 shell crates to the machine gunners in the bars down below.
Gaibon: SPECIAL DELIVERY COMING THROUGH!
*Gaibon delivers the A-10 shell crates to the machine gunners*
Machine gunners: ThAnKs! *In demonic growl*
Sinful: Here they come! Get ready!
*The Russians attack*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Neobelmont on June 16, 2012, 01:59:16 PM
Me: Not much.
X: meh.
Neobelmont: That boring, huh?  Guess all that we can do right now is wait.

*Meinwhile, back at the Villa*:

The russians are attempting to scale the half-wall outcropping at the top of the Villa foyer staircase, but to no avail.
Sinful: Knock them down!  Also, how is that staircase still standing with all those dead russians on it?

Donvermicelli: Dracula's Magic.  8)

Slayer: *sigh* I need a drink. *Drinks from flask*  Much better. *Goes back to killing Russians*


The three columns are wiped out:

Sinful: Okay, sharpshooters on my nine, retreat to the upper right side of the foyer.  Everyone else, retreat to the barricade protecting the upper right side of the foyer!

*Villa garrison retreats behind the barricade and braces for the next wave of Russian Soldiers.  Downstairs, behind both bars, the 10 demonic machine gunners have barely hung on, but are almost out of ammo.*
Sinful: Oh crap, if they run out of ammo, the Russians will be able to set charges on the columns supporting the balcony!  Gaibon! Deliver several A-10 shell crates to the machine gunners in the bars down below.
Gaibon: SPECIAL DELIVERY COMING THROUGH!
*Gaibon delivers the A-10 shell crates to the machine gunners*
Machine gunners: ThAnKs! *In demonic growl*
Sinful: Here they come! Get ready!
*The Russians attack*


I am sick of waiting  >:(   we charge now!!!!   rock version of fatalize plays



Tales of Symphonia-Fatalize OC remix (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy7xXdSc77I#)


CHARGE!!!!!
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on June 16, 2012, 02:16:52 PM
Due to the effects of the charge, the 3 advancing columns of russian soldiers are caught off guard!
A slaughter of russian soldiers takes place, but the villa garrison's charge is halted by the giant drunk soviet bear, General grover, and the Russian Sergent!
Sinful: We've done everything that we could do to hold the foyer, but they're too many to hold back!
Fall back to the staircase just beyond the rose garden!
*Villa garrison falls back to the villa inner quarters staircase, fortifies it and waits for the Russians to attack.*
*On radio to Demonic machine gunners: Alright! set the c-4 charges on the balcony columns on the right side of the villa, and hold them off until you drop!  Last one alive presses the detonator to blow up the right side of the Villa foyer balcony!
Demonic Machine gunner: GoT iT!
*Sets the charges and gets back into position to kill off more russians.
General Grover: The hell with column formation, it's not working!  Soldiers, CHARGE!
Russian soliders: RAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

A good deal of the russian charge is killed off, but all but one demonic machine gunner is killed.  The last one activates the detonator, and the right side of the Villa foyer columns collapses, bringing down the right side of the balcony, killing the last demonic machine gunner.

The villa foyer has fallen to the russians and they are now bringing a ladder to get to and open the rose garden hallway door.
The first soldier climbs up the ladder and opens the door.  He goes through and opens the rose garden door.  The other soldiers go up the ladder, through the hallway into the rose garden, and open the door to the inner quarters where....THEY WERE AMBUSHED BY THE VILLA GARRISON!
Sinful and Neobelmont: ATTACK!
*A firefight begins*
Sulaco: Ah, the battle draws near, and the preparations are complete.  Kregan, are you ready for battle?
Kregan: As always, master.
Sulaco: Then lead the way.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Neobelmont on June 16, 2012, 02:35:41 PM
Due to the effects of the charge, the 3 advancing columns of russian soldiers are caught off guard!
A slaughter of russian soldiers takes place, but the villa garrison's charge is halted by the giant drunk soviet bear, General grover, and the Russian Sergent!
Sinful: We've done everything that we could do to hold the foyer, but they're are too many to hold back!
Fall back to the staircase just beyond the rose garden!
*Villa garrison falls back to the villa inner quarters staircase, fortifies it and waits for the Russians to attack.*
*On radio to Demonic machine gunners: Alright! set the c-4 charges on the balcony columns on the right side of the villa, and hold them off until you drop!  Last one alive presses the detonator to blow up the right side of the Villa foyer balcony!
Demonic Machine gunner: GoT iT!
*Sets the charges and gets back into position to kill off more russians.
General Grover: The hell with column formation, it's not working!  Soldiers, CHARGE!
Russian soliders: RAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

A good deal of the russian charge is killed off, but all but one demonic machine gunner is killed.  The last one activates the detonator, and the right side of the Villa foyer columns columns collapse, bringing down the right side of the balcony, killing the last demonic machine gunner.

The villa foyer has fallen to the russians and they are now bringing a ladder to get to and open the rose garden hallway door.
The first soldier climbs up the ladder and opens the door.  He goes through and opens the rose garden door.  The other soldiers go up the ladder, through the hallway into the rose garden, and open the door to the inner quarters where....THEY WERE AMBUSHED BY THE VILLA GARRISON!
Sinful and Neobelmont: ATTACK!
*A firefight begins*
Sulaco: Ah, the battle draws near, and the preparations are complete.  Kregan, are you ready for battle?
Kregan: As always, master.
Sulaco: Then lead the way.

The sound of swords clashing

and guns shooting.

after all of that, blood everywhere I look up and say how much longer till this is over?
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on June 16, 2012, 03:44:37 PM
*Final Fantasy 7's hurry plays in the background.*

Final Fantasy VII - Hurry! [HQ] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5wqIafRKms#)

Sinful: we can't hold them at the staircase! Fall back to the next barricade!
*The garrison goes up the staircase into the villa inner quarters, taking position behind the barricade just past the villa storage room.*
Sinful: Here they come! ATTACK!
*30 Russians try to storm the barricade, but are gunned to bloody pieces*
Sinful: Ok, now retreat to the barricade near the end of the hall!
*They take position behind the barricade, which is just past the 2nd villa parlor door and also the 2nd stained glass window that the glass knight jump out of.
Sinful: Be ready for them!
*60 russians charge towards them!*
*A torrent of glass knights jump out of the 2 stained glass windows, catching the russians off guard.  With the distraction, Sinful issue orders to everyone.*
Sinful: Slayer, you go to the Outer wall and inform the Chaos Guardian army stationed there that the Russians are coming. Nathan, as you have experience fighting in underground tunnels and catacombs, go to the underground tunnel and tell Mobius to be ready for the russians. Donvermicelli, go to the underground waterway and tell Harrycombs to get everyone ready there to fight the russians.
Donvermicelli: No probl-*SLAPPED* ow, I meant, got it.
Slayer: Sounds easy.
Nathan: Tunnels again, fine.  :(
Sinful: Everyone else, follow me to the Villa library/archives and take the secret passage to the castle center!
*everyone goes there separate ways, With Sinful and the villa garrison going to the villa library, activating and then sealing the secret passage behind them, and going down the passageway to the castle center, they make their way to the big room where Highwind dragoon and X have taken up position with Group C.
Sinful: We're here!
Neobelmont: Man, that was ugly back there!  Glad to be back, safe in the castle center!
Me: Don't get too comfortable, take the villa garrison and have them defend the staircase above the castle center elevator room.
Sinful: Got it.
*Goes and does that.*
X: Hmm, there's three barricades in both of the underground places, right? And then a seal-able secret passage?
Me: Yep
X: Good, everything going accroding to plan..
*Meanwhile, in the Villa Hedge maze Crypt*
Slayer: Geronimo!
*Slayer goes to the Outer Wall and informs the Chaos guardian army of the advancing Russian troops.*
Nathan: OMG! I CHANGED MY MIND! AHHHHHHHH!
*Nathan goes to the underground tunnel and informs Mobius of the situation*
Donvermicelli: Here we go!
*Donvermicelli goes to the underground waterway and tells harrycombs to get the troops ready.*

Meanwhile, in the Villa Parlor:

Sulaco and Kregan are standing at ready, with about a dozen and a half lesser demons.
Sulaco: Are you ready, Kregan and lesser demons?
Kregen: Yes, master.
Lesser demons: YES MASTER!
Sulaco: Good, 'cause HERE THEY COME!
*The Russians break down the Villa parlor doors and attack!*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Neobelmont on June 28, 2012, 04:34:46 PM
Where am I?
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on June 28, 2012, 04:55:53 PM
You're in the castle center with me and X, where else?

*Side note: This is a placeholder post for when I get back from work and can post more.  Back from work, here we go!*

*final fantasy 5's Hurry! Hurry!! plays in the background*

Final Fantasy V OST - Hurry! Hurry!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpSU_hbjrAA#)

80 Russians barge into the Villa Parlor!
Sulaco and Kregan: ATTACK!
*a massacre takes place*
More Russians come!
Lesser Demons: FRESH BLOOD!
*Another massacre takes place!*
The final wave of russian's storm the villa parlor.
*Yet another massacre*
Sulaco and kregan have held off the Russians, but all of the lesser demons have been killed off.
Kregan: Master!  We can't hold off General Grover and the Soviet bear!  We must teleport to the castle Center!
Sulaco: *Sighs* You're right.  Farewell, establishment of drunken revelry and many memories, may my eyes never set sight upon you.
*Sulaco and Kregan teleport to the castle Center.*
The villa parlor has fallen to the russians, and they now proceed down the stairs and line up behind the hedge maze gate.
General Grover: Soviet bear, tear down this gate.  Men, when this gate is down, charge into the hedge maze.
Soviet bear: ROAOROAOOR!!!! *It knocks down the gate*
Russians: RAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*they charge into the hedge maze*
RINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
*Chainsaw Frankenstein and his 2 gargoyle attack dogs charge at the russians, catching them off guard. Many of them are massacred, but when they attacked the russian bear, it just destroyed them to pieces.*
They advance to the hedge maze lookout tower.
GROWWAL!
*They are attacked by were-jaguars, were-panthers and were-tigers.*
A slaughter of Russian soldiers takes place, and they are about to strike the killing blow on the soviet bear when general grover steps in, activates his cyborg suit, and toasts the weres to ashes.*
The russians get to a doorway and go through it to the nondescript building.  They open the door and go into the Villa hedge maze crypt.
They arrive in the crypt, only to be attacked by 2 large werewolves!
*The werewolves outflank the russians and kill most of them before they are dispatched by general grover and the soviet bear.
*More russians are filing into the crypt and now fill the room in three separate columns.\
General Grover: All right, men! Group A goes with Soviet Bear to the Underground Tunnel.  Group B goes with me to the Underground Waterway.  Group C goes with the Russian Sergent to the Outer wall.
*They all jump into the coffin and go to their respective locations.*
Mobius: Hell, it's about time. *Starts killing Russians*
Harrycombs: Good, I was getting bored.
Chaos Guardian General: Guardians, the Russians have arrived. Wait for the signal, then we shall annihilate them all!

The Battle for Control of the Castle Center of Demon Castle Dracula has just begun.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Neobelmont on July 01, 2012, 11:15:50 PM
Let's get this bussiness done with. A big battle is coming near, yet I have a bad feeling that something is going to happen. Like someone from the past is coming  :-X
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on July 02, 2012, 08:12:11 PM
Well, whoever it is, we'll be ready for them.

Meanwhile, in the Underground tunnel.....

*FF 5 Battle on the big bridge plays*

Final Fantasy V OST - Clash on the Big Bridge ~ Battle with Gilgamesh (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aet2svFh-w#)

The soviet bear is ordering a charge on Group A's position behind the first barricade!
Soviet Bear: ROAAARRR!!!
Russians: YAHHHH!!!!
Mobius: FIRESTORM!
*Burns a lot of russians with fire and brimstone.*
Mobius: Ok, fall back to the second barricade!
Soviet Bear: ROAR!
Mobius: Hold your ground and fire!
*the Russian advance is halted*
Mobius: Fall back to the last barricade!
*More Russians advance*
Mobius: HEAT WAVE!
*Many Russians die of heat stroke*
Nathan: Wow, this is way too easy, Mobius
Mobius: Not now, spiky. Ok, group A, time to go through the secret passage!
*She find the passage and seals it behind the group after they all enter it.*
They go through to the castle center and make their way to were Highwind, Neobelmont and X are in position.
Mobius: Group A has arrived!
Me: Good, we need more people behind the long barricade on the floor below.  Set up your Machine gunners there.
Mobius: Consider it done.  8)

Meanwhile, in the Underground waterway:

General Grover is ordering an attack on Group B's Position behind the first barricade!

General Grover: ATTACK!
Russians: YAHH!!
Harrycombs: HYDRO STORM!
*The russians are drowned*
Harrycombs: Fall back to the 2nd barricade!
General Grover: CHARGE!
Donvermicelli: SOUL CORROSION!
*Russians go insane and kill each other.*
Harrycombs: Retreat to the last barricade!
*the final wave attacks!*
Harrycombs: *uses trance* FREE ENERGY!
*Blows up Russians.
Donvermicelli: Too easy, man.
Harrycombs: Not now, count. Ok, Group B time to go through the secret passage!
*He find the passage and seals it behind the group after they all enter it.*
They go through to the castle center and make their way to were Highwind, Neobelmont and X are in position.
Harrycombs: Group B has arrived!
Me: Good, Take up position in the room with the castle center elevator, at the top of the staircase that leads down into the room we are currently in and take up position behind the barricade there.
Harrycombs: Got it.  8)

Meinwhile, on the outer wall..

The Russians advance to the end of the level, finding no one.
Russian Sergent: Where is the enemy? Intel Said that they had this place fortified like fort knox, but there's nothing here.
*Chaos Guardian army De-cloaks.*
Chaos Guardian General: ANNIHILATE THEM!
Russian Sergent: OH SHI-!
Russians: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*The russian sergent and all the Russians in the third group were massacred.*
Slayer: That...went too well.  :o :o :o
Chaos Guardian General *on walkie-talkie: Dragoon, we have killed off the third Russian group. Further orders?
Me: hold your position on the outer wall. They will try to airdrop a lot of soldiers and attack with migs and helecopters.
Chaos Guardian General: Will copy that, over.
*To X, neobelmont and Mobius: Alright! The Soviets will be at the area before the main Castle center doors!  Make sure that your weapons are prepped and clean, and sit back and get ready to inflict some serious hurt on the Russian army!

LET THE SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION BEGIN, X!
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on July 03, 2012, 09:55:14 PM
"All they have to do is trip one single line and then it's GAME ON!!"

*Does the happy dance*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on July 03, 2012, 10:07:09 PM
*Meanwhile, in the room before the castle center entrance....

The 1st and second Russian groups are lined up in row, being addressed by General Grover.

General Grover: Men, I'll be honest with you, most of you probably will not survive this.  But rest assured, today we will be victorious over these unholy curs and drunken bums!

CHARGE!

Russians: RAHHHHHHH!!!!!

*The first Russians to get to the main castle center doors open it, and-*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on July 03, 2012, 10:34:46 PM
*X steps up to the podium and brings out a conductor's baton.*

Tap, Tap, Tap

*In a calm voice he says*

"Then let us begin"

*X raises the baton and...*

Nuclear Tests to the 1812 Overture (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo48YpNOesQ#)

*The smoke clears*

"COUGH! Maybe a little too much nitro...?"

Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on July 03, 2012, 10:54:04 PM
*gags, then put on gas mask.*

Me: Dammit X, overkill, much?

Meanwhile, in the room before the castle center entrance....

Half of both russian groups are dead, and a quarter of both groups are fatally wounded.

General Grover *lifting a large chunk of the door off of him and the soviet bear*: DAMN THEM! MEN, CHARGE!

Russians: RAHH!!!

The mandragoras activate, confusing and bewildering the Russians.

Me: X! THEY'RE CONFUSED AND STUMBLING FORWARD! THEY'RE GOING TO TRIGGER MORE NITRO! And *laughered* More Russians are coming into the castle center entrance now!  Oh man, this is both sad and funny at the same time, eeheheheheheheeheheh!  8) :P

Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on July 04, 2012, 09:50:24 AM
"One more time!!!"

*Gratuitous multi-explosions sound throughout the castle Center once more*

(Sniff-sob) "I really love my work... I'm so proud!"
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on July 04, 2012, 11:25:14 AM
It's so..beautiful...*sniff*

Meanwhile, in the castle center entrance hallway:

The Russians keep running into the barricades, tripping more nitro explosions and Mandragora screams.  The losses they are suffering from this is staggering.

They get to near the end of the hall and turn right down the other hallway.

Me: *AHEM* X, It's time for MOAR EXPLOSIONS!  8) :P

You did set up a lot of mock barricades hiding all that magical nitro and mandragoras.  :P
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Neobelmont on July 04, 2012, 04:28:29 PM
I swear if I go deaf I stick everyone one of you  >:(

Puts gas mask on.

And I'm ready in...
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on July 04, 2012, 06:02:53 PM
"I set up a fake facade of traps on the door leading to our position. The russians, after suffering a humiliating take-down will no-doubt think twice before risking another set-off (he, he). Instead in theory they should skip pass this door and run straight into the coliseum where the Bull tank lies in wait. Even if there is no driver it has an automation feature installed."
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on July 04, 2012, 07:23:24 PM
Meanwhile, in the Castle Center hallway:

General Grover: Hold up, men! That door looks booby trapped!  Let's go down the hallway to that unguarded door on the left.
*Russian soldiers flank the doorway*
General Grover: GO! GO! GO! MOVE IT! MOVE IT! MOVE IT!
*They storm into the empty Colosseum.*
General Grover: Where is the enemy?
*ALL OF A FUCKING SUDDEN, A WALL IS BROKEN DOWN!*
Behemoth reveals itself!
RRRRRRRRRNG!
*The bull tank comes out of it's hiding spot.*
General Grover: Defend yourselves, men! ATTACK!
Russians: RAHHH!!!!
*A great battle takes place.*

Meanwhile, back at the ranch...
*turns to Neobelmont*: Neo, everything is going to plan.
If general grover tries to outflank us, use your griffin stone to kill him with your strikes, OK?
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Neobelmont on July 04, 2012, 07:43:51 PM
Gah 
I'm having that thing chase me!!! I thought that thing was on our side!!!! Behemoth chase scene occurs....
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on July 04, 2012, 08:03:28 PM
*Teleports Neo out of the Colosseum.*

Better stay here with me and X behind this barricade, it's a war zone in the hallway and Colosseum.

Back in the Colosseum:

*More Russians are pouring into the Colosseum, only to either be run over by the bull tank or get cut in half by the Behemoth's laser beam.*

General Grover: RETREAT! RETREAT! THIS IS A TRAP!

*Russians flee the Colosseum and bolt the door behind them*

General Grover: Wait a Minute.

*Walks over to the booby trapped door.*

This looks like some kind of facade to throw us off! Bring the TNT and the detonator!

*TNT is placed, and the cord is unwound so the Russians are away from the blast radius.*

Russian Demolition expert: FIRE IN THE HOLE!

*The door is blown clear off it's hinges.*

General Grover: CHARGE!

*the Russians charge through what used to be a doorway, and run into a barricade!*

Mobius: Fire!
*A huge torrent of gunfire cuts short the Russian charge.*
X: Time to use my new baby! FIRE!
*A shit ton of russians are vaporized.*
Me: Ok, Sasha, let's see what you can do!
*Sasha cuts down the Russians by the hundreds.*
Me: Not bad.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Neobelmont on July 04, 2012, 08:09:57 PM
Thinks about the stone it grants me powers, but what if I use it all the way. Heck can I even do that? No time to think just do it! Uses stone...
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on July 04, 2012, 08:16:16 PM
*Neobelmont transforms into a large Gryphon.*

Me: Damn...  :o

Neobelmont/Gryphon: SKRIIEK!

X: Well, you don't see that everyday.

*X and Highwind continue their slaughter of the Russians trying to enter the big room they are currently in.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on July 17, 2012, 03:15:58 PM
X: We're going to be over run eventually, this is not good.  :(

Mobius: Group A's running out of ammo down here!

Me: Ok! X, Mobius, Nathan, Donvermicelli, and Neobelmont, follow me up the stairs to the castle center elevator shaft room!  Groups A and C, Fight to the bitter end!

*The group leaders go up the stairs to the next room.*

Eldar Farseer: My kin! The russians draw near and will be here very soon! Be on your guard!

*Me, X, Mobius, Donvermicelli, Nathan and Neobelmont hid on a ledge overlooking the room.*

Meanwhile, back in the first big room...

Group A fights on bravely, but are slaughtered by General Grover in his cyborg suit.

Group C manages to kill off a significant portion of the advancing Russians, but they too, fall to the Soviet bear.

General Grover: Alright, men! We just have to take the next room, and it's a straight line going up mostly unopposed to the castle keep!

*The russian bear rushes up the stairs.*

Group B, led by harrycombs, batter it with gunfire and significantly weaken it.

Harrycombs: AHH! It's still coming at us!

*Harrycombs retreats to the ledge where me and the others are hiding, as Group B is killed off by the Soviet bear.*

Soviet bear: GRROROOAOROOROR!!!

*It staggers to the elevator shaft, knocking Eldar troops out of it's path, when the avatar of Khaine steps right in front of the castle center elevator.

Avatar: BY MY BLOODY HAND, I SHALL PURGE YOU FROM THIS WORLD!

Soviet bear: ROOAARR!! *Opens fire with it's AK-47 at the Avatar, to little effect.*

*The avatar quickly closes the gap between itself and the bear, and attacks it ruthlessly.*

*A great battle takes place for several minutes, but in the end, The avatar slays the Soviet Bear with a sword thrust through it's black, demonic heart.

Soviet bear: ROAORORAOOAORORA-! *dies*

Me and the others: YES!

*Just then, General Grover arrives in the room.  He proceeds to outmaneuver and Destroy the avatar of Khaine.

Me: Neo! This is our only chance for victory! Attack General grover with your gryphon strikes, now!  :o :o :o
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on July 17, 2012, 05:47:55 PM
*X breaths a sigh of relief*

"That russian bear was starting to worry me. We probably could've had an easier time dealing with it had we a can of f**king bear mace!"  >:(
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on July 17, 2012, 07:55:13 PM
Me: Oh crap! I forgot that slayer is still on the outer wall!
*on walkie-talkie: Chaos general, please teleport Slayer to our current position, over.
Chaos Guardian General: Roger that, over.
*Slayer is teleported onto the ledge.*
Slayer: About damn time!  I was getting bored up there!
Me: Keep it down! General Grover might find us!
Slayer: Ok, geez.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Neobelmont on July 20, 2012, 02:02:01 PM

Me: Neo! This is our only chance for victory! Attack General grover with your gryphon strikes, now!  :o :o :o

CRAAAAWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on July 20, 2012, 02:46:54 PM
*A 15 second timer starts.  When it hits zero, General Grover will launch a Giant Fireball, Incinerating all the leaders and Neobelmont, ensuring a decisive Russian victory.*

Neobelmont uses a succession of quick, precison strikes on General Grover.

With only 2 seconds left, He destroys General Grover's cyborg suit.

General Grover: NO! My suit!

*Neobelmont strikes him a couple more times, killing him.*

General Grover: ARGH! *Dies*

Russians: RETREAT! GENERAL GROVER AND THE SOVIET GRIZZLY BEAR ARE DEAD!

*Sulaco and Kregan Teleport in front of the castle center entrance, blocking the fleeing Russians path.*

Sulaco and Kregan: Going somewhere?

*They transform into their demonic forms and devour all of the fleeing Russians.*

Me: Castle Center is Secure!  They will still attempt to take the outer wall to flank us!  However, they will horribly fail!

Meanwhile, on the outer wall:

FF 8's Force your way plays:

Final Fantasy VIII - Force Your Way [HQ] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZMWszd5SRk#)

The soviets are attacking the outer wall with Migs!

Chaos Guardian General: Attack!

*All the chaos tanks and anti-air defenses destroy the Migs.*

Chaos Guardian General:  They're sending helicopters! Attack!

*All the chaos tanks and anti-air defenses destroy the helicopters*

 Chaos Guardian General: It's the final wave!  They're attempting a Massive airdrop on the outer wall! ATTACK!*

* All the chaos guardians and anti-infantry defenses Kill all of the Russian paratroopers.*

Chaos Guardian General: *on walkie-talkie* Dragoon, The Outer wall is still ours and the Russians have withdrawn back to the villa! Orders?

Me: Stay put and hold your ground!

Chaos Guardian General: Copy that, over.

Me: *to the others*  Well, what should we do now?  Should we start an offensive to take back the Villa, or contact the Russians to see If they're interested in a armistice?
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on July 21, 2012, 10:54:39 AM
*X dusts off his uniform*

"If Vladamir Putin is ready to talk then we'll see. If we don't like what we hear then we'll bring down the wrath that IS Castlevania onto their red ass!"

*Picks up the redline to mosscow*

"Your call Highwind Dragoon."
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on July 21, 2012, 10:59:40 AM
Not yet, I want to hear what the others have to say.

Mobius: Annihilate them, they attacked us first!  >:(
Harrycombs: I think we should talk to them and see what their peace offer is.  Many people died on both sides already.
Slayer: I'm ok either way
Donvermicelli: They have desecrated my beloved Villa!  DESTROY THEM!
Nathan: We must take the fight to them!
Sulaco: *Shrugs* It's your call, like X said.
Kregan: I agree with my master, It's really your decision to make.

Me: Ok, but I want to hear what Neobelmont has to say before I make the decision.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Neobelmont on July 21, 2012, 11:39:04 PM


Me: Ok, but I want to hear what Neobelmont has to say before I make the decision.

Damn; what just happened my headhurts. Gahh... an armistice? Please after all this crud you really think we should settle with a freaking armistice what do you think my answer is  >:(

Yeah I'am pretty screwed up right now all what I remember is looking at my stone that is it.

I feel way worn out right now, yet I have a feeling that something bad may happen soon like that bad intent that someone is out to kill all of us. That bad feeling that I had before.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on July 22, 2012, 12:17:50 AM
To X: hang up the phone, we're going on the offensive!
*On walkie-talkie: Sinful, take the villa Garrison back through the secret passage to the Villa library to cause a distraction for us.
Sinful: Will do, over.
*They march past us to the secret passage to the Villa.*
Me: and I know many people have died on both sides, Harrycombs, but we cannot allow the Russian army any presence on the island, surrounding areas or Romania's territorial waters in the Black sea.

Hmmm...

I'm going to divide us into three groups: Mobius, Nathan and X, go through the Underground Tunnel and take out the Russians still in there.
Sulaco, Donvermicelli, and Harrycombs, go through the Underground Waterway and take out the Russians still in there.
Me, Kregan, Slayer and Neobelmont, will go through the secret passage to the forest of silence to hunt down this someone from our past trying to kill all of us. Ok, people MOVE OUT!

Group 1, led by Mobius, goes to the underground tunnel.
Group 2, led by Sulaco, goes to the underground waterway.
And group 3, led by Me, goes to the forest of silence.

Meanwhile, in the villa library....

The bookcase slides to the right, and Sinful and the villa garrison march out of it.

Sinful unlocks the door and goes into the dining room.  The others follow him and train their guns at the door.

Sinful: When we get the signal, toss a smoke bomb into the hallway and get into the hallway and attack the Russians!
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on July 22, 2012, 12:29:05 AM
*X groans*

"Awwww man..! That Spider Queen better not make another move on me... I was finding webs in places I didn't even know I had."

*Shudders at the thought*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on July 22, 2012, 12:39:38 AM
*In the Underground tunnel*

Mobius: Now is not the time to complain, now is the time to kill russian soldiers.
Nathan: You know she's right, man.
X: *groans* fine

Meanwhile, in the Underground Waterway.....

Sulaco: Hah! These soldiers are barely fighting off the lizardmen jumping out of the water!  This is too easy!
Donvermicelli: They will all pay for what they have done to the villa!
Harrycombs: We will not stop until they are off this island!

Meanwhile, in the forest of silence....

Me: Ok, that took a while, everyone ready?
Kregan: As always, Mr. Dragoon.
Slayer: Can we sell the Russian army supplies to 4chan?
Everyone: NO!
Slayer: Ok, fine, jeez, yes I'm ready.
Neobelmont: He should be some where in these woods. PROCEED WITH CAUTION!  :o :o :o
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Neobelmont on July 30, 2012, 05:03:34 PM
You know Snakes and Griffins do not get along, and well with this bad vibe it has to be him, and while I can turn into a griffin he can turn into a basilisk.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on July 30, 2012, 06:15:59 PM
Me: Hmm..my arch-nemesis, Abaddon, can morph into a giant locust moth while I have thunder and wind dragon forms.
Kregan: Most interesting....
Slayer: Can we get going?  The russians will find us if we keep standing here.
Neobelmont: I know a cottage further in the forest where we can further plan our attack.
Me: Good idea, let's go.

Meanwhile, in the underground tunnel:

FF 8's Don't be afraid plays:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WL4SGO85Uk# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WL4SGO85Uk#)

Group 1 comes under attack by Echidna at the end of the tunnel!

Mobius: Firestorm!
Nathan: Summon thunderbird!
X: *Fires tower of science laser*

Echidna is defeated and Group 1 has advanced to the Villa hedge maze crypt.

Meanwhile, in the underground waterway:
ff 9's boss theme plays:
Final Fantasy IX - Boss Battle Theme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxQgbTRbT8o#)

Group 2 comes under attack by Scylla at the end of the waterway!

Sulaco: Dark pulse!
Donvermicelli: SOUL CORROSION!
Harrycombs: FREE ENERGY!

Scylla is defeated and group 2 advanced to the Villa hedge maze crypt.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on August 07, 2012, 07:01:24 PM
*X and the rest of group one climb out of the vampire's coffin*

"Yeay! We got out of the underground tunnel and this time I didn't encounter any Spider Queen!"

Spider Queen: "Think again sexy..."

"Oh son-of-a-"

zip-line sounds

*X is pulled up to the rafters*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on August 07, 2012, 11:48:29 PM
Final Fantasy 1's Boss battle A plays*

Final Fantasy 1 PSP Boss Battle Theme A (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBlxpPfUcuk#)

They engage the spider queen who kidnapped X!

Mobius: Flame spear!
Nathan: Flame whip!
Sulaco: Chain lightning!
Donvermicelli: DARK SCYTHE!
Harrycombs: FREE ENERGY!

They kill the spider queen and free X.  The Villa hedge maze crypt is secure and it is the first beachhead that will be used against the occupying Russian forces.

X: AHHHHHH!! SPIDER WEBS EVERYWHERE ON MY BODY!!!! GET IT OFF! GET IT OOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFF!!!  :( >:(

Meanwhile, somewhere in the forest of silence....

Me: You sure this is the way to the cottage?
Neobelmont: Positive.
Kregan: Just keep low and keep moving!
Slayer: This is starting to be a pain.  >:(
Everyone: Shut up!  >:( >:( >:(
Slayer: Ok, sorry, jeez.  :-\
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Phoenix7786 on August 08, 2012, 12:17:58 PM
I wish I had been here long enough to get the inside-jokes like this :(
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on August 08, 2012, 02:30:17 PM
I wish I had been here long enough to get the inside-jokes like this :(

I read "Long live the Villa! (LIGHTNING STRIKES!!!)"  (The third villa incarnation), that was on the old dungeon boards WAY back in August 2006.
The move to this new board on 9/12/07 killed that topic, and there's been 4 more versions of the topic, including this one.

You can join in on the topic, too.  8)

Anyways, BACK TO THE ACTION!

Me: Neobelmont, are we almost there?
Neobelmont: Yes.
Kregan: I hope you have a plan ready.
Slayer: So, what is this person like, Neo?
Neobelmont: Can't tell you right now.
Slayer: Oh, ok.
Me: I do, I just need to commit it to paper for it to make sense to everybody.
Kregan: I see....

Meanwhile, in the villa hedge maze crypt:

Nathan:...Hold still, X. *removes cobwebs from X's hair.*
X: Argh! That's the last of the cobwebs!
Mobius: What a big baby.  :rollseyes:
Sulaco: Now what?
Donvermicelli: We must gather ourselves; they could have guards flanking the door outside.
Harrycombs: X, we need a plan.
X: I think I might have an idea......
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Neobelmont on August 13, 2012, 03:57:58 PM
Well we are almost there guys I hope she does not chew me out for bringing a whole bunch of guys, at least the horse is still kicking.... Oh wait where is the horse!!!!!  :o
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on August 13, 2012, 05:45:52 PM
Me: Relax, I brought it with us, see?  :P
Horse: NEIGH!
Neobelmont: Oh, that's a relief.
Kregan: I think I see a building up ahead.
Slayer: Looks like a cottage.
Neobelmont: C'mon, I want you to meet someone that might be able to help us out with some info.
All: Ok.

*They approach the cottage.*

Meanwhile, back at the Villa Hedge maze crypt...

X: You sure this will work, Sulaco and Mobius? *Is cloaked*
Sulaco: Of course.
Mobius: Am I sure?!??!?! YES IT WILL WORK!  Dumb question.  >:(
Nathan: Why wouldn't it?
Donvermicelli: Move quickly, X.
Harrycombs: When you kill all of the Russians just outside the crypt, radio us so we know it's safe to come up.
X: Got it

*X goes up the stairs and goes outside to the hedge maze.*

Grandia- Battle Theme 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECw2dib33aM#)

Russian guards: WHAT THE FU-! *THROAT SLASHED!*
Russians: DEMONS! RETREAT!
X: This is too easy!
*Kills all of the Russians with the tower of science laser.*
*On walkie-talkie* Ok everyone, it's safe to come up know.
All: Got it, over.
X: This is about to get interesting.  8) *Flexes muscles*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Neobelmont on August 17, 2012, 02:42:58 PM
Well we are here.... I am going to get gutted for this. Knock-knock...

"Hello?"

Hey...Brought back the horse and uhh something else....

What else?

Sees a bunch of guys behind me.

That's just fantastic. No really... >:(

I feel a tongue lashing after all is said and done...

Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on August 18, 2012, 12:17:29 AM
*Group 3 files into the cottage*
Kregan: *Faces emerald, and bows.* Good evening, Madam."
Emerald:....A elder demon....
Slayer: Nice to meet you, ma'am.
Emerald: .....An amateur vampire hunter....
Me: I apologize for this, but Neo Believes that someone dangerous from his past is trying to kill everyone.
Emerald: And their "leader", a Dragoon.  *Glares at Neo, then at highwind.* Well, what do you want?
Me: Any info on this person from Neo's past.
Emerald: .....Fine. *Goes to back room to get info*
Kregan: Friendly young woman you met, Neobelmont.
Neobelmont: She's not that bad when you get to know her.
Slayer: I'll just take your word.
Me: Well, let's get started on planning the attack.

Age of Empires Music 9 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKeAl3RTNiQ#)  *Plays*

Me: We need to breach the Russian camp's perimeter that is here in the forest of silence to lift the siege of the castle.  I can summon a severe thunderstorm, and Kregan can also summon a dark vortex or something else to cause mass panic among the russians. That's where Neobelmont and Slayer come in, you will set fire to the tents. Yes, Slayer.
Slayer: How can we set fire to the Russians tents in a thunderstorm?
Me: There won't be any rain, just thunder and lightning striking their camp.
Slayer: Ah. I see.
Me: With a bit of luck, we will be able to break the Russians morale and scatter them into the forest, where they will be easily dispatched by the were creatures. Any questions?
Neobelmont: When do we move out?
Me: As soon as we get the info on that guy.
Neo: Ok.

Meanwhile, In the Villa hedge maze.....

Final Fantasy V boss theme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVshR3ehxmE#)

*Groups 1 and 2 are attacking the Russian position at the hedge maze lookout tower.*
X: *Fires tower of science laser.*
Mobius: Fireball barrage!
Sulaco: Dark volley!
Donvermicelli: Soul Corrosion!
Nathan: Summon Cockatrice!
Harrycombs: Free energy!
*The russians are defeated!*
X: Alright!  We've taken the hedge maze lookout tower, soon, the entire hedge maze will be ours once again!
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on August 21, 2012, 10:20:47 AM
*From atop the hedgemaze tower*

"We need to get back to the Forest of Silence...that's where all the trouble began."

*The small 'Villa militia' trudges off to the hedge maze doors. After reaching the far right segment of the hedge maze, the group is now standing within the hedge maze path that will take them directly to the forest*

"Eyes peeled people. There are gaps in the vegetation."

*A noise catches X's ear*

"A Motercycle??"

*A skeleton riding a motercycle appears out from one of the three gaps. As the monster rides towards the group it is not expecting a hollywood moment*

(Schwarzenegger voice) "Get off!"

*X grabs the skeleton by its ribs and throws it off the bike*

"!"

*X gets on the bike gives it a few revs and then pushes it towards the locked iron fence*

VRRROOOOOOMMM!!!

*Pulling out a 10mm mouser machine pistol X plugs a hole into the fuel tank. Then he stuffs a fuel-soaked piece of cloth into the hole and lights it up*

"Almost there..!"

*X can see a group of Russians just behind the gate. He leaps off the bike and ducks into the nearest gap. The bike slams into the fence and breaks through. While the Red army is distracted by this the flame reaches the fuel*

Duke Nukem narration "KA-BOOM!!"

*X gets up and surveys the scene*

"Sweet! I didn't think it would actually work!"

*With the iron gate gone there is now an unobstructed path to the Forest of Silence*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Neobelmont on August 21, 2012, 10:31:54 AM
Meanwhile back at the cottage...

