Topic: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center

[Lelygax]

*The Cloaked Figure shots 3 homing giant skulls filled with dark energy* (or not, I didnt know the rules of this topic lol)

Every one get away from him now!!!!! That's a basilisk! It can kill with it's gaze!!!

So its a basilisk that can shoot homing giant skulls filled with dark energy? OK, LOL
Im really lost now so...


*The basilisk roars making another one appear, that starts to run in direction...*

[Highwind Dragoon]

Castlevania - Second Struggle (Hellish Hallucinations)

*Teleports everyone away from the basilisks, then radios X*
Me: X! Snipe each Basilisk in its eyes with your laser!
X: Consider it done.
*X burns out both Basilisk's eyes with the tower of Science lazer.*
Basilisk: ASSASASSAASSSSSSSAAAAAH! *They Thrashes around blindly in pain.*
Me: Everyone, attack now!
Slayer: *Attacks with vampire killer*
X: *Snipes with tower of science laser*
Mobius: Firestorm!
Sulaco: Dark Scythe!
Nathan: Flame Sword!
Harrycombs: Tidal Flame!
Donvermicelli: Soul corrosion!
Kregan: Dark vortex!
Neo: *Shoots basilisk, then slashes with his calvery saber*
Me: Dragon Breath!
*Both Basilisk's are now paralyzed.*
Me: They're down!  Neo, finish him off with your gryphon strikes, NOW!

Meanwhile, back with Sinful and the Russian Lieutenant...

Russian Lieutenant: Alright, men! We need to skirt around the Advance base to avoid the fighting there and advance to the other outpost base.
Sinful: We'll need to plan out an attack on the outpost.
Werepanther: Sinful! We have located a side footpath that skirts around the advance Russian base and comes out behind the Russian outpost base at the beginning of the forest of silence!
Sinful: Then led the way to it.

[Lelygax]

*The 2 basilisks groar in pain, making dozens of forest serpents appear to help them* (it cant be so easy can? lol)

[Highwind Dragoon]

Nathan: Summon thunderbird!
*The forest serpents are fried*
Me: That was too close for comfort.

Meanwhile, back with Sinful and the Russian Lieutenant...

Russian Lieutenant: We are on a hill overlooking the advance base.
*A raging inferno burns below.  All of a sudden, Thunderbird is summoned and frys all of the serpents*
Sinful: GET DOWN!
*The group ducks for cover until the summon is over.*
Sinful: That was a close one. Alright, let's keep moving!
*They move away from the advance base.*

[Lelygax]

Thunderbirds TV Show Intro

Summon us again if needed

*Thunderbirds enter in a portal and disappears*

[Highwind Dragoon]

Me: NEO!  It's now or never!  GRYPHON STRIKE, NOW!

Meanwhile, back with Sinful and the Russian Lieutenant...

Russian Lieutenant: We are halfway to the outpost base.
Sinful: When we get there, we'll need to do some recon on the base.
*The group keeps marching.*

[X]

*NEO uses his 'Griffin Strike' to finish off both Basilisks. They burn up in a blaze of glory for the home team*

X: The Barbeque's all ready. All we need now are some toasted marshmallows. By the way... Did anyone else hear that strange voice with the hissing in between his sentences? Reminds me of Cobra commander or Serpentor.

[Highwind Dragoon]

Me: Yeah, For several minutes, I thought that we would come under attack by cobra. 
Slayer: Wow, that's a blast from the past.
X: Tell me about it.
Everyone else: *Sigh* nerds.......
Me: Whatever, I wonder what sinful is doing right now? 

Meanwhile, back with Sinful and the Russian Lieutenant...

Russian Lieutenant: We are now overlooking the other outpost base.
Sinful: Hmm, a few guards, a couple rhino tanks, and several sentry guns. They're all surrounded by barrels full of something.
Were-jaguar: Sinful, I smell gasoline coming from those barrels.
Sinful: Right on it! *Shoots several barrels*
*Soon, the Russian outpost is set ablaze.  The Were creatures then attack the Rhino tanks and destroy them.
We've taken the other Russian outpost base, what now?
Russian Lieutenant: Me and my forces shall return to our outpost.  I suggest you rendezvous with your friends at the advance Russian base.
Sinful: Got it.
*The Russians depart to their outpost and Sinful and the were creatures walk back to the advance base remains.*

[Lelygax]

Russian Captain: Throw the barrels at them and let them roll! Do it fast mans, do a barrel roll!

[Highwind Dragoon]

The barrels take out several columns of the remaining Russians, causing them to scatter into the forest of silence.

Meanwhile, Back with Sinful...

Sinful: I'm going to need 2 weres to walk with me back to the russian advance base.

Were Jaguar and were panther: We will back you up.

Sinful: Good, let's go.

