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Title: Villa (LIGHTNING STRIKES!) VERSION 5.0
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on May 09, 2009, 05:41:48 PM
WISE FROM YOUR GWAVE! :o

I COMMAND YOU TO SERVE US ALL BOOZE AND GOOD TIMES!

PARTYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO............
Title: Re: Villa (LIGHTNING STRIKES!) VERSION 5.0
Post by: Jorge D. Fuentes on May 09, 2009, 10:03:38 PM
In Reply To #1

OMG the Villa *lightning strikes* is back!?!?
But who are YOU to bring it back, huh!? >:D
:P :P :P

**takes a drink the Vampire Maid brings on over**
Title: Re: Villa (LIGHTNING STRIKES!) VERSION 5.0
Post by: Bloodreign on May 09, 2009, 10:53:57 PM
Ralph would be the guy to brings this one back.

*smashes everyone with fifths of Captain Drac over the head*
Title: Re: Villa (LIGHTNING STRIKES!) VERSION 5.0
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on May 10, 2009, 07:52:48 AM
Copter kicks Bloodreign in the face.

BARFIGHT! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Villa (LIGHTNING STRIKES!) VERSION 5.0
Post by: Gunlord on May 11, 2009, 08:16:37 PM
/me gives everyone a hug

Jorgey :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Villa (LIGHTNING STRIKES!) VERSION 5.0
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on May 11, 2009, 08:28:11 PM
GUNLORD!!! ;D

What'll it be?  8)
Title: Re: Villa (LIGHTNING STRIKES!) VERSION 5.0
Post by: Gunlord on May 12, 2009, 08:56:20 PM
I WOULD LIKE SOME WHITE ZINFANDEL  8) 8) :-* :-*
Title: Re: Villa (LIGHTNING STRIKES!) VERSION 5.0
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on May 12, 2009, 09:24:09 PM
wine?

you want me to serve you.......FUCKING WINE!??!!?!?!

THIS IS NO WINERY, THIS IS THE VILLA!

AND HERE *Slams whiskey bottle onto the counter*
WE SERVE WHISKEY!

*Pours Gunlord 5 shots.*
Title: Re: Villa (LIGHTNING STRIKES!) VERSION 5.0
Post by: Gunlord on May 13, 2009, 07:59:24 PM
In Reply To #8

Whiskey? Now I'm Irish  8) 8) ;D ;D
Title: Re: Villa (LIGHTNING STRIKES!) VERSION 5.0
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on May 13, 2009, 08:26:54 PM
*Serves gunlord his drinks*

Where the hell has everybody gone?
Where's sulaco?

I AM A MAN!

*BONUS POINTS IF YOU GET THE REFERENCE.*
Title: Re: Villa (LIGHTNING STRIKES!) VERSION 5.0
Post by: Mobius on July 14, 2009, 03:56:30 PM
*shoots up from beneath Highwind's feet knocking him behind the bar with a loud crash*

Lac's busy shredding live souls in Burma right now. But he sends his best... Whatever that is.

*grabs a bottle of Midori, a bottle of silver rum, bottle of Grey Goose vodka and some blue Curacao and empties all four into a big metal cylinder - then tosses in some ice, shakes it up and chugs it*

*BRRRU-U-U-U-U-URRRRPP* ! Oh my. Ex-cooze me ^_^
Title: Re: Villa (LIGHTNING STRIKES!) VERSION 5.0
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on July 19, 2009, 07:09:30 PM
I SHOW YOU!

GO ABADDON!

USE LOCUST SWARM, NOW!  :o :o :o
Title: Re: Villa (LIGHTNING STRIKES!) VERSION 5.0
Post by: Gunlord on July 19, 2009, 10:14:01 PM
/me activates that Bael fire shield thing
Title: Re: Villa (LIGHTNING STRIKES!) VERSION 5.0
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on July 19, 2009, 11:37:14 PM
NO!

HOW COULD I BE SO DEFEATED!  :( :( :(
Title: Re: Villa (LIGHTNING STRIKES!) VERSION 5.0
Post by: Gunlord on July 20, 2009, 07:46:05 PM
You were doomed ever since most of your attacks could be so easily defeated by a single soul/skill.
Title: Re: Villa (LIGHTNING STRIKES!) VERSION 5.0
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on July 22, 2009, 03:33:51 PM
WRYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

*abaddon dissolves into locusts which fly into a portal.*

So much for that.

*downs 20 villa punches*

WHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOO---THUNK!
Title: Re: Villa (LIGHTNING STRIKES!) VERSION 5.0
Post by: Harrycombs on August 17, 2009, 08:10:37 AM
In Reply To #16

NOOO, HIGHWIND! I shall bring you back!
Title: Re: Villa (LIGHTNING STRIKES!) VERSION 5.0
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on August 17, 2009, 08:18:54 AM
I say we take over the castle center bar.  8) :D
Title: Re: Villa (LIGHTNING STRIKES!) VERSION 5.0
Post by: Gunlord on August 21, 2009, 02:58:19 AM
In Reply To #18

