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Title: Magnum Penii
Post by: Abnormal Freak on December 24, 2022, 10:26:50 PM
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Title: Re: Magnum Penii
Post by: X on December 25, 2022, 10:56:07 AM
This came up in the search engine, lol


"Here's how big your penis needs to be to fit in a Magnum..."
Title: Re: Magnum Penii
Post by: Bloodreign on December 25, 2022, 09:20:20 PM
Thomas Magnum was not only a good private investigator, he was a chick magnet, maybe he had multiple schlongs, or penii, and kept all the women happy.
Title: Re: Magnum Penii
Post by: Abnormal Freak on December 28, 2022, 12:46:54 PM
When you're Tom Selleck, anything is possible.
Title: Re: Magnum Penii
Post by: Bloodreign on December 29, 2022, 02:34:01 AM
Damn right, come for the Magnum Private Investigating, the Mustache Ride is free.
Title: Re: Magnum Penii
Post by: zangetsu468 on December 29, 2022, 11:53:03 AM
When Tom Selleck and his 7 body doubles all get that bomba$$ Octopu$$y….
Title: Re: Magnum Penii
Post by: JR on December 29, 2022, 05:38:28 PM
Before he landed his legendary role, he was known simply as the fella wit' two weenises
Title: Re: Magnum Penii
Post by: Abnormal Freak on December 31, 2022, 07:37:18 AM
Kinda like Miles “Tails” Prower but the other end.
Title: Re: Magnum Penii
Post by: JR on December 31, 2022, 11:33:35 PM
Selleck could also spin them like nobody's business. While twirling guns.

Random observation: Magnum TA was named such because of his likeness to Magnum PI, but Scott Hall looked WAY more like Magnum PI than Magnum TA did.
Title: Re: Magnum Penii
Post by: Abnormal Freak on January 06, 2023, 11:29:55 PM
Got a new phone.

Gotta see what this shits look like on a fresh screen:

(https://castlevaniadungeon.net/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwhooties.homestead.com%2Ffiles%2Fwhackit.gif&hash=87619bec83893e6dd009f1f0e0d32ee7)
Title: Re: Magnum Penii
Post by: Jorge D. Fuentes on January 13, 2023, 05:02:35 PM
Is today 7|15 or something?