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Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
« Reply #270 on: February 16, 2013, 06:37:02 AM »
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Me: Im with Celticus, I wanna see where this portal will led! I think that its a portal to the "Mushroom Kingdom" :p
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Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
« Reply #271 on: February 16, 2013, 09:09:22 AM »
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Suit yourself, I'm staying here to tend the bar.
Nathan: Hey highwind, a round of white russians!  And keep 'em coming!
Kregan, Sulaco, and Mobius: Same here, too!
Me:.....I shouldn't have sent all the vampire butlers and maids to the castle center...
*Soon, Highwind is swamped with requests for drinks.*
Man, It's never been this busy before.....
*Highwind is busy making people's drinks*

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Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
« Reply #272 on: February 18, 2013, 04:32:50 AM »
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*Lelygax uses one of its secrets techniques and makes various clones of himself*
Me: Well, I think its not suposed to be used out of battles, but this will help this bar for a while, go help with the drinks, my
copies!
Clones (All 7): Right.
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Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
« Reply #273 on: February 18, 2013, 12:07:22 PM »
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Anyone else?
Donvermicelli: Whiskey here!
Slayer: Same here!
Harrycombs: Ditto.
X: Just make a hot chocolate for me.

Me: Ok, got it. *To the seven clones* Alright, help me make these drinks!
*Highwind and the clones are busy making drinks*
Me: Ok, Clones, what do you all want?
All 7: Absinthe
Me: Ok, I'm not your pop.
*Serves the clones their drinks*
Me: Hit the deck, Everyone! :o

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« Reply #274 on: February 18, 2013, 10:31:08 PM »
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*one of the clones slips and drops a cup of whisky, with makes another clone slips in whisky and throw a fireball in fear that hits our alcohol barrels and explodes*

Clone (2): Woops! Sorry, but erm... WHY DID YOU USED MAGIC HERE YOU MORON?!
Clone (5): Hey, thats your fault, you dropped that whisky!
Clones (1, 3, 4 and 7): Shut up and clean all this mess! We will heal anyone wounded...
Clone (6): LOL
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Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
« Reply #275 on: February 19, 2013, 12:08:04 AM »
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Me: It's ok, there was only bloodweiser in there, you can get it at any Romanian convenience store.
Anyways, look!
It's that 19th century beer I was talking about on page 4!
http://blogs.laweekly.com/squidink/2012/05/beer_19th_century_shipwreck.php
Just as soon as the conflict ended, we got shipments for the castle center and villa bars.
DRINK UP EVERYONE!
*Everyone starts drinking the beer*
Everyone: Tastes smokey, but it's good!  :o

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Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
« Reply #276 on: February 19, 2013, 10:05:21 AM »
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*X drinks up his hot Cocoa*

X: "At least I know this isn't tainted. Have to give it to Highwind, he makes a good cup 'o Cocoa!"

Voice: "Is this seat taken?"

X: "No."

*X turns only to dread it*

X: "You're supposed to be dead!"

Spider Queen: "And you're supposed to be my cuddle bug."

X: *Grown!*

*X throws his head onto the table causing a loud thunk. The noise grabs several of the patrons attention*

Spider Queen: "Don't you like me? I've never harmed you before and if I had, it would have been on our first meeting."

X: "I'm not good with romance let alone relationships. I'm a loner. Do you even know what that means? Plus, I have a phobia of spiders, and you being one and their Queen no-less really doesn't help me much."

Spider Queen: *Pouty face* "Ummm... but you get such an erection every time I tie you up."

X: *Red faced* "!!!"

*Everyone's attention is now on the two's table*

X: "Please! Say it louder! I don't thing everyone's heard you!"

Spider Queen: *Cheery smile* "Okay! Everyone, X gets an-"

*X covers her mouth*

X: "Jesus!! Don't you know sarcasm when you hear it?!?"

Spider Queen: "Maybe..?"

X: "'Maybe' she says..! I'm going back to my Tower of Science retreat. At least there I don't everyone's loud eyes on me."

Spider Queen: "I'll come-"

X: "No. You go back to you little Queendom in the Underground Waterway. I don't need anymore drama."