So this bad feeling that I am getting well, All that I know is that he can turn into a basilisk, and that is all I remember I was maybe just a tad too young to remember everything, but the feeling when he is around it's like no other  :-X

Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on August 21, 2012, 10:55:44 AM
*Emerald walks out of the back room*
Emerald: There's not much on him, just his last known location.
*Hands map of the forest of silence with a black X on it.
Me: That's dead center in the Russian forest of silence base!  He's leading the spearhead russian attack force!
Slayer: So, now what?
Me: We proceed with the plan.
Kregan: If I may intrude, dragoon?
Me: Yes, go on.
Kregan: It would be more....feasible If we carried out this attack while cloaked.
Neobelmont: That might actually be way better.
Me: Ok, that's settled.  We head out for the advance Russian base immediately!  Emerald, thank you for this map, and again, I'm sorry for bringing you into this.
Emerald: It's Fine.
Me: Group three, to the advance Russian base!
*Group 3 exits the cottage and heads to its destination.

*Meanwhile, In the hedge maze*

Sulaco: Were creatures!  Go and liberate the villa and the outer wall!
*A Group of various were creatures emerge from the back end of the hedge maze.*
Sulaco: Almost forgot, STEALTH!  There, now the russians wont know what hit them!
*Sulaco teleports back to his group.*


*Meanwhile, on the path leading away from the hedge maze*

X: We should link up with highwind and his group and learn their plan of attack!
Nathan: My thunderbird summon shall wipe out the russians!
*Sulaco teleports back*
Sulaco: Apologies all around, had to take care of something.
Mobius: *Snickers*
Sulaco: SHUT. UP. MOBIUS.
Mobius: Ok, fine.
Donvermicelli: *Kills Russians on the path*  Let's focus on the task at hand, ok?
Harrycombs: Ok, but Dragoon will be pissed that we left the liberation of the villa to Sinful and +10 stealthed were creatures.  :-\
X: Ehh, he can just deal with it.  :P 8)
Harrycombs: I hope so....

Meanwhile, in the Villa dining room:

Sinful: Dammit, X took the Villa garrison with him!  I have to do this by myself!  Wait, what's that noise?
*Hears shouting and gunfire in the Villa parlor*
Sinful: That's my cue!  Time to attack!
*Opens door, throws several smoke bombs into the hallway and attacks!
*The Russians in the hallway and parlor are all killed.*
Sinful: Alright!  Were creatures, Follow me to the Villa inner quarters staircase!
*They proceed to advance to the staircase.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on August 31, 2012, 03:47:12 PM
*In the forest of silence*:

Me: This path will lead us to the russian's foreward base deep in the forest.
Neobelmont:  Be careful, we can't be seen by them.
Kregan: I have a stealth spell for that.
Slayer: That's pretty awesome.
*They keep walking off the main paths, to avoid detection.

*Meanwhile, back with Sulaco and Mobius' groups*:

X: We should be meeting up with them soon.
Harrycombs: I hope this plan works out.
Nathan: Why wouldn't it?
Sulaco: We should be fine.
Mobius: Yeah, we have a lot of firepower between us.
Donvermicelli: Yeah, no problem in that department.

Meanwhile, back at the villa:

Sinful: ATTACK!
Were creatures: GROWL!
*Through a series of fast and relentless attacks, they take back the villa inner quarters staircase, the rose garden, and the rose garden hallway.  They also knock down the Russians ladder and close and lock the hallway door to the Villa foyer.*
Sinful: There!  That should keep them busy until we figure out how to take back the villa foyer!  8)
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on September 06, 2012, 10:02:08 AM
"Well we're in the forest now... Hey!*

*X looks down and picks up a medallion*

"Wow..! A crescent moon with a blue stone in the center. I have to wonder who dropped this..."

"X you might want to take a look at this..!"

*X trots over to one of the troopers. He's kneeling beside a partially decomposed Russian soldier corps*

"Not our work. It's too soon for this to happen to a human body. Not even rigamortis works this fast-"

"Over here X! Another one- correction. Hundreds of them..!"

*X sees tones of dead Russian bodies all littered about the grove*

"I don't like this... We need to leave...now!"

*Just as the group starts to move, several of the corpses begin to rise*

"Aaaah shit..!"

"Let's drop'em!"

*Everyone let's lose a torrent of shellfire. the zombies that had started to get up quickly found themselves dropped again. X uses his laser weapon to cut a swath through the thickest part of the horde*

"Work your way out of the grove but don't let them bite you!!"

*X thinks to himself*

(This has got to be the work of that blasted book I found... The Necronomicon. Someone must have gathered all the bodies of the fallen, layed them here and brought fourth a resurrection ritual. This reminds me of that scene in Heavy Metal...but at least I am armed!)

Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on September 06, 2012, 01:20:36 PM
Final Fantasy IV Complete Collection OST - Boss Battle Theme Extended (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIM1PlFRU90#)

X: Cut them down as you retreat!
Mobius: Firestorm!
Sulaco: Dark Scythe!
Nathan: Flame whip!
Harrycombs: Tidal Flame!
Donvermicelli: Greek fire, rain down upon our enemies!
*They kill off a majority of the zombie horde and escape the grove*

Meanwhile, back with group 3.....

*They arrive at the outskirts of the russians forest of silence advance base's perimeter.*
Me:  Ok, We've arrived at the base perimeter.
Kregan: Looks like they're using titanium-reinforced concrete for their inner walls, surrounded by fences topped with razor wire, and a barbed wire fence around that, too.  They also probably mined the sandy area surrounding all of the fences, too.
Slayer: Sounds like we have our work cut out for us.
Neobelmont: Dragoon, won't your thunder dragon form be able to blow a hole through the perimeter?
Me: That was part of the plan.  Kregan, you need to summon a dark vortex to further catch the russians off guard.  Slayer, you set fire to the tents.  Neo, you need to find out where your nemesis is so we can kill him.  Hmm? *walkie-talkie buzzes*  This is Highwind.
X: Highwind!  Both of our groups and the Villa garrison just escaped a bunch of zombies in a forest grove!  We're heading for your current position to help you out with assaulting the Russian's forward base!
Me: I thought I told you....Nevermind, just get your asses over here, over and out.
X: Go it, over.
Me: *To myself* Dammit, X!  Why do you always have to do this?

Meanwhile, back at the Villa:

Sinful: Ok, the stealthed weres are in the servent's entrance, now I need to ATTACK!
*Sinful unlocks and opens the door, throws a dozen smoke bombs into the villa foyer, and uses his longshot to get to the upper left side of the foyer balcony.*
Sinful: YAHHHH!
*Using superior tactics, he takes back the balcony and the foyer staircase, while the stealthed were creatures burst through the servent's entrance and kill all of the russians on the ground floor.*
*A bunch of demonic machine gunners teleport in and set up a barricade were the doorway used to be.*
Sinful: The Villa foyer is ours again!  Machine gunners, hold off the Russians until we can come up with a plan of attack!
Demons: GoT iT!
Sinful: Ok, Time to get down to planing out the attack.  8)
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on September 12, 2012, 11:23:21 AM
Me: *Surveying the Russian base.*  This is gonna be a tough nut to crack.
Neo:  X is taking too long.
Slayer: At least we get more people to carry out the attack.
Kregan: Agreed.

Meanwhile, back with groups 1 and 2....

X: This is one killer trek.
Sulaco: Hey, this was your idea.
Harrycombs:  Yeah, X, stop complaining!  >:(
X: Ok, fine, jeez.  :rollseyes:

Meanwhile, back at the Villa:

Sinful: And that's the plan, now let's ATTACK!
*Sinful and the Were creatures attack the Russian positions around were the Villa fountain used to be.*
Sinful: Keep attacking!  They've fallen back to just behind the first gate!
*The 12 Cerberus' come back to life and attack the Russians!  They take back both gates and ambush the Russians in the entrance area of the Villa courtyard just before the castle wall.*
Russians: AHHHH!!!
*Sinful and the Were creatures have taken back the Villa Courtyard and are now entering the Castle Wall.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on September 16, 2012, 10:26:46 AM
*X crawls up to Highwind Dragoon's unit. He then brings out a set of Binocs*

"The enemy base..."

*X zooms in*

"Guards scattered everywhere and some in large training groups."

*X looks left and right*

"Guard towers with snipers coming outta the wazoo. Gun placements on the walls too."

*X puts back his binocs*

"Oh and for the record; the next person who says I'm complaining I will personally turn them into a zombie and make them my b***h. And yes I know where to find another copy of the Necronomicon to do it too."

*Nervous nods all around*

"How do you want to play this Highwind? Make 'em disappear one at a time or go all in gun's blazen?"
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on September 16, 2012, 01:20:42 PM
Me: I'll use my thunder dragon form to start a severe thunderstorm with no rain, then I'll use lightning volley to blow a hole through the perimeter, then Kregan, you need to summon a dark vortex to further catch the russians off guard.  Slayer and X,  both of you set fire to the tents, While Neo, Sulaco, Harrycombs, Nathan, Mobius and Donvermicelli need to fight their way through the base to find out where Neobelmont's nemesis is so we can kill him.
And that's the plan; now let's move out!
Kregan: DARK VORTEX!
Me: SEVERE THUNDERSTORM!
*The attack on the Russian forest of silence advance base has just begun.*

Meanwhile, in the Castle wall...

Sinful: Take both towers!  I'll worry about the main switch at the top of the gate!
*The were creatures take back both sides of the castle wall, while Sinful climbs to the roof of the gate, dispatches the elite russian commandos, and activates the switch to close the drawbridge.*
Sinful: The Castle Wall is ours once again!  Now, all We need to do is hold off any reinforcements that the Russians might have called for!

Meanwhile, In a certain tent in the center of the Russian advance base...

Unknown voice: ..Ssssssooooo!  He hassss come back with sssssome help to try to kill me!  He will horribly fail and the dark sssecretsss of demon castle dracula will be MINE!
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on September 17, 2012, 09:44:20 AM
*Both X and Slayer start for the tents. They are mindful of their surroundings as the sneak past the guards. Once they have arrived, Slayer reaches into X's backpack and brings out some mini torches*

Slayer: Torches?

X: Just light 'em up, throw 'em and watch what happens.

*Both get to work. The two split up and each takes a camp segment. one by one they light their torches and toss them onto the tents. The nearby soldiers see the fires and rush to put them out. But they don't realize their mistake in using water*

Slayer: Whoaw!

*The addition of water doesn't put the fire out, but instead causes it to spread like a cancer*

Slayer: X! Was that..?

X: The Russians have got to be pretty stupid not to recognize Greek fire when they see it. By adding water rather then dirt, you make a bad situation worse.

*Soon the entire tent camp is ablaze. Both X and Slayer meet up with the others knowing their job is done*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lashen on September 17, 2012, 10:27:26 AM
*Not far, Lash is watering a lone tree sprout.*

Lash: :)

*A small cinder bounces in Lash's general direction, setting one of said sprout's leaves on fire.*

Lash: :-\

*Lash looks up.*

Lash: :'(
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on September 17, 2012, 11:17:11 AM
Why are you watering a tree sprout in the forest of silence?  It's filled with zombies, skeletons, kamikaze skeletons and various were creatures.  :o

*Both X and Slayer start for the tents. They are mindful of their surroundings as the sneak past the guards. Once they have arrived, Slayer reaches into X's backpack and brings out some mini torches*

Slayer: Torches?

X: Just light 'em up, throw 'em and watch what happens.

*Both get to work. The two split up and each takes a camp segment. one by one they light their torches and toss them onto the tents. The nearby soldiers see the fires and rush to put them out. But they don't realize their mistake in using water*

Slayer: Whoaw!

*The addition of water doesn't put the fire out, but instead causes it to spread like a cancer*

Slayer: X! Was that..?

X: The Russians have got to be pretty stupid not to recognize Greek fire when they see it. By adding water rather then dirt, you make a bad situation worse.

*Soon the entire tent camp is ablaze. Both X and Slayer meet up with the others knowing their job is done*

Me: *Transforms in wind dragon form, then calls forth gale force winds that knock down the outer fence.  It also picks up all the land mines and hurls them bombardment-style at the titanium reinforced concrete walls, destroying them.*
*Changes back* CHARGE!
Neobelmont, Sulaco, Harrycombs, Nathan, Mobius and Donvermicelli: YAHHHHHHH!!!!!
*A fierce battle takes place.*

*Meanwhile, back in a certain tent at the heart of the Russian advance base......

Unknown Voice: SSSOOO!  They have breached the inner wallsss!  I ssshall go and destroy them now!
*Departs tent*

Meanwhile, On top of the castle wall....

Sinful: This russian vodka tastes like ethanol. *Spits it out*
Werewolf: Sinful!  There is a small Russian base where the giant skeleton used to dwell!  They are hoisting a white flag on their flagpole.
Sinful: Send them a message that we'll talk on the drawbridge if they agree not to shoot us.
Werewolf: Understood.  *departs*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on September 18, 2012, 09:47:08 AM
*X brings out his binocs again and surveys the scene. virtually all the tents are gone and all that remains is the out-of-control inferno*

"I love it when a plan comes together..."
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on September 18, 2012, 12:07:17 PM
Meanwhile, on the castle wall drawbridge...

Russian Lieutenant: Who is in charge here?
Sinful: That would be me.
Russian Lieutenant: We would like to surrender our forces to you, we do not want to fight for that evil man.
Sinful: What evil man?
Russian Lieutenant: The one who brought the Necronomicon and helped to create the Soviet grizzly bear and gave General Grover his demonic cyborg suit.
Sinful: I see, so what are you proposing?
Russian Lieutenant: That we may aid you in cleansing this forest of all of his forces.
Sinful: Ok, that sounds reasonable.

Meanwhile, back at the burning remnants of the advance russian base....

Me: Keep attacking!  We have them on the run!
Sulaco: Ha! this is far too easy!
Neobelmont: Dragoon! Look! in the center of the camp!

*Someone emerges from the flames.*

Cloaked figure: TIME TO DIE!

Battle Phase!

Chrono Trigger Boss Theme 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAYSg__j67I#)
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lelygax on September 18, 2012, 12:20:36 PM
*The Cloaked Figure shots 3 homing giant skulls filled with dark energy* (or not, I didnt know the rules of this topic lol)
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on September 18, 2012, 12:27:33 PM
No, you're doing ok, man.  8) :P

BACK TO THE STORY!

Back at the small russian base in front of the castle wall...

Sinful: And that's the plan, now let's roll out!
Russian Lieutenant: Alright men!  FORWARD MARCH!
Weres: GROAWL! *the were creatures melt into the forest.*

Meanwhile, back at what is now a raging inferno....

*A fierce battle is taking place.*
Me: This is going to take a while.  :( :-\
Neobelmont: Shut up and stay on your toes!  This guy is ruthless!
Me: Got it.  8)
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Neobelmont on September 18, 2012, 08:18:30 PM
Hmmm...... That Chill again.....  Something is very, very wrong here.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on September 22, 2012, 12:13:25 AM
Russian Lieutenant: FAN OUT AND STAY ALERT!
Sinful: So, are there any more bases in this forest?
Russian Lieutenant: Other then the advance base and our outpost, there is one more outpost, in the large area where the giant skeleton first appeared.
Sinful: Then we should proceed with caution.

Meanwhile, back with the recon group....

X: Who is that guy? I have a bad feeling about this, Slayer.
Slayer: Tell me about it, X.

Meanwhile, back at the raging inferno....

Mobius: Firestorm!
Sulaco: Dark Scythe!
Nathan: Flame Sword!
Harrycombs: Tidal Flame!
Donvermicelli: Greek fire, rain down upon our enemies!
Me: CHAIN LIGHTNING!
Kregan: SOUL REND!

Cloaked figure: ARGHHHHHH!!!!
*The cloaked figure collapses to the ground, and then slowly gets up.  It pulls back it's hood to reveal......
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Neobelmont on September 22, 2012, 12:59:59 AM
Every one get away from him now!!!!! That's a basilisk! It can kill with it's gaze!!!
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on September 22, 2012, 09:55:53 AM
*Both x and slyer run away from the demonic monstrosity*

X: "And I thought Gorgons were bad news..!"

Slayer: "Make like a Shepperd and let's get the flock outta here!!"
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lelygax on September 22, 2012, 10:41:41 AM
*The Cloaked Figure shots 3 homing giant skulls filled with dark energy* (or not, I didnt know the rules of this topic lol)
Every one get away from him now!!!!! That's a basilisk! It can kill with it's gaze!!!
So its a basilisk that can shoot homing giant skulls filled with dark energy? OK, LOL
Im really lost now so...


*The basilisk roars making another one appear, that starts to run in direction...*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on September 22, 2012, 11:10:36 AM
Castlevania - Second Struggle (Hellish Hallucinations) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0BrHicGm0s#)

*Teleports everyone away from the basilisks, then radios X*
Me: X! Snipe each Basilisk in its eyes with your laser!
X: Consider it done.
*X burns out both Basilisk's eyes with the tower of Science lazer.*
Basilisk: ASSASASSAASSSSSSSAAAAAH! *They Thrashes around blindly in pain.*
Me: Everyone, attack now!
Slayer: *Attacks with vampire killer*
X: *Snipes with tower of science laser*
Mobius: Firestorm!
Sulaco: Dark Scythe!
Nathan: Flame Sword!
Harrycombs: Tidal Flame!
Donvermicelli: Soul corrosion!
Kregan: Dark vortex!
Neo: *Shoots basilisk, then slashes with his calvery saber*
Me: Dragon Breath!
*Both Basilisk's are now paralyzed.*
Me: They're down!  Neo, finish him off with your gryphon strikes, NOW!

Meanwhile, back with Sinful and the Russian Lieutenant...

Russian Lieutenant: Alright, men! We need to skirt around the Advance base to avoid the fighting there and advance to the other outpost base.
Sinful: We'll need to plan out an attack on the outpost.
Werepanther: Sinful! We have located a side footpath that skirts around the advance Russian base and comes out behind the Russian outpost base at the beginning of the forest of silence!
Sinful: Then led the way to it.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lelygax on September 22, 2012, 12:19:15 PM
*The 2 basilisks groar in pain, making dozens of forest serpents appear to help them* (it cant be so easy can? lol)
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on September 22, 2012, 12:47:59 PM
Nathan: Summon thunderbird!
*The forest serpents are fried*
Me: That was too close for comfort.

Meanwhile, back with Sinful and the Russian Lieutenant...

Russian Lieutenant: We are on a hill overlooking the advance base.
*A raging inferno burns below.  All of a sudden, Thunderbird is summoned and frys all of the serpents*
Sinful: GET DOWN!
*The group ducks for cover until the summon is over.*
Sinful: That was a close one. Alright, let's keep moving!
*They move away from the advance base.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lelygax on September 22, 2012, 01:10:06 PM
Thunderbirds TV Show Intro (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfIAKj3Gl1E#)

Summon us again if needed :)

*Thunderbirds enter in a portal and disappears*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on September 22, 2012, 01:15:34 PM
Me: NEO!  It's now or never!  GRYPHON STRIKE, NOW!

Meanwhile, back with Sinful and the Russian Lieutenant...

Russian Lieutenant: We are halfway to the outpost base.
Sinful: When we get there, we'll need to do some recon on the base.
*The group keeps marching.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on October 05, 2012, 10:35:47 AM
*NEO uses his 'Griffin Strike' to finish off both Basilisks. They burn up in a blaze of glory for the home team*

X: The Barbeque's all ready. All we need now are some toasted marshmallows. By the way... Did anyone else hear that strange voice with the hissing in between his sentences? Reminds me of Cobra commander or Serpentor.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on October 05, 2012, 11:28:48 AM
Me: Yeah, For several minutes, I thought that we would come under attack by cobra.  :o :P
Slayer: Wow, that's a blast from the past.
X: Tell me about it.
Everyone else: *Sigh* nerds.......
Me: Whatever, I wonder what sinful is doing right now?  :o

Meanwhile, back with Sinful and the Russian Lieutenant...

Russian Lieutenant: We are now overlooking the other outpost base.
Sinful: Hmm, a few guards, a couple rhino tanks, and several sentry guns. They're all surrounded by barrels full of something.
Were-jaguar: Sinful, I smell gasoline coming from those barrels.
Sinful: Right on it! *Shoots several barrels*
*Soon, the Russian outpost is set ablaze.  The Were creatures then attack the Rhino tanks and destroy them.
We've taken the other Russian outpost base, what now?
Russian Lieutenant: Me and my forces shall return to our outpost.  I suggest you rendezvous with your friends at the advance Russian base.
Sinful: Got it.
*The Russians depart to their outpost and Sinful and the were creatures walk back to the advance base remains.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lelygax on October 05, 2012, 09:29:58 PM
Russian Captain: Throw the barrels at them and let them roll! Do it fast mans, do a barrel roll!
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on October 21, 2012, 10:32:12 PM
The barrels take out several columns of the remaining Russians, causing them to scatter into the forest of silence.

Meanwhile, Back with Sinful...

Sinful: I'm going to need 2 weres to walk with me back to the russian advance base.

Were Jaguar and were panther: We will back you up.

Sinful: Good, let's go.

*They depart.*

Meanwhile, back at the Remains of the russian forest of silence advance base...

Me: Settler, build a city in the center of this clearing.
Settler: Got it.

*Villa Advance base; Est. Oct. 22nd, 2012.*

*Buys a demonic machine gunner to guard the settlement.*

Slayer: Wow, it's been ages since I've played Civ.
X: Me too.
Sulaco: Now what, Dragoon?
*Walkie-talkie buzzes; it's sinful, I answer him.*
Me: Go ahead.
Sinful: I should be near your location soon.
Me: Ok, just don't attract any attention, over and out.
*Looks in X's infinite pack of holding, Pulling out a half dozen bottles of captain drac and another half dozen bottles of villa punch.*
Me: ROCK! X, why you holding out on us?!?!  Drink up, everyone!!
*The bottles are passed out, and mass binge drinking commences.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on October 22, 2012, 08:11:28 AM
"Ya gotta love these pocket universe bags. You never know what you'll find in 'em!"

*X dumps a whole load of Captain Drac's all over the place*

"Now you guys get yer selves hammered. I've gotta play around with my new toy, see how I can improve upon it. Preferably before we encounter that hissing man or whatever it is."

*x reaches into his bag and brings out some tech equipment. He then goes over the laser weapon to see what makes it tick and does any repairs it might need*

"Whoaw! This thing's powered by a cursed organic artifact coupled with Tesla coils and crystals! Simplistic yet functional! Hissing man whomever you are, you're going down..!"
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on October 22, 2012, 01:26:20 PM
Me: No, hissing man was those 2 basilisks that Neo killed.
Neobelmont: Uhh, DUHHH, X!
X: OH! Well, It'll come in handy for whatever's in foggy lake.
Slayer: There's some monster in it that creates a giant whirlpool that sucks everything in the lake into it.
Kregan: I believe that what you are describing is none other than the mythical beast Charybdis.
Sulaco: She is the shape of a bladder of a huge creature whose face is all mouth and both arms and legs are flippers.
Mobius: Kind of ugly looking, really.
Harrycombs: Here's a link, guys: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9cog25fo51rdjsp2o1_500.jpg (http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9cog25fo51rdjsp2o1_500.jpg)
Slayer: Le Barf.  :-X
Nathan:Glad that I never had to fight that thing.  :o
Donvermicelli: And that is why I don't swim in foggy lake. *Drinks from bottle*
Me: I just fly over it.  8)

*Sinful arrives*

Sinful: The other Russian outpost is destroyed and the russians scattered.  The forest of silence is ours again.
Me: Cool, you and the weres take 2 bottles each of captain drac, so take 6 bottles back with you to kill time when you get back to the castle wall, ok?
Sinful: Sounds good to me.
*Sinful Departs with the 2 weres.*
Me: Alright everyone!  Drink everything up!
*They proceed to finish up the booze and then pass out.*
Everyone: Arghh....*they all pass out cold.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on October 23, 2012, 10:11:32 AM
*X grins at the wasted group*

"Now I get to laugh at everyone's idiocy as I'm still stone-cold sober!"

*Brings out blankets and covers everyone who's passed out*

"They should know that it's better to drink in moderation so this doesn't happen. I would call 'em all lightweights but they drank the whole cellar's worth of rum! Well whatever... They'll be pissing the night away before long. But in my mind? Anyone whom passes out no-matter how much drink they take in, is a LIGHTWEIGHT!"

*Goes back to the table and finishes his fine tuning*

"I guess I get to walk perimeter as I'm the only one up..."

*Puts away his things in the bag of holding and sets out on guard duty*

*X Whistles as he strolls around the camp*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on October 26, 2012, 12:01:21 AM
*Some time later...*

Pokemon- Diamond and Pearl- Route 216- Music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_u_lUEUOzY#)

Me: Urghh....
Everyone but X: Ugh, what the hell?  Why is it raining ash?
X: Everyone, into the Villa advance base!
*They all slog through the knee high ash to the settlement to take cover.*
Me: We need to stay in the advance base until the ash storm blows over.

Meanwhile, back with sinful.....
Sinful: We just made it back to the Russian outpost in front of the castle wall.
Were Jaguar and were panther: *pointing* Sinful, Look!
*A large ash cloud is descending upon them.
Sinful: Everyone, quick, into the castle wall!
*The Russians, Weres and Sinful all retreat into the castle wall and pull up the drawbridge to shield themselves from the ash.*
Sinful: We should stay here until the ash cloud blows over.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on October 26, 2012, 09:58:36 AM
*After the door shuts tight X looks around runs his hand through his hair in thought*

"Why the hell is it raining ash..!? There's no real cause for it and no nearby active volcanoes either. Sound off! If anyone is still outside let me know cause they aren't going to last long breathing in that stuff!"

Slayer: Heard that! Volcanic ash is nothing more then fine micro particles of obsidian glass.

"Exactly. It'll shred your lungs before long..!"

*X starts counting heads to make sure if anyone is missing*

"Sound off everyone!"
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on October 27, 2012, 12:46:20 PM
Neobelmont: Here!
Slayer: Here!
Kregan: Present.
Sulaco: Currently here.
Mobius: Well, DUH!
Harrycombs: Here.
Donvermicelli: Unscathed and present.
Nathan: I survived a long fall into the catacombs of Dracula's castle; now what do you think? Of course I'm here!  8)
Me: I am here and everyone is accounted for.
X: Good, now all we can do is ride out the storm. :o

Meanwhile, back at the castle wall....

Werelion: Sinful! All this ash on the villa roof will cause it to collapse!
Sinful: Good point! Alright, weres! Evacuate all of the alcohol and the demonic machine gunners to the hedge maze crypt!  It's collapse-proof!
Weres: MOVE OUT!
*The weres evacuate everyone in the Villa and all the alcohol to the Hedge maze crypt.*
Russian Lieutenant: Sinful, look!
*A loud creaking is heard from the Villa. All of a sudden, the roof collapses and the walls topple over.*
Sinful: Well, it looks like attrition has finally taken it's toll on the villa.  It has finally fallen.
Weres: No problem!  We'll just rebuild it after all this fighting is over with!  New and improved.
Sinful: Sounds like a plan.
*The ash cloud still rages outside.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lelygax on October 31, 2012, 08:57:23 AM
*The ashes strangely begin to move and gather, transforming itself in a giant wyvern skeleton while you can hear a strange voice*

??? : Lets see what you can do about this! Hahahaha!
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on October 31, 2012, 10:24:10 PM
FFI - Inside a Boss Battle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1xThQ29q6o#)

The giant wyvern skeleton attacks!

Me: Air slash!
Neobelmont: *uses gryphon strike*
Slayer: *attacks with lv. 3 axe(s)*
Kregan: Dark Scythe!
Sulaco: Dark vortex!
Mobius: Firestorm!
Harrycombs: Tidal Flame!
Donvermicelli: Soul Corrosion!
Nathan: Summon gryphon!
X: Fires tower of science laser*

The giant wyvern skeleton bursts into dust and the ash cloud dies down.
Me: It's clearing up, we need to head out to foggy lake.
X: Good call.
*They all depart*

Meanwhile, back at the castle wall...

Sinful: The ash cloud died down.
*They lower the drawbridge*
Russian Lieutenant: My outpost is ruined!
Sinful: Don't worry, we'll all help you clear it out.
*Sinful and the Weres get to work clearing out all the ash from the Russian outpost.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on November 01, 2012, 10:06:53 AM
*Everyone is trudging through the ash on their way to the lake*

X: "At least the ash has stopped falling but that damned wind is blowing it right into our faces..! Good thing we're all waring breather masks and goggles."

Kregan: "So what was up with that ash Wyvern thing anyway?

X: "We're situated right on the grounds of Castlevania. Anything like that can happen here. As to what caused it specifically; I'm at a loss. But at least we killed it with attacks equivalent to a level 99 character!"  :D
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on November 01, 2012, 09:49:33 PM
* The group arrives at the remains of the other Russian outpost*

Me: We're almost to foggy lake.
X: About damn time!
*They climb down the ledges, Killing Russian stragglers until they all get down to the lake walkway*
Slayer: Machine gun nest, 12 o'clock!
X: I'm on top of it!
*Reaches into his pack and combines a mandragora with magical nitro and throws it at the machine gun nest. The Russians burn up for the home team*
Me: Forward!
*They go through the gate and arrive at foggy lake.*
Harrycombs: Awesome, there's a speedboat outfitted with Tesla coils!
Donvermicelli: Then let us commander it.  8)
*They all board the armored speed boat and speed away.*

Meanwhile, back at the Russian outpost in front of the castle wall....

*Sinful and the weres have just finished clearing out the ash and repairing all of the buildings.
Sinful: That should do it, me and the weres are going back to the castle wall to hole up until this is over.
Russian Lieutenant: Thank you and godspeed, Sinful.
Sinful: No problem.
*Sinful and the weres go back to the castle wall.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on November 07, 2012, 06:17:44 PM
*The speed boat races through the murky waters of the lake draped with a thin layer of ash*

X: "I really wish this stuff would stop blowing... I can't see where we're going. And on top of that it's really dark out... No moonlight either."

Harrycombs: "I'm more concerned about the lake in general."

Slayer: "You mean like something under the waters, just waiting for us?"

X: "I don't wanna even think about it."

Donvermicelli: *Samuel L Jackson vice* "Did you eva see Deep Blue Sea?! A mutha-fuggen shauk ate me!"

X: "Don't jinx us damnit!-"

*The waters start to wave around the boat*

Slayer: "Oh s**t..!"

X: "This journey is like 40 miles of bad road..!"
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on November 07, 2012, 08:35:49 PM
*A giant whirlpool forms several miles away from them.*

Slayer: Dear god-!
Kregan: It's Charybdis!

Final Fantasy V boss theme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVshR3ehxmE#)

X: Do something, Dragoon!
Me: Right on it!
*I rig together a bunch of magical nitro and mandragora into a large bundle and use the speed boat's eject pad to launch it at the center of the whirlpool. It disappears into it, followed by an explosion below the water, forcing Charybdis to surface.*

Charybdis: GRAHHH!!!!
Me: *Fires the tesla coils at it.*
X: *Fires tower of science laser at it.*
Harrycombs: Tidal flame!
Donvermicelli: Soul Corrosion!
Kregan: Dark vortex!
Sulaco: Lightning volley!
Mobius: Firestorm!

*Charybdis is defeated, and sinks to the bottom of the lake.  All of a sudden, a HUGE tidal wave emits from where Charybdis was.*

Nathan: OH SHI-!
*The wave sweeps the speed boat up and smashes it down on the mainland coast.*
X: Ugggghh, that sucked big time.
Me: Tell me about it.

Meanwhile, back at the castle wall....

Sinful: Oh, I'm supposed to do something?  Sorry, too busy playing Skyrim.
Weres: Us too.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: P/\/\\/o on November 08, 2012, 03:39:33 AM
In a totally distant surrounding:

Boy, who is surprisingly balding at the age of 12: Mom, I love your pancakes!

Mom: yes, don't we all... -_-

Suddenly *GASP* a lightning strikes  :o , and the boy is transferred into...NOT into his instant death, BUT into the surroundings of Sinful at the Castle wall!!! :o

;D ;D ;D
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:-*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on November 10, 2012, 10:43:52 AM
X: "Did you guys hear something..?

Slayer: "It sounded like a lightning strike-

Highwind: "Villa the lightning strikes!!

*Crash-Boom!!*

X/Slayer/Donvermicelli/Harrycombs/Kregan/Mobius/Sulaco: *Sweat drop*

Highwind: "What?"

Group: "Nothing."

Sulaco: That sounded like it came from the Outter Wall."

X: "Well we're not going back there for now... I guess we will find out later and that's IF nothing tries to kill us."
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on November 11, 2012, 10:56:24 AM
*The groups are walking on the path to wallachian village*

X: I wonder how fortified the village is.
Me: Probably a moderate garrison; the main bulk of their forces are in the Main Russian base several miles outside the village.
Neobelmont: Which is why we should proceed with caution.
Rest of the group: Agreed.
*They continue walking to the village.*

Meanwhile, back at the castle wall....
*Lightning strikes*
Sinful: What just happened?
Werejaguar: Who knows?  Let's just keep playing skyrim.
Sinful: Good call.

Meanwhile, at the Meanwhile, at the wallachian village inn...

Soldier: Commander, their are reports that we have lost control of the forest of silence and foggy lake.  Also, recon has sighted the three vagrant groups heading straight for the village.
Russian Commander: Fortify the town with snipers and machine gun nests.  I need to depart to the Main base to oversee the preparations there.
Soldier: I will carryout your orders and not fail you sir.
Russian Commander: Good, then see to it.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on November 11, 2012, 12:04:57 PM
*Out past the village by 2 kilometers the groups huddles down behind some large rock formations*

X: "..."

*X takes a look at the village fortifications through his binocs*

Slayer: "How's it look?"

X: "I can see the village through the trees however the fortifications are not visible from here..."

*puts away his binocs and sits down*

X: "It's still too dark with the ash and all to get an accurate visual. Infrared is almost next to useless due to the heat emitted from the ash. We'll have to get in closer before our line-of-sight is guaranteed. And they're probably expecting us too."

Harrycombs: "They will no-doubt have a minefield hidden beneath the road and in the clearings around it."

Sulaco: "Don't forget about the M18A1 Claymores. Those will be set up in the forests all over the place."

X: "Well they can't have booby-trapped every location around the village or else they'd never be able to leave themselves."

Highwind: "They probably use air support and a hidden tunnel access."

X: "Right. Maybe we should go and find this "hidden tunnel" for ourselves..!"
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on November 11, 2012, 02:41:52 PM
Me: Over here, guys!  I see some Russians!
*Looks through binoculars.*
Me: The tunnel entrance is lightly guarded, any ideas, X?
X: I'm on it!
*X snipes the Russian guards with the tower of science laser.*
Slayer: Tunnel entrance is secure!  Let's move out!
*The groups enter the tunnel that will lead them into the village.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on November 13, 2012, 10:35:53 AM
*The group makes their way through the tunnel with no contact from the enemy*

Harrycombs: "It's pretty dark in here. Perfect place for an ambush.

*Sulaco uses his infrared goggles*

Sulaco: "Uhh guys..?

*Suddenly all the lights come on. Sulaco whips off his goggles before he succumbs to blindness*

Highwind: "Oops..."

Russians: "Heh, heh, heh, heh."

Voice: "Clear off!"

Russians: "Da sir!"

*The Russians leave the tunnel. Before the group stands a tall, strongly-built Russian cracking his knuckles*

Voice: "Hmm, hmm, hmm."

X: "Oh great! A Spetsnaz trooper."

Slayer: "Looks like he wants to wrestle..."

X: "You're joking right?! These f**kers wrestle bears as basic training!!"

Chekov: I am Andreievich P. Chekov.

Group: Huh???

Chekov: I've come to see if any of you are worthy to be my opponent.

Kregan: "Well Chekov, this here's McCoy." *point's to Slayer* "All we need is a Spock and we'll have ourselves an away team."

X: "Boondock Saints? Really guys..?"

Highwind: "Don't joke to the Spetsnaz..!"

Chekov: "I've heard there is a man with Russian blood amongst you."

*Everyone points to X*

X: "!!!"

Chekov: *Grin* "I wish to test you!"

X: "Look..! Can't we just- Gurk!!"

*The Spetsnaz brawler grabs X by his neck and starts to wrestle him*

Highwind: "X take him down!"

X: *Gasp!* ..With what??!*

Slayer: "Go for his vulnerable spot!"

X: "Spetsnaz don't have vulnerable spots!!"

*It isn't long before X finds his head wrapped up in Chekov's massive arms. Chekove then proceeds to do a headlock as he uses one of his hands to grab X's head*

Kregan: *sings in a strong voice* "I'm Popeye the sailor man! I have a man's head in my hand!"

X: "Not...funny...guys!!"

*Before X could pass out he notices several hand Grenades on Chekov's belt. X the reaches down and pulls the pins*

Chekov: "!!!"

*Chekov drops X and attends to his predicament while everyone else scatters. It isn't long before Chekovs bodyparts litter the Tunnel*

X: *Cough-gasp* "I'm glad I watched Rambo III..! *cough*

Slayer: "C'mon guys, I can see the exit!"

*The group charges towards the light at the end of the tunnel*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on November 13, 2012, 10:47:20 PM
*They emerge from the tunnel into a back alleyway.*

*A door opens*

Inn Keeper: In here! Quickly!

*The group enters the inn from the side entrance.*

Inn keeper: Thank god you've come!  I'm getting tired of all these Russian bastards occupying the village.
Me: We'll need a room to plan out our attack.
Sulaco: *Throws bag of gold to the Inn keeper* And your finest liquor.
Inn Keeper: Very well, then.  I shall show you to our largest room that we have.*
*The gorups move up the stairs to the 2nd floor, where the innkeeper shows the the room.*
Innkeeper: How long do you plan on staying?
Me: As long as it takes to plan out our attack.
Innkeeper: Very well, I shall bring the liquor you have all requested.
*The innkeeper goes back downstairs.*
Me: Alright!  Let's get started on the plan of attack!
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lelygax on November 14, 2012, 05:58:07 PM
While the people are thinking in something, they fell a tremor and run to the windows to discover whats happening...

You see a Ape Skeleton throwing wine barrels in whats look to be a fat italian plumber!
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on November 15, 2012, 10:18:49 AM
*Everyone looks out the window at the odd scene taking place*

X: "This couldn't have happened at a better time!"

