Topic: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center

[Highwind Dragoon]

Neobelmont: Here!
Slayer: Here!
Kregan: Present.
Sulaco: Currently here.
Mobius: Well, DUH!
Harrycombs: Here.
Donvermicelli: Unscathed and present.
Nathan: I survived a long fall into the catacombs of Dracula's castle; now what do you think? Of course I'm here! 
Me: I am here and everyone is accounted for.
X: Good, now all we can do is ride out the storm.

Meanwhile, back at the castle wall....

Werelion: Sinful! All this ash on the villa roof will cause it to collapse!
Sinful: Good point! Alright, weres! Evacuate all of the alcohol and the demonic machine gunners to the hedge maze crypt!  It's collapse-proof!
Weres: MOVE OUT!
*The weres evacuate everyone in the Villa and all the alcohol to the Hedge maze crypt.*
Russian Lieutenant: Sinful, look!
*A loud creaking is heard from the Villa. All of a sudden, the roof collapses and the walls topple over.*
Sinful: Well, it looks like attrition has finally taken it's toll on the villa.  It has finally fallen.
Weres: No problem!  We'll just rebuild it after all this fighting is over with!  New and improved.
Sinful: Sounds like a plan.
*The ash cloud still rages outside.*

[Lelygax]

*The ashes strangely begin to move and gather, transforming itself in a giant wyvern skeleton while you can hear a strange voice*

: Lets see what you can do about this! Hahahaha!

[Highwind Dragoon]

FFI - Inside a Boss Battle

The giant wyvern skeleton attacks!

Me: Air slash!
Neobelmont: *uses gryphon strike*
Slayer: *attacks with lv. 3 axe(s)*
Kregan: Dark Scythe!
Sulaco: Dark vortex!
Mobius: Firestorm!
Harrycombs: Tidal Flame!
Donvermicelli: Soul Corrosion!
Nathan: Summon gryphon!
X: Fires tower of science laser*

The giant wyvern skeleton bursts into dust and the ash cloud dies down.
Me: It's clearing up, we need to head out to foggy lake.
X: Good call.
*They all depart*

Meanwhile, back at the castle wall...

Sinful: The ash cloud died down.
*They lower the drawbridge*
Russian Lieutenant: My outpost is ruined!
Sinful: Don't worry, we'll all help you clear it out.
*Sinful and the Weres get to work clearing out all the ash from the Russian outpost.*

[X]

*Everyone is trudging through the ash on their way to the lake*

X: "At least the ash has stopped falling but that damned wind is blowing it right into our faces..! Good thing we're all waring breather masks and goggles."

Kregan: "So what was up with that ash Wyvern thing anyway?

X: "We're situated right on the grounds of Castlevania. Anything like that can happen here. As to what caused it specifically; I'm at a loss. But at least we killed it with attacks equivalent to a level 99 character!" 

[Highwind Dragoon]

* The group arrives at the remains of the other Russian outpost*

Me: We're almost to foggy lake.
X: About damn time!
*They climb down the ledges, Killing Russian stragglers until they all get down to the lake walkway*
Slayer: Machine gun nest, 12 o'clock!
X: I'm on top of it!
*Reaches into his pack and combines a mandragora with magical nitro and throws it at the machine gun nest. The Russians burn up for the home team*
Me: Forward!
*They go through the gate and arrive at foggy lake.*
Harrycombs: Awesome, there's a speedboat outfitted with Tesla coils!
Donvermicelli: Then let us commander it. 
*They all board the armored speed boat and speed away.*

Meanwhile, back at the Russian outpost in front of the castle wall....

*Sinful and the weres have just finished clearing out the ash and repairing all of the buildings.
Sinful: That should do it, me and the weres are going back to the castle wall to hole up until this is over.
Russian Lieutenant: Thank you and godspeed, Sinful.
Sinful: No problem.
*Sinful and the weres go back to the castle wall.*

[X]

*The speed boat races through the murky waters of the lake draped with a thin layer of ash*

X: "I really wish this stuff would stop blowing... I can't see where we're going. And on top of that it's really dark out... No moonlight either."