*Finishing his hot Cocoa, X puts down the mug and leaves. The Spider Queen shouts after him*

Spider Queen: "Call me??"

Nathan: "Damn, that should have gone up on You Tube."
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Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
« Reply #277 on: February 19, 2013, 10:18:00 AM »
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Clone (6): Now that is *click*

Me: Damn you! Stop spying and loling about the personal life of the others!!!... >:(  (tell me the link after)
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Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
« Reply #278 on: February 19, 2013, 11:04:02 AM »
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Me: Not anymore. *click*
*waits several minutes*
And now it's down.  Anyone else who attempts to upload it after they downloaded it will have it taken down by youtube and get a warning, so one of their administrators says.
Well?  Anyone else want to invade others personal business? No? Good, this is a bar, not a gossip hall, LET'S DRINK AND FIGHT!
*Soon, everyone is busy drinking and fighting.*
*Kicks Juste off of the villa foyer balcony*
Juste: NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!*CRASH!
*He smashes through a table and passes out cold.*
Me: Hey, someone had to do it.  :o

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Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
« Reply #279 on: February 19, 2013, 04:12:26 PM »
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*Lelygax heads with Celticus to the strange portal*

Me: Thats the portal that you said earlier?
Celticus: Yes
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Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
« Reply #280 on: February 19, 2013, 10:05:54 PM »
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So apparently, Russian citizens aren't phased by a lot of things,even a giant meteorite exploding in the sky.

That would explain the lack of looting in Rostov-on-Don during our attack on the targets in the city, or the collective "meh" to the destruction of Moscow or Volgograd.

Man, Glad I don't live in Russia.
*Proceeds to do a kegger of Villa punch, followed by a kegger of Captain Drac.*
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo-*THUNK!*
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
« Reply #281 on: February 20, 2013, 09:56:48 AM »
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*A noise can be heard in the distance of the castle center*

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo-*THUNK!*
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ


X: *Sigh* They should put a warning label on those kegs.
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Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
« Reply #282 on: February 20, 2013, 11:43:48 AM »
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*wakes up*
WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY WALLET?!!??!  >:(
*Starts massacring random bar patrons*
Kregan: Dragoon, your wallet is behind the bar.
Me: *pauses* OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH, my bad, everyone.
*Goes back behind the counter to serve drinks.*

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« Reply #283 on: February 20, 2013, 12:00:01 PM »
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*Meanwhile, near the portal*

*..Crack..*

Me: you heard that sound?
Celticus:what sound?
Me: that should be my imagination...

*CRACK*

Me: Look out!

*2 barrels come near us, one of them hit the ground and breaks while the other continues rolling, we evade them*

Celticus: Look! Thats the Ape Skeleton that we've seen before!
Me: I dont know what you are talking about, but this italian guy seems to be in danger. It seems that this skeleton is aiming at him, not us.

*The small Italian guy runs in the portal while the Ape Skeleton seems to notice us*

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Re: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center
« Reply #284 on: February 20, 2013, 02:50:39 PM »
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*looks back through the topic*
Me: Neobelmont made the #111th post in the topic, so this golden hunchback is for him when he gets back.
Donvermicelli made the #222th post in the topic, so this golden hunchback is for you, Don.
Donvermicelli: ABOUT DAMN TIME, TOO

*Highwind Uses the Chandelier to swing to the other side of the upper foyer.*

*Remembers something*

Me: I wonder... *goes down toe the first floor of the Villa, behind the bar on the right side of the Villa foyer, and starts moving things.*

*Zelda solved puzzle sound*

Me: AH-HAH!  That's where the entrance to the villa cellar is!  It managed to survive the collapse of the entire villa on it.

*Highwind enters the Cellar.*
*Shines flashlight ahead of him.*
Me: What the-? DEAR GOD, NOT HIM AGAIN!
Happy noodle boy: I'm baaaaaaaaaaaackkkkkkk!

Battle Against a Weird Opponent: Earthbound Music

Me: Guys!  Get down here! It's the happy noodle boy!
HNB: You can't stop me now, fool! *deranged high pitched laughter*
Me: Get back! CHAIN LIGHTNING

To be continued........?
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