Highwind: "I'll say! Some of those Russian soldiers were about to come here."

X: "Anyways, brief me of your plan after I come back."

Mobius: "Where are you going?"

X: "To  find a chiropractor. Thanks to "Zangief" back in the tunnel my bodily organs feel squished and I think some of my bones are out of place..."

*X leaves the room and goes down to the lobby*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on November 16, 2012, 09:58:56 PM
Neobelmont: Umm, Highwind, weren't you going to tell us your plan?
Me: *Looks away from the window back to the group.*  Oops!  Ok, here's the plan.....
Mobius: Better be good this time, dragoon.  >:(
Me: It will.  Ok, first thing we need to do is clear out the town square of russians by sniping them.  Second, we need to take the walls and locks the gates to prevent reinforcements from entering the village.  Last thing, we need to clear all of the buildings of russians to ensure the liberation of this village.  Any questions?
Harrycombs: That plan sounds suicidal.
Sulaco: Not if I cast stealth on everybody. 8)
Slayer: That just might work.
Me: Good, now all we can do right now is wait for X to get back from the back doctor.

Meanwhile, at the village chiropractor clinic....

Chiropractor: *After checking X's back* What exactly were you doing that caused this discomfort?
X: I was challenged to a wrestling match by a Russian Spetsnaz trooper, which I won.
Chiropractor: Oy vey, young man!  There are just some things in life you just don't do!  Now hold still, it'll hurt and take a while, but your back needs to be realigned, or more problems will happen down the road.
X: Ok, doc, do what you got to do.
*X lays down face first on the Chiropractor's table.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on November 17, 2012, 04:07:48 PM
*As Highwind is rummaging over the details of the plan, everyone's ears are suddenly drawn to sounds from behind the door of the next room*

Bone Breaking (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3EUprslmyw#ws)

Man Screaming (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl_dMG9YFg0#ws)

Slayer: "What da f**k..?!"

Bone Crunch Sound Effect (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LRWNVhLjyk#ws)

The Wilhelm scream sound effect (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn6hhrX34Pw#)

Harrycombs: "Can that be any louder?!"

*There's a air of deathly silence*

Sulaco: "I think he's done."

Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on November 18, 2012, 09:24:04 AM
Me: I'll go check on him.
*I go over to the Chiropractor clinic door and knock.*
Chiropractor: Who is it?
Me: A friend of your current patient.  Is he ok?
Chiropractor: .....Welll...
*The door opens to reveal X is some serious pain on the table.*
Chiropractor: He needs bed rest.
Me: Like hell he does!  Hold on, I can take it from here.
*Goes over to the table*
Me: Regeneration!
*All of a sudden, a piercing scream of a man is heard as X's insides and bones fully realign and heal.*
X: FUCK! THAT HURT!
Me: Forget that, we have a plan to carry out.
*Informs X of the plan to liberate the village.*
X: That sounds pretty good to me.
Me: Then let's go back to the others and drink some hard liquor.
*X and Highwind go back to the groups in the large village inn room*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on November 20, 2012, 10:55:47 AM
*X walks over to the barmaid*

X: "I'd like to order several rounds of Captain Drac's for my colleagues and a hot chocolate for me please."

Barmaid: "And who is paying for all this?"

X: *Grin* "Put it on the Russian militia's tab. They can afford it with what Putin is paying them."

Barmaid: "Com'in right up!"

*The barmaid leaves and comes back several minutes later with everyone's drinks*

Highwind: "Let's get this party started!!"
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on November 21, 2012, 06:24:23 PM
Donvermicelli: Ah, This is good. However, 'tis not the same without some Villa punch.
*X pulls some out of his infinite pack of holding.
Donvermicelli: Good timing, X.
*He mixes some villa punch with his captain Drac and drinks it.*
Slayer: I heard over the Radio from Sinful that the Villa roof collapsed from all the ash on top of it.
Group: NO!
Slayer: Good news is, the Weres managed to rescue all of the liquor and the remaining forces there to the hedge maze crypt.
Me: That's good to hear.
Nathan: That's going to take a lot of effort to haul away all that debris before rebuilding takes place.
Kregan: I..happen to know a demonic contractor that can have all of that done in 1 1/2 weeks.
Harrycombs: *Groans* Please don't be Renon......
Sulaco: It is, I'm afraid.
X: Dammit! Not that guy again.....
Mobius: *Snickers* And here I thought that guy was useless. ;D
Neobelmont: We'll just have to take any help that we can get.
*The Groups keep drinking into the night for several hours, then they retire to their beds.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on November 22, 2012, 09:42:57 AM
*X retires to his room*

X: "Renon... I guess it's all right if we don't go over 30,000 gold. But if we did then we'd have to kick his ass or go to whatever Hell he comes from."
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on November 22, 2012, 02:48:45 PM
*Highwind goes to his bed.*

Highwind: Urgh, I drank too much again...

*Highwind passes out on the bed and drifts off to sleep.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Neobelmont on November 23, 2012, 01:20:04 AM
I am not a big drinker

I'll just relax and polish my sabre and revolver. Maybe right a letter.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lelygax on November 26, 2012, 02:43:32 PM
*Meanwhile in dream world a young lady appears to Highwind*

Lady: Hello boy, you come everytime here?

*..or is that a nightmare? kihihihi*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on November 29, 2012, 03:51:27 PM
*In the dream..*
Me: Who are you?
Lady:...Someone who can tell you the truth.
Me: And what is this truth?
Lady: To wake up, and betray all your friends to the russians!
Me: What? No!
Lady: What's wrong? Wake up, and do as I say!
Me: You're not human!  What kind of demon are you?
*Blinding flash of light*
*A succubus emerges from it*
Succubus: You broke free of my spell, how cute.
Me: Demon, Banishment is too good for you!
Succubus: Let's see what you got, boy.

*Battle scene*

Enchanted Banquet - Castlevania Symphony of the Night OST (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_j7IMX5NP0#ws)

Highwind: Chain lightning!
Succubus: AHH!
*Succubus flies into the air and mirror copies herself*
*Highwind dodges the attacks*
Higwind: Dragon breath!
Succubus:You're getting annoying!
*She attempts to stab highwind with her extendable claws, but misses*
*Highwind attacks her with a upward thrust of his lance.*
Highwind: Dragon Crest!
Succubus: Ahhh! *she falls down*
Highwind: Time to finish you off!  Tempest strike!
Succubus: No, please!  I beg of you! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

*Highwind wakes up with a start*

Highwind: That's it, no more binge drinking before bed.
*Goes back to sleep*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Neobelmont on December 01, 2012, 01:23:47 AM
And done... Writing to a griffin woman is not so hard after all I mean being in that place all alone must be lonely to her  ??? Besides she still has to show me how to get more powerful and stuff I really do not think I can keep this lack of control for transforming any longer it's way too draining. I think I might go back and stay there till I feel more comfortable transforming on a regular basis. 
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on December 04, 2012, 05:27:49 PM
*x is alone in his room sleeping*

X: "Zzz... Zzz..."

*Suddenly he has... The dream*

Just Give Me Action.wmv (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1NU_gba2QU#)

*X sits up in a flash*

X: *gasp!* "What...the hell...was in my hot chocolate?!"
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Neobelmont on December 04, 2012, 10:57:03 PM
Opens a little italian book... screw goo...gle, but dozes off

A song plays in my head

Laura Pausini - Strani Amori + lyrics (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NhPU7uPGBo#)

murmurers in sleep

 
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on December 06, 2012, 08:04:59 PM
*Everyone drifts off into sleep*

Dragon Warrior III (NES) Music - Inn Theme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zcEnX4cov8#)

The next morning....

Me: Urgh, what time is it?
X: 9:45 AM
Me: SHIT! The attack should've been started at 6:15!
NeoBelmont: Well, this sucks.
Kregan: Perhaps we drank too much?
Slayer: Whazzat?  It is possible to "drink too much?"
Me: Well, yeah.
*Sulaco sticks his head in the room*
Sulaco: Are you guys hibernating in here, or what?  Nathan and Harrycombs made breakfest! Now get your asses dressed and get downstairs!
Group 3: AHHHHH!!!
*They get dressed and get downstairs for breakfast.*
Mobius: Ha, I got up at 7 AM sharp, you guys are lazy.
Sulaco: Mobius.....  >:(
Mobius: I know, I know, shut up.
Nathan: Who wants bacon and eggs?
*The groups eat and decide how to carry out the plan of attack.*
Donvermicelli:..... I still think the best way to attack is a full-frontal assault while stealthed.
Harrycombs: Yes, but eventually, the Russians will figure out which direct we're attacking from.
X: Wouldn't It be wiser to have group 1 take the town square, group 2 to take the village walls and gates, and group 3 to clear out all of the buildings?
Me:...Yeah, that does sound more tactically feasible.
Nathan: Sounds like we know what we're all going to do.
*The groups finish breakfast, get their gear on, and go to their group leader to be briefed on their plan of attack.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Neobelmont on December 06, 2012, 11:58:20 PM
hmm. Why do I have the feeling that waking up late was a blessing and that if we were to arrive at 6:00 we would all be dead?
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on December 07, 2012, 10:19:44 AM
*X looks out the window*

X: "HaHa! They finally took out the giant gorilla skeleton and lost a lot of troops and vehicles too. Works for us."

*X suits up*

X: "So what specific groups are we all in?"
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on December 13, 2012, 09:39:26 AM
Group 1, has Nathan, X, and is led by Mobius.
Group 2, has Sulaco, Donvermicelli, and is led by Harrycombs
Group 3, has Kregan, slayer, Neobelmont, and is led by me.

Ok, you know your assignments, so carry them out!
*The demons cast stealth on their respective groups, and they all move out to carry out the plan of attack.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on December 17, 2012, 10:59:17 AM
*Just inside the INN's back entrance the first group checks their weapons and ammo*

Mobius: "No ammo X?"

X: "Not with this thing. But I don't know how much of a charge it has. Fortunately I've got other weapons stashed in my bag of holding so no problems on my end."

Nathan: "I'm all geared up, You guys?"

X: "Diddio."

Mobius: "Locked and loaded. Let the mayhem begin!"

*As the three exit the INN they huddle behind one of the giant leg bones of the Gorilla skeleton*

X: The Russians should've cleaned up before-hand. Now we have cover with which to sneak our way to the village square."

Nathan: "This is interesting...in a morbid kind of way."

*The three work their way to the central fountain and sneak inside the giant skull cavity*

Mobius: "Natural fort. I'll bet my bottom dollar it's bullet proof to an extent."

X: "That's good and all... but the small is rank..!"

Nathan: "Ugh..! You'd think they'd scrub the shit outta this thing if they're so inclined to just leave it here."

*X gets an epiphany*

X: "Help me out guys."

*X starts to pull items out from his bag of holding. several of the items are tripod mounted sentry guns with auto-aim and recognition sensors*

Mobius: "I get it. Make a perimeter barricade."

X: "Yes. Take a sentry gun and put it in any one of the holes in the skull that you can see. Just make sure to leave yourselves an opening so you can also shoot down some infantry."

*After the skull has been fortified, the three take up their positions*

X: "Just give the word Mobius when you want us to start the attack."

*Mobius looks out and spies a rather large contingent of Russian soldiers making their way to the INN*

Mobius: "Crap! X when I tell you to, activate those guns..!"

*X types out several command prompts into his laptop. Mobius readies a flash grenade*

Nathan: "Hurry up man, they're closing in on the other two groups!"

*Mobius tosses the charge*

Mobius: "Now!"

*X presses the activation key. as soon as the grenade lands it explodes sending a bright flash of blinding light into the unsuspecting eyes of the soldiers. No sooner did the flash die  down then the sentry guns went off, unloading their ammo packs*

Contra Force - Power Trip OC Remix (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhFk62w72zM#)

*Several Russians go down without realizing they've been shot up*

Nathan: "Ha ha!"

Mobius: "Free-for-all!"

X: "!"

*Everyone gets their pick of the litter and begins hosing down more soldiers. The remaining Russians scatter to find cover. Soon infantry tanks and APC's come rolling in*

X: "More lambs to the slaughter."

*X takes a shot at one of the tanks with his laser. The tank melts around it's occupants*

Nathan: "I'd hate to be them..!"

*Nathan caps several other soldiers advancing towards them. Mobius Also brings down several soldiers before they had a chance to exit the APC*

Mobius: "The other two groups now have some leeway."

*Blam! Blam!*

Nathan: "Rock 'em, sock 'em!"

*Pow! Pow!*

Soldier1: "Ugh-!"

Soldier2: "Aaagh!!"

Soldier3: "Guuuuaff-!"

X: "You red's look 'n for more? I got your red right here!"

*Zash!!*

Russian group: "Aaaaaa-!!"

X: "We're doing our part of the mission. Now it's up to the others."
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Neobelmont on December 20, 2012, 11:42:30 PM
I am feeling very strange about this venture this time I absolutely have no ideas on how to approach this situation anyone got any tips? Well group 3?
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on December 21, 2012, 12:11:04 AM
Me: We need to take the walls and locks the gates to prevent reinforcements from entering the village.

Neobelmont: And we're going to accomplish this how...?

Slayer: We take the gates first and lock them.

Kregan: I will handle the front gate (south), slayer, you take the west gate, Neobelmont, you take the east gate, lastly, Highwind, you take the back gate (North), which leads to the Main Russian base, as It's the most fortified.

Me: Ok, that sounds good, now, MOVE OUT!

*group 3 splits up and goes to their respective gate.

Meanwhile, back with group 2.....

Harrycombs: Is everyone ready to clear all of the buildings of Russians?
Sulaco: Yep, the trick is to be quick and catch them off guard.
Donvermicelli: Not to mention Soul Corrosion will drive the Russians insane, causing them to shoot up each other.
Harrycombs: That sounds all good, now, let's MOVE OUT!

*Group 2 leaves the Village Inn to systematically clear all of the village buildings of Russians.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on December 22, 2012, 01:18:20 AM
Nathan: "Some of the sentry guns just quit on us!"

*X checks the ammo counter*

X: " They're still in working order. The reason why they're not firing at the moment is due to the lack of targets."

Mobius: "That means we're winning!"

X: "There's one platoon of Russians left. But they've scattered all over the square-"

Nathan: "I see them!"

*Nathan drops three troopers trying to find cover*

Mobius: "There you are!"

*Mobius drops five more troops*

X: "The radar is still picking up one more signature-

*BLAM!!!*

*The top of the skull is shattered into fragments as a tank shell passes through it*

X: "That f**ker almost killed me! That's it..!!"

Mobius: "X what the hell!?"

The good the bad and the ugly - The best theme tune ever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFa1-kciCb4#)

*X walks on out and holds his laser at his side in a relaxed manner. The tank in turn sees X step on out and rotates the gun barrel towards him. Several villagers stare at the showdown and wonder why there are tumbleweeds and dust blowing about the square*

Nathan: "What. The. F**K!"

Mobius: *Sweat* "If he want's to get killed I'm not gonna stop him..!"

*Both X and the tank continue the stand-off. For the several minutes that pass the people could've sworn that it had been an eternity. Soon the chimes of the bell tower ring*

*DONG! DONG! DONG!*

X: !

*X brings up his laser. The Tank loads it's shell. X aims. The Tank's mechanize cocks back. X fires the laser. The Hammer falls.

Mobius: "What the hell just happened!"

Nathan: "I didn't look."

*X is standing while the tank is melted to a puddle of molten steel*

Mobius: "Shit! He's still alive!"

Nathan: "We won! we took the square!!"

 
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on December 26, 2012, 10:38:50 PM
Meanwhile, back with group 2...

Main Theme - River City Ransom (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7mpWPKt4wk#)

Sulaco: *Takes out several Russians with a well placed spinning bird kick* Ha!  This is far too easy!
Harrycombs: *Slashes through the Russians with twin daggers* Don't get too cocky, Sulaco!
Donvermicelli: SOUL CORROSION!  There! That should make our job easier.

*Group 2 continues to clear out all of the village buildings of Russians.*

Meanwhile, back with the various members of group 3......

TMNT 2 The Arcade Game (NES) Music Stage 2 - Streets Of NY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSvFOhXKnPw#)

*front gate (aka the south gate)*

Kregan: SOUL STORM!
Russians: Arghhhhh!!!!!!!!!
*While the Russians are writhing in pain, Kregan dispatches them and closes the front gate and locks it.
Kregan: Front gate is secure.  Now, it's up to the others to succeed for this plan to work.

*West gate*

Slayer: *Uses stopwatch and kills all of the Russians and closes the western gate and locks it.* West gate is secure! It's up to the other three to do their jobs!

*East gate*

Neobelmont: *Uses the Gryphon stone and kills all of the Russian guards with several well placed Gryphon strikes, and proceeds to close the eastern gate and lock it.*  East gate is secure!  I wonder how the others have fared.....

*Finally, at the Northern gate (aka the back gate)......

Me: Sweet mother of god...!

*A Mechanical monstrosity sits in front of the Northern gate.*

Let's Listen: Mega Man 9 - Wily Machine (Extended) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPiomvMVR3k#ws)

*It starts spitting out what looks like egg shaped bombs.*

me: Take that!

*Bats it back with his lance at the robot and it's damaged. This is repeated several times until the robot's helmet is blown off.*

Me: Ahh, it's starting to move and breath fire!
*Dodges just as the robot slams down where I was standing a moment ago.*

Me: I got it! *Loads rockets with Sulfur dioxide and concrete mix, then lights them all.*
*They fly up into the clouds and explode, soon showering the robot with a concrete hail storm.*

*The giant robot explodes, revealing a small flying vehicle piloted by a Russian.*

Russian pilot: Die!
*Fires black hole bombs and various other weapons at highwind. He dodges, and then unleashes a chain lighting attack on the flying vehicle several times before it explodes.*

Russian Pilot: NO! IT IMPOSSIBLE-! *dies*

*Highwind proceeds to kill the russian guards protecting the northern gate, then closes it and locks it.

Me: There, done!  I sure hope the others secured the gates, because now we have to secure the various sections of the village wall. :o  :-\
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on December 27, 2012, 02:21:15 AM
*Mobius holds onto his headset as he listens in*

X: "Well?"

Mobius: "Sulaco in group 2 is managing to clear out the village structures."

Nathan: "What about group 3?"

Mobius: "Hold on... Ah! Highwind has just sealed the final gate...after destroying a giant robot."

X: "That would explain the falling debris. Is group 2 nearly finished?"

Mobius: "Almost. Just a few more troops to clear out first."
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on December 28, 2012, 01:31:30 AM
*Meanwhile, back with the various members of group 3....*

TMNT 2 The Arcade Game (NES) Music Stage 1 - Fire (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hGF83f7gNA#)

*Southwest section*

Kregan: Time to clear these Russians out!
*Runs through the Russian guards with a katana.*
Kregan: This section is clear!

*Northwest section*

Slayer: Time for Shinespark!
*Slayer charges up, then unleashes shinespark and hurls himself at the Russians, killing all of them.*
Slayer: All clear here!

*Southeast section*

Neobelmont: Some one is going to get stabbed!  >:(
*Uses flash bang and smoke grenades to stun and blind the Russians, then dispatches them.*
Neobelmont: That's the last of them in this section!

*Northeast Section*

Highwind: Lightning volley!
*All of the Russian guards are fried.*
Highwind: All of the village wall sections are secure!  Now, it's up to group 2 to secure all of the village buildings!

*Meanwhile, back with group 2...*

Sulaco: This is the last building we haven't checked.
*They enter a restaurant.*
Harrycombs: Awful dark in here. :-\
Donvermicelli: And almost too quiet.
*The lights come on*
Harrycombs: Holy shit!  Who is that?  :o
*A Russian Brawler steps in front of them.*

Final Boss (Slick's Theme) - River City Ransom (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBgfMPLX4GA#)

Russian Brawler: They call me Rasputin.
Donvermicelli: Like the Russian monk?
Rasputin: I heard that there is a communist amongst you.
*Sulaco and Donvermicelli point to Harrycombs*
Harrycombs: !
Rasputin: I wish to test you, comrade!
*Fight begins*
*blows are exchanged, and then parried.*
Sulaco: Get him!
Harrycombs: *dodges* With what!??!?!?!
Donvermicelli: Attack his weak point!
Harrycombs: Russian brawler's don't have weaknesses!  They train and live in the Siberian winter!
*Rasputin gets up and is ready to deliver a death blow to harrycombs, when....*
Harrycombs: FLAME KICK!
Rasputin: AHHHHH!!!
*Rasputin falls onto the grill*
Sulaco: Let's get out of here!
Donvermicelli: IT'S GONNA BLOW!
Harrycombs: AHHHH!!!
*They run out of the restaurant and take cover behind a corner when....*
KA-BOOOM!
Sulaco: Well, that's the end of Rasputin.
Harrycombs: Easy for you to say!  I almost died back there!  >:(
Donvermicelli: Well, at least the buildings are cleared of Russians and the village is now fully liberated.
Harrycombs: Good point.
*group 2 heads to the Village square to meetup with groups 1 and 3.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on January 04, 2013, 10:25:39 AM
*X Starts for the INN*

Mobius: "Where are you going?"

Nathan: "Need to do something?"

X: "I need to have a little chat with the barmaid about my hot chocolate from last night. A person doesn't normally dream weird shit unless they have something foreign in their system."

Mobius: "We'll be here waiting for the others."

*X enters the INN and spots the barmaid. he sits down then flags her over*

Barmaid: (cheery smile) "Can I get you something?"

X: (blank stare) "Yes. A pint full of truth."

Barmaid: (Blink)

X: "What was in that hot chocolate you gave me last night?"

Barmaid: "Just a little service."

X: "A little service doesn't require to have my drink spiked and have me dream about Marissa Orlock singing and shooting things up!"

Barmaid: "Fine! Yes, your drink was tampered with. No, it wasn't poisonous. And the only reason I did it was so I could test it."

*X stands up and walks over to the barmaid*

X: Yeah well, the next time you so much as dope me without my expressed permission, I'll feed you to the Villa's guardian stone hell hounds. I've been informed that they are very, very hungry.

*X leaves the INN and a quaking barmaid behind. He then strolls on over to the square where the rest of the groups have finally met up*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on January 05, 2013, 08:48:15 AM
*The three groups link up at the village square*

Harrycombs: Group 2 has secured all of the village structures!
Me: Group 3 has secured the village wall and its 4 gates!
Mobius: And Group 1 has secured the village sqaure.  Ah, X is coming back now.
*X arrives*
X: Guys, if we want to stay somewhere tonight to rest/plan out our next move, then I suggest we do it at the OTHER village INN.
Me: And why is that, X?
X: Well, I kind of went off at the barmaid for spiking my hot chocolate, and I think I heard the Innkeeper yelling out the door at me that we're all banned for life from his Inn.
Mobius: Good going, X!  The other Inn's the spartan one.
Harrycombs: Yeah, they only stock the cheapest beer and liquor.
X: EVERYONE! CHILL!!  I have the infinite pack of holding!  I can get us some good liquor after our planning is done!
Donvermicelli: Even more Villa punch?
X: Yes, even Villa punch, Donvermicelli.
Slayer: Then what are we waiting for, christmas?  Let's go to the other INN already!
*They all depart for the other Village INN.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Neobelmont on January 05, 2013, 11:54:29 PM
Hmmm. Now what do we do after we get there make a new objective?
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on January 07, 2013, 10:10:28 AM
X: "Well we now control this village, but there's still more of the enemy out there."
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on January 07, 2013, 02:17:25 PM
*They arrive at the other village inn*

*the innkeeper looks up.*

Innkeeper: Each room has 2 narrow beds, so only 2 to a room, please.
Me: Do you have 5 rooms available?
Innkeeper: All of the rooms are currently vacant, so choose any room you want.
Me: Ok, Me and Neobelmont will take room 1.  Kregan and slayer, take room 2.  Sulaco and harrycombs, take room 3.  Donvermicelli and Mobius, take room 4. And lastly, X and Nathan, you take room 5.
*They all take their respective keys and go to their respective rooms.*
*In room 1...*
Me: Almost done with the plans...there! Now to send them to the others tablets.
Neobelmont: Hmm, so that's the main russian base....It's fucking huge.  :o
Me: Yep.

*In room 2...*

Slayer: Oooo, the plans have been sent to us. *Checks his tablet.* SWEET MOTHER OF GOD THAT'S A HUGE BASE!  :o
Kregan: They're trying to invade castle dracula, of course their main base is many times bigger than the advance base in the forest of silence was.

*In room 3...*

Harrycombs: This is gonna be a tough nut to crack.
Sulaco: Don't worry, with these plans, we'll be able to sneak into the base.

*In room 4...*

Donvermicelli: Looks like we got our work cut out for us.
Mobius: *Shrugs* Looks simple enough to me.

*In room 5...*
X: So, this is the main base.  Well, it looks like Putin isn't fucking around here. :o
Nathan: There's no way Romania doesn't know about this base.  *reads paper* Nato and the EU are pissed about it, and the UN can't do anything about it because Russia and china are on the security council.
X: So, it's pretty much up to us to stop them.
Nathan: Pretty much.  :rollseyes:

*All of the groups then started drinking villa punch and captain drac into the early hours of the morning, when they all dozed off.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on January 11, 2013, 10:28:34 AM
*Both Nathan and X prep for the night*

Nathan: "Drink anything else strange yet?"

X: "If you can call water strange, then no. Until we get back to the villa then I'm not touching anything else while out here."

*X crawls in bed and is soon asleep. Neither X nor Nathan see a cloaked figure enter the room. The figure sneaks up to where X is sleeping and brings fourth a small vial. The figure then pops open the vial letting it's vapors enter X's nose. Then the figure leaves the vial on the bedside table and exits the room from the open windows. Then X stirs in his sleep as he starts to dream...again*

Raging Rudolph (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IDhkkwz6Jw#ws)

*X once more wakes up with a start*

X: "AAAAAA!! NO! They ruined my childhood!!"
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on January 11, 2013, 03:21:36 PM
Meanwhile, in room 1.....

Highwind had that dream again....

*Between 1250 BC-1200 BC, in Hittite-controlled Syria, near Carchemish.*

Master dragoon: Stay close, highwind.  Abaddon is near, and is the source of the drought plaguing our empire.
Highwind: But master!  They say no one can truly defeat him!
Master Dragoon: That is why we must always be vigilant against him.

*They Approach Abaddon*

Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow: Portal to Dark Bravery Extended (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuV-jZ0RahE#)

Abaddon: Ahh, now they send dragoons to do their dirty work?  Those humans are worthless if they can't fight their own battles!
Master Dragoon: Die abomination, you don't belong on this plane of existence!
Abaddon: My presence here was not my doing, I was summoned here, BY HUMANS, WHO WISHED TO PURGE THIS WORLD OF THE UNWORTHY!
Master Dragoon: Unworthy?  You manipulate people to do your bidding!  This planet ill needs a false savior such as yourself!
Abaddon: What is this planet? Nothing more than a large miserable rock!  But enough talk, PERISH AND SUFFER FOREVER!

*Battle scene*

Master Dragoon: Highwind, go to my right and shock him.
Highwind: Got it *gets into position* CHAIN LIGHTNING!
Abaddon: ARGH!
Master dragoon: I'll finish him off! TEMPEST STRIKE!
Abaddon: GRAHH!!! YOU FOOLS! WITH MY DEATH, I SUMMON THEE, CTHULHU!

*Abaddon Dissolves into locusts, which fly into a dark portal.  Out of that portal, steps the Old One, Cthulhu.*
Cthulhu: I AM THE EATER OF WORLDS!

Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow: Piercing Battle Fury Extended (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf5Awf1Ah4k#)

Master dragoon: Run highwind, I'll hold him off as long as possible!
Highwind: But master-!
Master dragoon: DON'T ARGUE! GO!
*highwind runs away as fast as he can*
Cthulhu: Prepare to be eaten!
Master dragoon: Tempest strike!
*Cthulhu devours the Master dragoon.*
Cthulhu: YOU'RE NEXT!
Highwind: F5 tornado!
Cthulhu: WHAT IS THIS?!?!?
*Cthulhu emits a dark pulse that dispels the tornado*
Highwind: take that!
*Highwind stabs both of Cthulhu's ankles!*
Cthulhu: ARGHH! YOU LITTLE SHIT! TAKE THIS!
*Cthulhu traps highwind and itself in a time vortex.*
Cthulhu: THERE'S NO ESCAPE NOW!
*Highwind discharges all of the electricity in his body into his spear, which he throws at Cthulhu's forehead*
Cthulhu: GRAHHHHH!!!
*Highwind then claws out Cthulhu's eyes, then grabs his spear and slashes Cthulhu's jugular open.*
Cthulhu: NOO!!!  I WILL RETURN TO DESTROY YOU AND YOUR WORLD!
*Cthulhu vanishes into a portal, and highwind is transported to 21st century Romania.*

*Highwind wakes up with a bolt.*

Me: Both of them are back and behind all of this, I am sure of it.
*Highwind then goes back to sleep.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on January 13, 2013, 11:33:36 PM
Dragon Warrior (NES) Music - Inn Theme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6m_oCnXdCk#)

*X and Nathan rouse after a long night's sleep*

Nathan: *Yawn-stretch* "Yo X, was that you last night screaming?"

X: *Stretch* "Yeah it was. I have no idea but I had another f@#ked up dream again- What is this??"

*X picks up the vial. After examining it he takes a light whiff*

X: "Nathan, this vial wasn't here before we went to sleep."

Nathan: "So did the barmaid sneak in here and give you a concoction as you slept?"

X: "I don't know. What i want to know is why somebody has decided to use me as their gunny pig. It pisses me off when someone goes behind my back and does something like this without asking first. I've be violated...twice!"

Nathan: "..."

*X gets dressed and Nathan follows suit*

X: "Do we have anyone in our group who could help me with this mystery? I'll need to have this vial analyzed for clues."

Nathan: "Ask Highwind and show him the evidence. That's about all I can say."

*X nods as he and Nathan leave the room for breakfast*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on January 16, 2013, 12:53:53 AM
*Over Breakfast*

X:.....I can't believe that bitch drugged me again!
Me: For now, let it go; we have bigger fish to fry
Kregan: Agreed, we shall deal with her...later, much later.
Sulaco: *nods*
Mobius: *Grins*
Nathan:  :-X *Sweatdrop*
Harrycombs: Anyways, changing the subject, how is this plan supposed to work out, highwind?
Slayer: Yeah, that base is FUCKING HUGE!  :o
Donvermicelli: Quiet, slayer; let Highwind explain his plan.  >:(
Me: While yes, the main Russian base is very huge, and there are a lot of Russian troops there, they are spread all thin around the wide perimeter of the base.
Neobelmont: So basically, we cause several explosions and fires to occur inside the base, causing confusion and mass panic among the Russians.
Me: Right, and that is where Sulaco, kregan and Mobius (group alpha) will take on the bulk of the Russian forces. Meanwhile, Slayer and X (Group beta) will start the fires in the tent camps that ring the entire inside of the base perimeter. Harrycombs and Donvermicelli (Group Gamma) will set the c-4 charges on the various defensive structures in the outer part of the base.  Lastly,Me, Nathan and Neobelmont (Group Delta) will slip into the base while this is all happening, and infiltrate the inner part of the base, where we will make our way to to Russian Field headquarters command post to take out the Russian Commander of the Castlevania invasion force.  Ok, you know about your duties, now let's move out!
*They finish breakfast, pack all their things, and leave the Inn*
Neobelmont: This plan sounds risky.
Me: Don't worry, we have the Russians on the ropes.  Right now, they're on the defensive, trying (Vainly) to maintain their last foothold in Romania.
X: Sounds like victory to me.  8)
Me: It is, X. It is.
*They continue walking.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on January 17, 2013, 07:00:46 PM
*The entire Villa Militia is en route to the Main HQ of the Russian army. Before long they stop at the cliff face which overlooks the entire valley. As Castlevania sits atop it's rocky perch over the lake, the team looks to their left and spies the massive fortress*

Slayer: "Like I said. F@#KINF HUGE!"

Donvermicelli: "No argument there. We had no choice but to take the long way around due to the shire size of this thing..!"

X: Looks almost like the Emperor's pyramid palace from Final Fantasy 6. But that's just the center of the complex. I can see where each of our targets are located from here.

Highwind: "We'll separate here. Each on of our units will enter the base at the different locational coordinates as per the plan.

*As the team breaks into smaller units, both X and slayer make there way to the military encampment just inside the iron walls of the fortress.*

Slayer: *Whisper* "You'd think that after the first time they'd stop using tents."

X: *Whisper* "Some people never learn."

Slayer: "We're doing that again aren't we."

X: "Oh hell yes."

*X digs into his bag and brings out some small glass-like grenades. Each one is filled with an oily fluid and is sealed off with a small screw-on detonator*

Slayer: "Now I know you like to tinker around in the Tower of Science but what are these..??"

X: "A new delivery system. More disposable and less messier then before. All you have to do is press this little yellow button on the top."

*Slayer presses the button and the grenade comes to life*

Slayer: "It's not going to blow up in my hand is it?!"

X: "No. These things register impact. You throw them and whatever object they hit, will be engulfed in flaming oil. Easy."

Salyer: "That sounds good for a small scale assault. But we have to cover the entire perimeter of this monster of a base!"

X: "True which is why we will do it this way; We'll commandeer that jeep over there. I've already filled my bag of holding with numerous amounts of these little bombs. As we drive around the encampment, we just toss these wherever we want. Or we can be real dicks and cast them against the fuel canisters as well, setting off even more explosions.

Slayer: "And they call me slayer..."

*The two men creep into the jeep and hot wire it. As soon as the ignition starts, slayer drives off. Several Russian soldiers see the men drive off. But before they could warn the rest of their troops they find themselves engulfed in Greek fire along with their tents*

X: "Burn 'em! Burn 'em all!!"

*As Slayer drives he tosses several bombs to his left and right. X in the back starts lobbing bombs all over the area from where they came from. Before long the tent-based encampment is a raging inferno*

Slayer: "I love the smell of Greek fire in the mornin'!"

*As the Sun climbs higher in the sky it rises over the smoky remnants of the tent camp. A partially burned soldier climbs out of the flames. X and Slayer are standing over him*

Soldier: *Grits teeth*

X: "All your base are belong to us!"

*The soldier then blacks out from the pain*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on January 18, 2013, 12:13:51 PM
Meanwhile, in the outer part of the Main Russian base..

Final Fantasy VII: Bombing Mission (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiBBHihXbQ4#)

Harrycombs: *Caps several Russians* Hurry up with that hot-wiring, Donvermicelli.
Donvermicelli: Almost done, THERE!
Harrycombs: Ok, now MOVE IT MOVE IT MOVE IT!
*They drive around the outer part of the base, planting C4 on all of the defensive structures, then they drive to a safe distance to detonate it all.*
Harrycombs: Ready?
Donvermicelli: Yes; FIRE IN THE HOLE!
*Donvermicelli activates the detonator.*
*Several large explosions go off as all of the outer defensive structures are blown up.*
Harrycobms: Now it's up to the Demons to destroy the perimeter defenses.

Meanwhile, in front of the perimeter defense wall....

Sulaco: Ok, we need to strike fast and hard, large scale attacks only.
Mobius: Well, then my fire storm will do!
Kregan: And my dark Vortex will be more than sufficient for this task.
Sulaco: Ok, LET'S ROLL OUT!

*They attack the Russians head on.*

Mobius: FIRE STORM!
Kregan: DARK VORTEX!
Sulaco: SEVERE LIGHTNING STORM!

*The Russians are completely caught off guard and are being taken out by the hundreds!*

Russian 1: AHHH!
Russian 2: Mother of god-!
Russian 3: ARGH!

Sulaco: Alright guys, time to plow the road!

*The demons transform and proceed to destroy/devour the entire perimeter counter clockwise.  Before long, there is nothing left of the perimeter defenses.*
Kregan: Our work is done, now it's up to the others to do their tasks.

Meanwhile, just outside the inner part of the Main Russian base....

Neobelmont: It looks formidable.
Nathan: *Recons* They have it ringed with sand pits full of landmines.  What do we do now, Highwind?
Highwind: Leave it to me. *Transforms into wind dragon form, then lifts up all of the mines with a windstorm, then flings them all bombardment style at the inner part of the main Russian base.*
Highwind: There! The way is clear!
Neobelmont: CHARGE!
*All three of them charge into the center of the base and kill/destroy everything that wasn't destroyed by the landmines.*
Highwind: All that's left is that giant pyramid looking building.
Nathan: Looks dangerous.
Neobelmont: No building is too dangerous for us!
Highwind: Agreed, but we should proceed with caution.
*Group Delta has entered the Giant Pyramid building*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on January 19, 2013, 11:44:54 AM
*In a remote part of the burning encampment, both X and slayer are waiting out the intense fires*

Slayer: "The boredom is killing me."

X: "I got an idea. Let's have some fun with this guy."

Slayer: "Oooooo, I'm game!"

*The Russian soldier wakes from his blackout only to discover himself tied into a chair and a gag over his mouth. A single light-source is beaming down onto him from above. He remains silent as he sees both X and Slayer looking at him from across the small table. Slayer leans in and breaks the silence*

Slayer: "Your mother's so fat...she sits on both sides of the family."

X: "Your mother's so fat...she uses the driveway to iron her jeans."

Slayer: "Your mother's so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas."

X: "Your mother's so fat that all her relationships are long-distance."

Slayer: "Your mother's so fat,that when I swerved to miss her, while coming out of the station, I ran out of gas, again."

X: "Your mother's so fat, when she sat down, the Earth started rotating again."

Slayer: "Your mother's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down."

X: "Your mother's so fat, when she gets on the scale it says "To be continued."

Slayer: "You know, I think we're starting to break him."

X: "Let's keep going!"

Slayer: "Your mother's so fat, she's moving the Earth out of its orbit."

X: "Your mother's so fat, she can't wear Dazzey Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs."

Slayer: "Your mother's so fat they call her WIDE 2 K !"

