Topic: Boobs: 1. Snakes: 0

[Ratty]

Snakes are an ancient symbol of fertility and creation. So it doesn't surprise me if a woman finds a snake slithering all over her body to be sexy. Or to lick the snake for that matter.

LOL!

Fertility? Well, I guess they are rather phallic. They have represented re-birth, like in the epic of Gilgamesh where the snake steals the flower of youth, shedding it's skin. This woman was probably trying more to evoke the snake-as-phallic-tempter ala the Garden of Eden though.

This was funny but I feel bad for the snake. Remember folks, a handful's all ya need, just say no to implants!

[Mooning Freddy]

This was funny but I feel bad for the snake. Remember folks, a handful's all ya need, just say no to implants!

Yep. No reason to feel bad for that nasty "model", the boobs aren't the only thing fake about her.

What makes this video perfect is the way some dumbass guy shouts out "It snaked her tit!". It's a play on words, as the Hebrew words snake (nahash) and bit (nashah) are very similar. 

[Abnormal Freak]

That wordplay means I will now watch this video.

[Lelygax]

Solid Snaked

[Neobelmont]

Boobs as a weapon in more than one way huh. Well nothing can stand up to them now.

[X]

Boobs as a weapon in more than one way huh. Well nothing can stand up to them now.

Except when a snake swallows you whole then you're f**ked. The largest of Boa constrictors can literally swallow a person in one go, but that's after it's squeezed you to death. an incident like this is the only time a suicide vest would come in handy.