You have my axe!
Title: Re: Villa (LIGHTNING STRIKES!) VERSION 5.0
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on August 22, 2009, 08:00:53 AM
And my lance!  ;D
Title: Re: Villa (LIGHTNING STRIKES!) VERSION 5.0
Post by: Mobius on January 24, 2010, 04:45:58 PM
And my ass.
Title: Re: Villa (LIGHTNING STRIKES!) VERSION 5.0
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on January 24, 2010, 08:26:33 PM
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.  :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :-X
Title: Re: Villa (LIGHTNING STRIKES!) VERSION 5.0
Post by: Mobius on January 24, 2010, 08:49:21 PM
 ;D HAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, HAH, HAH, HAH, HAH, HAH, HAH, HAHHH! *rolls on the floor laughing*

Sorry, couldn't resist. I just remember watching Fellowship of the Ring with a group of friends one night and when the members of the Fellowship are pitching their support for Frodo at the council of Elrond, Legolas and Gimli chime in with, "And you have my bow." "And my axe." One of my friends blurts out, "What? Did he just say 'my ass??!?'" We had to pause the movie and wait until the laughing died down to resume.

Good times. ^_^
Title: Re: Villa (LIGHTNING STRIKES!) VERSION 5.0
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on January 24, 2010, 09:12:33 PM
All of you need to POST MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Villa (LIGHTNING STRIKES!) VERSION 5.0
Post by: Mobius on February 28, 2010, 02:03:14 PM
 *downs a shot of flaming tequila*

Face it, amigo, the recession in the economy has affected everyone. This joint's proudest patrons are off doing many things they will likely regret just to scrape by. I think those of us who are still here should be thankful at this point just to have a little--... Uh, a little umm.... Hmmm. Well, count yourselves lucky that I'm not anally raping all y'all at the moment.

^_^
Title: Re: Villa (LIGHTNING STRIKES!) VERSION 5.0
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on February 28, 2010, 09:09:53 PM
THEY PAWNED THEIR PCS FOR MONEY!?!?!?

AND VARIOUS UNSPEAKABLE ACTS?!?!

EWWWWWWWWWWW................  :-X *barfs*
Title: Re: Villa (LIGHTNING STRIKES!) VERSION 5.0
Post by: Harrycombs on March 27, 2010, 11:23:18 AM
THEY PAWNED THEIR PCS FOR MONEY!?!?!?

AND VARIOUS UNSPEAKABLE ACTS?!?!

EWWWWWWWWWWW................  :-X *barfs*

Who doesn't pawn their PCs for money?
Title: Re: Villa (LIGHTNING STRIKES!) VERSION 5.0
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 27, 2010, 11:29:41 AM
You, you GODDAMN LAZY COMMIE!! >:( >:(

LET'S THROWDOWN!!!!!  :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: Villa (LIGHTNING STRIKES!) VERSION 5.0
Post by: Mobius on March 27, 2010, 01:20:48 PM
M E A N W H I L E ! ! ! ~ BACK AT THE MAIN BAR

*Mobi and a couple of joint regulars sit around enjoying--? . . . . Well, joints, while watching an odd special on the wall-mounted plasma TV*

TV: "And so to commemorate the upcoming release of the new Castlevania title for the next gen platforms, we now present to you an exclusive VTV retrospective series. Tonight we look back at some of the most defining statements made by longtime producer Koji Igarashi during the series' run. Join us as we look back on the top moments in IGA history."

MARIA: "Ohhh this should be priceless."

NATHAN: [not looking up from his DS] "Double or nothing the top highlight is 'Symphony of the Night.'"

MOBIUS: "I'll take that bet, spikey."

*lights a tall four-and-a-half-inch bong and takes an inhuman drag out of it*

TV: "Number 1: IGA discusses the future of Castlevania."

*screen switches to an image of Igarashi himself*

KOJI: "With adven' of new genedation consores, the filst compretery thlee-dee Castrevania title can now at rast be achieve! I and my staff are velly excited about this possibirity and rook folwahd to deriveling de bes' game we have yet pdoduced."

*Nathan snorts loudly without glancing up*

"Number 2: IGA reveals his personal process of developing a CV game concept."

KOJI: "It is not in my bess intedest to concentlate on story firs'. Fdom my point of view, game-pray and contlor muss take da plecedence before prot outrine can be developed. Hai!"

"Number 3: IGA shares his feelings on the CV fans."

KOJI: "I tank dem fol their undying suppolt. I am now top playah flom Konami. [facing camera] Jou bitches bess lecognize!"

"Number 4: IGA on Blacula."

KOJI: "Bracuda can topp his heers togethel tree times, ahnd go bahck to Aflica!"

"And number 5: IGA on one of his most vocal critics, the demon Sulaco."

*at the bar, Maria suddenly tenses up - Nathan actually looks up from his game*

MARIA: Ohh good god--!

NATE: Bloody hell...

MOBI: [still holding her hit] Nyuhhh?

KOJI: "He rooks rike a bdoke-ahss. . . . -Rou Diamond Phiddips."

*Maria's head slumps forward into her waiting hands*

NATE: "Whoa... [turning to Mobius] Guess I owe you some money."

MOBI: [exhales a long thick cloud of green ganja, nodding] PFFFFFHH! - Aa'iight.

*on TV, IGA raises his arms up to form the peace sign with both hands*

KOJI: "Hollah atta srayah!!"