X: "Your mother's so fat that she's only a couple of cream puffs away from collapsing into a singularity."

Slayer: "Your mother's so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall."

X: "Your mother's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side."

Slayer: "your mother's so fat, she wakes up in sections."

*The disgruntled soldier can't help but laugh, cry and piss himself*

X: "We broke him. Not much of a Russian soldier if he can't hold his own."

Slayer: "What can we say? Everyone loves 'Yo mama' jokes!"
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on January 20, 2013, 12:27:23 AM
Meanwhile, back in the pyramid looking structure...

Me: Keep a lookout for the Russian commander.
Nathan: Got it.
Neobelmont: what's that door at the top of that wide staircase?
Me: I dunno, let's check it out.
*They go up the stairs and open the door.*
Russian Commander: *Looks up*  Ah, the vagrants have arrived.  I suppose that you think that victory is at hand?
Me: Yep. CHAIN LIGHTNING!
Nathan: Electric whip!
Neobelmont: *shoots with colt, then slashes with calvery sabre.*
Russian commander: Argh! Not bad!  But this is not my true form.  BEHOLD!
*A flash of light*
*It dims*
Portal to Dark Bravery (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQEOdGMyyG0#)

Abaddon: Surprised, Highwind dragoon?
Me: Not really, I knew I smelled a cricket with locusts.
Abaddon: Remember me, highwind, when I last died, I talked *IN VERY HIGH PITCHED VOICE* JUST LIKE THIS!
*Battle scene*

Highwind: F5 tornado!
Nathan: Thunderbird!
Neobelment: *Tranforms, then kicks up a wind storm.*

Abaddon: Not bad! But, time for my second form!
*Transforms*
Akumajou Densetsu Music (FC VRC6) - Big Battle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzLxo5ggE6I#)

Nathan: Dear god-!
*Abaddon his transformed into a giant locust moth!*
Me: STAY FOCUSED AND DODGE!
*locusts are summoned vertically, then horizontally, then diagonally. During this time, group delta got in their attack*
Neobelmont: *Uses gryphon strikes*
Nathan: Flame sword!
Me: Tempest strike!
*Several rounds of this happen until abaddon collapses on the floor.*
Me: Neo! It's now or never! Use gryphon strike, NOW!
Neobelmont: CRAW! *Uses gryphon strike on abaddon until he dies, yet again*
Abaddon: NO! NOT AGAIN!
Me: Go back to the Abyss!
Abaddon: *laughs* The old one awaits you in the middle of the black sea, young dragoon! GRAHH! *Dissolves into locusts that fly into a portal.*
Me: Set the C-4 and run for it!
Nathan: AHHHHH!!!
*They get out of the pyramid structure and take cover at a safe distance, when....*
*KA-BOOOOOOOOOM!*
*A huge crater is left where the pyramid structure was standing.*
Neobelmont: We have broken the Russians stranglehold on Romania.
Nathan: We did it!  The main Russian base is ours!
Me: Main Russian base is secure!  Now, where are X and slayer?  Oh god..... :rollseyes:
Nathan: What?
Me: Him and slayer tied up a Russian soldier and are telling him "Yo mamma jokes".
*Goes over to Slayer and X.*
Me: *Sighs* Guys, our job is to liberate Castlevania from the Russians, not torturing them.
*To the russian soldier* If I release you, do you promise to go home and not fight against us anymore?
Russian soldier: Da, I don't know how you people managed to get this far!  I just want to see my wife and kids again.
Me: Good. *Unties the soldier*  I'll teleport you home. *Teleports the soldier to his house in Russia.
*To slayer and X* The Main Russian base is secure, now, LET'S DRINK!  :o 8) :P :-X
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on January 20, 2013, 12:04:48 PM
*X tips over his bag of holding and Kegs of Captain Drac's come rolling out*

X: "Enjoy!"
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on January 20, 2013, 03:08:23 PM
Me: Engineer, build a city in the center of this clearing.
Engineer: Got it.
Villa advance base 2: Founded Jan. 20, 2013.

Me: Ok, Time to drink!
Everyone else: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
*They all drink themselves stupid and party into the early morning hours, when they all pass out.*
Everyone: ZZZZZZZZZ
X: Pssh, lightweights. :rollseyes:
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Neobelmont on January 20, 2013, 03:20:06 PM
Fire Emblem Main Themes: (1996) Fire Emblem: Seisen no Keifu (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlgbnEUwW88#)

Hmmm....

there is so muuch to do.

And look  at what time it is .

Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on January 20, 2013, 11:09:27 PM
Me: *Wakes up* ADVENTURE TIME?!!??!!??!
Neobelmont:... No man, just go back to sleep.  :rollseyes:
Me: Oh, ok. *Goes back to sleep*
X: What was that about?
Neobelmont: Who knows?  Probably some reference or something else.
X: Ah, cool, I'm going to go patrol our perimeter now.
*X goes to patrol the parimeter, while Neobelmont continues to do whatever he was doing.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on January 21, 2013, 06:35:29 PM
*X begins his patrol route through the recently captured enemy base*

X: *Whistle*

*An unexpected gust of wind kicks up the dirt around him*

X: "Aaagh..! Can't see a damned thing..!"

*X puts on a pair of goggles*

X: "That's better- What the s**t??"

*X sees a figure in a cloak controlling the storm*

X: "Who're you!?"

?: "Who indeed."

X: "You--!"

*As the storm settles X removes his goggles and sees the cloaked figure throw off her garb*

X: "So what are you besides a barmaid. A Russian spy? Assassin? Some sick scientist?"

*The woman smiles*

?: "I can be many things. However for this meeting, I'll show you what I was...before 'she' killed me!"

X: "!?"

*The dusts kicks up again only this time x can still see clearly. An enormous towering crystal spire encompasses the woman. X can still see her though her form has changed slightly*

X: "Why does that formation look familiar..?"

*After a bright flash of light, the wind dies and all that's left is a tall, slender woman dressed in a dark Victorian-styled outfit*

X: "...Actress..!"

Actress: "Beautiful deduction. Yes, I am the one who was killed by that little wretch of a Fernandez! Though I am surprised that I have come fourth once more.

X: "The only thing liking you to your resurrection would have to be the Necronomicon. I guess this was all a part of the Russian's plans as well."

Actress: "It matter's not. Petty excuses, mind you. They cannot control me with that terrifying tome. I am my own person, even when I serve another authority."

X: "Like Dracula."

Actress: Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! Yes. Like our dear Lord Dracula."

X: "Your lord. Not mine."

Actress: "It matter's not young man. Right now You are my priority. And soon after you've been taken care of, I'll deal with everyone else here in the same manner. You all will be Putin's little science experiments as you all posses qualities unique to you and no-one else. Just think of it; And entire army utilizing supernatural powers and intelligence unmatched by anyone else alive to date! Everyone who's lived in the Villa has been exposed to the magic of Castlevania and as such, has been gifted with wondrous abilities! I'm a little jealous."

X: "Then go cry about it, saddlebags! We're done talking!"

Actress: "What insolence! I will remake you or break you! Choose wisely..."

*Actress vanishes leaving X to his thoughts*

X: "God dammit..! I'm calling this in!"
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on January 21, 2013, 10:35:29 PM
route 111 EXTENDED pokemon RSE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSYP9d5ydq4#)

*Highwind is woken up by his walkie-talkie.*

Me: This is Highwind.
X: Highwind!  This is bad!  The Russians resurrected Actrise with the Necronomicon!
Me: That's not good, but, just remember, X, the final battle will probably be at or around the Russian Port city of Rostov.
X: Ok, but what do we do now?
Me: First things first, we must take out there rather sizable naval base on the Romanian coast, the Russian black sea fleet, and then Cthulhu.

Did you get all of that?
X: Umm, yeah, that plan sounds plausible.
Me: Also, we may have to fight Renon, the estimate's way too close to 30,000 gold for comfort.
X: Mother *expletive* I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN!
Me: Just calm down, and report back here, over and out.
X: Got it, over.
Me: *To myself* Great, just what we needed, more enemies!  Well, time to get everyone ready to move out for the attack!
*Highwind goes to get everyone ready to move out.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on January 22, 2013, 10:32:42 AM
*The Black sea, several hours later. On approach by ship to the Russian naval base*

Nathan: "I heard something about Cthulhu during the briefing."

X: "Cthulhu shouldn't even be here. His home is located under the Atlantic ocean, just off the coast of Boston; New England."

Neobelmont: "New England?"

X: "The New York area to be precise. Cities like Boston, Arkham, Salem, all have deep roots in the Lovecraftian Mythos. But the first man alive to lay the groundwork for all this was the Mad Arab; Abdul Alhazred. He wrote that infernal tome and lost his sanity doing so. I recovered the Russian's copy of the Necronomicon but that didn't stop them from bringing back Actress. They must have done it before we raided their forest camp."

Slayer: But if Cthulhu is way over there-

X: "I don't think 'it' is there anymore. I'll bet the Russians had him relocated...right beneath us. 'Cthulhu stands miles high. Has the body of a man, the skin and wings of a dragon and the head of a fearsome octopus.' -Abdul Alhazred, Necronomicon."

*Everyone looks into the waters of the Black sea*

Highwind: "We're nearing the drop-off point as this is as close as we can get without raising the alarms."

*Everyone suits up and arms their weapons. The ship comes to a slow stop and all units climb out onto an abandoned dock several klicks southweast of their target zone*

Highwind: "Alright everyone. There's no-telling what we're going to run into out here. Actress, Cthulhu, Rennon, the Russian militia, It's all up in the air at this point."

*Highwind hunkers down and lays out a map. Everyone else encircles him as he begins his mission briefing*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on January 22, 2013, 10:38:14 PM
Highwind: Ok, here's how it's going to go down:  A fleet of helicopters have been dispatched from the Villa Advance base in the forest of silence and will be the Calvary force during the attack.  Meanwhile, we will have 8 armor (Tank) units, and 8 Mech. inf. units at our command (from the second villa advance base in the ruins of the main Russian base), to help us breach the Naval base perimeter.  Once the perimeter is breach, Group Alpha (Sulaco, kregan and Mobius) Will go into the base and destroy the Russians radar/communications center.
Group Beta (Slayer and X) Will infiltrate the base living quarters and set fires there as a diversion.  Group Gamma (Harrycombs and Donvermicelli) Will sabotage the dry docks, ship docks, and any ships in the naval yard with C-4 and any other means.  Group Delta (Me, Nathan and Neobelmont), will slip into the Naval base command post/center, kill everyone, set the charges, and get out of there.  The helicopter fleet and the tanks and mechanized Infantry will take care of the mop-up of the Naval base, While we plan our attack on the Russian Black sea naval fleet. Any questions?
Slayer: Yeah, why do we have to always spearhead the attack?
Me: Because we are the strongest units in this Militia, and the best chance for success against the Russians.
Slayer: Ah, ok, no more questions, then.
Me: Ok, now let's move out and link up with the armor and mechanized infantry units that are already in position!
*They depart the abandoned dock to go in-route to the attack position.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Donvermicelli on January 23, 2013, 08:33:03 AM
*slightly after departure*

Harrycombs: Don, what are we doing in this cave again?

Donvermicelli: This cave runs deep under the sea floor and connects many underwater caves, in times long past they were used by smugglers to unload stuff without being seen. As it stands now we are going to use them to "load stuf" without being seen.

Harrycombs: Aaaa... I see now, but if they lead to underwater caves how will we get to the ships? we don't have the equipment to get there.

Donvermicelli: That's what I brought these capsules for, everytime I stepped outside to take a piss these mermen would jump out of the fountain and try to drag me under. So when I got fed up with spending too much time kicking their ass, I decided to trap them in these. I let them out on occasion to let them swim around a bit. It's fun  to see them dragging down werecats. Pisses them off everytime. *laughs*

Harrycombs: I can see how it's enjoyable to see a werecat climbing out of the water all pissed but how's that going to help us? We don't have that much time left before the mechs get there.

Donvermicelli: That's why I am saving us time, here look. *Don presses the switches on three of the capsules and throws them in the water, after a sizzling sound and a blast of smoke three mermen become visible.*

I want you to take this mine and place it under the central destroyer that's just outside the naval yard, then I want you to place the remaining c4 charges you find in this bag on any subs that you find submerged.

*without a hint of hesitation the mermen dive off*

Don't worry, I coated the c4 with a waterproof layer even with this amount of pressure they will still go off when I press the button. As for that mine, it's location is perfect. I can't believe these Russians are so stupid, completly unware of what they are sitting on! * a glow appears in his eyes as a grin is slowly formed *

Harrycombs: I don't think I even want to know anymore... Don I swear, where are you pulling these tricks from?

Donvermicelli: Hehe.. a good player never shows his cards before he needs them, I like to keep an ace or two up my sleeve for when I need them. As for the rest, you will see later, when we get to the next clearing though there's a chance for a signal, mind telling the mechs not to get too close to the shore?

*Harrycombs nods and both men walk off down the tunnel path*

......

Meanwhile at the naval base command center, somewhere in the airducts...

Nathan: Highwind, are you sure this is going to work?

Highwind: No problem, the defenses for the command center were surprisingly good. Even though
we did get into these airducts there is still no safe point of entry without the risk of being detected.
just wait and see, Neobelmont will do his job perfectly.

* knock, knock!*

RussianGuard1: what the... I bet one of those suppliers forgot to take their door key, AGAIN.
Seriously, why do we have to watch them every time they go and take a sh**?

RussianGuard2: Relax, I'll go get it.

* the guard opens the door and sees before him a man with a black beard dressed in a long black robe, the hood over his head makes it hard to discern his face *

RussianGuard2: Who are you? What do you want? this is a restricted area, if you want to get in you will need proper ID and clearance.

Robed man: but I do, I have clearance of the highest order, for I have come to bring you the light!

RussianGuard2: Oh god... how do they find us here?

RussianGuard1: What is it?

RussianGuard2: Come here you won't believe this, a Jehova's withness that's here to bring us the light.

*the guards both chuckle, both are now at the door*

RussianGuard2: Look friend, I commend you on your preseverence but we really aren't interested.

Robedman: Oh but I think you are, here look at this cross. It shall bring forth the light of salvation!

RussianGuard2: I really don't think th.....

Robedman: HOLY-CROSS!!!!!

*a bright light blinds both guards and stuns them, at the same time Highwind and Nathan drop down from the grating above and slice both their throats. both guards are quietly laid to rest on the floor and the Robed man takes off his hood*

Neobelmont: well then wen't better than expected. To be honest I didn't really think they would fall for it. Guess that just proves how stupid these guys are. I told them that the light would bring salvation, I just didn't say who would be saved from whom.

Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on January 23, 2013, 10:30:52 AM
*Group Beta (X and Slayer) are making their way into the living quarters when they hear a silent but clear noise*

Slayer: "Knew it."

X: "Holy Crossed."

*After reaching the target area, X brings out his bag of holding*

Slayer: "This may sound stupid but doesn't that bag ever run out of items?"

X: "That's a reasonable question actually. The truth is I don't know. I just put this bag together using a pocket space portal and sewn it together with a type of thread I found called Etheria."

Slayer: "You put a doorway to another dimension into a bag??"

X: "Well i was just tinkering at the time and was not thinking logically. But then again that's how most of the greatest inventions came about. Ah! Here we go..."

*X brings out two grenade launchers with belt-fed incendiary grenade backpack. The two get loaded up and prep for the onslaught*

Slayer: "Do you wonder why we're the ones who're always doing the pyro stuff?"

X: "Ask Highwind when we get back from this."

*Cla-chak!*

*After loading their payload, the two burst into the wide open rooms that are filled with flammable materials.*

X: "Burn baby, burn!!"

*thoomp-thoomp-thoomp-*

*lobbing grenades left and right the whole room is soon set ablaze. soon the fire klaxons sound off and the extinguishers try to fight the fires*

Slayer: "Those won't work will they..?"

X: "No. Remember...*Cla-chack!* Greek fire."
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Donvermicelli on January 23, 2013, 11:43:51 AM
Nathan: what's that sound?

Highwind: sounds like fire klaxons. We'd better hurry, the party already started.

Neobelmont: well there goes the element of suprise, suits me better anyways.

Highwind: That doesn't have to be the case. They are probably more on guard now but they still don't know we've infiltrated here. Let's proceed with caution.

*meanwhile at the underground passage*

Harrycombs: I've sent out the message, I still don't really know what you are thinking though.

Donvermicelli: You will see soon enough, I don't want to spoil the surprise.

*they arrive at a crossroads in the tunnel*

Donvermicelli: Now let me see wich way to the docks again?

Harrycombs: Want to toss a coin?

Donvermicelli: Sure

*Harrycombs reaches into his pocket and takes out a coind and flips it*

Harrycombs: Heads means we go left

*he lifts his hand from the coin and the heads side is shown*

Harrycombs: Ok come on, off to the docks we go.

*a short while later they arrive at a dead end*

Donvermicelli: OK so I don't remember this being there, they must have sealed it off when they expanded the base.

Harrycombs: So what now? I don't think we have time to turn around the other way.

Donvermicelli: Do you still have that dark crystal you stole from death a while back?

Harrycombs: Yeah, why?

Donvermicelli: I might have an idea.

*Don reaches for his belt and grabs his katana, then he opens his bag and takes out his camera*

Harrycombs: Why the hell do you carry a camera around?

Donvermicelli: Hey I like taking snapshots for memorable moments! It's awesome to look back on them.

Harrycombs: I hardly think this is the time for it..

Donvermicelli: Yeah I know... I need the lens though.

*he takes off the lens and jams the crystal into it, then he attaches the camera's battery and combines it with the katana.*

Donvermicelli: That should do the trick.

*klick*...*klick*

Donvermicelli: Come on...

*klick...*shoom* * the katana is engulfed by a purpelish glow that illuminates the cave around them.*

Harrycombs: Did...did you just make an F**** lightsaber?!?!

Donvermicelli: Seems like it, wasn't sure it would work though but this looks kinda cool, now let's see if it cuts as well.

*Don thrusts the sword into the wall and starts moving it in a rectangular motion*

Harrycombs: Now just a strong kick, *the wall crumbles down*

Donvermicelli: Just like in the movies, now where is the fuel station?

Harrycombs: To the right I think.

*They jet off to the fuel station*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on January 23, 2013, 11:52:31 AM
Meanwhile, back with group Alpha....

Kregan: So this is the Russians radar/communications center.
Sulaco: Yep, now we have to find a way in.
Mobius: I'm on it!
*Shoots guards guarding the entrance.*
Mobius: That was easy.
*They enter the building.*
Comm. center worker: Hey! You're not sup-ARGH!
Sulaco: Shut up.  >:(
*Kregan and mobius get to work killing all of the Russians in the building, while sulaco sets the C-4 charges all over the building.*
Sulaco: Our work here is done! Now let's get out of here!
*They exit the building and get to a safe distance before activating the C-4.
*KA-BOOM*
Sulaco: The Russians radar/communications center is destroyed!  They can no longer call for reinforcements!
Mobius: Everything going to plan...

Meanwhile, back with Group Delta......
*The fire klaxons are blaring loudly*
Nathan: That was pretty awesome entrance, Neo.
Neobelmont: Eh, I've done better. *kills Russian guard in the way.*
Me: Well, we're in and headed straight for the central command post of the naval base. GOD DAMN THOSE ALARMS ARE LOUD!  >:(
*They continue on their way.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Donvermicelli on January 23, 2013, 12:10:30 PM
* both men come to a sudden stop *

Harrycombs: You hear that? that's the second blast, we really need to hurry up and get out of here, things are going to get heavy.

Donvermicelli: True, we should be close now.

* the run along and reach the fuel station's main pump controls *

Donvermicelli: I'll hack the control panel, you place c4 charges on the pipes.

*Harrycombs opens the bag of c4 and continues to place charges all over the pipes.*

Harrycombs: Damn charges don't seem to come to an end, how many did we bring anyways?

Don: about 400

HCombs: What?!?!? weren't you supposed to at least give half to those mermen you sent to sabotage the ships?

Don: That's ok, the mine I give them should be more than sufficient, when the fuel pipes are pumping at maximum capacity when they blow it should cause a massive oil spillage throughout the entire coast.

HCombs: OK charges are set!

Don: then let's get out of here the pumps are working.

*both make a run for the entryway they so skillfully created, a short while later they arrive at the tunnel's end at a cliff overlooking the base.*

HCombs: Damn, there's alarms going off all over the base. Stuff will get serious soon.

Don: we just need to wait a bit longer.

*Don reaches for his radio and activates it*

Don: Highwind, you there? I'm done on my end. Just give me the word and their fleet is history. Try to stay clear of the coast as much as possible though, I might have overdone it a little.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on January 23, 2013, 01:01:43 PM
*Meanwhile, back with Group Beta (X and Slayer)*

Slayer: We've set everything on fire in the living quarters!
X: Then let's get out of here!
*Group Beta evacuates and gets to a safe distance, when the living quarters explodes with a huge fireball*
Slayer: Cool!
X: Our job is done, now it's up to groups Gamma and Delta to do their jobs.

*meanwhile, back with group Alpha*
Kregan: *Gets off radio* Group beta has destroyed the naval base living quarters with greek fire.
Mobius: Awesome. 8)
Sulaco: Then it's up to Don and highwind's groups to do their jobs.

*Meanwhile, back with group Delta*

Nathan: We've killed everyone here, building is clear.
Neobelmont: All the charges have been set.  8)
Highwind: Then let's get out of here!
*They evacuate, get to a safe distance, then activate the C-4*
KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM!
Highwind: Naval base command post/center has been destroyed.
Nathan: Now call don and tell him to blow the Docks and the fleet in the Naval yard!
Neobelmont: Yeah, they're aiming their guns right at us!
Highwind: *on his radio* Donvermicelli!  It's now or never! ACTIVATE THE CHARGES, NOW!
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Neobelmont on January 23, 2013, 08:35:23 PM

 I've been shot ahh... my sword arm... 
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on January 23, 2013, 08:57:34 PM
*Slayer gets a message off his head set*

Slayer: "Damn!"

X: "Come again?"

Slayer: "Neobelmont's been compromised..!"

X: "Not dead I hope!"

Slayer: "No thankfully. But he did take a bullet-"

Actress: "That's far enough boys."

Slayer: "Crap, crap, crap, we don't have time for this..!!"

Actress: "I told you I'd see you again."

X: "Seriously! What's your fixation with me!"

Actress: "None. But then again you were in possession of the very Necronomicon that resurrected me."

Slayer: "And that means 'what' to us!?"

*Actress gives both men a hard gaze*

X: "..."

Actress: "The Old, Deep One is restless now. The dreaded tome calls for him as it did me. Those whom have touched that book will have the distinct honor of welcoming the Old Ones back to this earthly realm, Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!!"

*Actress vanishes*

X: "Those whom have touched the Necronomicon..."

Slayer: "Is she talking about a sacrifice?"

X: "Yes she is..! All those who had contact with that very tome will be fed to that monster! And I think Highwind's also on the menu!"

*Both men clear their immediate area before it is engulfed by fire. AS soon as they were clear of the heat X calls in*

X: Highwind do you read!?"

Slayer: "I'll fine-tune the comm for interference..!"

X: "We've got a very serious situation! It's about Actress, the Necronomicon and all those whom have touched it! Do you read me, over!?"
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on January 23, 2013, 09:31:27 PM
Me: I hear you loud and clear.
X: Then what should we do?
Me: Several hours after Don blows up the naval yard and the docked ships, we all go out and destroy the Russian fleet in the center of the Black sea.
X: Then what?
Me: Then me and Sulaco must confront Cthulhu, and banish him from this plane of existence.
X: Highwind, NO! THAT'S WAY TOO DANGEROUS!  I ORDER YOU AND SULACO TO STAND DOWN!
Me: Sorry, man, but there's no other way.  Now, I have to heal Neobelmont's arm.
*To Neo* Hold still, It won't hurt in a second.
*Removes the bullet, then uses regeneration*
Neobelmont: AHHH!!! ahhhhh...Arm feels much better now.
Me: We need to move. Now.
Nathan: Why?
Me: JUST DO IT!
*All three of them clear their immediate area before it is engulfed by fire.*
Neobelmont: That was too close for comfort.
Nathan: Tell me about it.

Meanwhile, back with group Alpha....

Kregan: Master, we need to move, NOW.
Mobius: Hey, who turned on the heat?
Sulaco: EVERYONE, TELEPORT, NOW!
*All three of them teleport out of their immediate area before it is engulfed by fire.*
Kregan: A sacrificial fire, no doubt tied to the Necronomicon.
Sulaco: This is starting to worry even me.
Mobius: Oh great, whoever is doing this is WAY over even our heads!  :o

Meanwhile, back with Group Gamma...

Harrycombs: Don, are you BBQing up on this cliff?  I smell burning.
Donvermicelli: THAT'S NOT A BBQ, THAT'S THE START OF A SACRIFICIAL FIRE, GET OUT NOW!
*Both men clear their immediate area before it is engulfed by fire.*
Harrycombs: What is going on, Don?!?!?! :o
Donvermicelli: I dunno, harrycombs, but I think this involves a certain someone from the "apocalypse" Incidents of the mid-19th century that took place at the very location of Castlevania's current location.
Harrycombs: Hmm, I wonder who it could be... ???
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Neobelmont on January 23, 2013, 09:45:40 PM
Even if my arm feels better it is way to numb to actually use my saber for right now it's just my colt for right now.

So no close combat for right now for my left arm I can barely move it.

So are we going on a ship or plane to get where we need to?
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on January 23, 2013, 10:12:59 PM
Me: No, we're taking cover and waiting for Don to activate the charges.
Neobelmont: Ah, ok then.
Nathan: BTW, what's taking him so long?
Me: *On the radio* DON!  BLOW THE CHARGES NOW!  >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Donvermicelli on January 24, 2013, 04:23:37 AM
HCombs: Don we need to blow those charges NOW!

Don: I know but I was waiting for the perfect timing, see the waves need to be in sync with the blast.

*just as he finishes speaking Don notices the tide turning on the shoreline and with that que he presses his detonator*

Don: Don't look away, you will love this show.

HCombs: I would but I don't hear or SEE the blast, that had better not be a faulty detonator.

*Before he can finish his sentance the central destroyer seems to rise out of the water into the air, or rather the water seems to go straight up pushing the ship higher and higher*

Don: Here it comes, my sakuradite mine, combined with the oil spillage will do all the damage we need.

*The water, still rising, is now rising above the naval base and just when it seems to stop a flash of blinding white light emanates from under the ship and a large explosion blasts it to a thousand pieces. The water, covered with oil is catching fire and is causing a chain reaction that's working it's way down until it reaches the normal water surface and all seems quiet for a second*

Don: wait for it....

HCombs: This had better work Don.

*A large tremor can be felt throught the entire area and right after a giant whirlpool begins sucking the remainder of the ships down*

Don: Stationing a fleet above an underground air pocket, how stupid can they be?

HCombs: neat trick.

Don: that's not all the air pocket stretches all the way back to deep sea, I was expecting a tidal wave to wash the remnants of the ships ashore but I guess I miscalculated.

HCombs: No look over there!

*What seemed as a regular wave is now quickly gaining size while picking up speed and not soon after the tidal wave crashes into the naval base destroying whatever was left standing with the exception of the troops that mobilized to intercept the other teams*

*the radio beeps*

Highwind: Don what the f**k!?!?!

Don: What don't yell at me, you wanted it cleared it's cleared. I told you guys to get to a safe distance before hand didn't I?

Highwind: Whatever, it did the trick. I'm calling the rest of the troops to move in for the cleanup, unless you want to tell me there's more coming?

Don: Not as far as I know, then again my estimates were a little off

HCombs: Eh.. Don, I think we forgot something.

*A click and the transmission is broken*

Don: What is it?

*HCombs is tapping Don's shoulder and pointing behind him, when Don turns his head around to look his eyes widen*

Don: Son of a.... This can't be!
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on January 24, 2013, 09:36:23 AM
Highwind: *On radio* Alright! All armor and Mech. Inf. units, it's time for cleanup.*
*Helicopter fleet has arrived.*
Helicopter fleet, assist the cleanup with air support.
*All of the units mop up the rest of the Russian forces.
me: The Russian naval base has fallen!
Nathan: Highwind, someone cut off Don's transmission.
Me: Huh, that's not good.  I should go check on him.  You keep an eye on Neo, ok?
Nathan: Got it.
*Highwind teleports up to the cliff*

Meanwhile, back with group Alpha...

Kregan: I sense something wrong here.
Mobius: I'm catching the scent of a pretentious Victorian bitch.
Sulaco: Only 1 witch smells like that....ACTRISE!
Kregan: Sulaco, I sense her presence on the cliff where Harrycombs and Donvermicelli are.
Sulaco: I'll Check to see if he's ok....
*Teleports*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on January 24, 2013, 10:41:44 AM
Slayer: Why'd you order Highwind to sand down?"

X: "Good question. I'm not his superior officer and I don't believe I even have a high enough rank to be giving orders, period. Slip of the tongue I'd surmise."

Slayer: "I'm smelling something else burning... And it's not the naval base!"

*X brings out his binocs and scans the coastlines*

X: "I don't see anything- wait..."

*Zooming in, he can see what looks like a sacrificial mound. The mound itself is riddled with illegible hieroglyphs*

X: "Auuuugh...Dammit!"

Slayer: "We need to meet up with the others..!"

X: "Yeah and they're on their way to my least-favorite gathering."

Actress: "Soon to be your last."

*X turns around fast but is knocked unconscious. Slayer also receives a jolt to his head*

Actress: "Soon. Very soon."

*actress carries the two men up to the sacrificial alter. But she soon stops in her tracks as a figure teleports nearby*

Actress: "You're just in time for the gathering of sacrifices...Highwind, Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!!"
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on January 24, 2013, 11:43:02 AM
Highwind: Not Really.  CHAIN LIGHTNING!
*The Sacrificial alter is destroyed*
Actrise: Why, you insolent cur! HAVE AT YOU!
*Just then, Sulaco, Kregan and Mobius teleport in*
Me: Kregan! Mobius! Get X and slayer out of here! Me, Don, harrycombs and sulaco will deal with the witch.
Kregan: Understood.
Mobius: *sighs* why do we have to be the med. evacs. this time.
*Kregan and Mobius teleport themselves with X and slayer to a safe distance away.*
Don: I thought YOU were dead, WENCH!  >:(
Actrise: Oh, I was, Donvermicelli, but a necromancer brought me back into this world.
Harrycombs: Then We shall send you back!
Actrise: Oh, I think not.
Sulaco: On the contrary, oh yes we will.
*Battle scene*

Final Fantasy II OST : 23 - Last Battle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZwYb5MP5Kc#)

*just then, the helicopters show up and blast her with their Vulcan cannons* ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M61_Vulcan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M61_Vulcan) )

*The mechanized infantry show up and unload their weapons on her as well.*
Actrise: ARGH! YOU WIN THIS ROUND, BUT I'LL BE BACK!
*She disappears*
Me: Ok, helicopters, Blow up this sacrificial mound with some hellfire missiles.
*All 4 of them clear the immediate area before the mound is blown off the face of the earth by the missile barrage.*
Sulaco: That was too close for comfort.
Me: I'll say!  Now what?  :o
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on January 25, 2013, 11:02:46 AM
*Both x and Slayer manage to sit up without overdoing it*

X: "Oww-! Ugh... That woman is a pain in the- Urk-!.. Ass..!"

Slayer: "Mmmm... She hit us harder then we thought.

Highwind: "You two okay?"

X: "Just peachy..."

Slayer: "Where's you-know-who?"

Highwind: "Chased her off with a vulcan cannon-

X: "Hah-ha-ha-ha-Oww--!! Shame I wasn't awake to see that..."

Slayer: Why does your head hurt so much? You only got knocked out."

*X reaches behind his head with his hand. Bringing back his hand he sees blood*

X: "You said she got away?"

Highwind: "So she didn't have to kill any of us-"

Slayer: "She just needed your blood..!"

X: "Highwind are you bleeding anywhere!?"

*highwind looks himself over*

Highwind: "Negatory."

X: "I think she still plans to go through with it. There are other ways of summoning a Deep One. Like self-sacrifice. But she would need our components. She took some of my blood, but she could have taken other things from you Highwind. Like a hair sample or something linking yourself to you."

*A deep rumbling sound shakes the earth around them. Nearby on another embankment, an injured naked woman paints herself in the blood she's collected. Her unholy words begin to stir up the water of the Black Sea*

Actress: "Arise for the black waters o' bringer of chaos! I summon thee in thy name of Actress; Cthaeghya, Cthuga, Gloon, Groth-Golka, Hastur, Istasha, Ngirrth’lu, Atlach-Nacha, Nyaghogghua, S'tya-Yg'Nalle, Xinlurgash. Arise Cthulhu!!"

*Actress slits her wrists and lets her blood drip into the sea. X Peers through his binocs*

X: "Oh this is NOT good!"

Highwind: "Regroup! Everyone regroup!!"

*Actress lets the blood from her body continue to pollute the sea*

NGS2 OST - 26 Harbinger HD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D1OGcrQi7E#ws)

Actress: "Yes! The Madness, The chaos!! Cthulhu!!! Feast on my body, I'll make you strong once more!!"






Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on January 25, 2013, 11:51:44 AM
Highwind: Brb, me and Sulaco need to sink the rest of the black sea fleet.
X: What about us?
Highwind: Get as far away from the coast as you can.
Ready, Sulaco?
Sulaco: Ready.
Highwind: Then let's go!
*The both of them fly out to the middle of the black sea.*

Space Mountain: Adventures in the Magic Kingdom Music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsxDph5Sjj0#)

Highwind: Drop the sonic bombs on the cruisers!
Sulaco: Got it.
*They do several bombing runs, and take out most of the ships.*
Sulaco: Only one target left....OH SHIT!
*Dodges a V5 rocket*
Highwind: Sulaco, that came from that gigantic dreadnought!

Mega Man 6 OST, T21: Last Boss (Wily Machine VI / Capsule III) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTOLgOZQO30#)

Sulaco: Bat the missiles right back at it!
*Several rounds of this happen*
Highwind: Time to finish it off!
*Chucks a sonic bomb at it.*
DIRECT HIT
*The dreadnought splits in half, sinking to the bottom of the Black sea.
Me: The Russian black sea fleet is destroyed!  Oh shit, Cthulhu is starting to surface.
*The surface of the Black sea of bubbling fiercely.*
Sulaco: This is bad!
Highwind: Let's regroup with the others.
*They fly back to regroup with the others.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Neobelmont on January 25, 2013, 03:47:24 PM
Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth soundtrack - COD1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utFBNV25YUw#)

Neo:Hmmm what is this bad ominous  feeling I am getting....

rumble!!!!
Crash!!!!

Neo:What the an earthquake!
.....!

Neo:It's starting to thunder and rain way to heavy almost unnaturally Sound of rain, thunder, lightning storm no music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgIKVWGLUUo#ws)

(looks miles and miles away with super vision at the sea)

Neo:What is that?.... WHAT IS THAT I have never seen a creature so abnormally huge!!!


Nathan: I think that bullet messed up more than your arm and the shock affected your brain.

Neo: Fool!!! there is something out there and it's looking for something!!!

Neo: I think It's coming towards us!!! With the way we are now and the fact that this....thing is coming before anyone else can there is no chance we'll live !

Nathan: Hey calm down your going insane!

Neo: No!!! I can't do anything about this without my sword all what I have is a peashooter and all what we have are the weapons on our back and against this thing it's nothing!!!

Meanwhile something is going towards their direction.





 



Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth soundtrack - COD2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnuEHVgzsaY#)
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on January 25, 2013, 05:46:47 PM
*Standing miles high and filling the surround area with fear never-before felt, the large abomination known as Cthulhu begins it's trek out of the Black sea*

Actress: "Come to me!! Lap my body with your tentacles!! I hold those whom must be sacrificed to you on my body! Taste them, search for them and eat them alive! Swallow them whole so that they may know the terror of your bowls!!"

*The giant monstrosity reaches out over the sea towards Actress and with one mammoth hand, grabs her naked form*

Actress: "That's right. Come to me!!"

*Cthulhu's facial tentacles reach out and slather themselves all over Actress. Then it opens up its colossal Maw and takes the Mad witch into it. The last words of Actress can be heard all over the Black sea area*

Actress: "YES!!!"

*The creature then turns it's attention towards the Naval base. It uses it's tentacles to sniff out the air for it's next meal; The sacrificed. It then let's out a roar of eternal hunger*

Cthulhu: Spinosaurus Roar (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40C7RrAg5go#)
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on January 25, 2013, 09:53:54 PM
Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow: Piercing Battle Fury Extended (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf5Awf1Ah4k#)

Sulaco: Something good needs to happen fast, dragoon!
Highwind: I've got it!  Transfer your electricity into the spear!
Sulaco: Worth a shot.
*Sulaco and Highwind transfer all of their electricity into the spear.*
Highwind: Now to aim it, got it!
*Throws the spear at the back of Cthulhu's neck*
Cthulhu: ROOOAAAR!
*IT SWATS THE SPEAR, DRIVING IT INTO IT'S SPINE.*
CTHULHU: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRR
* Cthulhu falls backwards back into the black sea.*
*Highwind and sulaco land back with the others*
Neobelmont: Guys, what the FUCK ARE YOU DOING!??! THAT'S CTHULHU!  WE STAND NO CHANCE AGAINST IT!
Highwind: Oh really? *Flips a switch on a remote and presses the button on it.*
Cthulhu: WWWWWRRRRRRRRROAOOOOOOOOOARRARR!
*Cthulhu is being electrocuted in the black sea!*
*Chaos army teleports in*
Chaos guardian general: GUARDIANS, ATTACK!
*All 100 chaos guardians and 300 chaos tanks close the distance and open fire/ close in to attack the monstrosity.*
Highwind: It's working!  Helicopter fleet, move in and attack with your Vulcan cannons and hellfire missiles, NOW!
*A huge torrent of gunfire and missiles hit Cthulhu.*
Cthulhu: wroooooarrrr.....
X: It's working!  Cthulhu is severely weakened!
Highwind: Time to get my spear back and finish this, Sulaco.
Sulaco: I'm waiting on you.
*Highwind flips another switch and the spear flies out of Cthulhu, causing more damage to the abomination.*
Cthulhu: wrrrooo..a..rr..rr..rr.......
Highwind: Sulaco, LET'S finish it off!
Sulaco/Highwind: THUNDER STRIKE!
*They hit Cthulhu at the same time*
Cthulhu: WROOOOAARRRRR-! *Cthulhu's body is blown apart from the blow.*
*His remains flow through a dark portal that just opened up*
Slayer: Did....we....win?  :o
Harrycombs: Is it....dead?
X: No, all we did was set it back 10,000 years.  We just saved all of civilization just now.
Nathan: We did it!  Cthulhu is gone!  The course to the Russian naval port of Rostov-on-Don is clear!
EVERYONE ELSE: YEAH!!!!!!
Don: Hey highwind and Sulaco, you guys all right?
Sulaco:......I..don't feel so right........ *Thump!*
Highwind:.......I no feel so good........ *Thump!
*Highwind and Sulaco pass out.*
X: ....................................... ..Anyone got a pair of lightning rods on them?  Might come in handy RIGHT NOW.  :o
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on January 28, 2013, 10:22:24 AM
*An hour later at the former Russian base in the forest of silence*

Sulaco: "Umm... huh..?"