Harrycombs: "I'm more concerned about the lake in general."

Slayer: "You mean like something under the waters, just waiting for us?"

X: "I don't wanna even think about it."

Donvermicelli: *Samuel L Jackson vice* "Did you eva see Deep Blue Sea?! A mutha-fuggen shauk ate me!"

X: "Don't jinx us damnit!-"

*The waters start to wave around the boat*

Slayer: "Oh s**t..!"

X: "This journey is like 40 miles of bad road..!"

[Highwind Dragoon]

*A giant whirlpool forms several miles away from them.*

Slayer: Dear god-!
Kregan: It's Charybdis!

Final Fantasy V boss theme

X: Do something, Dragoon!
Me: Right on it!
*I rig together a bunch of magical nitro and mandragora into a large bundle and use the speed boat's eject pad to launch it at the center of the whirlpool. It disappears into it, followed by an explosion below the water, forcing Charybdis to surface.*

Charybdis: GRAHHH!!!!
Me: *Fires the tesla coils at it.*
X: *Fires tower of science laser at it.*
Harrycombs: Tidal flame!
Donvermicelli: Soul Corrosion!
Kregan: Dark vortex!
Sulaco: Lightning volley!
Mobius: Firestorm!

*Charybdis is defeated, and sinks to the bottom of the lake.  All of a sudden, a HUGE tidal wave emits from where Charybdis was.*

Nathan: OH SHI-!
*The wave sweeps the speed boat up and smashes it down on the mainland coast.*
X: Ugggghh, that sucked big time.
Me: Tell me about it.

Meanwhile, back at the castle wall....

Sinful: Oh, I'm supposed to do something?  Sorry, too busy playing Skyrim.
Weres: Us too.

[P/\/\\/o]

In a totally distant surrounding:

Boy, who is surprisingly balding at the age of 12: Mom, I love your pancakes!

Mom: yes, don't we all... -_-

Suddenly *GASP* a lightning strikes  , and the boy is transferred into...NOT into his instant death, BUT into the surroundings of Sinful at the Castle wall!!!

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[X]

X: "Did you guys hear something..?

Slayer: "It sounded like a lightning strike-

Highwind: "Villa the lightning strikes!!

*Crash-Boom!!*

X/Slayer/Donvermicelli/Harrycombs/Kregan/Mobius/Sulaco: *Sweat drop*

Highwind: "What?"

Group: "Nothing."

Sulaco: That sounded like it came from the Outter Wall."

X: "Well we're not going back there for now... I guess we will find out later and that's IF nothing tries to kill us."

[Highwind Dragoon]

*The groups are walking on the path to wallachian village*

X: I wonder how fortified the village is.
Me: Probably a moderate garrison; the main bulk of their forces are in the Main Russian base several miles outside the village.
Neobelmont: Which is why we should proceed with caution.
Rest of the group: Agreed.
*They continue walking to the village.*

Meanwhile, back at the castle wall....
*Lightning strikes*
Sinful: What just happened?
Werejaguar: Who knows?  Let's just keep playing skyrim.
Sinful: Good call.

Meanwhile, at the Meanwhile, at the wallachian village inn...

Soldier: Commander, their are reports that we have lost control of the forest of silence and foggy lake.  Also, recon has sighted the three vagrant groups heading straight for the village.
Russian Commander: Fortify the town with snipers and machine gun nests.  I need to depart to the Main base to oversee the preparations there.
Soldier: I will carryout your orders and not fail you sir.
Russian Commander: Good, then see to it.

[X]

*Out past the village by 2 kilometers the groups huddles down behind some large rock formations*

X: "..."

*X takes a look at the village fortifications through his binocs*

Slayer: "How's it look?"

X: "I can see the village through the trees however the fortifications are not visible from here..."

*puts away his binocs and sits down*

X: "It's still too dark with the ash and all to get an accurate visual. Infrared is almost next to useless due to the heat emitted from the ash. We'll have to get in closer before our line-of-sight is guaranteed. And they're probably expecting us too."

Harrycombs: "They will no-doubt have a minefield hidden beneath the road and in the clearings around it."

