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« on: August 04, 2013, 02:21:49 PM »
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So yeah I found that today.

EDIT: the pic link doesn't work, so here's the link to the page proper.
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« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2013, 10:09:41 PM »
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Your link doesn't supply. (dead)  :P
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« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2013, 01:03:09 PM »
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This topic is useless without videos/pix.
Honest!  There's no pic/vid up there to complete the story, so we're all "O_o;;;"
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« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2013, 02:06:11 PM »
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Updated with a link to the page; the pic issue was image formatting that my version of GIMP doesn't seem to recognize.
How not to be a dark lord: the answer to that is a terribly interesting answer that involves an almost Jedi-like adherence to keeping oneself under control and finding ways to be true to yourself in a way that doesn't encourage the worst parts of you to become dangerously exaggerated and instead feeds your better nature. Also, protip: don't fuck with Alchemy or strike up any deals with ancient Japanese Shinigami gods no matter how tempting the deal or how suavely dressed the Shinigami is.

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« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2013, 02:32:54 PM »
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The pic is appearing perfectly to me since the beggining, I use Google Chrome modified version called Comodo Dragon.
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« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2013, 05:17:44 PM »
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when she attempted to lick its face.

What?

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« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2013, 05:25:51 PM »
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I'd say the snake died happily.
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« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2013, 06:35:31 PM »
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I'd say the snake died happily.

Maybe not, imagine if the snake thought that these boobies are natural and then discovered that they are implants too late xD
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« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2013, 08:29:29 PM »
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Hahaha. That reminds me of the time a mosquito bit my dad when he was drunk. It flew about 2 feet away from his arm before it fell dead to the ground. 
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« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2013, 09:04:43 PM »
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Poor snake :( I know snakes are ugly, but I still feel bad for it. What was that airheaded model doing, *licking* it?! Das gross! Poor snakey ;_;

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« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2013, 10:29:34 PM »
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Yes. Why would a hot woman be licking a snake?   :-[
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« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2013, 06:47:33 AM »
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This story is older than my grandpa.

Here's a video BTW, you pervs:

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« Reply #12 on: August 06, 2013, 10:27:23 AM »
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This story is older than my grandpa.

Here's a video BTW, you pervs:


In the whole history of language, there has been only one word that can properly describe such magnificence.

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« Reply #13 on: August 06, 2013, 10:36:41 AM »
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Yes. Why would a hot woman be licking a snake?   :-[

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« Reply #14 on: August 06, 2013, 12:16:16 PM »
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Yes. Why would a hot woman be licking a snake?   :-[

Snakes are an ancient symbol of fertility and creation. So it doesn't surprise me if a woman finds a snake slithering all over her body to be sexy. Or to lick the snake for that matter.

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