Highwind: "Oooohh... My head..."

*X comes in with some trays of food*

X: "Back from the dead? I know everyone else is."

Highwind: "We're back at home base."

X: "Medevaced actually. We couldn't do anything for you out there so we high-tailed it here. Once you guys have fully recovered which, knowing you two should be very, very soon. then we can proceed onto the next phase of the operation."

Sulaco: "Count on it."

X: "At least both Actress and Cthulhu are gone so that another problem resolved."

Highwind: "There's still Renon."

X: "If he want's our souls so badly then he'll have no choice but to come and collect. And after what you two did to the greatest of the Old, Deep Ones I don't think he has any real interest. At least not for now anyways. So I'll let you guy get some rest and we'll see you later."

*X leave the room and several hot, curvy nurses in tight uniforms enter*

Nurse 1: "Are you two "up" for a sponge bath?

Highwind/Sulaco: *Nod-nod-nod*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: FireSeraphim on January 28, 2013, 11:09:18 AM
(I hope I'm not doing this wrong, here goes nothing)

One Moment Celticus Arenius, A Roman Mercenary and Demon Hunter could have sworn he was fighting a powerful necromancer high up in the Alps before somehow falling into a pool of freezing cold water which then proceed to freeze over. He was puzzled by his current surrounding, considering that he was in a room with miles and miles of alchemy equipment, being patrolled by various undead and what looked like knights in body covering armour (He's in the Alchemy labs in Dracula's Castle right now). Celticus Arenius was relieved to find that he was still wearing his armour and still had his trusty Gladius, sharp and ready to cleave at any foul and unwholesome monster that would come his direction. He decided to look around the place and see if he could not find a way out before the necromancer or what ever dwells here found him.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Neobelmont on January 28, 2013, 12:55:46 PM
*An hour later at the former Russian base in the forest of silence*

Sulaco: "Umm... huh..?"

Highwind: "Oooohh... My head..."

*X comes in with some trays of food*

X: "Back from the dead? I know everyone else is."

Highwind: "We're back at home base."

X: "Medevaced actually. We couldn't do anything for you out there so we high-tailed it here. Once you guys have fully recovered which, knowing you two should be very, very soon. then we can proceed onto the next phase of the operation."

Sulaco: "Count on it."

X: "At least both Actress and Cthulhu are gone so that another problem resolved."

Highwind: "There's still Renon."

X: "If he want's our souls so badly then he'll have no choice but to come and collect. And after what you two did to the greatest of the Old, Deep Ones I don't think he has any real interest. At least not for now anyways. So I'll let you guy get some rest and we'll see you later."

*X leave the room and several hot, curvy nurses in tight uniforms enter*

Nurse 1: "Are you two "up" for a sponge bath?

Highwind/Sulaco: *Nod-nod-nod*

meanwhile pondering...

......
What weakness. I got shot when I should have seen it coming, I went insane by looking at a monster and to make it worst I looked with my super sight. I am no true swordsman.... I wondered around this world to get better but... gahh! my head.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on January 28, 2013, 01:43:11 PM
Me: Don't worry about it, anyone could go insane looking at that thing.
X: Yeah, you're still good, Neo.
Neobelmont: Ok, thanks guys.  8)
Me: Now that we're all better, it's time to go back to the naval base, which is now in our hands.
*Highwind and the demons teleport everyone to the Villa naval base.*
Me: We're here!
Nathan: Wow, that was fast!
Harrycombs: I'll say!  They rebuilt everything, and we have a fleet escort of several battleships, destroyers, AEGIS cruisers, and submarines.
Me: Ok, everyone's got everything, so let's get on this transport!
*They all board the Transport and depart for Rostov-on-Don.*

(I hope I'm not doing this wrong, here goes nothing)

One Moment Celticus Arenius, A Roman Mercenary and Demon Hunter could have sworn he was fighting a powerful necromancer high up in the Alps before somehow falling into a pool of freezing cold water which then proceed to freeze over. He was puzzled by his current surrounding, considering that he was in a room with miles and miles of alchemy equipment, being patrolled by various undead and what looked like knights in body covering armour (He's in the Alchemy labs in Dracula's Castle right now). Celticus Arenius was relieved to find that he was still wearing his armour and still had his trusty Gladius, sharp and ready to cleave at any foul and unwholesome monster that would come his direction. He decided to look around the place and see if he could not find a way out before the necromancer or what ever dwells here found him.

I think you're in the SOTN castle, but who knows?  There might be a hidden Alchemy lab in the Tower of science.  I mean, they now have teleportation pads in there now.  :o
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: FireSeraphim on January 29, 2013, 08:03:32 AM
Celticus Arenius soon found a door made of solid metal in the alchemy labs, as he opened it he found himself in a rather peculiar room of the likes he has never seen before. the very walls were made of sheets of metal bolted together. There was all sorts of machinery working in this room, some dropping iron crates into a deep abyss, some shooting off lighting for no discernible reason and some of the floors seem to move on their own (he's now in the Tower of Science). as he was reconsidering whether or not to enter this room, the door shut behind him and the floor stated moving, moving him towards the abyss. He didn't lose his wits as he noticed a stairwell to his right, just across a hole separating him from the stairwell. He jumped across and made it to the stairwell, the only thought in his mind at the moment was "by Jupiter, that was a close one." The stairwell soon lead to a room that seem to have several things in it that looked like portals. (He's now in the teleporter room in the Tower of Science). Celticus Arenius knew not where any of these would take him, so he jumped into a random portal...
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on January 29, 2013, 09:14:37 PM
*In the middle of the black sea...*

X: How far are we, Highwind?
Me: We are now in the middle of the black sea.
Neobelmont: Man, this ride is boring me.
Slayer: Just do what I'm doing and play fruit Ninja on your tablet.
Neobelmont: Ok, fine.
Nathan: So, what's the plan once we get there, highwind?
me: Part 1 of the plan is to destroy Rostov-on-Don's Port facilities and naval yard, The city is considered to be the gateway into the Caucasus region.  Part 2 of the plan is the destruction of the Volga-Don Canal, This will prevent the Russians from moving their Caspian sea fleet to the sea of Azov.
Harrycombs: So I assume groups will be necessary?
Me: Nope!  This time, we attack as one.
Donvermicelli: A bit of a departure from previous missions, though. :-\
Kregan: Donvermicelli, we're going to be in Russian territory this time.
Sulaco: Yeah, they're going to be expecting us.
Mobius: Which is why we need to concentrate all of our firepower on one target at a time.
Me: Yeah, that's pretty much what needs to be done when we reach the landing point.  Our Naval Fleet will take care of any ships in the sea of Azov and Rostov-on-Don, so be ready when we get there.
*Everyone preps their equipment and waits as the Villa naval fleet sails through the black sea.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: FireSeraphim on January 29, 2013, 09:36:30 PM
Celticus Arenius step out of the very portal he entered, only to find that he is on a ship of the likes he has never seen before and somewhat surrounded by strange faces with even stranger clothing.... (Celticus Arenius is now on the same ship as Highwind and friends. infact he's even right in front of them, please note that Celticus is my Roman Mecenary/Demon Hunter character from the year 131 B.C) Celticus despite his bewildering surrounding remember his manners and thus decides to greet the strangers with the following phrase: "Omnibus salutem dicit Celticus Arenius"
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on January 30, 2013, 11:15:04 PM
Celticus: Operor vos agnosco mihi?
Me: Does anyone here speak fluent latin?
Donvermicelli: I do, and what he said was, "Do you understand me?"
Me: Oh, ok.
Celticus: Quis est destination illae vas?
Don: What is the destination of this vessel?
Me: Tell him Rostov-on-Don.
Don: *To Celticus* Is transport est caput capitis pro Rostov - on - Don a major domus Russian prodigium urbs.
Celticus: Rostov-on-Don? Russian? Qualis of terra est is quod quis problems operor vos have per is?
Don: He says, "Rostov-on-Don?  Russian?  What kind of country is this and what problems do you have with it?"
Me: Tell him, "It's a very long story."
Don: It's a valde porro fabula.
Celticus: Tunc dico mihi is.
Don: He said, "Then tell me it."
Me: Ok, We'll tell him everything up to this point.
*Highwind tells Celticus the group's story, and Donvermicelli translates it into latin*
Intercom: Attention, Villa militia, we are entering the sea of Azov, Russian naval presence detected!
Me: The battleships, destroyers, AEGIS Cruisers, and submarines will take care of them. 8)
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Neobelmont on January 30, 2013, 11:57:14 PM
Super Castlevania IV OST: Secret Room (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIn-PXpfSg4#)

Uhhh hey how's it going

Celticus: speaks latin

???

this is going to be a bit of a problem.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on January 31, 2013, 10:23:41 AM
X: "I heard we have a ancient Latin speaker aboard."

Neobelmont: "You heard right."

X: "Any of you thought of giving this Celticus a universal translator?"

Highwind: "We've got someone here who can speak it well."

X: "That's all find and good but what about the rest of us? We can't make conversation via a dead language. And since we're heading to our next battle we've got to be able to communicate with him on the fly. Here..."

*X reaches into his bag of holding and brings out a small circular device*

Celticus: "?"

*X then attaches it to Celticus' clothing*

X: "Tell me your name."

*Celticus: I am Celticus."

X: "There we go. Eventhough he still is speaking his native Latin we cann all at least understand him quick enough."

Highwind: "Ummm where did you produce that translator..?"

X: "The Tower of Science."

Highwind: "Should've deduced that myself. Figures."
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: FireSeraphim on January 31, 2013, 11:16:28 AM
Celticus suddenly found himself able to understand what the others were saying because of the translator that X gave him. He then told everyone his story because he was sure the others would want to know a little bit more about him. "I was hired by the governor of the province of Gallia to deal with a necromancer who has been waylaying travelling merchants from Italia, I tracked the Necromancer down to his lair in the mountains separating Gallia from Italia and the Necromancer and I fought a long and arduous battle, as I was about to strike the killing blow the Necromancer casted a powerful wind spell sending me off the mountains and into a nearby lake. (And this was in the heart of Winter!) I have survived falling from much higher heights before but the Necromancer then froze the whole lake over just to be sure that I would not trouble him. When I woke up next, I found myself in a strange castle. To make a lengthy tale short, I found a portal in the Castle leading me here. Am I correct to guess that many years has passed since my battle with the Necromancer? Likewise I will gladly help in this so called invasion as long as I get to take any treasure I find." Celticus Arenius had been in many situation in the past and has always adapted to change. However this was a whole 'nother kettle of fish to him. "As we say in Rome, Let us Seize the day for there is no tomorrow!"
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on January 31, 2013, 09:27:47 PM
Me: That's interesting and all, but first let's take out the Russian's Naval presence.

*TAG POWER ACTIVATED

Advance Wars - Dual Strike: Tag Power Theme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GCKo7TwSno#)

Me: No enemy can stand before me and live! FINGER OF GOD! (a F5 tornado)

*The russian fleet is damaged, and a quarter of their ships sink*

Me: Ok, all Naval units and helicopter's converge and attack!

*Another quarter of the Russian's fleet is sunk.

Me: My turn is over, time to tag to X!

X: They won't stand a chance!  PEACE THROUGH SUPERIOR FIREPOWER! (*Boosts attack and speed at the cost of lower defense.)

X: All units, finish them off!

*Using superior naval tactics, the Villa naval force sinks the Remainder of the Russian fleet.*

*The russian fleet has been destroyed!*

Advance Wars- A Grand Adventure (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d9kw7OhEh4#)

Highwind: None can stand before us!
X: Hope they can breathe water.


*The transport reaches the drop-off point several miles outside of Rostov-On-Don.
Slayer: Now what, Dragoon?

Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: FireSeraphim on February 01, 2013, 06:53:49 PM
Celticus Arenius recognized the place, despite it being different then when he remembered being here last. Although back in his time this city was not called Rostov-On-Don, but Tanais. A famous Roman colony known for it furs and for it's slaves. He was born in this city had a wealthy uncle who lived here that he personally despised because his uncle stole his rightful inheritance. As he was reflecting on this Celticus was sharpening his Gladius, he then crafted a bow and some arrows from whatever parts he could find, fixed up his armor and prepared himself for the oncoming battle....

(@Highwind: I don't mind you taking control of Celticus for combat situation when needed to advance the plot)
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on February 03, 2013, 08:27:05 PM
Me: Ok, here's how it's gonna go down: First, we need to take out the Port facilities.  Secondly, we Assault the Naval yard and Russian black sea High command post/center.  Lastly, We need to take out all of the bridges in Rostov-on-Don.  Any questions?
Slayer: What?  No teams?
Me: We're in enemy territory now, we need to stick together.
Harrycombs: Right, we move as one.
Me: Ok, we know the plan now, let's MOVE OUT!
*The villa militia departs to carry out their mission(s).*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: FireSeraphim on February 07, 2013, 11:24:28 AM
Celticus Arenius temporarily departed from the group to carry out a side mission, the task itself being discussed the night before (t'was actually a private conversation between Donvermicelli and Celticus). It was Celticus's idea to destroy the warehouses since they usually contain vital supplies for the enemy (Celticus once served in the Roman Army). He entered one of the various warehouses, armed with his weaponry and several charges of C4. he begun to set the C4 around various crates. as he was setting the last one, he ran across a Russian soldier. Celticus ran a good distance away from the soldier so he could arm his bow and arrows, as the russian soldier was coming around the corner, Celticus land an fatal heatshot on the soldier with with his arrow. He then set the last change of C4 and got out the warehouse. He himself would have used the detonator if not for the fact that Donvermicelli currently has it and is waiting for the Celticus to set the C4 in the other warehouses, Celticus continued his C4 setting run without any further interruptions....
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Neobelmont on February 07, 2013, 11:26:29 PM
Me: Ok, here's how it's gonna go down: First, we need to take out the Port facilities.  Secondly, we Assault the Naval yard and Russian black sea High command post/center.  Lastly, We need to take out all of the bridges in Rostov-on-Don.  Any questions?
Slayer: What?  No teams?
Me: We're in enemy territory now, we need to stick together.
Harrycombs: Right, we move as one.
Me: Ok, we know the plan now, let's MOVE OUT!
*The villa militia departs to carry out their mission(s).*

I'll step this one out and just be the eyes of the group.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on February 08, 2013, 11:08:08 PM
Me: *On walkie-talkie* Frogman group, are you done planting the C-4 on the port facilities?
Kregan: We have an affirmative on that, Mr. Dragoon.
Slayer: All set here!
X: Ditto.
Me: Return to the Rendezvous point, then.
*After everyone re-grouped at the hiding place.*
Me: OK Don, let's blow the charges!
Donvermicelli: It's show time!
*They both activate their respective detonators.*
KAAAAAAAAA-BBBBBBOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Port Facilities and warehouses have been completely destroyed!
Me: Phase 1 has been completed!  Now, let us begin Phase 2, where we will Assault and destroy the Naval yard and Russian black sea High command post/center.
*They depart to their destination.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: FireSeraphim on February 09, 2013, 03:23:51 AM
"Celticus, you are going to sneak into the back of the the command post and take out the communication array there since you demonstrated an unusual mastery of stealth, meanwhile NeoBelmont and I are going to draw the enemy's attention away from you" said Donvermicelli. "I do not think it would be a good idea, what if we get captured or worse" "relax Celticus, I have it all planned out" A few minutes later Donvermicelli and NeoBelmont were fighting russian soldiers out front. Celticus managed to sneak into the back entrance of the command post, armed with nothing more than a Gladius, A makeshift bow, some makeshift arrows, and a some explosive charges given to him by Donvermicelli for the sole purpose of sabotaging the communications array. The building was remarkably empty except for the one or two soldiers going out to fight his fellow teammates. While sneaking his way towards the central communications room of the command post he managed to stealth kill several Russians soldiers with his Gladius. That was the easy part. The hard part was making sure to hide the bodies, infact he almost got caught once or twice. But he soon reached the comm. room and found that there was twelve soldiers between him and his objective. He decided to draw the attention of the Russians soldiers, which he did. Although it was difficult to remain hidden he managed to kill ten of the twelve Russian soldiers. The remain two were so scared of what they dubbed the "Caesar's Ghost" that they ran out the front door only to get KOed by Donvermicelli and Neobelmont. "That was a tense one" said Celticus as he set up the explosive charges and stuck it firmly into the control panel. He would have left the room had the door not suddenly shut close. "Hehehehehe, Remember me?" Celticus turned in the direction of the voice. "I was the one you were trying to kill for that greedy governor" Celticus soon recognized the voice as belonging to the very same Necromancer that he was fighting over a thousand years ago. "I would have killed you too had you not pulled a fast one on me" said Celticus as the Necromancer materialized. "I know, but I'm here to settle a score with you. In our last battle you chop off my right hand. Necromancy can do many things. Replacing a missing hand is not one of them!" The Necromancer pull off the part of his robe covering his right hand and revealed that his right hand has been replaced by glowing energy aura shaped like a hand. "Now it's time for you to die and join me as my undead servant" and thus the battle was once again commenced, almost as if the battle was just paused for a millennia. The Necromancer started the battle by throwing a bolt of pure dark energy at Celticus. Celticus managed to send it right at him by smacking it with his Gladius thus hitting the Necromancer strait in the groin. The Necromancer was weakened by this very action. "now to finished what I have started" exclaimed Celticus as he charged at the Necromancer with his blade drawn. The Necromancer teleported to the other end of the room and tried casting a Necromancy spell on one of the corpses in the Comm room, but it didn't work. "What's the matter, gotten weak?" "This can't be right, normally my spell work on even the weakest of corpses" Celticus soon noticed that the russian soldier corpse was wearing an amulet with a crucifix shaped symbol in it. He knew that he had no time to ponder the implications so he once again charged at the Necromancer, but the wizened spellcaster was not out of tricks yet. He cast a spell to make many duplicates of himself. Celticus was familiar with this strategy since he did this same trick in their last battle, but this time he did not have any rocks to throw so he struck the first one on his right. Nope, it was a fake! the real Necromancer casted a firebolt that struck Celticus in the back and left him vulnerable. "Mwha ha ha ha ha ha, it would appear that the tide has been twisted in my favour... Huh, was that a banging noise?"

*Cues FF6 Locke's Theme*

The door where Celticus entered the room bursts open, and smokes temporarily obscures both men's vision. the smoke then cleared up, revealing Donvermicelli and NeoBelmont have apparently come to the rescue! "Looks like we got here just in time!" "WHO ARE YOU, THAT YOU SHOULD HAVE THE GALL TO INTERRUPT MY REVENGE! No matter, I'll just kill you all!" Celticus had enough time from the distraction to recover and soon got back up. "I'm not out yet, you lecherous necrophile!" "Guys, we don't have time for this. The charges are going to blow up soon." "My teleportation spell is being interrupted by a strange presence. No matter, I'll take you all with me!" The Necromancer cast a barrier spell on the doorway Donvermicelli and NeoBelmont came from, then he cast the duplication spell again. "come and kill me if you can!"

*Cues the first three parts of Dancing Mad*

Donvermicelli shot many of the Duplicates with a AK47 that he looted off of a Russian Soldier, meanwhile Neobelmont struck down many duplicates with his whip. Celticus was able to land another blow on the real Necromancer and in the process chopped off his left hand. "YOU SHALL ALL PAY PAY PAY!" It had become clear by this point that the Necromancer had lost his mind. The Necromancer started to convulse and shake wildly, like a man possessed. "NOW YOU DIE HERE" "Ohhh shit!" said Neobelmont as the Necromancer begun to change into a more hideous form, A form that can be best describe as a bastard mash between man, cyclops, and elephant. "this is not gonna end well" said Donvermicelli as he reloaded the AK47.

*Cues the final part of Dancing Mad*

The monster that was once the Necromancer KOed Donvermicelli and NeoBelmont with one of it's trunk-tentacles, reducing the battle to one between man and monster. "In the name of the Father Jupiter, I shall smite thee!" Celticus was having trouble dodging all the spells lobbed at him by the abomination formerly known as the Necromancer. The monster tried smacking Celticus with it's trunk-tentacles but Celticus dodged then and then climbed up them to the monster's face, stabbing it in the single eye it had. The monster was unable to see, he then taunted it and force it to charge at the other door, the only one not affected with a barrier. He knew that he only had five minutes left on the explosive charges to kill this thing and save Donvermicelli and NeoBelmont. The damage done to this room caused some wiring from the ceiling to be exposed, which gave Celticus an Idea. "over here you blind trunkfeck!" he caused the monster to charge toward's the exposed wiring, trapping it for a brief period. by this time NeoBelmont recovered. "quickly, I'll hold this thing off. you take Donvermicelli and get the hades out of here!" NeoBelmont carried Donvermicelli unconscious body out of the command post, which was collapsing because of the damage caused by the monster. it soon broke free of it's bonds and charged at Celticus again, he sidestepped and got it tusk's trapped on the communication console, so firmly stuck infact that it wasn't getting out anytime soon. "Two minutes remaining, that should be enough time to get out"

*Cue Castle Escape theme from Castlevania 64/Legacy of Darkness*

as the building was collapsing, Celticus found that many of the paths he used to get here were blocked with rubble. "shit, one minute remaining!" he got out just as the charges finally blew up.

He and Neobelmont stood back and watched as the command post blew up and collapsed into rubble. Donvermicelli regained conciousness. Celticus said a silent prayer of thanks to Jupiter for his victory over the Necromancer. He, Donvermicelli and Neobelmont returned to the Rendezvous point.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on February 09, 2013, 01:36:39 PM
Me: Time to assault the naval yard!

Haunted Castle Cross Your Heart 1 Extended (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shra4gVENP0#)

Me: Chain lightning!
Celticus: *Rapidly shoots russians with his bow and arrow.*
Harrycombs: Tidal Flame!
Slayer: Hydro storm!
Donvermicelli: Dark pulse!
X: *Fires his laser.*
Neobelmont: *Transforms, then uses gryphon strike repeatedly.*
Sulaco: Dark Volley!
Mobius: Firestorm!
Kregan: Soul corrosion!
Nathan: Thunderbird!

The naval yard is destroyed!

Voice: Not so fast!
Me: It's you!
Russian high Admiral: Hmm, guess this disguise wasn't that good after all:
*Transforms*
Harrycombs: It's Carmilla!
Carmilla: That's right!  The Basilisk Necromancer resurrected me before they headed out to attack you!
*Transforms into demon form*

Let's Listen: Castlevania Circle Of The Moon (GBA) - Big Battle (Extended) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn-Oyk2PhF4#ws)

Me: Chain lightning!
Celticus: *Rapidly shoots Carmilla with his bow and arrow.*
Harrycombs: Tidal Flame!
Slayer: Hydro storm!
Donvermicelli: Dark pulse!
X: *Fires his laser.*
Neobelmont: *Transforms, then uses gryphon strike repeatedly.*
Sulaco: Dark Volley!
Mobius: Firestorm!
Kregan: Soul corrosion!
Nathan: Thunderbird!

Carmilla is defeated and the Villa militia destroys the rest of the naval yard and docked fleet.

Me: Phase 2 is completed!  Now, on to Phase 3, Destroying all of the bridges in Rostov-on-Don that cross the Don river!
*They depart to their next destination.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on February 09, 2013, 11:00:20 PM
*The Villa militia approaches one of the bridges*

X: "Any bets?"

Neobelmont: "On?"

X: "If I can take down that bridge from way the hell over here."

Highwind: "Knowing you I'd bet my bottom dollar!"

*X brings out his Laser cannon and adjusts it*

Nathan: "Hurry! There's a Russian convoy crossing it!"

*X takes aim at the bridge support pylons and fires*

Ray Gun/Laser - Sound Effect - Free Download Link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkggVQenLBg#ws)

*The bridge's central pylon gives way and the whole structure along with the convoy falls into the sea*

X: BOOYEAH!! Who called it!

Celticus: "Such powerful weaponry!"

X: "Theoretically this type of weapon is impossible with today's technology. However the magic of Castlevania changes the game somewhat."

Celticus: "I see."

*After the smoke on the water clears they proceed onto the next bridge*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on February 10, 2013, 11:34:38 PM
Me: Uh, X, Rostov-on-Don only has 2 bridges across the don river, and 1 railway bridge.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/00/Railway_Bridge_Rostov.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/00/Railway_Bridge_Rostov.jpg)
X: Uh-huh *Brings down the other bridge.*  Need to get into position.
*X moves into position to the southeast of the railway bridge. He fires several times, causing the bridge to collapse into the Don river.*
Me: Phase 3 is complete! Now, while the Russian army is scrambling to send reinforcements to Rostov-on-Don, Our final objective is clear: Destroy the Volga–Don Canal (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volga%E2%80%93Don_Canal (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volga%E2%80%93Don_Canal)) to cripple the Caucasus region and force the Russians to sue for peace.
Slayer: Sounds cool, when do we start?
Me: We depart immediately.
*The villa Militia departs for the Volga-Don Canal.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Neobelmont on February 11, 2013, 08:58:34 PM

Ray Gun/Laser - Sound Effect - Free Download Link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkggVQenLBg#ws)



Neo :A freaking lazer beam wow -_- you know what just wow whatever....

X : you see..

Neo: Shhh!

X:Don't be a sore loser  ;)

Neo:...... Shut your face  >:(

X:  ;D

Neo: Whatever ....
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: FireSeraphim on February 11, 2013, 09:25:19 PM
"My fellow mercenaries and adventurers, now is not the time for letting mere jealousy weaken us for we have a serious task ahead of us. I will go on ahead and do some scouting, if I do not return in half an hour, then you all are to proceed with the plan without me" Celticus Arenius once again depart from the group to do some scouting and to assess the strength of the enemy forces at the Volga–Don Canal. He found that the enemy had erected a crude fortification of concrete and steel near the canal, the size of the fortification however was impressive for such a crude building. It was roughly the scale of a small city and seemingly swollen with Russian soldier. At the centre of this fortification was what looked to be a command post of sorts, similar to the one that he fought the necromancer in. He then head back to the rendezvous point and reported his findings to Highwind and Donvermicelli....
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on February 11, 2013, 11:27:56 PM
Me: So, they built a make shaft city fort alongside the canal?  Hold on, I've got this.
*Flys up high above the city fort*
Me: Come on.....come on....
*Using the power of his lance, highwind merges several cold and warm fronts, creating several F5 tornados.*
Me: Now...Just need to point with my lance where they will touch down.
*Points at several key spots in the city fort and lets the tornadoes descend.*
*The Resulting carnage wipes out the fort and kills all of the Russian soldiers.
Me: Ok, everyone, each of you take a bag of C4, and plant it on the locks and the sides of the canal.  MOVE OUT!
*They all go and plant c4 all along the entire length of the canal.*
Donvermicelli: It's done, dragoon!  Now let's blow it up!
*Don activates the C-4 with the detonator, destroying the Canal with many large explosions.*
X: Dragoon, do you want to talk to Putin now?
Me: Yes.
*Picks up the red Phone to Moscow.*
Putin: Da?
Me: President Putin, this is Highwind dragoon, leader of the Villa militia.  I'm sure by now you've heard of all the destruction we have caused your nation.  Now, we have no desire to continue fighting you if you would just sign a peace trea-
Putin: I WILL NOT NEGOTIATE WITH YOUR TERRORIST GROUP! *Hangs up the phone.*
Me: Well, that was just plain fucking rude.  >:(
X: What now, dragoon?
Me: I think that Russia doesn't respect us, and never will.  We must show them the error of their ways and make an example of their capital, Moscow.
Slayer: Highwind, you're not talking about the Ultima Cannon are you?
Me: Yep, It seems it's the only thing that Will end this little war, here and now.  Other wise, this could drag on for years.
Harrycombs: Do you realize how many people will die because of this?
Me: And many more will suffer and die if it doesn't end now.
*On walkie-talkie* Chaos Guardian General, Activate the Ultima Cannon, now!
Chaos Guardian General: ARE YOU SURE? THE RAMIFICATIONS FROM THE BLAST ALONE WOULD-
Me: JUST DO IT AND POINT IT AT MOSCOW!  >:(
Chaos Guardian General: Well, ok, you're technically in charge here, so here goes nothing.
*The Ultima cannon is warmed up, pointed towards Moscow, and fired.*

*Ultima Lv. 16 Animation*

Moscow, and the surrounding Metropolitan area, has been wiped off the face off the earth and turned into a smoking crater.

*Everyone turns to look fearfully at highwind.*

Me: Yeah, that's right!  Now don't ever fuck with me, got it?  8)
Everyone: ...... *Too nervous to talk.
Me: Chaos Guardian General, Moscow has been obliterated.
Chaos Guardian General: Dragoon, I'm detecting a rather large bolt of anti-matter heading towards Volgograd.
Me: SHIT! EVERYONE, USE TELEPORT, NOW!
*They all teleport away in time as Volgograd is annihilated by a blast from the anti-matter cannon.*

Golden Sun Dark Dawn OST: An Eclipsed World (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsLi-2I9MA4#)

Me: No...this is really fucking bad right now...the worst.......  :o :o :o
Celticus: Why? What's wrong, dragoon?
Me: I've seen that weapon before.......Cthulhu and the other old ones made it....it's the anti-matter cannon.
Neobelmont: Why should we be worried at all?
Me: Because, the blast created a black hole that will eventually suck all of existence into it.
Sulaco: Wow, that actually sounds really shitty.
Slayer: Well, Dragoon, What now?  Do you have a plan for this?
Me: Yes I do, and listen carefully: I am the only one who can stop this.  If I fail, contact the Chaos guardian general and tell him to fire the Ultima cannon at the black hole.
Kregan: Forgive me for intruding, but that idea sounds incredibly, well, insane.
Me: Yeah, well, It's the only chance we have of stopping this.

Golden Sun Dark Dawn OST: Ascend to Destiny (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZJgvVVHCiQ#)

Me: Wish me luck!

*Shatterhand teleport animation*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lelygax on February 12, 2013, 04:15:18 AM
Mysterious voice: Tsk tsk tsk.... Do you really think that I will let you do that Highwind...?

Mysterious voice: I will not let you go to a suicide mission alone.

Namco X Capcom - Brave New World ~Instrumental Version~ [Extended w/ DL Link] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ce5eeF6pd8g#)

Mysterious Voice: Me, Lelygax, will lend you my power!

*Lelygax follows Highwind*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: FireSeraphim on February 12, 2013, 07:55:12 AM
Celticus Arenius would not leave any of his fellow adventurers behind, not even Highwind. "Hey, wait for me Highwind! I am not going to just leave you behind!" exclaimed the Roman Mercenary as he rushed off to the black hole, hoping to somehow stop what's in there from destroying this world. The others soon follow Celticus Arenius into the black hole, some hoping (and failing) to stop him while others members of the group agreed with the mercenary and followed his selfless example.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on February 12, 2013, 09:59:49 AM
*X looks at the monstrous Black Hole*

X: "Uhhh... This reminds me of that episode in season 2 of Star Gate SG1."

*X stands around for several seconds as he weighs his options*

X: "Last time I checked if you put any form of energy into a black hole then it grows in size and strength. Ah F**k it!"

*X heads towards the Black Hole*

X: "Highwind's got to have a plan or else we're all screwed..!"
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on February 12, 2013, 12:35:27 PM
???: NO INTERLOPERS ALLOWED!

*Everyone but highwind is expelled from the void.*

Zelda Link's Awakening Music - Nightmare Battles (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyLNQsGTby8#ws)

A shadow drifts to the center of the room and forms into the soviet grizzly bear!

RAOOOAOAORROR
*It drinks vodka, shoots wildly with its AK-47, then charges at highwind and misses him completely, crashing into a wall.  Highwind defeats it with several charged spear thrusts.*

The Shadow disperses, and takes the form of general grover!
*It dashes around shooting flames from the arms.  Highwind defeats it by equipting his thunder claws and striking it several times before the cyborg armor shatters, and then several more hits before it disperses.*
It now takes the form of Echidna!
*It drops stalactites on highwind, which he dodges.  He defeats it by attacking its roots connecting it to the ceiling, then he uses the thunder claws on it until it disperses again.

It now takes the form of Scylla!
*Highwind defeats it with chain lightning.*
It now takes the form of the spider queen!
*Highwind avoids her attacks and sets the spider on fire with dragon breath, defeating it.*
*It now takes the form of the cloaked figure!
*Highwind defeats it with Tempest strike*
*It drops it's hood to reveal a Basilisk!*
*Highwind uses chain lightning to destroy the eyes, then defeats it with tempest strike!*
It now take the form of Wyvern skeleton!
*Highwind defeats it with an F5 tornado.*
It now takes the form of Charybdis!
*Using the same tactics as before, highwind defeats it, and sends it back to the depths.*
It now takes the form of Chekov!
*Highwind outflanks it and pulls the pins on the grenades, causing it to blow up.*
It now takes the form of Succubus!
*Highwind uses chain lightning to knock it out of the air, then uses the thunder claws to finish it.*
It now takes the form of a Russian tank!
*Several well-placed chain lightnings destroy the tank*
It now take the form of the Mechanical Monstrosity!
*Highwind defeats it with the tactics he used against it earlier.*
*It now takes the form of Rasputin!
*Highwind out duels it with his thunder claws, defeating it.*
It now takes the form of Abaddon!
*Highwind fries the cricket with thunder strike.*
It transforms in a giant locust moth!
*Highwind defeats it by using the jump attack several times!
It now takes the form of Actrise!
*Highwind defeats her with a tempest strike.*
It now takes the form of a soviet dreadnought!
*Highwind bats its missiles back at it, sinking it.*
It now takes the form of Cthulhu!
*Highwind uses the same tactics as before, and defeats it.*
It now takes the form of the ancient necromancer!
*Highwind hits the real necromancer with chain lightning.*
It transforms into an unspeakable horror!
*Highwind defeats it with a thunder strike to the head*
It now takes the form of Carmilla!
*Highwind defeats it with several down thrust attacks.*
The shadow drifts to the center of the room and transforms, while teleporting highwind to a different area.*

*Ruins of Hattusas, the Capital of the Hittites.*
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hattusa (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hattusa))

It takes the form of Highwind's master Dragoon!

Shadow master dragoon: Surprised, highwind?
Me: You're not the real master Dragoon!
The master dragoon I knew died a long time ago!
Shadow: Then let's see if you can defeat me!

Golden Sun: Dark Dawn - Blados & Chalis - Battle Theme [Extended] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHj5jWXavSY#ws)

*A long grueling battle takes place across the ruins of the ancient capital.  In the end, Highwind defeated the shadow with Dragon dive, then summoned Tarhun, the Hittite storm god of war.  Tarhun threw his triple thunderbolt at the shadow, destroying it.*
Tarhun: You have proven yourself worthy, young dragoon!  I shall restore your health, so you may face: THE ABOMINATION!
*Health/MP/skill points restored.*
Tarhaun: Good luck!

*Shatterhand teleport animation*

Me: DEAR FUCKING GOD WHAT IS THAT THING!?!?
*It had the body of a large dragon, with charred black skin, 7 heads, and instead of tongues, it had large snakes coming out of their mouths.
Me: I Can't fight this thing alone!
*Teleports the others in*
Me: Come on!  Let's finish this fight!

Golden Sun: Dark Dawn - Chaos Chimera ~ Final Boss (EXTENDED) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grvb2Ij9eAQ#ws)
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lelygax on February 12, 2013, 12:52:26 PM
Me: WTF! Decide yourself damn portal! *picks my gunblade and summons the Thunderbirds*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: FireSeraphim on February 12, 2013, 04:49:08 PM
RS3 Hack Music: Courage and Pride from the Heart (Sword of Mana) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAaJV31hcuI#)

"Let's do this!" said Celticus Arenius as he fired his arrows at the monstrosity, managing to decapitate two of it's heads with a few well placed arrows in the process. The thing retaliated by firing 5 dark bolts of energy at Celticus. He managed to dodge 4 of the energy bolts and knocked the fifth one back at the monstrosity with his Gladius.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on February 12, 2013, 09:04:15 PM
Castlevania Fourth Struggle Concert of Another Dimension (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQE3Ra3GNe8#)

The deflected dark bolt destroys another one of the abomination's heads.

