Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow: Piercing Battle Fury ExtendedSulaco: Something good needs to happen fast, dragoon!
Highwind: I've got it! Transfer your electricity into the spear!
Sulaco: Worth a shot.
*Sulaco and Highwind transfer all of their electricity into the spear.*
Highwind: Now to aim it, got it!
*Throws the spear at the back of Cthulhu's neck*
Cthulhu: ROOOAAAR!
*IT SWATS THE SPEAR, DRIVING IT INTO IT'S SPINE.*
CTHULHU: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRR
* Cthulhu falls backwards back into the black sea.*
*Highwind and sulaco land back with the others*
Neobelmont: Guys, what the FUCK ARE YOU DOING!??! THAT'S CTHULHU! WE STAND NO CHANCE AGAINST IT!
Highwind: Oh really? *Flips a switch on a remote and presses the button on it.*
Cthulhu: WWWWWRRRRRRRRROAOOOOOOOOOARRARR!
*Cthulhu is being electrocuted in the black sea!*
*Chaos army teleports in*
Chaos guardian general: GUARDIANS, ATTACK!
*All 100 chaos guardians and 300 chaos tanks close the distance and open fire/ close in to attack the monstrosity.*
Highwind: It's working! Helicopter fleet, move in and attack with your Vulcan cannons and hellfire missiles, NOW!
*A huge torrent of gunfire and missiles hit Cthulhu.*
Cthulhu: wroooooarrrr.....
X: It's working! Cthulhu is severely weakened!
Highwind: Time to get my spear back and finish this, Sulaco.
Sulaco: I'm waiting on you.
*Highwind flips another switch and the spear flies out of Cthulhu, causing more damage to the abomination.*
Cthulhu: wrrrooo..a..rr..rr..rr.......
Highwind: Sulaco, LET'S finish it off!
Sulaco/Highwind: THUNDER STRIKE!
*They hit Cthulhu at the same time*
Cthulhu: WROOOOAARRRRR-! *Cthulhu's body is blown apart from the blow.*
*His remains flow through a dark portal that just opened up*
Slayer: Did....we....win?
Harrycombs: Is it....dead?
X: No, all we did was set it back 10,000 years. We just saved all of civilization just now.
Nathan: We did it! Cthulhu is gone! The course to the Russian naval port of Rostov-on-Don is clear!
EVERYONE ELSE: YEAH!!!!!!
Don: Hey highwind and Sulaco, you guys all right?
Sulaco:......I..don't feel so right........ *Thump!*
Highwind:.......I no feel so good........ *Thump!
*Highwind and Sulaco pass out.*
X: .......................................
..Anyone got a pair of lightning rods on them? Might come in handy RIGHT NOW.