Sulaco: "Don't forget about the M18A1 Claymores. Those will be set up in the forests all over the place."

X: "Well they can't have booby-trapped every location around the village or else they'd never be able to leave themselves."

Highwind: "They probably use air support and a hidden tunnel access."

X: "Right. Maybe we should go and find this "hidden tunnel" for ourselves..!"

[Highwind Dragoon]

Me: Over here, guys!  I see some Russians!
*Looks through binoculars.*
Me: The tunnel entrance is lightly guarded, any ideas, X?
X: I'm on it!
*X snipes the Russian guards with the tower of science laser.*
Slayer: Tunnel entrance is secure!  Let's move out!
*The groups enter the tunnel that will lead them into the village.*

[X]

*The group makes their way through the tunnel with no contact from the enemy*

Harrycombs: "It's pretty dark in here. Perfect place for an ambush.

*Sulaco uses his infrared goggles*

Sulaco: "Uhh guys..?

*Suddenly all the lights come on. Sulaco whips off his goggles before he succumbs to blindness*

Highwind: "Oops..."

Russians: "Heh, heh, heh, heh."

Voice: "Clear off!"

Russians: "Da sir!"

*The Russians leave the tunnel. Before the group stands a tall, strongly-built Russian cracking his knuckles*

Voice: "Hmm, hmm, hmm."

X: "Oh great! A Spetsnaz trooper."

Slayer: "Looks like he wants to wrestle..."

X: "You're joking right?! These f**kers wrestle bears as basic training!!"

Chekov: I am Andreievich P. Chekov.

Group: Huh???

Chekov: I've come to see if any of you are worthy to be my opponent.

Kregan: "Well Chekov, this here's McCoy." *point's to Slayer* "All we need is a Spock and we'll have ourselves an away team."

X: "Boondock Saints? Really guys..?"

Highwind: "Don't joke to the Spetsnaz..!"

Chekov: "I've heard there is a man with Russian blood amongst you."

*Everyone points to X*

X: "!!!"

Chekov: *Grin* "I wish to test you!"

X: "Look..! Can't we just- Gurk!!"

*The Spetsnaz brawler grabs X by his neck and starts to wrestle him*

Highwind: "X take him down!"

X: *Gasp!* ..With what??!*

Slayer: "Go for his vulnerable spot!"

X: "Spetsnaz don't have vulnerable spots!!"

*It isn't long before X finds his head wrapped up in Chekov's massive arms. Chekove then proceeds to do a headlock as he uses one of his hands to grab X's head*

Kregan: *sings in a strong voice* "I'm Popeye the sailor man! I have a man's head in my hand!"

X: "Not...funny...guys!!"

*Before X could pass out he notices several hand Grenades on Chekov's belt. X the reaches down and pulls the pins*

Chekov: "!!!"

*Chekov drops X and attends to his predicament while everyone else scatters. It isn't long before Chekovs bodyparts litter the Tunnel*

X: *Cough-gasp* "I'm glad I watched Rambo III..! *cough*

Slayer: "C'mon guys, I can see the exit!"

*The group charges towards the light at the end of the tunnel*

[Highwind Dragoon]

*They emerge from the tunnel into a back alleyway.*

*A door opens*

Inn Keeper: In here! Quickly!

*The group enters the inn from the side entrance.*

Inn keeper: Thank god you've come!  I'm getting tired of all these Russian bastards occupying the village.
Me: We'll need a room to plan out our attack.
Sulaco: *Throws bag of gold to the Inn keeper* And your finest liquor.
Inn Keeper: Very well, then.  I shall show you to our largest room that we have.*
*The gorups move up the stairs to the 2nd floor, where the innkeeper shows the the room.*
Innkeeper: How long do you plan on staying?
Me: As long as it takes to plan out our attack.
Innkeeper: Very well, I shall bring the liquor you have all requested.
*The innkeeper goes back downstairs.*
Me: Alright!  Let's get started on the plan of attack!

[Lelygax]

While the people are thinking in something, they fell a tremor and run to the windows to discover whats happening...

You see a Ape Skeleton throwing wine barrels in whats look to be a fat italian plumber!