Neobelmont: Take that! *Neo cuts off another one of it's heads.*
X: Die! *Fires tower of science laser, destroying yet another head.*
Donvermicelli: Ha! *Cuts off one of the last 2 heads.*
Slayer: Heads up! *Destroys the last head with Lv. 3 Axes.*

The Abomination: WROAOROROAOAOAROR! *Uses dark pulse, taking everyone down to critical HP.*
A pure energy Aura descends upon the Villa Militia. HP fully restored!
Me: Dragon Dive!
Lelygax: Odyssey!
Celticus: *Shoots several arrows rapidly.*
X: *Fires tower of science laser.*
Slayer: HYDRO STORM!
Harrycombs: FREE ENERGY!
Nathan: SUMMON THUNDERBIRD!
Donvermicell: *Attacks with lightsaber.*
Neobelmont: *Attacks with gryphon strikes.*
Kregan: *Slashes with extended Claws.*
Mobius: FIRE STORM!
Sulaco: Lightning volley!

The Abomination is paralyzed and unable to move.

Me: *On Walkie-Talkie* Chaos Guardian general, Aim the Ultima Cannon at The Abomination and fire!

*Ultima Lv. 16 Animation*

*Shatterhand boss explosion animation*

The Abomination was destroyed!

The group was teleported out of the void.

*Near the remnants of Volgograd.....

Me: It's over....It's finally over.....
*An official looking person approaches them.*
Russian Envoy: Is highwind dragoon with you right now?
Me: That would be me.
Russian Envoy: Well, if all of you would come with me, we have a peace treaty to discuss and sign to end this horrible conflict.

Epilogue

Several months later........

The peace treaty was signed and ratified by both Russia and the inhabitants of Castlevania, with Romania serving as the mediator.  Russia agreed to pay repartations to castlevania and Romania for the destruction caused by the Russian occupation, and in return, the inhabitants of Castlevania agreed to never set foot in Russia ever again.  The Villa was rebuilt bigger and better, but at what price...?

Renon: The total bill comes out to 500,000 gold.
Everyone: AW SHIT!
Renon: Yes, that means that I can take all of your souls, even the demons!

*Battle scene*

Castlevania - Third Struggle (Dance of Illusions) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlG426WUR6k#)

Me: Dragon Dive!
Lelygax: Odyssey!
Celticus: *Shoots several arrows rapidly.*
X: *Fires tower of science laser.*
Slayer: HYDRO STORM!
Harrycombs: FREE ENERGY!
Nathan: SUMMON THUNDERBIRD!
Donvermicell: *Attacks with lightsaber.*
Neobelmont: *Attacks with gryphon strikes.*
Kregan: *Slashes with extended Claws.*
Mobius: FIRE STORM!
Sulaco: Lightning volley!

*Renon is defeated and sent back to hell*

Me: Well, that was easy.
*A human possessed by a demon sneaks up behind me and tries to snap my neck unsuccessfully.*
Me: OH HELL NO YOU DON'T!

*Welcome to the terrordome plays*

*Grabs the demon out of the human and flings it at the wall.*
Demon: HISISSISISISISSSSS!
Me: Dammit, it's that hissing demon from the Paranormal activity series!  Let's kill it!

*Battle scene*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: FireSeraphim on February 12, 2013, 09:39:20 PM
"Not another one" said Celticus as drove his Gladius through the demon's heart. The demon withered and died in a rather anticlimactic manner. "I think this world is going to take some getting used to." Since their battle with the abomination, Celticus had decided to adapt to this world and learn how to read and write in English so that he wouldn't have to be dependant on a translation device. As for the treasure he was initially seeking, he realized that his friends he made in this journey were his true gold. Later that evening as Celticus was finishing his dinner at the Villa, Neobelmont approached him. "That was one hell of an adventure" "agreed, although I wonder what would happen if I have refused that bounty that the provincial governor of Gallia placed on that damned Necromancer. I almost think fate had intervened, because before that I was down on my luck. wandering from place to place, with no friends or family to support me and not many would hire me for my skills in Demon hunting, Mercenary work was too scarce and most of the good job offering were already taken. If I had a chance to do the whole adventure all over again, I would not change a thing" "You know Highwind has been working on a time machine to take you back, right?" "Yes, but I don't want to go back. I want to stay here, where I feel I belong" "maybe you should talk to Highwind about that. I'm certain he'll let you stay if you talk to" "I'll speak with him in the morning, good night NeoBelmont" "Good night, Celticus". And with that our Roman mercenary went to bed, knowing that tomorrow Highwind will have finished the time machine and dreading it all the more...
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on February 12, 2013, 11:19:36 PM
*After dinner was finished, everyone went to the Villa Foyer bar for a drink, except for highwind, who went outside and sat on top of the new Villa courtyard fountain.*

Me: With the time machine finished, I could go back and re-write history for the hittites, making their empire last longer and be a moderately sized country in today's world.  But, who knows what else might change if that were to happen......

*The Villa inhabitants drank and brawled into the wee hours of the morning, when they retired to their rooms, and proceeded to doze off.

Me:.....I have big plans for the castle...center.....Tommorrow....ZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

*Highwind went to sleep*

Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lelygax on February 13, 2013, 10:47:29 AM
Me: Wake up fast lazy man! Ive returned to warn you of a iminent danger! It seems that Olrox's servants are pretending to ressurect it again and attack this castle, but thats not all, they already are heading to the ceremony place and we only have a week!!!

CONTINUES IN VILLA 8.0...
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on February 13, 2013, 11:19:25 AM
The next Morning......

*Woke up by Lelygax*

*Reads his post*

Me:........Orlox's servent's know better than to cross the villa, so for now, I'm calling shenanigans on this one, man.

*In the villa Parlor*

Me: Ok, everyone is assembled, so now I can tell you my big plans for the castle center.
The room with the elevator would make an awesome bar 'n grill, with the area between the tower of science and duel tower would make a bitchin' patio.  One problem stands in the way: The eldar are firmly entrenched in the room, and have turned the area between the tower of science and duel tower in a landing pad for their air units and reinforcements.  Group 1, Led by sinful and the were creatures, will attack from the duel tower entrance. Group 2 led by me and the Chaos guardian army, will attack from the Tower of science.  Group 3 led, by Sulaco, Kregan, Mobius, Harrycombs, and Donvermicelli, will attack from the room above the elevator shaft room.  Finally group 4, led by X, Lelygax, Celticus, neobelmont, slayer, and Nathan, will attack the room where Rosa/Fernandez warrior was fought, as the Eldar have fortified that room as well.  Ok, You all know your assignments, now move out!
*Everyone gets into his or her group and teleports to their assigned positions.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: FireSeraphim on February 13, 2013, 11:53:21 AM
Celticus instructs his group to gear up while he quickly teleports backs to Highwind to get some information "Highwind, I wish to point out that the room you have sent my group to attack happens to be in the Castle Center, which happens to be where one of the last components of the time machine is being assembled. Also I need more information on the enemy we're fighting, who are the Eldar and what are their weaponry and all? This is important because I need to know what we are up against!"
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on February 15, 2013, 03:20:46 PM
*In the tower of Science*
Me: Everything you need to know about the Eldar is here: http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Eldar#.UR68gPIsi8A (http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Eldar#.UR68gPIsi8A)

Celticus: I see, thank you dragoon. *He teleports back to his group.*

Me: Alright, Chaos Guardians, MOVE OUT!

*They exit the tower of science.*

Meanwhile, in Duel tower....

Sinful: Highwind and his group have exited the tower of Science!  Weres, ATTACK!
Weres: GROAOAOAWL!
*They exit duel tower.*
(After a fierce firefight, Groups 1 and 2 have taken the area between the tower of science and duel tower)

Meanwhile, back with group 3....

Sulaco: And that the plan; NOW ATTACK!
The Others in group 3: YAHHHH!
*Group 3 has begun their assault on the Eldar base in the elevator room.*
Eldar: WE HAVE BEEN BETRAYED!  MY KIN, ATTACK!

Secret of Mana Music: Boss Fight (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62mz4WbNx8w#)

*Meanwhile, back with group 4....

X: ATTACK!
Lelygax: Odyssey!
Celticus: *Shoots several arrows rapidly.*
X: *Fires tower of science laser.*
Slayer: HYDRO STORM!
Neobelmont: *Attacks with gryphon strikes.*
Nathan: Flame sword!
*group 4 has secured the room that houses one of the last components of the time machine.*
X: To the next room, charge!
*Group 4 charges up the stairs to the elevator room.*
Sulaco: It's about time you got here!  Help us defeat the Eldar Farseer!
*Just then, Groups 1 and 2 arrive from above.
Sinful: Let's get this party started!
Me: Reinforcements have arrived!

*Battle scene*

Me: Dragon Dive!
Lelygax: Odyssey!
Celticus: *Shoots several arrows rapidly.*
X: *Fires tower of science laser.*
Slayer: HYDRO STORM!
Harrycombs: FREE ENERGY!
Nathan: SUMMON THUNDERBIRD!
Donvermicell: *Attacks with lightsaber.*
Neobelmont: *Attacks with gryphon strikes.*
Kregan: *Slashes with extended Claws.*
Mobius: FIRE STORM!
Sulaco: Lightning volley!

The Eldar farseer has been killed, and the villa militia destroys the rest of the Eldar base.*
Me: Elevator room and Time machine component is secure!  Now, let's clear out all this mess and get to work on the bar 'n grill!
*The villa Militia clears out the mess, then builds the bar 'n grill.*
Me: Ok, Sinful, you will be the Manager.  Celticus, seeing as you don't want to go back to your time, you can be in charge of the Collusium.  As for the rest of us, BACK TO THE VILLA!
*The rest of the Villa Militia departs for the Villa.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: FireSeraphim on February 15, 2013, 05:46:22 PM
Celticus was both relieved and surprised by this Highwind decision to let him stay here in this era. in the following weeks he oversaw construction of the Colosseum, often having to deal with slightly less than competent workers who often got certain details in his blueprints for the Colosseum wrong. never the less, the Colosseum was completed just in time for mid-summers day. Highwind and Donvermicelli had since made various journeys into different eras of time but as of late Donvermicelli had been using the Time Machine the most and has been bringing back some ancient tomes from the year of 1796 muttering something about "Dracula", "Belmont" and "Alucard" doubtless something was troubling Donvermicelli. Celticus decided to go talk to him about the tomes. "Good evening, Donvermicelli" "not now Celticus, I'm doing some research" "Does it have anything to do with the terms I heard you muttering?" Donvermicelli turned his head in Celticus's direction and sighed "I knew I couldn't quite keep a secret from you, now can I?" Donvermicelli proceed to recount the events behind Rondo of Blood and Symphony of the Night as he knew them. (In a non 4th wall breaking manner, ofcourse) Celticus then asked what was the matter. "I am the only one who noticed that something in the timeline has changed, Dracula's Castle has not appeared in 1796 like it's supposed to and I been trying to figure out why. I fear if this is not corrected soon, our timeline as we know it might collapse on itself due to the major paradox involved. Although I found a strange portal on the site of the Castle at that year" "what does it look like" "the portal is seemingly made of two white marble pillars and has a mushrooms, flowers and star leitmotif" "then why haven't you entered it yet?" "I only discovered it recently and I'm waiting for a chance to speak with Highwind about mounting an expedition into the portal, the heroes from that era have agreed to join us in our expedition" "you mean, Richter Belmont, Alucard and Maria?" "the very same ones, but now is not the time to discuss this. I will speak with Highwind after dinner" and so the two parted ways.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on February 15, 2013, 10:18:36 PM
*After dinner that night*

Me: I'm tired, I just want to stay here and bar-tend for a while; take whoever else you think might come in handy.
Celticus: Are you sure?
Me: Yes, now, I must go make people's drinks at the bar.
*After a very long celebration party, highwind turned in for the night.
Me: ......They'll be fine without me.....ZZZZZZZZZ


Advance Wars: Dual Strike- That's a wrap! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK3A0T8W_vU#)

*Roll credits*

*scene of the avatar slaying the soviet grizzly bear*

*More Credits*

*Scene of the Villa Militia fighting Charybdis*

*Credits for the film crew*

*Scene of highwind fighting the Mechanical monstrosity*

*Villa 7.0: The fall of the Villa and the rise of Castle Center actor credits*

Highwind dragoon.........Himself
Lelygax.......................Himself
X...............................Himself
Neobelmont.................Himeself
Donvermiceli...............Highwind dragoon, Himself
Celticus.....................FireSeraph im
Kregan, Sulaco, and Mobius.....Highwind dragoon
Nathan, Harrycombs and slayer....Highwind dragoon
Narrator.................Highwind dragoon, Lelygax, FireSeraphim, Neobelmont, and X

*Scene of Highwind, Nathan and Neobelmont fighting abaddon.*

*Storyboard credits*

Story concept.......Highwind dragoon
Scenario writer(s)......Highwind dragoon, Neobelmont, Lelygax, X, Donvermicelli, Fireserephim
Storyboard director.....Highwind dragoon

*Scene of the Villa Militia fighting Cthulhu*

Director........Highwind dragoon

*Scene of the Villa Militia fighting carmilla*

Executive Producer......Highwind dragoon.

*Scene of Highwind fighting Shadow master dragoon.*

*black screen*

*Scene of the Villa Militia fighting the abomination*

Highwind still tends the Villa foyer bar(s) and on occasion, kicks Juste off of the Villa foyer balcony.
X occasionally stops into the villa to catch up on the latest going ons.
Donvermicelli still sits at the bar and grips about his slow workers.
Nathan, Kregan, Sulaco, and Mobius are frequent regulars at the bar.
Harrycombs still believes that he can take Highwind on in a one-on-one fight.
Slayer still posts WAY TOO MUCH VGCats at the bar for his own good.
Celticus is on a mission somewhere in time and will be back.
Lelygax is the prankster at the bar.
NeoBelmont is long gone to see the woman only known as "Emerald".

THE END

*This concludes the adventure.  We now return you to your regular Villa (LIGHTNING STRIKES!) now already in progress.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lelygax on February 16, 2013, 06:37:02 AM
Me: Im with Celticus, I wanna see where this portal will led! I think that its a portal to the "Mushroom Kingdom" :p
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on February 16, 2013, 09:09:22 AM
Suit yourself, I'm staying here to tend the bar.
Nathan: Hey highwind, a round of white russians!  And keep 'em coming!
Kregan, Sulaco, and Mobius: Same here, too!
Me:.....I shouldn't have sent all the vampire butlers and maids to the castle center...
*Soon, Highwind is swamped with requests for drinks.*
Man, It's never been this busy before.....
*Highwind is busy making people's drinks*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lelygax on February 18, 2013, 04:32:50 AM
*Lelygax uses one of its secrets techniques and makes various clones of himself*
Me: Well, I think its not suposed to be used out of battles, but this will help this bar for a while, go help with the drinks, my
copies!
Clones (All 7): Right.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on February 18, 2013, 12:07:22 PM
Anyone else?
Donvermicelli: Whiskey here!
Slayer: Same here!
Harrycombs: Ditto.
X: Just make a hot chocolate for me.

Me: Ok, got it. *To the seven clones* Alright, help me make these drinks!
*Highwind and the clones are busy making drinks*
Me: Ok, Clones, what do you all want?
All 7: Absinthe
Me: Ok, I'm not your pop.
*Serves the clones their drinks*
Me: Hit the deck, Everyone! :o
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lelygax on February 18, 2013, 10:31:08 PM
*one of the clones slips and drops a cup of whisky, with makes another clone slips in whisky and throw a fireball in fear that hits our alcohol barrels and explodes*

Clone (2): Woops! Sorry, but erm... WHY DID YOU USED MAGIC HERE YOU MORON?!
Clone (5): Hey, thats your fault, you dropped that whisky!
Clones (1, 3, 4 and 7): Shut up and clean all this mess! We will heal anyone wounded...
Clone (6): LOL
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on February 19, 2013, 12:08:04 AM
Me: It's ok, there was only bloodweiser in there, you can get it at any Romanian convenience store.
Anyways, look!
It's that 19th century beer I was talking about on page 4!
http://blogs.laweekly.com/squidink/2012/05/beer_19th_century_shipwreck.php (http://blogs.laweekly.com/squidink/2012/05/beer_19th_century_shipwreck.php)
Just as soon as the conflict ended, we got shipments for the castle center and villa bars.
DRINK UP EVERYONE!
*Everyone starts drinking the beer*
Everyone: Tastes smokey, but it's good!  :o
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on February 19, 2013, 10:05:21 AM
*X drinks up his hot Cocoa*

X: "At least I know this isn't tainted. Have to give it to Highwind, he makes a good cup 'o Cocoa!"

Voice: "Is this seat taken?"

X: "No."

*X turns only to dread it*

X: "You're supposed to be dead!"

Spider Queen: "And you're supposed to be my cuddle bug."

X: *Grown!*

*X throws his head onto the table causing a loud thunk. The noise grabs several of the patrons attention*

Spider Queen: "Don't you like me? I've never harmed you before and if I had, it would have been on our first meeting."

X: "I'm not good with romance let alone relationships. I'm a loner. Do you even know what that means? Plus, I have a phobia of spiders, and you being one and their Queen no-less really doesn't help me much."

Spider Queen: *Pouty face* "Ummm... but you get such an erection every time I tie you up."

X: *Red faced* "!!!"

*Everyone's attention is now on the two's table*

X: "Please! Say it louder! I don't thing everyone's heard you!"

Spider Queen: *Cheery smile* "Okay! Everyone, X gets an-"

*X covers her mouth*

X: "Jesus!! Don't you know sarcasm when you hear it?!?"

Spider Queen: "Maybe..?"

X: "'Maybe' she says..! I'm going back to my Tower of Science retreat. At least there I don't everyone's loud eyes on me."

Spider Queen: "I'll come-"

X: "No. You go back to you little Queendom in the Underground Waterway. I don't need anymore drama."

*Finishing his hot Cocoa, X puts down the mug and leaves. The Spider Queen shouts after him*

Spider Queen: "Call me??"

Nathan: "Damn, that should have gone up on You Tube."
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lelygax on February 19, 2013, 10:18:00 AM
Clone (6): Now that is *click*

Me: Damn you! Stop spying and loling about the personal life of the others!!!... >:(  (tell me the link after)
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on February 19, 2013, 11:04:02 AM
Me: Not anymore. *click*
*waits several minutes*
And now it's down.  Anyone else who attempts to upload it after they downloaded it will have it taken down by youtube and get a warning, so one of their administrators says.
Well?  Anyone else want to invade others personal business? No? Good, this is a bar, not a gossip hall, LET'S DRINK AND FIGHT!
*Soon, everyone is busy drinking and fighting.*
*Kicks Juste off of the villa foyer balcony*
Juste: NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!*CRASH!
*He smashes through a table and passes out cold.*
Me: Hey, someone had to do it.  :o
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lelygax on February 19, 2013, 04:12:26 PM
*Lelygax heads with Celticus to the strange portal*

Me: Thats the portal that you said earlier?
Celticus: Yes
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on February 19, 2013, 10:05:54 PM
So apparently, Russian citizens aren't phased by a lot of things,even a giant meteorite exploding in the sky.

That would explain the lack of looting in Rostov-on-Don during our attack on the targets in the city, or the collective "meh" to the destruction of Moscow or Volgograd.

Man, Glad I don't live in Russia.
*Proceeds to do a kegger of Villa punch, followed by a kegger of Captain Drac.*
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo-*THUNK!*
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on February 20, 2013, 09:56:48 AM
*A noise can be heard in the distance of the castle center*

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo-*THUNK!*
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ


X: *Sigh* They should put a warning label on those kegs.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on February 20, 2013, 11:43:48 AM
*wakes up*
WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY WALLET?!!??!  >:(
*Starts massacring random bar patrons*
Kregan: Dragoon, your wallet is behind the bar.
Me: *pauses* OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH, my bad, everyone.
*Goes back behind the counter to serve drinks.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lelygax on February 20, 2013, 12:00:01 PM
*Meanwhile, near the portal*

*..Crack..*

Me: you heard that sound?
Celticus:what sound?
Me: that should be my imagination...

*CRACK*

Me: Look out!

*2 barrels come near us, one of them hit the ground and breaks while the other continues rolling, we evade them*

Celticus: Look! Thats the Ape Skeleton that we've seen before!
Me: I dont know what you are talking about, but this italian guy seems to be in danger. It seems that this skeleton is aiming at him, not us.

*The small Italian guy runs in the portal while the Ape Skeleton seems to notice us*

Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on February 20, 2013, 02:50:39 PM
*looks back through the topic*
Me: Neobelmont made the #111th post in the topic, so this golden hunchback is for him when he gets back.
Donvermicelli made the #222th post in the topic, so this golden hunchback is for you, Don.
Donvermicelli: ABOUT DAMN TIME, TOO

*Highwind Uses the Chandelier to swing to the other side of the upper foyer.*

*Remembers something*

Me: I wonder... *goes down toe the first floor of the Villa, behind the bar on the right side of the Villa foyer, and starts moving things.*

*Zelda solved puzzle sound*

Me: AH-HAH!  That's where the entrance to the villa cellar is!  It managed to survive the collapse of the entire villa on it.

*Highwind enters the Cellar.*
*Shines flashlight ahead of him.*
Me: What the-? DEAR GOD, NOT HIM AGAIN!
Happy noodle boy: I'm baaaaaaaaaaaackkkkkkk!

Battle Against a Weird Opponent: Earthbound Music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd1njB6SQok#)

Me: Guys!  Get down here! It's the happy noodle boy!
HNB: You can't stop me now, fool! *deranged high pitched laughter*
Me: Get back! CHAIN LIGHTNING

To be continued........?
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on February 21, 2013, 09:51:18 AM
*X is busy tinkering with his tools and parts*

X: *Whistle*

*The intercomm goes off*

Highwind: "Guys!  Get down here! It's the happy noodle boy!"

X: "What da fuck..?! How many kegs has he had!?-"

HNB: "You can't stop me now, fool!" *deranged high pitched laughter*

X: "I take it back..! Good thing I just finished this!!"

*Grabbing his new portable AoS 'Positron Rifle' X makes a B-line for Highwind's location*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on February 21, 2013, 01:02:14 PM
Back at the Villa cellar.......

*Battle Against a Weird Opponent plays*

X: I'm here!  And I got my new 'Positron' rifle ready!

*Battle scene*

Me: Dragon Dive!
All 7 Lelygax clones: Odyssey!
X: *Fires positron laser rifle.*
Slayer: HYDRO STORM!
Harrycombs: FREE ENERGY!
Nathan: SUMMON THUNDERBIRD!
Donvermicell: *Attacks with lightsaber.*
Kregan: *Slashes with extended Claws.*
Mobius: FIRE STORM!
Sulaco: Lightning volley!

HNB: NO! DON'T LEAVE ME INTESTINAL GAS-!
*Happy Noodle boy was defeated, and his remains seeped into the floor.*
X: What the hell was that thing?
Sulaco: Trust me, you don't want to know.
Me:  :-X
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on February 22, 2013, 10:21:40 AM
*walking back to the Castle center*

X: "So that was this 'Happy Noodle Boy'?"

Highwind: "Yup."

X: "And here I'd thought you had too much from the keg."

Highwind: "I wish!"

X: "I know I was told not to ask and I've not been here for very long either, but just who exactly was he?"
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on February 22, 2013, 02:04:26 PM
Me: Just another freak spawned from the creature of chaos that is castlevania.
X: Ah, ok.
*X goes back to the castle center, and Highwind goes back to rummaging in the cellar.*
Me: Hm?  What are these?
*Highwind's flashlight falls on a couple of barrels.*
ALL RIGHT!  THESE BARRELS ARE PART OF THE FIRST BATCHES OF CAPTAIN DRAC AND VILLA PUNCH! ROCK!
*Highwind and Donvermicell get to work hauling the barrels out of the Villa's cellar.*
Who wants to try this stuff?  Only 5 full hearts for a glass of first batch captain drac or first batch villa punch!
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lelygax on February 26, 2013, 06:35:28 PM
2nd clone: Hey, since we are working here for free, we can have a gulp of this?
4th clone: Yeah, that would be good;
6th clone: Whatever, give us that or I'll burn this drink!
*All 6 clones look at the 6th with a angry face*

All minus 6th clones: Shut up man, are you planning to ruin our free drink?!
6th: Ok! Ok! Sorry! A man cant even make some jokes these days, geez!
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 02, 2013, 03:11:22 PM
Me: Ok, here you go.
*Highwind serves the clones their drinks*
Donvermicelli: Hey, turn on the news, highwind.
Me: Got it.
*turns on the news channel.*
News anchor: This is the Walachia news Network with breaking news of a terrible tragedy.  Within the last hour, a small wallachian village near the romainan black sea coast was obliterated by what some survivors called a large bolt of dark energy that fell from the sky.
The romanian national guard is still searching through the debris, looking for survivors.
*Highwind turns off the Tv*
Me: That's the Village we were in about a year ago!  Everyone, grab your gear and get ready to move out!
*Everyone goes and gets their gear.*
Me: This has to be the work of the Anti-matter cannon.  We were expelled from the void after defeating The Abomination, so we were unable to locate and destroy the sinister weapon.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on March 03, 2013, 11:09:02 AM
*X get's another call*

X: "For Christ sake! I just sat down..!"

*Picks up the phone*

X: " Y'ellow?"

Highwind: "Suit up, we've got problems."

X: Man, can't get a break. I'll be right there."

*X stuffs all that he needs into his bag of holding then proceeds to meet up with the others*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 04, 2013, 01:29:36 AM
*X arrives in the Villa foyer*
X: Highwind,what the fuck?
Me: No time, just follow my lead.
*The Villa Militia departs the Villa foyer for the castle wall.*
*Inside the castle wall*
*Pulls X over to one side to talk to him one-on-one.*
Me: Listen to me, we just learned from the news channel that within the last hour, a small wallachian village near the romainan black sea coast was obliterated by what some survivors called a large bolt of dark energy that fell from the sky.  The Anti-matter cannon is still fully operational, even without The Abomination to give dark energy to it.  We have to go to the village and locate the black hole that will take us to it.
X: Shit, this is real bad.
Me: Pretty much, now let's get going.
*The Militia leaves the castle wall and begins it's trek through the forest of silence.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lelygax on March 06, 2013, 07:03:58 AM
1st Clone: We are going with you, I've seen what this weapon can do while I observed you from afar, and its nothing pretty.
4rd Clone: So, whats the plan?

*Meanwhile*

Me: Celticus, it seems that we have a problem, the anti-matter cannon have been used and Highwing Dragoon is going to check it with a group, let this portal  and this Ape with me, go help them.

Celticus: How did you know that? Also they are a little distant to that...

Me: I share my mind with my clones, I know all that they know, also I can send you for any of my clones location if you want, I can trade places with him or send someone near any of my clones.

Celticus: Okay then, take care.

*Lelygax touches Celticus forehead and then he is teleported to near the clones*

Me: Sorry for making you wait for so long... Whatever, I doubt that you can understand what Im saying.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 06, 2013, 09:09:05 PM
Me: Fine, but we need to make it to the villa advance base in the forest of silence, we left halfway through the afternoon, it gets dark around 4:30 Pm, and it's 3:52 Pm right now.
Don: Yeah, We may have the were creatures on our side, but the zombies and skeletons attack whoever is in the woods at night.
Harrycombs: I don't know how the weres can live here.
*They continue walking, until they reach the advance base.
Sentry: You made it just in time!  I was about to close and lock the gate for the night.
*The militia files into the base, unloads their gear, and goes to the mess hall for dinner and to discuss how to get into the destroyed village.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on March 07, 2013, 10:01:21 AM
*X offloads his gear*

X: "Well that trek through the forest was a little uneventful. No-doubt for the best as we really don't need any more unpleasant surprises."

Nathan: "Hey, did you bring any more booze?"

X: "Are you serious?? We're planning our next move so you need to be sober. The lot of ya!"

Highwind: *Whisper* "Seriously do you have any?"

X: *Whisper* "Sure. I'm just not breaking it out until the after party starts."
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lelygax on March 07, 2013, 11:18:43 AM
6th clone: *Whisper* Good, let me drink it too.

X and Highwind: Hey, GTFO.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 07, 2013, 10:47:29 PM
*Over dinner*

Me: Ok, after we wake up and eat breakfast tomorrow, we need to cross foggy lake and sneak into the village while stealthed, to search for the black hole that is left over after the village was destroyed.  It won't be as big as before, due to The Abomination no longer existing and able to feed it dark energy.  Once we are in the Void, We must destroy all of the dark forces in our way, and then get to the Anti-matter Cannon and destroy it.  Any questions?
Slayer: Yeah, how powerful are these 'dark forces'
Me: They are composed of the Anti-matter guardians, whose power is only matched by the Chaos guardians, Which is why they (Chaos guardians) will be assisting us by taking on the brunt of the Anti-matter Guardians.
Slayer: So, we're pretty much the strike team.
Me: Pretty much.  Any other Questions? No? Good, then, LET'S DRINK!
*X busts out the Villa punch and Captain drac from his infinite bag of holding and the drinking commences in the mess hall.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on March 08, 2013, 10:05:10 AM
*X whispers to Highwind while the others are preoccupied*

X: "About those Anti-matter guardians..."

Highwind: "What about them besides the threat to the whole world?"

X: I just hope they're stable enough for us to attack them out-right. Cause when Matter and Anti-Matter collide, they annihilate one another. If you've ever seen 'Angels & Demons' then you know this isn't last minute thoughts. An anti-matter/matter explosion is like a Nuclear blast."

Highwind: "... Point taken. We'll see what happens and cross that bridge once we get to it."
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lelygax on March 08, 2013, 04:07:07 PM
1st Clone: If thats the case, if one explodes this will destroy the other ones right? We can choose one of the clones to deal the final blow while everyone flees the Void. That or try our Barrier technique to contain the explosion, but I doubt that it can contain a explosion of this magnitude with only this amount of people to help.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 08, 2013, 10:18:17 PM
Me: Everyone, relax, the chaos guardians are going to give us Nebula suits, they will protect us from the Anti-matter Guardians attack.
X: Ah, ok, Then the attack is not suicidal, then.
1st clone: Well, never mind then.  :P
Me: Ok, enough talk, RESUME DRINKING!
*The Villa militia drinks into the wee hours of the morning, when they retired to their rooms and fell asleep.*

(Sidenote: 300th POST! W00T)
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lelygax on March 08, 2013, 11:00:04 PM
300?!
300 - This is madness. This is Sparta. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qR0Uke2XNI#)
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 09, 2013, 01:31:37 AM
*Wakes up with a start*

Me: *Grumble* Stupid damn meme.......ZZZZZZZZ
*Goes back to sleep*

The next morning.....

Dragon Warrior II (NES) Music - Inn Theme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeZoV2XNXq8#)

Me: That was a really crappy dream I had last night, gotta stop drinking before bed.
*Highwind gets dressed, gets his gear, and heads to the mess hall for breakfast.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lelygax on March 13, 2013, 02:39:51 AM
*6th Clone throws a plate of cake at Highwind face*

6th Clone: Food fight!
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on March 13, 2013, 10:28:39 AM
*X steps out of the bathroom just as a plate full of pancakes flies past his face*

X: "What the-!"
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 13, 2013, 01:37:16 PM
Me: That's it!
*kicks everyone's asses*
Me: Dammit guys, we're supposed to eat breakfast and catch the helicopter that will take us over foggy lake!  Now get to it!
Everyone else: *Grumble*
*The Villa militia finishes breakfast in silence, then gears up and gets into several helicopters that take off and fly to their destination.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lelygax on March 14, 2013, 06:54:42 PM
6th Clone: I can pilot this? I've trained hours in a simulator, cmon say yes! :D
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 14, 2013, 07:45:24 PM
Everyone else: NO!!!!!  >:( >:( >:(
6th clone: Jeez, sorry I asked.
*The helicopters drop the villa militia on the far shore of foggy lake that will lead them to the ruined village.*
Me: Now that everyone is here, time to MOVE OUT!
*The villa militia departs for the destroyed village.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on March 15, 2013, 05:35:43 PM
*The villa militia chopper lifts off the tarmac and flies on over the foggy lake*

X: "So much for our R&R..."

Highwind: "With all that's going on this should come as no surprise."

Nathan: "Fair enough. But we will need so serious relaxation after this is over. Even your regular soldiers can't go for prolonged periods of time without needing a rest."

X: "Or else they break down due to stress. PTSD is the worst-case scenario and don't need any of that here."

*The chopper nears the other side of the foggy lake*

Pilot: "Nearing designated landing point! ETA: 6 minutes!"

Voice: "X wake up!"

X: "Huh?? Wha..? What happened?"

Highwind: "You were rendered unconscious while climbing out of the chopper."

X: "Oh... I thought we were still in the chopper."

Nathan: "Common, let's go."

*Nathan helps X to his feet. X holds his head feeling slightly dazed*

Highwind: "Try to walk it off."

X: "Can do..."
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Neobelmont on March 15, 2013, 09:08:41 PM
S-support special


Meanwhile...

Hans Zimmer - A Small Measure Of Peace [End Credits] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeKSGxMPKGo#ws)


In the dawn of morning.. In the shack.

gentle breeze, the rising sun, the light hits our faces.

Neo: Hey

Emerald:......

Neo:? Whats wrong?

Emerald: Nothing...

Neo: Okay....( This is odd she usually has something to say. This is not her usually self ...)

Neo: No somethings wrong tell me.

Emerald: Like I said it nothing just take a look. Just the two of us early morning it's wonderful is it not?

Neo: Yeah  :)

Emerald: So this time I just want to savor it never know when a moment like this may happen again.

Neo:?  True some of us are not early birds  :P  but, you sound like something is going to happen like something is going to rip us apart .

Emerald:   :(  You never know you just....



[Music] Fire Emblem: Awakening -Ha ha! Yes, it will take some getting used to!-『Extended』 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pr3nC8VCoy4#ws)

Neo: (Grabs her hands gently)   ;)     

Emerald: Hey!.... hey....  :-[

Neo: heh. Sometimes you are too much of a worrysome girl  ;)

Emerald: ...

Neo: You know looking back at this whole adventure with the villa  and all these crazy events happening I'm glad one thing at least happened.

Emerald:What?

Neo: You know for a girl who seems to know everything and acts pretty though you seem really oblivious to what I'm going to say.

Emerald: >:(

Neo:   ;D The chance to meet you of course. Besides the beating me to a pulp and throwing putting me in a dark room part. I'm glad to have you by my side. Ha ha.  Either way this may take some time getting use to but I cannot wait for what's to come.

Emerald: Griffons of a feather fly together.

Neo: Yep.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 17, 2013, 11:30:26 AM
*They Arrive in the forest before the village*

Me: Dammit, the romanian national guard has established a well defended perimeter around the ruined village.
X: Hold on, highwind, the tunnel entrance is still intact!
Me: and unguarded, too, but the other end might have either collapsed or is guarded, so we're going to need to go in stealthed.
*After stealth is cast on everyone, the villa militia enters the tunnel to the village remains*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lelygax on March 18, 2013, 02:51:52 PM
1st Clone: So whats the plan?
6th: I can turn everyone in dragons so we can smash them :D
3th: Since when we can turn others in dragons?
6th: C'mon, everyone can do it, its easy, wanna see?
1st: I doubt that it could wo-

*6th casts the magic in the 5th clone*

6th: Hey, dont doubt my magic, I'll show you that it works perfec- >:(

*5th turns into a rabbit*

6th clone: -tly... well? :o
6th clone: Oops, hehe  :rollseyes:
Everyone: >:(
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 21, 2013, 12:52:59 AM
Me: The exit is ahead, let's get going.
*The Villa Militia emerges into the destroyed village.*
Slayer: It's gone, it's all gone.....

Final Fantasy IX OST - Kingdom of Burmecia (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wf_-OznDQHg#)

Me: Let's get going and find the black hole.
*Everyone splits up to find it.*
Sulaco: It's over here, where the giant skeleton used to be.
*Sure enough, a small black hole was at the center of a crater that was once the Village square.*
X: It look dangerous, Highwind.
Me: Ok, Everybody, equip your nebula suits, and enter the black hole!
*The Villa Militia enters the black hole.*

*The Void*

42. Phantasy Star IV - Edge of Darkness (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1cN-ct0oyw#)

*The Chaos guardians are attacking the Anti-matter guardians, and slowly forcing them back.*

Me: Alright guys, let's plow through and get to the anti-matter Cannon.
*They manage to fight their way to the sinister weapon.*
Me: Now, let's destroy it!
Me: Dragon Dive!
All 7 Lelygax clones and Lelygax: Odyssey!
X: *Fires positron laser rifle.*
Slayer: HYDRO STORM!
Harrycombs: FREE ENERGY!
Nathan: SUMMON THUNDERBIRD!
Donvermicell: *Attacks with lightsaber.*
Kregan: *Slashes with extended Claws.*
Mobius: FIRE STORM!
Sulaco: Lightning volley!

*The cannon shakes, then uproots itself to reveal legs, then wings spread from the cannon itself, then the cannon splits into four pieces to reveal a mouth!*

Anti-matter cannon: *Vorpal scream*
*It flies up high.*

Me: Leave this to me, I have to be the one to destroy it!

The Legendary Starfy - Final Boss Music EXTENDED (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-taXACN_4jA#ws)

* A pitched battle takes place.  Just as soon as Highwind depletes the Cannon's energy force by attacking it, The cannon fires a large black hole at highwind*

Me: ARGH! SHIT!
*Highwind is barely holding back the black hole*
*All of a sudden, a bunch of energy flows to him.*

The Legendary Starfy Music Video- Let's Go (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh29rZwli6A#)
Me: YAHHH!!!
*The black hole is thrown back at the anti-matter Cannon, destroying it.*
*Shatterhand boss explosion*
*All of the Anti-matter Guardians explode!*
*The Villa Militia is teleported out of the Void.*

X: We did it!  The Anti-matter Cannon is destroyed!
Donvermicelli: All shall come to fear the wrath of the Villa!

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

C&C: Tiberian Sun Soundtrack - Score (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M28pRk5nwFc#)
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Neobelmont on March 21, 2013, 01:04:32 AM
Neo & Emerald: What in the  :o

Emerald: The village, it's destroyed.....

Neo: Hey what's that?

Emerald: Is that what I think it is ?
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on March 21, 2013, 10:32:43 AM
*X notices a shiny object nearby the Anti-matter cannon's remains*

Highwind: X? What do you see?