*They depart.*

Meanwhile, back at the Remains of the russian forest of silence advance base...

Me: Settler, build a city in the center of this clearing.
Settler: Got it.

*Villa Advance base; Est. Oct. 22nd, 2012.*

*Buys a demonic machine gunner to guard the settlement.*

Slayer: Wow, it's been ages since I've played Civ.
X: Me too.
Sulaco: Now what, Dragoon?
*Walkie-talkie buzzes; it's sinful, I answer him.*
Me: Go ahead.
Sinful: I should be near your location soon.
Me: Ok, just don't attract any attention, over and out.
*Looks in X's infinite pack of holding, Pulling out a half dozen bottles of captain drac and another half dozen bottles of villa punch.*
Me: ROCK! X, why you holding out on us?!?!  Drink up, everyone!!
*The bottles are passed out, and mass binge drinking commences.*

[X]

"Ya gotta love these pocket universe bags. You never know what you'll find in 'em!"

*X dumps a whole load of Captain Drac's all over the place*

"Now you guys get yer selves hammered. I've gotta play around with my new toy, see how I can improve upon it. Preferably before we encounter that hissing man or whatever it is."

*x reaches into his bag and brings out some tech equipment. He then goes over the laser weapon to see what makes it tick and does any repairs it might need*

"Whoaw! This thing's powered by a cursed organic artifact coupled with Tesla coils and crystals! Simplistic yet functional! Hissing man whomever you are, you're going down..!"

[Highwind Dragoon]

Me: No, hissing man was those 2 basilisks that Neo killed.
Neobelmont: Uhh, DUHHH, X!
X: OH! Well, It'll come in handy for whatever's in foggy lake.
Slayer: There's some monster in it that creates a giant whirlpool that sucks everything in the lake into it.
Kregan: I believe that what you are describing is none other than the mythical beast Charybdis.
Sulaco: She is the shape of a bladder of a huge creature whose face is all mouth and both arms and legs are flippers.
Mobius: Kind of ugly looking, really.
Harrycombs: Here's a link, guys: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9cog25fo51rdjsp2o1_500.jpg
Slayer: Le Barf. 
Nathan:Glad that I never had to fight that thing. 
Donvermicelli: And that is why I don't swim in foggy lake. *Drinks from bottle*
Me: I just fly over it. 

*Sinful arrives*

Sinful: The other Russian outpost is destroyed and the russians scattered.  The forest of silence is ours again.
Me: Cool, you and the weres take 2 bottles each of captain drac, so take 6 bottles back with you to kill time when you get back to the castle wall, ok?
Sinful: Sounds good to me.
*Sinful Departs with the 2 weres.*
Me: Alright everyone!  Drink everything up!
*They proceed to finish up the booze and then pass out.*
Everyone: Arghh....*they all pass out cold.*

[X]

*X grins at the wasted group*

"Now I get to laugh at everyone's idiocy as I'm still stone-cold sober!"

*Brings out blankets and covers everyone who's passed out*

"They should know that it's better to drink in moderation so this doesn't happen. I would call 'em all lightweights but they drank the whole cellar's worth of rum! Well whatever... They'll be pissing the night away before long. But in my mind? Anyone whom passes out no-matter how much drink they take in, is a LIGHTWEIGHT!"

*Goes back to the table and finishes his fine tuning*

"I guess I get to walk perimeter as I'm the only one up..."

*Puts away his things in the bag of holding and sets out on guard duty*

*X Whistles as he strolls around the camp*

[Highwind Dragoon]

*Some time later...*

Pokemon- Diamond and Pearl- Route 216- Music

Me: Urghh....
Everyone but X: Ugh, what the hell?  Why is it raining ash?
X: Everyone, into the Villa advance base!
*They all slog through the knee high ash to the settlement to take cover.*
Me: We need to stay in the advance base until the ash storm blows over.

Meanwhile, back with sinful.....
Sinful: We just made it back to the Russian outpost in front of the castle wall.
Were Jaguar and were panther: *pointing* Sinful, Look!
*A large ash cloud is descending upon them.
Sinful: Everyone, quick, into the castle wall!
*The Russians, Weres and Sinful all retreat into the castle wall and pull up the drawbridge to shield themselves from the ash.*
Sinful: We should stay here until the ash cloud blows over.

[X]

*After the door shuts tight X looks around runs his hand through his hair in thought*

"Why the hell is it raining ash..!? There's no real cause for it and no nearby active volcanoes either. Sound off! If anyone is still outside let me know cause they aren't going to last long breathing in that stuff!"

Slayer: Heard that! Volcanic ash is nothing more then fine micro particles of obsidian glass.

"Exactly. It'll shred your lungs before long..!"

*X starts counting heads to make sure if anyone is missing*

"Sound off everyone!"