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Off Topic => Off Topic => Topic started by: cecil-kain on January 08, 2009, 09:26:19 AM
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Smilin Bob --the happy spokespenis from those wacky Enzyte commercials now persumed dead?
You find the wierdest things on these internets
http://ozonetv.wordpress.com/2009/01/05/the-mysterious-case-of-smilin-bob/
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Did he not seek help after having an erection for more than 4 hours??
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Sucks that the guy is dead, but I'm glad those stupid commercials are finally going to die too.
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Did he not seek help after having an erection for more than 4 hours??
HAHAHAHA!
How did no one else react to that one?
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Sucks that the guy is dead, but I'm glad those stupid commercials are finally going to die too.
Yeah sucks he bit the big one but I doubt that the commercials will cease, they'll probably get somebody worse.
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Yeah sucks he bit the big one but I doubt that the commercials will cease, they'll probably get somebody worse.
Since the CEO of Enzyte was arrested for fraud in that same article, I doubt it. Hell, Enzyte might even die out as a business.
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In Reply To #6
Since the CEO of Enzyte was arrested for fraud in that same article, I doubt it. Hell, Enzyte might even die out as a business.
That would be amazing.
Now, if only the Billy Mays commercials would stop... :P
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Now, if only the Billy Mays commercials would stop...
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In Reply To #8
Agreed. The Shamwow dude actually makes a convincing performance without the cocaine-induced energy of Billy Mays.
Anyway, R. I. P. Enzyte Bob. If it's true, there's one more dude that out-lives Crackhead Bob.
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In Reply To #8
I HATE that fugly bastard
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The Extenze commercials are a million times worse than the Enzyte commercials. At least the Enzyte commercials are amusing in a disturbing sense. But Extenze is just annoying as shit.
I think what kills me the most is the chick with the big nose & ugly tits advertising it. That and the first guy they interview is a black man and he's all like "Well....it got bigger!"
R.I.P. psychologically-induced big penis guy. You will be missed.
P.S. Billy Mays and the Shamwow guy are hilarious.
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In Reply To #11
I cannot watch tv at night without seein that goddamn extenze commercial literally every commercial break. Ive told lots of ppl that if I ever find him or that ugly bitch on the commercials Im gonna kill em
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It just floors me that there's enough sexual insecurity out there to get these products on the market in the first place. I enjoyed the Enzyte commercials myself --the tongue in cheek language and the symbolism of the silent spokespenis just cracked me up. But let's face it, some people get the placebo affect off this crap --and that's just pathetic. I'd laugh my ass off watching one of these losers testify about how Enzyte failed to fix their gimpy limpies.