Nathan: Is that...some kind of sword..?

X: It is! And I've seen it somewhere before...

*X reaches out to it*

Sulaco: I wouldn't do that if I were you.

*As soon as X picks up what looks to be a large, sharp carving knife, he vanishes*

Group: ...

*X opens up his eyes and examines his surroundings*

Alice Madness Returns Queensland (Extended) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HArzziLuW3M#)

X: ..oops.

Voice: 'Oops' is a rather unorthodox word to discern where you are.

X: Who said that..!?

Voice: In the tree genius.

*X looks up*

X: The Cheshire cat?? WTF!

Cheshire cat: Such crude wording for one who's been allowed to enter the mystic hallows of Wonderland.

*X readies his positron rifle*

X: What happened to me? I know you aren't inherently evil as your loyalty to Alice is well documented. But I will shoot you if you try any unwelcome games with me.

Cheshire cat: Puuuurrrrrfect. You remind me of Alice when she first returned here after putting her shattered mind back together. it only took her ten years but...

X: I've already read the psychology report, thank you. So spare me. The only thing i want to know is why I'm here.

Cheshire cat: You picked up the mighty Vorpal blade. That's why you're here.

X: The anti-matter cannon..! It used a vorpal attack.

Cheshire cat: Within the confines of a "Black Hole" no-doubt.

X: Yes.

Cheshire cat: Excellent.

X: Whatever! Just put on some weight, your freaking me out with your gaunt look.

Cheshire cat: Don't blame the dwellers. We're just reflections of Alice's subconsciousness. Her mind broke, we all suffered. But she's much better now however we've still remained unchanged. Not that it's a bad thing as I was always looking to shed a few pounds.

X: I think you got more then you bargained for.

Cheshire cat: Of course, of course.

X: So, about this vorpal blade- er...carving knife..?

Cheshire cat: It's not a knife any more. It will change depending on it's user. to alice it was a carving knife. To the white knight whom defeated the mighty Jabberwocky, it was a wooden sword. But to you? Let us see for ourselves, shall we?

*Unconsciously X reaches behind him and withdraws the sword from it's sheath*

Cheshire cat: Now that is the most wicked-looking Scimitar I've ever seen! Polished to a silvery shine, almost glowing. And such embroidery... Exquisite to any warriors taste buds. Puuuurrrrrfect. Queen Alice would be impressed, no?

X: Queen? What happened to violent old Red?

Cheshire cat: Retired. At the time she was completely deranged. Alice had to stop her. The two eventually made a truce and then Alice took over from there.

X: Fine. Thanks for the history lesson. now how do I get back home? I've no intentions of tumbling down a rabbit hole.

Cheshire cat: You could always click your heels together three times.

X: Very funny.

Cheshire cat: All kidding aside, just bring the Vorpal blade up over your head.

X: Like so?

Cheshire cat: and now say "By the power of Greyskull"-

X: Stop joking around!

Cheshire cat: *Snicker* Very well. Just sheath you new weapon and imagine yourself back home. The world's very power is that of imagination. Here you are like a powerful wizard. You can go anywhere, any time. Isn't it just maddening?

X: Sure. Maddening.

*X imagines himself back with the others and he is gone*

Cheshire cat: Is it really necessary to rely on that man? He has almost no sense of humor. although I'll admit he's very much like you. Innocent at first. Then broken near the end.

Queen Alice: That will be quite enough out of you. Remember you are to be his support should he need it. And after what I've seen happening to my former home since I have been gone, I will not delay in choosing a champion to help safe-guard what is left.

Cheshire cat: Of course my Queen. but do not expect him to transform into a magical girl.

Queen Alice: *Giggle* Heavens no! I'm not that cruel.

*X soon is back with the others*

X: What a rush... I feel like I just stepped through a Stargate.

Highwind: Dude! What happened...and where did you get your hands on such a detailed sword?!

X: I'll explain on the way back to the villa. Although at this point I'm more inclined to think it was all just a bad acid trip.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 21, 2013, 02:00:26 PM
*The villa Militia reaches the pickup point and gets onto the Helicopters, which fly them over Foggy lake back to the villa advance base.*
X: We're back!  Kind of hungry, too..
Nathan: Let's go to the mess hall for lunch.
*They depart for the base's mess hall.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Neobelmont on March 21, 2013, 02:02:47 PM
*The villa Militia reaches the pickup point and gets onto the Helicopters, which fly them over Foggy lake back to the villa advance base.*
X: We're back!  Kind of hungry, too..
Nathan: Let's go to the mess hall for lunch.
*They depart for the base's mess hall.*


Neo: Hey!!!

Emerald:.....
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 21, 2013, 05:44:27 PM
*Highwind turns his head to see Neobelmont and Emerald.*
Me: Hey man, we're about to go get lunch at the mess hall, want to join us?
Neo: No, I'm good, how about you, Emerald?
Emerald: I'm not hungry right now.
Me: Well, suit yourselves.

*Highwind goes to the mess hall with the others.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Neobelmont on March 21, 2013, 10:26:32 PM
*Highwind turns his head to see Neobelmont and Emerald.*
Me: Hey man, we're about to go get lunch at the mess hall, want to join us?
Neo: No, I'm good, how about you, Emerald?
Emerald: I'm not hungry right now.
Me: Well, suit yourselves.

*Highwind goes to the mess hall with the others.*

Meanwhile.

Emerald: stomach rumbles... Ahh!  :-[
Neo: Come on it's not like these guys are going to bite there some good folk maybe crazy, but than again were not excatly"normal ourselfs huh.
Emerald:...Fine... I just don't like eating with other people that's all  :-[ ...
Neo: (Never knew she was shy maybe that's why she's kind of cold at first, me I just do not like eating around teenagers)
Come on  :) (holds out hand).

Emerald:Okay.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lone Wolf on March 22, 2013, 12:30:35 AM
Meanwhile, from the depths of Hades, a shadow emerges at the inside of an ancient temple...

Servant: He Lives! He Lives!

Amarok: Grrrrhhh... Who dares to awaken the Almighty Ancient Wolf God?

Servant: I am thy servant, my Lord! I prayed for your awakening, for my land is cursed and swallowed into darkness by a terrible plague..

Amarok: And how should I assist your commitment to awake me, lesser man?

Servant: Please, a shadow named Famine is wandering upon the land, massacring all the villagers, and even the children might die under its ruthless scythe.
It has no pity of the lesser men, its screams turns heads into madness, and its voice freezes our hearts in fear and despair...
Please, God of Darkness, have mercy of thy servants, for they fall short of thy triumph and bravery!!
Hear my prayers, defeat this wandering nightmare that self-names Famine?

Amarok: Thy prayers shall be heard, and thy hope shall be granted..
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on March 22, 2013, 10:38:07 AM
*In Tower Of Science X is looking over the Vorpal blade with his specialized equipment*

X: Why the hell give me this thing... I likes my energy weapons just fine.

Cheshire cat: In a one-on-one duel such a large weapon like your 'Positron rifle' would be too cumbersome. And I do believe both your Tower of Science laser and *Chuckle* Sasha, were also on the larger spectrum.

*X turns over the sword and begins the next set of tests*

Cheshire cat: Besides, The Vorpal blade is swift and keen. It weighs almost nothing and is indestructible while in this world.

X: The power of imagination created it?

Cheshire cat: Exactly. Both Wonderland and Lookinglass land were created out of Alice's powerful imagination as was this blade. Things like the horrid Jabberwocky were born out of nightmares. The vorpal blade is in all aspect of the imagination, a holy relic. It is a physical representation of the purity and innocence of a child; in this case, Alice herself. It was used to stamp out these nightmares to insure Wonderland's continued prosperity. I understand that you also have holy relics here too.

X: Sure do. One of them is called 'Vampirekiller'. Born of alchemy and fused with a tainted, vengeful soul. This weapon can only be used by a member of the Belmont family. The direct line of the family can use it, no problem. However offshoots of the bloodline are able use it but not without great risk.

Cheshire cat: Hmm. Well risk is part of the game. And speaking of risk, isn't this castle that of a vicious Vampire king?

X: Yup. We stay here and help keep him in check. Since we took over the Villa and the castle itself, no-one has been able to revive Dracula prematurely. But that won't stop him from coming back indefinitely as his regeneration cycle is one hundred years maximum. We have a direct line to the Belmont clan so if he does come back then we can call them up fast.

*X finishes the tests and sheaths the Vorpal blade*

Cheshire cat: Done then? Good. You were just wasting your time trying to hack into something, that by it's very nature, is really very simple to understand.

X: Like the mind of a child.

Cheshire cat: Excellent. you learn fast. Alice was wise to select you-

X: Enough. I wasn't chosen. Everyone saw the blade and anyone could have picked it up.

Cheshire cat: Maybe...

*the Cheshire cat starts to disappear while is huge grin still lingers on*

Cheshire cat: Maybe not.

*The smile vanishes. X then feels a cold sensation shoot up his spine*

X: Great..! Another god has been summoned to earth...and how the hell did I know that..!? Oh right. The Vorpal blade let's me know. Whether or not this new god is evil remains to be seen. Better let the others know.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 22, 2013, 11:18:25 AM
*Over lunch at the Villa advance base*
Nathan: So, you basically let X eat his lunch at the tower of Science.
Me: Had to, that's all he was doing, looking it over and over again.
*Neo and Emerald enter the mess hall, get lunch, and sit at a separate table.*
Slayer: Why are they sitting by themselves?
Me: *Shrugs* Maybe they want to eat lunch together away from the group?  Whatever, let's just finish lunch and gear up.
*The Villa militia finishes lunch and gears up.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Neobelmont on March 22, 2013, 10:49:26 PM
*Over lunch at the Villa advance base*
Nathan: So, you basically let X eat his lunch at the tower of Science.
Me: Had to, that's all he was doing, looking it over and over again.
*Neo and Emerald enter the mess hall, get lunch, and sit at a separate table.*
Slayer: Why are they sitting by themselves?
Me: *Shrugs* Maybe they want to eat lunch together away from the group?  Whatever, let's just finish lunch and gear up.
*The Villa militia finishes lunch and gears up.*

Neo: Hey Highwind, where are you guys heading now?

Emerald: Thank you for the meal Dragoon, and do not take it personally that I did not eat with the rest of you I'm just not use to eating with a lot of people.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 22, 2013, 11:01:04 PM
Me: We're heading back to the Villa, then change into regular clothes, and have dinner at the Bar 'n grill at the castle center.
Neo: Ah, I think me and emerald will just stay at the villa for a bit.
*X arrives*
X: Highwind, we're ready to ship out.
Me: Ok, Villa militia, time to MOVE OUT!
*The villa militia begins the trek back to the villa.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lelygax on March 22, 2013, 11:32:51 PM
Me: Dammit, just when Im so close to enter the portal these clones call me here, atleast its for a good cause.
1st clone: Sorry, we needed your help.
Me: Thats why I summoned clones, so I could examine why this portal appeared! Also 6th did stupid thing again, eh? Better fix it before I forget.
*Lelygax casts a magic that transforms 6th to his original self again*
6th clone: Thanks, next time do it faster, also Im hungry and....
Me:...
*Lelygax turns 6th in a Yoshi*
Me: Atleast I dont will need to walk for a while. ;)
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lone Wolf on March 23, 2013, 12:59:53 AM
Meanwhile, in a little bar inside Villa:

Me: Okay, guys, we'll play a song about a Villa that was once attacked by dragons, but then it was saved by carebears.
Melman: Wait! This is a spoiler!
Me: Melman... Don't fuck it up...
Melman: Oh... Okay...
Me:
Once in a while, the dragons came along,
But the Carebears were there, so they helped us play a song,
About stupid dragons that just came along to eat,
But the Carebears were there, so they fought to set us free...

Melman: Wait, do carebears have spam?
Me: Melman, don't fuck it up.
Melman: Okay..
Me:
The dragons came along, to kill and fade away,
but the carebears around were brave and fought them all the way

Melman: Back and forth with the carebears thing, i think it's silly.
Me: Melman.... :/
Melman: What?
Me: ....don't... you... fucked it up... :/
Melman: ...sorry.
Me: I told you.... To not fuck it up. :/
Melman: I know. But the song was weird... :/
Me: Melman...
Melman: What?
Me: *throws Melman out of the bar* -___-"
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 24, 2013, 11:36:35 PM
*Some time later*
*The Villa militia arrives back at the villa.*
Sulaco: What the hell's going on here!?!??
Nathan: Someone's singing about carebears saving the Villa.
ME: FUCKING CARE BEARS!??!?!

Scene from 'Cop Out' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAtcDYTZUi4#ws)

Me: Tempest, destroy this abomination!

Advance Wars: Dual Strike ~ Black Hole Super Power Theme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W69P0NhkIEg#)

*Lone wolf is stunned*

Slayer: I'll take it from here.
*Throws Lone wolf outside with the 12 Cerberus', then kills the melman before heading back inside.*
Harrycombs: This is why next time we go out, 2 people have to stay here.
Me: Anyways, let's get going to the bar 'n grill; Neo and Emerald, MAKE SURE that guy doesn't get back in, got it?
Neo: Got it.
Emerald: Sure, I guess.
*The rest of the Villa militia goes to the castle center.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lone Wolf on March 26, 2013, 02:30:22 AM
*Some time later*
*The Villa militia arrives back at the villa.*
Sulaco: What the hell's going on here!?!??
Nathan: Someone's singing about carebears saving the Villa.
ME: FUCKING CARE BEARS!??!?!

Scene from 'Cop Out' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAtcDYTZUi4#ws)

Me: Tempest, destroy this abomination!

Advance Wars: Dual Strike ~ Black Hole Super Power Theme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W69P0NhkIEg#)

*Lone wolf is stunned*

Slayer: I'll take it from here.
*Throws Lone wolf outside with the 12 Cerberus', then kills the melman before heading back inside.*
Harrycombs: This is why next time we go out, 2 people have to stay here.
Me: Anyways, let's get going to the bar 'n grill; Neo and Emerald, MAKE SURE that guy doesn't get back in, got it?
Neo: Got it.
Emerald: Sure, I guess.
*The rest of the Villa militia goes to the castle center.*

?????

Okay, i'll just leave and pretend it was nothing.. :|
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 27, 2013, 11:32:29 AM
*Some time later*

*The villa militia arrive at the castle center bar 'n grill and are seated.*
Vampire maid: What would you like to order?
Everyone: Steak, medium rare with butter garlic dipping sauce.
Vampire maid: Ok, I'll give the order to the cook.
*Leaves*
Celticus: Dragoon, you should come by the coliseum after dinner, there's going to be a massive chariot battle taking place.
Me: Sounds cool, hey, our steaks are coming out already.
*Everyone gets served their steaks.*
*Soon, everyone is busy eating.*
*After dinner*
Me: Damn, Sinful, that was the best steak I've ever had!  Where did you get the meat for it?
Sinful: It's from a slaughterhouse that only uses meat from grass-fed cows.
Me: Yep, knew it.  Well, It's time to head to the Coliseum and go see that chariot battle.  Might get me in the mood to talk about my past.....
*The villa militia departs for the Arena.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lone Wolf on March 27, 2013, 12:22:50 PM
Scene from 'Cop Out' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAtcDYTZUi4#ws)

lol
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lelygax on March 27, 2013, 01:06:31 PM
*Lelygax transforms 6th back to normal*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on March 27, 2013, 06:01:36 PM
*X enters the coliseum just as two monster gladiators are ducking it out*

Crowds: AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!

X: "Geezus! When they get worked up, there's no volume control."

*After maneuvering past the crowds finds the Villa regulars seated nearby the wall with the giant rainbow-glowing crystal*

Nathan: "Yo X! Don't see you here very often."

X: "When you build things you tend to isolate yourself without even realizing it."

*Out in the arena floor, a Cyclops monster takes a swing at the Leviathan creature. The Satanic-like monster is flung towards the arena wall and collides with a loud 'THUD'*

Highwind: "Any bets that it's going to get up after such a devastating blow?"

X: "No, I'm good. Besides I believe you had something to discuss with me."

Highwind: "Yep."

X: "I'll take a guess and say it has something to do with your past."
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lone Wolf on March 28, 2013, 01:52:57 AM
*Lelygax transforms 6th back to normal*

Meanwhile:

Wolf: Lel, where are you, man?
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lelygax on March 28, 2013, 06:17:10 PM
Lelygax: Return to me, my clones.
*Lelygax abosorb all his clones and goes to the coliseum*
Lelygax: Why you asked your servants to call me here?
Highwind: I wanted to talk about my past.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lone Wolf on March 28, 2013, 11:56:20 PM
Lelygax: Return to me, my clones.
*Lelygax abosorb all his clones and goes to the coliseum*
Lelygax: Why you asked your servants to call me here?
Highwind: I wanted to talk about my past.

Wolf: oh, there you are! *runs to the coliseum*
Coliseum Guard: you cannot pass.
Wolf: why not?? 8/
Coliseum Guard: it's top secret. Only Lelygax was called here. Master Highwind doesn't need your presence. So leave.
Wolf: Uhm.... Really? So tell your master that i ran all the way here looking for Lelygax, so i'm not leaving until i can talk to him. V^V
Coliseum Guard: ....... *looks at his partner*
Wolf: what?! Whaaat?? Are you gona tell me there's something wrong about it? >=/
Coliseum Guard: Eh, no. Just so... You're not in the queue for visits.
Wolf: *sees queue* ? ? ? ? Are you kidding me? ? ? ? 8/
Coliseum Guard: So sorry! ^^;
Wolf: *gets back to the end of the queue* I hate you so much... =_____="
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 29, 2013, 11:09:11 PM
Me: I will tell you what happened after I was teleported to 21st century romania.
Lelygax: Cool
X: Sure, I'll listen to it.
Me: Anyways, I came out of the wormhole, and there was a village nearby.  Over several weeks of observing the villagers and learning their language, I cloaked myself to look like a regular human, and went into town to find out about the area.  One reoccurring theme was a derelict castle on an island in the middle of a fog-covered lake; rumor has it that various monsters and demons resided there, lead by a vampire king.  I immediately set out for the lake.  Once I got there, I determined that whatever was in the water would eat me, so I super-jumped over the lake to a bridge that went through a low tidal wall.  After that I scaled a cliff and was in a forest that was eerily quiet.  After wandering around, Beating the giant ape skeleton twice, beating and earning the respect of the Were creatures of the forest, I came to the castle wall.  After some climbing and pulling 2 levers, the metal gates opened to what appeared to be the courtyard.
Almost immediately, I was attacked by 3 Cerberus'.  The first gate opened after I dispatched them, and then I had to defeat another Cerberus to open the second gate.  Past the metal gates was a large fountain, with a graveyard surrounding it.  I Destroyed the zombies that were in my way, and entered the building in front of me.
The Windows were boarded up, and the place smelled musty and reeked of death.  All of a sudden, a vampire tried to bite me, but ended up impaled on my spear.  After removing some cloths from what looked like tables, I then realized that the place that I was in was once a drinking establishment.  I quickly cleaned up the place, went into the cellar to stock up the bar, and re-opened it.  And that is how I came to reside in the Villa.
X: Huh, was wondering who was the one who re-opened the old watering hole.
Nathan: Well dragoon, I'm glad you re-opened the place!  Not a lot of Dracula resurrections going on lately.  :-\
Lelygax: Meh, it was an ok back story.
*Everyone turns to stare at Lelygax.*
Lelygax: What, a man can't have a different opinion then everyone else?  Whatever, let's just watch the rest of this fight.
*The Villa militia watches the rest of the fight in silence.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lelygax on March 29, 2013, 11:36:14 PM
Lelygax: I've come to this era using my own willpower, when I've seen that the final battle is happening, I created onbe version of me to reside in this era and entered my PC. Its not like this Holywood backstory with a time-traveling Charles Bronson with machineguns superjumping walls like Highwind said now, but its still cool right? (Wait... Charles Bronson appeared before or after he learned how to speak this language?) *scratches head*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lone Wolf on March 30, 2013, 12:25:05 AM
Wolf: Shit, they must be talking about something important... A quest, maybe? Omg, i have to get there quickly!!!
Man: Heeey, where are you going? Wait on the queue just like us!
Wolf: Don't tell me what to do, asshole!  >:(
Man: Hey, who'dya callin' asshole, you motherfucker? Get back here right now!
Wolf: Aarrghhhhhh...... *throws man away* That's what you get for messing with me!
*guards appear*
Wolf: ......fuck!! *flees to an ally nearby* *sigh* Ah, man... I just wanted to see Lel... Shit!! >:(
Old Man: He's preparing for a quest, all of them are.
Wolf: Wha... What are you doing here? Get back to the shadows, demon! >:0
Old Man: Ahaha, easy there, young man.. You must have a high temper but easy, okay? I'm just an old man. I just wanted to gawk at the boy crazy enough to come here.
Wolf: What are you talking about?
Old Man: Look down at your feet..
Wolf: *spots a portal cyrcle* What the hell?!?!
Old Man: hahahahaha, now you come with me, i wanna show you something.
*teleports to a portal cyrcle hidden in the woods of the Cursed Island*
Wolf: WHAT - THE - FUCK?!?!?! :o
Old Man: *looks at Wolf* Hehehehe, you scared?
Wolf: (son of a b....) >=/
Old Man: Now come, i wanna show you something, this way. *opens secret path*
Wolf: I still don't get anything.
Old Man: Hahaha, you'll see. *follows secret path to a hidden stone wall*
Petrificus revelatus... *opens hidden passage* This shall lead you to the Castle Dungeon. Follow me until the end of the path. I shall leave a blue-lit lantern on my entrance for you. *disappears*
Wolf: .... Eh... Okay, then. o_o (this can't be happening... -_-) *follows dark passage*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on March 30, 2013, 07:11:56 AM
*Out of the corner of his eye X sees a figure and an old man disappear*

X: "Wonder what that was about..?"

*The Leviathan get's it's second wind and throws a volley of fireballs at the Cyclops. The Cyclops dodges them but doesn't see that they were a distraction. The Leviathan had jumped up just as the fireballs had left it's mouth and it lands right on top of the distracted monster*

*CRUNCH!!*

Sulaco: "Okay, it's not getting up from that-"

Cyclops: "RRRRROOOOAAAAARRRR!!"

Nathan: *A-hem* "You were saying?"

Sulaco: "Forget it..."

*X turns his attention to Highwind*

X: "If you're expecting a grand tail out of me then you're out of luck. I arrived here prior to the whole sordid affair with the Russian invasion. I'm nothing special."

Cheshire cat: "Says the man who can make virtually everything he wants to."

X: "Well that's because of this castle, isn't it?"

Cheshire cat: "Are you trying to be dense? It is through the powers of your imagination that have enabled you to concoct such devices like the Positron Rifle or your miraculous 'Bag of holding'. Dwel on it for a fortnight will you?"

*The Cheshire cat vanishes*

Highwind: "I thought that cat was fat."

X: "Was. But I guess he's right. I don't know..."

*Just then Nathan breaks the silence*

Nathan: "Look everyone the Cyclops' got a chain!"

*The Cyclops wraps a chain around it's hammer and starts swinging it around. The Leviathan tries to dodge but is impacted by the Cyclops' new makeshift weapon. The beast keels over after it's head is caved in from the impact. The Cyclops then throws it's arms into the air and dances around the arena floor in victory*

X: "Good thing I didn't bet."

Sinful: "Awww crap!!"

Highwind: "Tell that to him. I think he just tanked."

X: *Chuckle*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lone Wolf on March 31, 2013, 03:52:14 AM
Wolf: ....i swear, if i find out that oldie got me into trouble, then i'll kill him! >:(
*then suddenly a voice spreads into whisper...*
Voice: You.... Did..... Bad in..... Coming here.....
Wolf: Damn it, it's fucking dark, i can't see a thing... Who's there? >:(
Voice: You...... Have been....... Cursed.......
Wolf: What're you talking about? Who are you?
Voice: I'm........ *the mysterious voice then suddenly fades away..*
Wolf: ....you gotta be kidding me. >:( *spots a blue-shining light from deeply far into the dark*
Wolf: Huh? This must be the blue lamp the old man was talking about. I'd better pay him a visit. *goes to the light*
*then suddenly a roar spreads*
Roar: Grrrrr.....
Wolf: Huh?
Roar: Grrrrr.....
Wolf: This ain't good..
*strangely the blue shining lamp comes closer*
Wolf: What?! I'm not even walking! What the hell is going on...?
.......
*the roar stopped*
Wolf: ...... *gets closer to the blue light; light comes even closer*
Wolf: ???
*hears the sound of sparks*
Wolf: Oh... My.... God....
*a huge, blue shining, thundering skeleton wolf appears*
Thunder Skeleton Wolf: *howls with thunder spreading through his mouth* AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLFFF!!!!
Wolf: WHAAAT?!?! You fucking kidding me?!
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on April 02, 2013, 12:19:46 PM
*Some time later*

*The villa militia get back to the Villa foyer.*

Me: Now I'll tell you why I made slayer and X do all the pyrotechnics against the Russians.
Slayer: Yeah, why is that, man?
X: I would like to hear this, too.
Me: Several years before the battle of Kadesh was fought (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Kadesh (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Kadesh))  Me and my master dragoon were dispatched to the Nile River Valley by the Hittite emperor Muwatalli to sabotage the Egyptian's crops.  Our job was to start several small fires over a large area and spread them with strong winds.  However, We were too sucessful, and ended up burning several villages and the vital river port of Abydos.  Me and my master dragoon barely escaped Egypt with our lives. And that is why I want nothing to do with fire.
X: Huh, well that makes sense.

*Highwind goes back to serving drinks until the wee hours of the morning.*

The next day......

Dragon Warrior IV (NES) Music - Inn Theme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxL2E56njVw#)

*Over breakfast*

Me: So, does anyone want to hear more about my past?
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lelygax on April 02, 2013, 03:41:15 PM
*A psychiatrist cloth appears in Lelygax and a chair appears near Highwind*
Me: Tell me more about your childhood.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on April 02, 2013, 04:23:16 PM
Harrycombs: Yeah, tell us, highwind.
Me: Ok, I was born in Kussara, sent to Hattusas for military training, and then was sent to Kanesh to protect the various merchants and traders that would traverse through bandit country to what is know northern Iran to buy tin from the mines there.  After me and my master dragoon fled egypt, We were posted to the walled city of Kadesh.  Shortly after the battle (Which we both observed from the relative safety of the city), we were transferred to Carchemish, where we fought countless battles against not only the Assyrians, but Abaddon as well.  Anyways, that's about it for me.  Now, who wants drinks?
Everyone else: I do!
*Soon, highwind is busy making drinks.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on April 02, 2013, 06:06:56 PM
*X is seated at a nearby table. All the while watching the others gab with Highwind*

X: "A pyrotechnical assignment gone horribly wrong. Yep, that would be enough to warrant some form of fear in even the most hardened man. But fire by it's very nature is what it is. It's not good nor is it evil so why fear it..? It must be the old lizard brain thing that causes us to panic if an unplanned, unknown element is introduced into the finer workings."

Spider Queen: "You mean like you and spiders? You were never afraid of them when you were younger."

X: *Sigh* "Yes, that's true now why are you bothering me?"

Spider Queen: "I'm still waiting for that phone call on my worldwide web." *Giggle*

X: *sarcastic laugh* "Whatever. It's not going to happen."

Cheshire cat: "Why not imagine her as something other then a spider?"

X: "No-one, not even me has the power to do that. And more importantly, why are you bothering me as well?"

Cheshire cat: "He's in denial."

Spider Queen: "Oh, absolutely."

X: "Okay, I'm gone. You two can stay here and keep yourselves company whilst I go and gab with the others."
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on April 03, 2013, 06:11:32 PM
Hmpfh, the season Finale of stranded is tonight, there's only 3 more SD:MI episodes left, The Amazing World of Gumball doesn't have a new episode until April 23, AND The Looney Tunes Show's newest episode doesn't have an airdate yet.

What's a man to watch?  Deep south paranormal?  I think not.

*Goes to do a kegger*

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-THUNK!
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lelygax on April 03, 2013, 06:18:38 PM
I need to wait more months to see the new Dragon Ball Z movie animation, Steins;Gate movie and Nyaruko-San W (2/Double). JoJo doesnt have a confirmed 2nd season and its bad, we need more JoJo's Bizarre Adventure TV series.

Living one day at time to not die in this rotten world.

*asks for more Cap. Drac mixed with Bacchus wine.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on April 03, 2013, 08:32:44 PM
*serves Lelygax his drink*

Man, who knew a kabuto/kabutops needed so much experience to get to lv. 65, when it learns ancient power?

...meh, gonna take a break from leafgreen and watch the new episode of haunted collector.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on April 04, 2013, 12:08:25 AM
X: "Geez you guys are already hammered! Well I guess that's what happens when you talk about TV."

*X sits down*

X: "As for me, I'm still trying to work on finishing Skyrim as I always get the urge to restart the game with a new modified character. Maybe next time I'll make Red Sonja..."

*X takes a swig of his hot chocolate*

X: "But I've also recently picked up a copy of Kerby's 20th anniversary for the Wii so I've got to give that a try too."
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lelygax on April 04, 2013, 02:58:36 AM
*Lelygax whispers to X*

Lelygax: You can say "Kirby" here you know? They didnt trademarked it yet, its the past after all lol
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on April 04, 2013, 08:07:15 AM
Uh, no, It's the 21st century, lelygax.  Dracula's magic brought this version back into existence.  8)

And you can say "Kirby", just saying the name is protected under fair use.  ;D
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on April 04, 2013, 09:34:15 AM
X: "I don't know why your making it such a big deal. After all it's just a name. In fact it's my second cousin's first name. But before I get to playing it I should also check out that movie I bought. The one titled Barbarella starring Jane Fonda."
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on April 04, 2013, 09:41:47 AM
Oh yeah, the movie with this scene:

(click to show/hide)

lol

*Serves X more hot chocolate.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on April 08, 2013, 09:24:07 PM
*X pounds down another hot chocolate*

X: "Man! I'm gonna get a severe sugar high at this rate...or my pancreas will go into shock!"

Cheshire cat: "Well we can't have you dying on us this early in the game, now can we?"

Spider Queen: I agree. He's too delicious to look at..."

X: *Sour face* "..Uh-huh."

Nathan: "Is she salivating..?"

Highwind: "For f**k sakes woman, not on the new red oak tables!"

*Severl villa members try to sepparate the Spider Queen from the table, however her saliva is acting like webbing.*

X: "Okay. Hold her and the table far enough apart."

*X draws out the Vorpal blade. Holding it steady and taking aim, he makes a clean and quick slice through the sticky threads with no resistance.*

*SSSSHHHIIINNNK!*

Highwind: "Wow! That actually worked."

Nathan: "I thought that spider silk was stronger then steel."

X: "This sword is no ordinary weapon."

*X sheaths the blade*

Spider Queen: "I'm...sorry. About your brand new table."

Highwind: "At least you're apologetic. Unlike the other members of your clan. In the future, please keep your saliva in your mouth."

Spider Queen: *bow's politely* "Noted for future reference."

Cheshire cat: "Now do you believe that which you hold?"

X: "What makes you think I ever doubted it?"

Cheshire cat: "Holding an object is one thing. Seeing it in action is totally another. Through it's demonstration, you should now be more aware of the Vorpal blade's hidden potential...and yours."

X: "My abilities came from this castle! Actress said so herself. Before coming here, nothing I made ever worked right or at all. I was a flop in every sense of the word!"

Cheshire cat: "Perhaps there is some truth to what she has told you. But once more your gift like all the others around you was always with you. Simply coming to this castle and then crossing unto Wonderland has fully awakened your potential. No-one here, not even you is a mere human anymore."

Highwind: "I kinda guessed that already."

Cheshire cat: "At least Highwind Dragoon here is a little more 'on the ball' then you *Chuckle*. Maybe you should re-evaluate your life a bit."

X: "That's nothing new. But I've made no progress with that."

Cheshire cat: You'd better start soon. For when Queen Alice needs her new chosen hero, you will have no choice but to heed her calling. Throught the blade you will know when that time is and it will forcibly take you to Wonderland. The cost of owning the sword is a high one, but not unreasonable."

*The Cheshire cat vanishes with his smile fading last*

Highwind: "I'm on the ball! WOOT!"

X: "Not yet you aren't."

*X grabs a circus ball from his bag of holding and gives it to Highwind*

X: "Now stand on it."

Nathan: "I don't think that's what the cat had in mind."

X: "OH-MY-GOD! Do you know nothing of sarcasm?!?"

Spider Queen: *Fu,fu,fu* "I do."
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lelygax on April 09, 2013, 08:29:46 AM
Lelygax: This cat doesnt know when to shut up eh?

*goes unconscius*

 Unlike the others that are seeing and interacting with you only because of X imagination, I can see you even if he is sleeping or KO'ed. Stop acting as a jerk or I will put you to sleep okay?
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on April 09, 2013, 11:30:34 PM
Hmpfh, tonight is the mid-season finale of haunted collector, guess I have to watch deep south paranormal after all, if I want to keep watching shows about ghosts.  :-\

And ghost hunters *Shudders*  I'd have to be high and drunk to enjoy that show.  :-X

Looney tunes show's newest episode is on the 23rd, so I won't be roughing it so much.  ;D

*Goes back to leveling up his Zapdos to Lv. 65 in leafgreen*  8)

Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on April 10, 2013, 11:22:30 AM
*X shouts after Highwind*

X: "Highwind, if you really are scared of ghosts then why are you even here?? This castle and the Villa is overflowing the brim with them spirits. Or did you want to borrow my Positron rifle and be a Ghostbuster?"
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on April 10, 2013, 12:39:46 PM
*To X* Scared of ghosts?  C'mon, man, I can stun them with chain lightning, then dispatch them with my spear.  Or eat/absorb the ghost's (soul).  :-X
Oh yes, I can eat souls.  8)
On a lighter note, I wish I could find a copy of civilization Revolution for DS to play.  Oh well.
*Goes back to serving drinks.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lelygax on April 10, 2013, 05:28:26 PM
*awakens*

Finally they launched Haiyore! Nyaruko-san W, funny as ever.

Another drink please.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on April 10, 2013, 08:20:57 PM
*Serves Lelygax his drink*

I gotta finish watching Haunted collector, then get started on deep south paranormal. (Hope that I will be able to understand what they are saying)
Zapdos is at level 61 in leafgreen; after I watch the shows, going to watch some more New scooby doo mysteries.

*Goes to watch his recorded tv shows.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on April 11, 2013, 11:11:37 AM
*Creek-creek-creek-creek-*

Sulaco: "X what are you doing?"

X: "I'm winching this topic up to the top cause Highwind doesn't want it going below the middle of the topic page. It's like he want's to avoid a thread necromancy."

*Creek-creek-creek-Ding!*

X: "There! All done."
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on April 11, 2013, 11:56:52 AM
Well, I watched deep south paranormal last night, and it was ok.  I'll watch the rest of the season, and see if SyFy brings it back for a second season.
Zapdos is Level 63 in leafgreen; only 2 more levels before I box it and level up the next pokemon on my post hall of fame team.  8)
Also, Gotta go get the income tax forms for federal and state, then pick up my paycheck from my second job.
*Goes back to serving drinks.*

Side note: PAGE 25!  LET'S ROLL OUT THE KEGS!
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lelygax on April 11, 2013, 12:50:40 PM
My Eevolutions can bite any Pokémon to death (but they dont exist out of emulators T.T)
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on April 11, 2013, 05:12:55 PM
HA!  My lv. 65 Kabutops exists in Leafgreen, and it is king.  8)
Zapdos is lv. 65 now!  Time to box it and bring out the next pokemon.
Wanna go see either Olympus has fallen or G.I. Joe 2: retaliation tommorrow at 1 PM.
*Goes back to serving drinks.*

Lelygax made the 333rd post in the topic, so he gets the golden hunchback award!
Lelygax: Alright! Awesome!  8)
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on April 12, 2013, 10:01:38 AM
*A hunch-backed  middle-aged man skulks into the room*

Igor: Heh-heh, did someone say they won the golden hunchback award?
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on April 12, 2013, 01:33:38 PM
*Strikes him with my spear, and throws him in the skeleton pit below the bar.*
And stay there!
Change of plans, going to go see GI Joe: Retaliation at 4 pm.
I got articuno to lv. 55 in leafgreen, need to get it to Lv. 65.
*Serves some drinks, then goes to get ready for the movie.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lelygax on April 12, 2013, 02:09:13 PM
Woohoo, a prize! :D
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on April 12, 2013, 07:04:56 PM
Yep, the prize is all yours.  8)
I actually saw Olympus has fallen at 4:10 PM, good action movie, but nothing origional.
Now, I must file my federal and state Income taxes online, then get back to leveling up Articuno in leafgreen.
*Goes back to serving drinks.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lelygax on April 12, 2013, 07:52:51 PM
*Goes check that portal again*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on April 12, 2013, 10:16:33 PM
Man, after watching Olympus has fallen, I'm REAL glad the Russians weren't able to use a gunship against us.  :o :o :o :o
*Dragoons patrol the castle's airspace outside.*

To lighten the mood:

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Closing/Credits Theme Extended (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWNWYLv4_j8#)
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lelygax on April 13, 2013, 09:16:06 AM
Me: Now... where is the portal? Better check my map.

*some minutes after*

Okay, north.

*Lelygax continues ahead*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on April 13, 2013, 10:43:19 AM
*X looks out side the Tower of Science window*

X: "Whoaw! When did we get an airship?!"
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on April 13, 2013, 03:15:11 PM
*Gets a call on his walkie talkie.*
X: Highwind!  An airship just appeared outside of the tower of science!
Me: Well, I WAS talking about gunships and watching out for them....
X: Well, I'm gonna go check it out.  Later.
Me: Well, that was interesting.
*Continues serving drinks.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on April 14, 2013, 12:18:18 AM
*X gingerly steps out of the window and onto the ledge*

X: "God this thing is huge..!"

