I'm sorry, maybe it's the 4 shots of rum that I had, but this game makes me SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For those who do not know, I was once hacking SOTN; but since about 2 years ago I started remaking it in game maker from scratch. I am not telling you all this to toot my own horn (I have a hot blonde to do that for me.......... SCHA WING!) as by my standards I am a decent programmer at best, not great. But instead to give you all a grasp on the fact that after hacking into several games, and examining their guts that I actually do know what I am talking about when it comes to game development, and am not just some random forum troll.
And this game is disgustingly pathetic. I beat it inside out, playing it with several times, maxing out several characters, and getting to the point where in a 6 person team, I can take on all 3 forms of Ryu, and a midboss..... what's his name alone with no problem. While everyone in my soma and friends team chants (yes everyone EXCEPT ME loves Soma; no surprise there) "Not bad."
And all I feel is remorse for wasting valuable time in my life that I can NEVER get back.
It is a lazy, cheap, pathetic excuse for professional work that is even lower in quality than a mediocre fan game.
Recently, a very talented programmer named mig made Castlevania: the lecarde Chronicles. This game is fun, full of neat surprises, and even though it is an old school 2d platformer type castlevania, has TONS of replay value. You just want to play it over and over again because it is so fun.
But that is not the case with Castlevania HD; it is fucking BORING! Repetitive, uncreative, and a true testament to why I hope IGA never gets a hold of Castlevania again. And fuck those of you who think he should get another chance, LOL (that fuck you part is a joke for those of you with the little man complex). If I wanted to spend all day item hunting, I would play diablo. And even then, the randomization would give me much more satisfaction than this waste of code.
Here is what makes it more pathetic: SOMEONE AS UNSKILLED AS ME CAN EASILY MAKE A GAME BETTER THAN THIS! I am not backed by a professional gaming company; I am all alone, with every little to no help, an amateur and no financial backing. Yet I can come up with stuff WAY more exciting than this while sitting on the toilet playing angry birds.
I hate this game. And i hate the people that try to defend it when posts like mine pop up. There is no excuse for this laziness. When I saw stages 10 & 11 first announced as 8 bit stages, I thought it was a joke. Imagine my shock when I realized they were serious.
Fuck you IGA & Co. for being this lazy. Fuck the dumbass dickhead of a cockface sperm guzzler in Konami's development dept. that approved the way you did this. Fuck those lame brained, brainwashed fanboys who can't even admit what a lame waste this was, and instead defend it blindly (another joke; don't get butthurt guys).
I could go on and on; but I really need to get back to studying. And posting while drinking NEVER ends good.