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Title: Enzyte needs to find a new spokespenis.
Post by: cecil-kain on January 08, 2009, 03:26:19 PM: Smilin Bob --the happy spokespenis from those wacky Enzyte commercials now persumed dead?

You find the wierdest things on these internets
http://ozonetv.wordpress.com/2009/01/05/the-mysterious-case-of-smilin-bob/
Title: Re: Enzyte needs to find a new spokespenis.
Post by: Profbeanburrito on January 08, 2009, 05:59:14 PM: Did he not seek help after having an erection for more than 4 hours??
Title: Re: Enzyte needs to find a new spokespenis.
Post by: Rugal on January 08, 2009, 07:25:21 PM: Sucks that the guy is dead, but I'm glad those stupid commercials are finally going to die too.
Title: Re: Enzyte needs to find a new spokespenis.
Post by: A n t r a x x on January 09, 2009, 05:11:05 AM: Quote from: profbeanburrito on January 08, 2009, 05:59:14 PM
Did he not seek help after having an erection for more than 4 hours??

HAHAHAHA!

How did no one else react to that one?
Title: Re: Enzyte needs to find a new spokespenis.
Post by: The Last Belmont on January 09, 2009, 10:03:45 PM: Quote from: Rugal on January 08, 2009, 07:25:21 PM
Sucks that the guy is dead, but I'm glad those stupid commercials are finally going to die too.

Yeah sucks he bit the big one but I doubt that the commercials will cease, they'll probably get somebody worse.
Title: Re: Enzyte needs to find a new spokespenis.
Post by: Battler Ushiromiya on January 09, 2009, 11:14:31 PM: Quote from: The Last Belmont on January 09, 2009, 10:03:45 PM
Yeah sucks he bit the big one but I doubt that the commercials will cease, they'll probably get somebody worse.
Since the CEO of Enzyte was arrested for fraud in that same article, I doubt it. Hell, Enzyte might even die out as a business.
Title: Re: Enzyte needs to find a new spokespenis.
Post by: silvermoonlight on January 12, 2009, 08:22:44 PM: In Reply To #6

Quote from: Patrick Colasour on January 09, 2009, 11:14:31 PM
Since the CEO of Enzyte was arrested for fraud in that same article, I doubt it. Hell, Enzyte might even die out as a business.

That would be amazing.
Now, if only the Billy Mays commercials would stop... :P
Title: Re: Enzyte needs to find a new spokespenis.
Post by: A n t r a x x on January 13, 2009, 08:34:38 PM: Quote from: silvermoonlight on January 12, 2009, 08:22:44 PM

Now, if only the Billy Mays commercials would stop...
Title: Re: Enzyte needs to find a new spokespenis.
Post by: Mobius on January 14, 2009, 12:58:55 AM: In Reply To #8

Agreed. The Shamwow dude actually makes a convincing performance without the cocaine-induced energy of Billy Mays.

Anyway, R. I. P. Enzyte Bob. If it's true, there's one more dude that out-lives Crackhead Bob.
Title: Re: Enzyte needs to find a new spokespenis.
Post by: Aridale on January 14, 2009, 12:33:00 PM: In Reply To #8

I HATE that fugly bastard
Title: Re: Enzyte needs to find a new spokespenis.
Post by: Bizarro Belmont on January 14, 2009, 03:55:05 PM: The Extenze commercials are a million times worse than the Enzyte commercials. At least the Enzyte commercials are amusing in a disturbing sense. But Extenze is just annoying as shit.

I think what kills me the most is the chick with the big nose & ugly tits advertising it. That and the first guy they interview is a black man and he's all like "Well....it got bigger!"

R.I.P. psychologically-induced big penis guy. You will be missed.

P.S. Billy Mays and the Shamwow guy are hilarious.
Title: Re: Enzyte needs to find a new spokespenis.
Post by: Aridale on January 15, 2009, 12:11:47 PM: In Reply To #11

I cannot watch tv at night without seein that goddamn extenze commercial literally every commercial break. Ive told lots of ppl that if I ever find him or that ugly bitch on the commercials Im gonna kill em
Title: Re: Enzyte needs to find a new spokespenis.
Post by: cecil-kain on January 15, 2009, 02:23:28 PM: It just floors me that there's enough sexual insecurity out there to get these products on the market in the first place. I enjoyed the Enzyte commercials myself --the tongue in cheek language and the symbolism of the silent spokespenis just cracked me up. But let's face it, some people get the placebo affect off this crap --and that's just pathetic. I'd laugh my ass off watching one of these losers testify about how Enzyte failed to fix their gimpy limpies.