*Before X could step out onto it, a voice catches him off-guard*

Cheshire cat: "Stop!"

X: ??

Cheshire cat: "Don't just step out onto something without knowing what it is you are dealing with."

X: "Well it is rather suspicious that this ship should appear here out of thin air."

Cheshire cat: "Precisely. Bring out the Vorpal blade and reflect the sun's light onto it."

*X does as he's instructed. As the light touches the ship it starts to vanish*

Cheshire cat: "As I surmised, it was an illusion. How it got here must have something to do with Lelygax's portal."

X: "Is it unstable?"

Cheshire cat: "Perhaps. But several people have already crossed over here using it and they are not illusions."

X: "And I know who they are too. I've met one of them and he assisted us in bringing down the Russian forces. Then there is the other one whom I've not met personally, but have seen him around."

Cheshire cat: "This portal business may warrant an investigation should it get out of hand."

X: "Lelygax will know something's up and would inform the rest of us. But me personally, I have no idea where this portal is. But it's obvious that you do."

Cheshire cat : "I know of it's existence, yes. However that is because it's sending a ripple-like effect throughout the space-time continuum. The exact location is unknown even to me."

*X simply nods and goes back into the tower*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on April 16, 2013, 01:13:36 PM
Can't wait for April to be over, too much rain this month.
*Goes back to serving drinks.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lelygax on April 17, 2013, 08:09:35 AM
If april ends I will be 1 year older.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on April 18, 2013, 09:59:24 PM
Articuno is up to lv. 62 in leafgreen, only 3 more lvs. to go before I box it and raise the next pokemon to lv. 65 for the post national dex team.
Nothing else to do, gonna go watch Dirty Harry now.
*Goes back to serving drinks.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on April 21, 2013, 11:05:04 AM
*Reading the latest news X is enjoying another hot chocolate down at the Villa bar*

Sulaco: "Another one. you keep drinking that stuff and you'll be in the villa hospital."

X: "This is my first one today so I'm not worried. What!?"

Sulaco: "X...your sword..!"

*The Vorpal blade leaves it's sheath and becomes a band of violet light*

X: "What the-"

*The light then envelops X and he vanishes from the Villa*

Sulaco: "Okay. So...where did he go..?"

*X feels himself falling through an endless blue sky. He then finds the light has once more become the Vorpal blade. He then grabs the blade and then a suit of armor begins to form around his body*

X: "Whoaw..."

*To X the armor resembles that of the ancient Samurai, however it has a more modern stylization and is remarkably ornate in appearance. X also notes the four card suits displayed on the armor as well. But the one suit; the Heart suit, is the most dominant*

X: "I wonder how far I have to fall before I die..."

Alice Madness Returns Vale Of Tears (Extended) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqKVEti5jAo#)

*The clouds part beneath X and he lands ever-so gently down onto a grassy field. Beyond the field in one direction is a vast forest with giant statues of what appears to be Alice. The statues are crying water which then fills the streams and rivers of the landscape*

X: "The Vale of Tears..?!"

*in the other direction X notices a large castle-like palace ordained with statues and heart carvings*

Chashire cat: "Welcome X. Your destiny is at hand."

X: "Is this summoning me out of the blue going to become a habit?"

Cheshire cat: "The Queen has summoned you here. I'm merely to guide you. Nothing more."

X: "Oh. Where did this armor come from?"

Cheshire cat: *Chuckle* "I've never seen armor like that before. You do have strange tastes."

X: "Oh, so this armor is created from my subconscious then."

Cheshire cat: "Precisely. Just like how the Vorpal blade changed it's shape to suit your taste."

X: "Well. In the interests of servitude let's not keep the queen waiting."

Cheshire cat: "Indeed."

*The two walk over the vast castle bridge, past the Lookinglass railway depot and arrive at the front gate.*

X: "This castle does look kinda biological."

Cheshire cat: "The former Queen was the instigator of it's, shall we say, "questionable" construction. Alice decided to keep it as such but it's not the hostile place it used to be."

X: *Nod*

*The gates part and the two enter.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lelygax on April 21, 2013, 11:26:28 AM
?: Its good that I've remained secretly here, maybe something interesting can happen if I follow then lol

*In the normal world, Lelygax feel something strange*

Me: Ugh...! What is this strange sensation? Its related with this portal or its something else? Since it didnt happened the last time its very odd... Well I'll call the others here.

*Lelygax casts a giant ball of light that lifts in the sky and explodes, making a giant arrow pointing this location with the text "The portal is here. Me, Lelygax have found it again"*

*Back to Wonderland*

?: Wow, I need to be more careful or I will be forced to return. Better continue my mission.

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Neobelmont on April 21, 2013, 05:00:52 PM
meanwhile in the rose garden.

Fencing Practice; Sound Effect (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uraSWxBtck#)


Neo: Ahh okay!  I yield

Emerald: So... Slow  :-\

Neo: I'm so sorry  >:(

Emerald: Not my fault  let's hope on day my children will be much faster than that :rollseyes:

Neo: Yeah ... Let's hope wait what!?  :o


I'm getting that Catherine vibe  :-\


Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lone Wolf on April 21, 2013, 10:32:01 PM
I suck at RPing... -__-
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on April 23, 2013, 11:04:20 AM
Quote
I suck at RPing... -__-

It's no different then telling a story. I was rusty when I first started but you get better when you keep at it  ;)

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*Both X and the Cheshire cat enter the reception hall. X notes the regal slender woman with long black hair adorning her throne amidst the crowd of Wonderlanders. Her natural goth-like facial features and powerful green-eyed gaze bore's into X's head like a drill.

Cheshire cat: "Take heart X. She isn't nearly as vicious as the former Queen was. But don't get on her bad side."

X: "I'm...really not looking forward to this. At all."

Cheshire cat: "Uncomfortable, are we?"

X: "Yes I am. I was never very comfortable around women with authority...or women for that matter."

Cheshire cat "Well you are a Capricorn so it;s only natural that you remain recluse until such a time when you get to know them."

Former Queen of Hearts: "Well don't just stand there gawking! It's impolite. Have tact and be respectful. Don't keep our new ruler; Queen Alice waiting."

X: *Cringe* "Sure. I'll just take my leave of you then."

*X walks quickly towards the throne*

X: *Mutters under his breath* "Fuck, she's even scarier in person..!"

Cheshire cat: "Your Highness. May I present to you and your royal court, the man whom has received the Vorpal blade."

Queen Alice: "..."

X: *Whisper* "So? What happens now? She's just looking at me..!"

Cheshire cat: "Well it is common courtesy to bow before the ruler of the Queendom."

*X nods then slowly gets down on one knee*

X: "Forgive my highness but I'm not accustom to such outdated formalities... Well, outdated from where I hail actually."

Queen Alice: "..."

*Saying nothing the Queen stands and walks towards X, her Heart Scepter in hand*

X: "Uhhhh, okay..?"

Queen Alice: "Welcome stranger. You have received my blade and know it is yours to wield."

X: "Yeah, about that-"

Queen Alice: "Say no more. Your objections are understandable. Never-the-less it was you who picked up the blade, therefore it is your until you relinquish it."

X: "I'm tempted to do so now."

Queen Alice: "Without even first trying to see whether or not you were meant to wield it?"

Chesire cat: "So many self-doubts... will it ever end with you?"

X: "Probably not. At least not in this lifetime."

Queen Alice: "Now what is this strange object you have strapped to your back?"

*X notices the Queen looking at his Positron rifle*

X: "Oh this? Just a little something I made in my spare time-"

Queen Alice: "I and my Court would like to see a demonstration, if you please."

*X is horrified*

X: "Here?! In the castle?!?"

Queen Alice: *Nod*

X: (Oh God this is going to be bad..!) "Fine. But don't say I didn't warn you."

*X unhooks the large rifle off of his back*

Queen Alice: "Now. Use your strange device on that small statuette just off to the side of the court."

X: "In all honesty your Majesty, I'd rather shoot this thing outside. Safety reasons, you understand."

Queen Alice: "We will be fine here. Thank you for your concern."

X: *Sigh!*

*X activates the Positron rifle*

http://tardis59music.bandcamp.com/track/proton-pack-start-up (http://tardis59music.bandcamp.com/track/proton-pack-start-up)

*The crowds and even Alice herself backs away slightly*

X: "You still won't reconsider Highness?"

Queen Alice: "Continue with you demonstration, if you please."

X: "Okay."

Star Wars Blaster Sound Effect (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjBevX4NKgk#)

*The beam hit's the statuette*

Star Wars Obiwan Explosion VG sound effect (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fh52NFSEoPI#)

*The statuette is reduced to rubble along with the the stand it was residing on and as well as the table behind it. The crowds gasps are loud*

X: "I told you so. This weapon is known for its "collateral damage" habits, which is why I wanted to do this outside."

Queen Alice: *Blink-blink* "such weapons were never in existence when I was still on earth..!?"

X: "Times change. You've been gone for roughly 150 years or so. But as I've said before , I built this. The rest of the world doesn't have this kind of weaponry...yet."

Queen Alice: "I see. Well then let's get to repairing the table, shall we?"

X: "You want me to fix the table?"

Cheshire cat: "Well you did destroy it-"

X: "That's not what I meant! I can't repair that which is almost none-existent!"

Cheshire cat: "Ahh, but you can."

Queen Alice: "This will be your first test of Knighthood; Utilizing the power of imagination. Imagination is everything in Wonderland. It will allow you to do and accomplish many things normally out of reach on Earth."

X: "So I just have to imaging the table and it'll be fixed right?"

Cheshire cat: "see for yourself. You knew what it looked like before your *Chuckle* Weapon's discharge. Imagine that black mass of wood is the table once more."

*Putting away his rifle, X looks back at the table and imagines it as to how it looked before. To his surprise and everyone else's, the table starts to revert back to it's original look. Before long it appears brand new."

X: "That...wasn't at all as hard as I though it would be."

Cheshire cat: "There's no doubt about it Alice. He's the one that was chosen. The purrrrrrfect candidate."

Queen Alice: "X."

X: ?

Queen Alice: "Before you can serve Wonderland you must be tested and trained in the art of chivalry and warfare. After completing the trials I will set for you, only then will you be recognized. you must hone your talents, traits and skills to the best of your ability before you can be Knighted. Do you understand?"

X: "Sure I do, but I can't stay here 24/7. I've got my own life back on Earth."

Queen Alice: "The tasks I give you will be yours to complete at you leisure. Do not feel pressured if you should be called upon to do them. Now then..."

*The Queen steps down from her thrown and proceeds to the entrance way*

Queen Alice: "If you'll accompany me to the barracks we can begin your training."
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Neobelmont on April 23, 2013, 02:45:37 PM
Meanwhile in their room in the villa

Neo: Hmmm I have no objections but this is a big decision... Three of them.

Emerald: We have to start somewhere and better sooner than later.

Neo:(  She seems so happy with the thought of starting a family. I mean... I am too but why do I have this doubt? )


Neo: .... Are you not nervous about this?

Emerald: A bit but it's like what you say it's 50/50. We are a team and I know that you'll be there so why have so much fear? Take a look at ourselves, we are stable and we have awesome synergy.


Neo: Heh... maybe your right...  :)

Emerald: Maybe  ha :rollseyes:

 Neo: (What's the worst that could happen? It's not like our kids will appear
 in a portal from the future along with some others that just happen to be
 the children of some villa members that need our help to defeat some  evil right? right heh    ;)  )
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on April 23, 2013, 05:12:28 PM
*pauses*
There is a lull before the storm, I do not like this.
(I'm referring to my upcoming birthday on may 7th)
Something big might happen.
*Goes back to serving drinks.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lone Wolf on April 23, 2013, 06:06:39 PM
It's no different then telling a story. I was rusty when I first started but you get better when you keep at it  ;)

I pretty much doubt... This sucks......
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Neobelmont on April 24, 2013, 12:17:40 PM
Sleeping in their room

Neo: well that was swell what to do now?
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lelygax on April 24, 2013, 12:50:09 PM
*a monster comes out the mirror*

Monster: Can I join?!
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Neobelmont on April 24, 2013, 12:58:54 PM
*a monster comes out the mirror*

Monster: Can I join?!

Neo:No!!! (Slashes the monster with a knife emerald hid away)

Neo: wake up!!!

Emerald: just wait a... EEEK!!! (Blast the demon with powerful a powerful wing attack tearing down part of the room making a ruckus.

Neo: Well this is problematic. -_- ehh you okay.

Emerald: Does it look like it!?

Neo: ahh sorry...

Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on April 25, 2013, 10:43:33 AM
*The Barracks*

Queen Alice: "Attention cardguards!"

*All the suits drop what they're doing and stand at attention*

Queen Alice: "This is our newest member. The one chosen the wield the Vorpal blade."

*Several silents looks of surprise cross the soldier's faces*

Queen Alice: "Not only that but he has the strongest abilities of anyone here with the power of imagination."

Card Commander: "So a Wizard and a Warrior eh?"

X: "I'm no wizard sir. Just a combatant and...I guess you could say inventor as well."

Card commander: "Well whatever the case maybe, you were chosen therefore you must accept your destiny. Follw me please."

*The three walk out of the barracks and onto the training fields*

Card Commander: "Horsemanship, Swordsmanship and Archery. They are all learned and practiced here."

Queen Alice: "The commander here is extremely well-versed in the arts of war. His guidance will prove invaluable to your training."

X: "I see. Where would you like me to start?"

Card Commander: "Hm. How about you tell me if your comfortable in your armor first. Wearing good armor is important but it is only good so long as it doesn't weigh you down."

X: "Well I'm not exhausted yet despite walking for a kilometer or two just to get here. In fact it's as light as a feather. I can only conclude that I made this armor with the thought of composite materials in mind."

Card Commander: "I see. Then shall we test it's reliability?"

*The commander draws out his sword. X starts to sweat a little*

Card Commander: "Try and relax. I'm not going to do anything drastic like gutting you right here. Queen Alice would never approve. I'm simply going to take a swing at your cheastplate. Ready?"

*X nods reluctantly. The Commander swings his sword. The force of the impact sends his blade wobbling out of his hand and onto the ground. On close inspection of X's armor there is not even a scratch*

Card Commander: "You were right about his imaginative abilities my Queen. He forged a suit of armor that's, I dare say, indestructible."

X: "But that won't help me in a barbeque. A powerful sorcerer or monster utilizing fire would harm the areas of my body not covered by armor."

Queen Alice: "True enough which is why you will need the assistance of a shield."

X: "I hat lugging around shields. I realize their value of defense and protection, but i was never one to use a sword in one hand and a shield in the other. I've been known to fight using two hands to hold a sword."

Card commanded: "And you can block attacks just using your sword in a defensive manner as well. But to defend against a breath weapon you will need something that covers a much wider area then a sword ever will. Hence the shield."

Cheshire cat: "Rather then giving him one I suggest we see his ability to make one."

Queen Alice: "Agreed. X, use your imaginative ability to create a shield to your liking."

X: "I think I have the perfect idea that will work..."

*X holds out his left gauntlet-covered arm. he then imagines the type of shield he wants. After he's done he looks down at his arm and sees a thick long metal-like bar resting in place*

Card Commander: "Not much more defensive then the sword I'd say."

X: "Look again."

*As if on Que, the metal bar folds open at lightning speed and is now a full-on shield. Once more the ornate details are imbedded into the shield's design, matching both the armor and the Vorpal blade."

Queen Alice/Card Commander: *Jaws drop*

Cheshire cat: "Excellent."

X: "I figured that a foldable shiled was much better then carrying a regular shield. At least this way I can bring it out quickly without having to prepare early."

Card Commander: "Is there nothing this young man can't do?? That was incredible!"

Queen Alice: "It seems that while you're here X you are almost a god in a sense. But because of the strength of your imagination and how quickly you can create things, be very careful on what you think about while here."

X: "Can you give me an example?"

Cheshire cat: "The Jabberwocky."

Queen Alice: "A horrible nightmarish beast created out of my unconscious fears. And I unknowingly let is loss in Lookinglass land."

Card Commander: "Both the legendary White Knight, and later Queen Alice, were able to slay those beasts. But not without casualties I'm afraid."

*X Puts up his hand*

X: "Hold it. There's more then one Jabberwocky?"

Cheshire cat: "They spawn like vermin. Killing one will will only delay them."

X: "You created the first Jabberwocky your Majesty. Was it capable of asexual division?"

Queen Alice: "I do not know. But it seems likely that it doesn't need a mate in order to breed an entire hord."

Card Commander: "A true nightmarish monster that one is!"

X: "Have they been bothering your Queendom as of late?"

Queen Alice: "Thankfully no. However I do not want to find out."

Card Commander: "Maybe this will make a good test for our new knight-in-training."

X: "S'cuse me?!"

Cheshire cat: "Slay a Jabberwocky."

Queen Alice: "You can find the creatures residing in the Land of Fire and Brimstone. They've made it there sacred domain as they can survive there easily."

X: "And I suppose I don't get a say in this."

Cheshire cat: "No."

Queen Alice: "Certainly not!"

Card Commander: "No better way to train the getting your feet wet lad, hahaha!"

X: *Sigh!* "Fine! How do i get there?"

Cheshire cat: "Imagine yourself there. The words are an accurate discription; Fire and Brimstone."

X: "A Volcanic landscape then. Very well. although I know I'm going to regret it..."

*X imagines himself in a Volcanic landscape and then he opens his eyes*

X: "?"

*Looking over at a signpost it reads: The Land of Fire and Brimstone. X draws out the Vorpal blade*

X: "Time to go to work..!"
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on April 27, 2013, 01:38:15 PM
Today is the 1 year anniversary of Villa 7.0!
Drinks are on the house!
*Serves the free drinks to people.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lone Wolf on April 29, 2013, 11:41:30 PM
...

*Meanwhile, deep in the outside woods of Villa...*

Lone Wolf: *tries thinking about his past...*
Argh... Why do i bother myself in doing this?
*feels a bit unconscious* What a headache... *goes get some water in the river*
*drinks* Ah... I should forget those things... This miserable past must torment me no more...
*hears a sound in the woods* Huh?
*realizes it's a cat* Oh.. Hey.. What're you doing here? You should be in the village with the rest of your kind..
...what? Are you lost or something? Argh, seriously, i wouldn't stay here if i was you. There may be savages around.
Cat: *nods head and meows*
Lone Wolf: ...
*sigh* Okay... Fine, then.. You can stay here in my home for a while.. But just for a while, okay?
*disappointed sigh; thinks* (I can't believe this.. Can't i just be alone on my own for a bit? Geez...)
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on May 02, 2013, 10:27:29 AM
Sound of rain, thunder, lightning storm no music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgIKVWGLUUo#ws)

Volcano Lava Fire Sound Effect For Free (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRFLtVw7Ha0#ws)

*X had been journeying for a time in the hellish environment. All around him was the stench of burning ash and sulfur. The air itself was hot and hard to breathe*

X: *Cough! Cough-cough!!*

*X quickly finds a cave-like crevice in the side of a large volcanic mountain and huddles there to catch his breath and weigh his options*

X: "I can't go anywhere in this... I don't know how Alice managed to get through here without suffocating to death- *Cough!*"

*The Cheshire cat appears*

Cheshire cat: "This place is known for its ferocity. Tread fast and lightly as one wrong step could spell your end."

*The Cat is soon gone once more*

X: "Thanks for the advice. But that's not going to help me breath- *Cough-koff!!*"

*With one strong expulsion from his lungs x brings up a shot glass' worth of blood*

X: (Dammit! The ash is shredding my lungs..!)

*Then he had an epiphany. Using his imagination X is able to construct an oxygen recycling apparatus on his armor and a face mask for his nose and mouth. A few lung-fulls of pure air told him it was working*

X: "Finally, I can breath again..! But I'd better put on some goggles to protect my eyes as well."

*After all's said and done, X leaves his cubby-hole and ventures towards the lair of the Jabberwocky spawn. It isn't long before he comes across a large cavern entrance. Warning signs are posted everywhere*

X: "I'd better go long-range here before I get in and up-close to these things..."

*X brings out his Positron rifle and readies it* http://tardis59music.bandcamp.com/track/proton-pack-start-up (http://tardis59music.bandcamp.com/track/proton-pack-start-up)

X: "Here I go..."

*X Enters the cave.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lelygax on May 02, 2013, 07:19:53 PM
6th clone: This place is really hot, this makes me think about hot-dogs lol

*starts imagining*

6th clone: Talking about it, there doesnt seems to exist a Cheshire Dog, how this dog could be I wonder...

*The power of imagination of this stupid being creates a new creature*

Cheshire Dog: woof :P

6th clone: What?! 0.0

6th clone: ... LOL. Okay, lets continue following him.

*Meanwhile in the CV world*

Me: Im tired of waiting for them, I will enter this portal now.

*Lelygaz put his hand and after knowing that its okay, put his head inside the portal to check it*

Me: What is this strange feeling as if Im inside a cartoonish universe?

*Check his hand*

Me: Why Im cartoonish too?! Its almost like a Mario universe!

*A ape with a red tie written DK in it interrupts his thought, preparing to throw a barrel in Lelygax*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on May 10, 2013, 11:14:35 AM
*For several hours X travels through the immense cavern system. The ash was not nearly as thick as it was outside, but the intense heat still made it hard to breathe*

X: "..."

*Looking all around X still doesn't see anything resembling the Jabberwocky. However a closer inspection of the rocky surface and the cavern walls tells him that they are nearby*

X: "Claw marks. And in solid granite no-less."

Cloverfield Monster Roar (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED0_uV3SVG0#ws)

X: "!"

*Ducking into an outcrop, X looks around for the signs of the noise. Nothing*

X: "Dammit..! All this just to become a Knight. But this isn't Cthulhu. The Jabberwocky is no different then any other Dragon."

*Stepping lightly X continues further on. After several more steps he enters the magma chamber of the volcanic lands*

X: "There's no way anything can survive this far into a volcano. Even with the power of imagination..."

*X can feel the heat starting to peel the skin off his face*

X: "F@#k, this is too hot!"

*Without any options left X encloses his head in a protective helmet*

X: *Exhale* "Too close..!"

The Cloverfield Monster's Roar (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PemiyS0J8J0#)

X: "Yeah I can hear you Jabberwocky. Scream all you want. You'll lead me straight to you..."

*As x continues the rock underfoot gives way*

X: "Shit--!!"

*X's hand clasps the ledge. Beneath him is the lake of magma*

X: "Crap."

*Looking around he spies a series of rocky pillars and platforms. Taking the chance X does a leap over to the nearest pillar. He makes it. This continues until he is standing on the largest of the plateforms*

X: "Whew! Didn't think I could jump that far-

*Suddenly an explosion of magma erupts from the lake*

X: "Whoaw!"

*Following the spray of magma is the creature he sought.

X: "Jabberwocky!!"

T-Rex Roar Jurassic Park (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2bac5KF7lk#)

Metroid: Other M - Ridley Theme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90f9wfZKF9o#ws)

*Bringing out his positron rifle X takes a quick shot. The bright blast of blue energy shocks the creature back. As it turns it's head away X takes the advantage. Getting in close He draws the Vorpal blade and cuts deep. Hot acidic blood spews out, eating away at the rocks. X backs up before it has a chance to harm him. Although to his surprise the creature's blood has no effect on the Blade itself*

X: "Well that's a relief..!"

*The Jabberwocky brings it's head about and vomits out a blast of liquid fire. X dodges in time*

X: "Okay that's disgusting..!"

*Coming around once more X takes another swing. He manages to cut off one of the creature's toes*

X: "Sweet! A souvenir-"

*The Jabberwocky bares down with it's man-sized, rabbit-like bucked teeth*

X: "Not good--!"

*The Jabberwocky has x in it's mouth. X keeps the mouth open using his feet on the lower jaw and the Vorpal blade on the upper jaw. Looking down into the creature's gullet X can see the beginnings of a fire breath attack*

X: "I don't think so!"

*With one hand free he brings out the positron rifle again and aims it at the heart of the fire. the blue energy beam hits it's mark and the Jabberwocky cries out. X manages to free himself from the mouth before a mass of blood and fire engulfs him. He lands on the platform and watches the creature stumble about before regaining it's composure*

X: "What the hell does it take to kill you!?"

*The Jabberwocky looks at him for a few seconds. Flapping it's massive wings, the creature rises up and starts to fly around the magma chamber. X takes several shots at it but the fail to connect. The Jabberwocky continues to eye X as it flies about the chamber. Then it dives straight for him. Before X could fire another shot the creature has X in it's tallons. It then heads straight up towards the mouth of the volcano*

X: "..!"

*Outside, the volcano looked peaceful enough. Until the top exploded outward with a spray of rock shrapnel and boulders. The Jabberwocky is fully airborne with X in it's grip. It then flies out towards a massive desert region far away from the Land of Fire and Brimstone.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Lelygax on May 17, 2013, 11:39:38 AM
6th: F*ck, this way it will be harder to follow him...

*thinks in something and.... idea!*

6th: Cheshire dog, transform in Jet mode like Rush always do for Megaman lol

*A armor resembling Rush body appears in Cheshire Dog body and then transform it in a jet*

6th: Lets go! We must ensure is safety!
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on May 17, 2013, 11:59:35 PM
*X had counted at least 1 full hour of flight as the Jabberwocky continues to carry him. It had been at least forty-five minutes since leaving the Land of Fire and Brimstone. Now the only thing in his view was an expansive desert region of sand and jagged monolithic pillars of stone.

X: "I don't remember this place in any of Lewis Carroll's' writings..!"

*The Jabberwocky sails down towards the desert floor. It was still night out but X could no-longer see well due to the lack of light once offered by the Magma chambers. Just before the creature could land, it releases X and he hits the cold sand hard*

*TUMP--!*

X: "Oww...*

*Then the Jabberwocky lands, sending a gust of wind in X's direction. The force of the wind picks him up off the ground and sends him into the side of a solid piece of rock*

*BAM!*

X: "Goddammit..!!"

*Just as X gets up, he finds himself face to fang with the giant creature*

X: "..."

Jabberwocky: "..."

X: "You...are far more trouble then you're worth."

*The Jabberwocky opens it maw and prepares to chomp down on it's latest meal. X doesn't have time to think so he improvises*

X: "Look, it's Alice Liddell!"

*Hearing the name of it's foe, the beast whips it's head around only to find nothing. Instead it feels a stinging sensation at the base of it's upper neck*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct4ro9OP8Z4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct4ro9OP8Z4)

X: "You're mine b***h!"

*With a final push the Vorpal blade slices through the tough skin of the creature. It's head falls to the sandy ground*

X: *Pant-pant-*

*Due to exhaustion, X collapses to his knees. His lungs still hurt from the hot, sharp ash filaments. He stays still for a time so as to catch his breath. He also keeps a wary eye on his kill.

X: "That 'thing' better not get back up..!"

*Before X knew it he had drifted off to sleep. Waking up suddenly he finds himself confronted by a blazing yellow sun overhead*

X: Great, I've slept for too long..!"

*X wraps up the head of the Jabberwocky*

X: "I'd better whisk myself back to Queensland before I bake out here."

*X attempts to use his imagination, but fails. After several attempts he gives up*

Cheshire cat: "Do not attempt to leave this place with the power of imagination."

X: "Obviously I can't so what's the deal?"

Cheshire cat: "Queen Alice was hoping this would not be the case, but it seems that the monstrosity had other ideas. You are in the vast expanse known simply as The wastes of Despair and Futility."

X: "..."

Cheshire cat: "In this unforgiving region the ability to use imagination no-longer exists. In essence the is the place where all things go to die. They wander in and never again leave."

X: "Then why are you here?"

Cheshire cat: "The same reason I am able to be with you on Earth. I am of an entirely different order of make. A spirit guardian if you will. Nothing within her realm will effect me. That's how I was able to survive the headsman's axe as well."

X: "Can you help me get out of here?"

Cheshire cat: "Unfortunately no. Nor can I lend you anything that you will need to survive."

X: "And I can't get back to Castlevania whilst I'm here either..."

Cheshire cat: "..."

X: "Then there's no choice but to hoof it."

*X starts for Queensland*

Cheshire cat: "I'll let her Highness know you've succeeded. Just in case you do not survive..."

*The Cheshire cat vanishes*

X: "Gee, thanx!"

*It had been several hours into the desert and still X could not see any end in sight. The scorching sun beats down on him like a microwave oven. By this time he's suffering extreme dehydration and fatigue. His face has swollen up and blisters cover the parts that were burned off in the volcano region. Just as he felt about ready to die, several card-shaped figures appear in his waning sight.

Card Commander: "Hold on X!"

*X can also see the Cheshire cat and Queen Alice with them.

Q. Alice: "Before he dies get him to shelter! Prep a tent, bedding and break out the water rations!!"

*Unable to stand anymore X collapses and blacks out*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on July 10, 2013, 09:14:08 PM
*To no one in general at the bar*

Does anyone know how to cure game fatigue?  I want to play something else other than Age of empires: Age of kings DS.

Also, It's more than a month to my cedar point vacation, and ghost adventures next season isn't on until Aug. 18th.

Bah, it's enough to make a man drink.

*Does a kegger of villa punch and Captain Drac.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on September 29, 2013, 04:19:30 PM
Cedar point vacation never happened, went to great america instead.

Bah, still too hot, where's fall when you need it?

Carry on, everyone.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on October 12, 2013, 10:42:58 AM
*X's eye shoot open. a long, slow gasp of air was all he could muster.*

Card Commander: "Welcome back son."

X: "..h-how...how long..?"

Card Commander: "At least six months. No one to this day has ever survived a trek through that infernal sand on foot. While carrying a Jabberwocky's head I'll add."

*The card commander stands and leaves the tiny tent room. The tent folds then part to let Queen Alice and the Cheshire cat through.*

Cheshire cat: "Pleasant dreams have you?"

*X shakes his head as best he could. In a raspy voice he replies.*

X: "No... I saw nothing. Six goddamned months..!"

Queen Alice: "..."

Cheshire cat: "It's long due that we tell you the nature of that accursed desert."

Queen Alice: "There was never any desert here in wonderland. At least until you came along."

X: "..What..?"

Queen Alice: "It is another aspect of yourself. Does despair and futility retain a strong presence in your life at home?"

X: "... Yes."

Cheshire cat: "Then it would appear that you almost killed yourself. Not very 'knightly' of you."

X: "You think?! My entire life is built on the foundation of futility and despair! The futility in trying to do things and failing every single time, and the outpour of despair the follows! It never ends! And I'm sick of it! It's enough for me to want to die!!"

*The tent was silent for a long time.*

Cheshire cat: "Is that how you still see your life now? Look at all that you have brought about with just your imagination alone."

Queen Alice: "And what of all that you have accomplished at home in the Villa? You've helped your friends and colleagues during the battle against the Russian armies with your ideas and inventions. Was that all for naught?"

X: "..."

Queen Alice: "Live and let die Sir X."

*The Queen exits the tent.*

Cheshire cat: "Congratulations Sir X, Retainer of Wonderland."

X: "I hardly think this is the time for a ceremony."

Cheshire cat: "Maybe so. I think right now that you should go back to the Villa. It will do you some good. Your wounds are healed now,but take it easy just in case. Until the need for you arises once more, happy trails."

*X closes his eyes and drifts off to sleep. When he awakens, he finds himself back in one of the Villa's lavish Victorian-styled staterooms. Resting beside him is the Vorpal blade in it's sheath as well as his positron rifle. looking around he also spies the severed head of the Jabberwocky mounted on the wall at the far end of the bed chamber.*

X: "When did I have time to do that..!? *sigh* That's gonna bug me for a while."
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on November 01, 2013, 04:32:49 PM
*Highwind is busy cleaning up the bar before the day starts*

<BING!  You have 1 new tele-message sent today at 4:25 AM after the BEEP.  BEEP!>
<There is an ongoing situation in Tyre that requires your immediate attention.  Please come right away.>
<End of tele-messages.>
Me: DON!  Tend to the bar while I am away.
Donvermicelli: As you wish, highwind.

*Highwind departs the villa and flies to Tyre.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on November 30, 2013, 03:47:25 PM
*X wanders down to the bar after he stops questioning the Jabberwocky head mount in the Villa*

X: Don? Where Highwind? This is usually his dig.

Don: He got a message and went to a place called Tyre.

*X shakes his head*

X: He'll call us if needed. I need to get some breakfast...
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on December 01, 2013, 08:17:53 AM
*City of Tyre, Lebanon*

*highwind has arrived at his target destionation*

??: About time you showed up.
Me: Ahh, it's been forever since I last saw you, friend.
??: Let's skip the chitchat, he's come back.
Me: Who came back?
??: The Dragoon of Tyre, aka your younger brother.
Me: I read the incident report, he hasn't been seen since, right?
??: Who could blame him?  He had no choice but to call down a lightning storm to repel a sea people invasion that was headed straight for Tyre.
Me: Right, and the ensuing carnage traumatized him, and he deserted during the aftermath.
??: You need to go talk to him and see why he's come back after all these years for no reason.
Me: Will do.
*Highwind departs to the southern part of the island that once had a great wall surrounding it.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on December 01, 2013, 11:07:57 AM
X: Yum... That oatmeal hit the spot.

Spider Queen: I heard from a little bird that you've had quite the adventure.

X: *sarcasm* Oh good. My morning has just gotten better.

Spider Queen: Am I really that bad of company?

*X gives her an annoyed look*

Spider Queen: In all seriousness, why the lowly opinions of yourself?

X: I take it the Cheshire cat was the little bird who paid you a visit.

Spider Queen: Yes.

*X pushes his bowl out from in front of him*

X: Because I'm tired. I've failed all my life and I'm tired.

Spider Queen: ...

X: And when someone like me is tired of failing they want to die. And No, your masochistic sexcapades will not cheer me up, so don't bother.

Spider Queen: I wasn't going to suggest anything of the kind. Both Cheshire and I feel a change in your life's direction would be the best medicine for you.

X: If I'm not willing to accept that change then nothing can be done. Now that I'm finished my meal, I've got more things in the Tower of Science to tinker with.

*X gets up and leaves. The Spider Queen leans her elbow onto the table to support her head*

Spider Queen: *Groan* Barkeep.

Don: Yes?

Spider Queen: I'm going to need something very, VERY strong today.

Don: One overkill, suicide chaser coming right up.
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on December 04, 2013, 05:37:13 PM
Me: Brother, why did you come back?
Brother: ..I still remember that evening, so long ago.....
Me: I get that, but why come back now?
Brother: I want to rejoin the dragoons.
Me: Well, then go rejoin, and don't worry about screwing up.
Brother: Ok, I'll go do that.
*Highwind's younger brother leaves.*
Me: It's been awhile since I was last in this city.
??: So, are you going to stay for a little while?
Me: Nope, I need to get back to castlevania in Romania and think for a while.
??: Ah, I see.  Take care, then.
*Highwind teleports back to the Villa.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on December 05, 2013, 12:08:15 AM
*The Tower of Science*

Cheshire cat: Always on the move. Do those hands never get tired?

X: No. Which is nice since I've got nothing better to do.

Cheshire cat: Then how about a mind game?

X: I've never really been good with those. Riddles especially.

Cheshire cat: Alice has always loved a good test of her intelligence. It keeps her sharp.

X: Fine, throw some at me.

Cheshire cat: Riddle me this Batman: 'There is more to me than the common set, Four more pages you will get, Plus something else that is not the norm, Symbols of an older form, With 22 much more arcane, Each of which has a name, Ask a question if you want to see, What your destiny might be.  What am I?'

*X thinks for a moment*

X: Hmm... Tarot Cards?

Cheshire cat: Bravo. Next Riddle. 'The one whose using it, doesn’t know he’s using it. What is it?'

X: I'd guess it's a Coffin.

Cheshire cat: Getting sharper. Last one for the road, shall we? 'Love and I don’t always see eye to eye. But when we become the proper mixture we are truly a love mixture. Caution to those who indulge, flames of a whirlwind do enclose. Left without a goodbye, only to ask who am I?'

X: I'll dead-pan it and say Lust.

Cheshire cat: Purrrrrfect.

*As X goes back to his tinkering the cat vanishes*

X: Odd, somehow I knew those answers without really guessing at them...
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on December 22, 2013, 06:12:28 PM
Alright!  I'm breaking out the peppermint schnapps and Absinthe for the holidays!
Drink up everyone!
*The villa bar is wipped up into a frenzy as people surge to the bars to place their drink orders.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on December 22, 2013, 06:41:38 PM
X: Screw the hot chocolate for now, break out the Egg Nog!

Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on December 23, 2013, 10:10:28 AM
Oh, I'll give you egg nog all right.......

*Spikes several glasses of egg nog with Captain Drac's spiced rum and watches as X chugs them down.*
X: Keep 'em coming, Highwind!
Me: You got it!
*Soon, X is hammered and singing random show tunes.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on December 23, 2013, 06:15:49 PM
*X opens up with a number*

Rodney Carrington - The Man Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fj4vLZJhNEk#)

*BELTCH!!!*

X: Hey Highwind! Top me up?
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on December 23, 2013, 07:36:05 PM
*Tops X off*

I think this scene from Hot shots! Part Duex sums up this topic perfectly.

hot shots part deux (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1a0L3Z1A-RM#noexternalembed)

Edit: Here's the song for the scene:

HOT SHOTS! PART 2 Movie soundtrack Track 7 of 8 Compound escape (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAcChktMlHg#ws)

Skip to 2:43 for the awesome part. 8)
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on December 24, 2013, 12:35:49 PM
*After downing his drink X breaks out into song once more*

X: Since it's Christmas ladies, gentlemen and creatures, I'll open up with a christmas song!

XXX Christmas Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pp_ZGOhB_8#ws)
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 18, 2014, 10:00:57 AM
Happy (Belated) St. Patrick's day, Villa!

*Serves everyone green beer.*
Title: Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
Post by: X on March 18, 2014, 05:06:32 PM
X: It was just Christmas and now it's St. Paddy's day??! Was I comatose for three months??!