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Title: Boy becomes father at 13. WHAT?
Post by: Rugal on February 16, 2009, 03:10:12 PM: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece

Unbelievable. I hope they can actually raise that baby.
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Post by: Clara E. Leet on February 16, 2009, 03:56:40 PM: The boy seems to be showing a great deal of responsibility, actually. Definitely pat-on-the-back worthy. It'll be interesting to see how they manage.
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Post by: A n t r a x x on February 16, 2009, 10:55:04 PM: Yeah I read about this. Kids are stupid; here's the proof. Early sex education would go a long way in helping them understand it all more, especially the risks and the way it totally changes life. Apparently, the young woman was using birth control, but forgot it this one time? Guess they forgot about condoms too.

Congratulations, your childhood is officially dead. I give these 2 ten years before they sputter out into alcoholism or drug abuse. Although it does sound like their families are supportive, and that can be a huge factor in handling this properly; so we'll see.

But this kinda shit needs to change. We're already an overpopulated planet.
Title: Re: Boy becomes father at 13. WHAT?
Post by: Mr Sven on February 17, 2009, 01:11:10 AM: Quote from: A n t r a x x on February 16, 2009, 10:55:04 PM
Title: Re: Boy becomes father at 13. WHAT?
Post by: uzo on February 17, 2009, 02:22:06 AM: I BLAME JAPAN.
Title: Re: Boy becomes father at 13. WHAT?
Post by: cecil-kain on February 17, 2009, 01:51:02 PM: Quote from: Mr Sven on February 17, 2009, 01:11:10 AM
I agree, but most mothers i've spoken to sem to think that it's "perverted" and "wrong" for children to know about it younger than they already do!.. that they dont't bneed to hear about things like that at their age, and this is what pisses me off about censorship. You learn things better while your younger and stopping people from learning about it while they obviously are sexually active is just retarded.

I believe we have the
Title: Re: Boy becomes father at 13. WHAT?
Post by: Battler Ushiromiya on February 17, 2009, 03:20:44 PM: Quote from: A n t r a x x on February 16, 2009, 10:55:04 PM
Yeah I read about this.
Title: Re: Boy becomes father at 13. WHAT?
Post by: Bizarro Belmont on February 17, 2009, 04:01:17 PM: I BLAME JESUS.

Anyays, tube-tying at an early age and immediately after childbirth instead of a six-month wait would be a BIG HELP.

Still, kudos to the kid for being more responsible than just about every other guy in a situation like this. And getting laid at the same age as Danzig.

MOTHER!
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Post by: A-Yty on February 17, 2009, 05:44:55 PM: That is so surreal. I mean, the kid looks like a baby himself.

It's commendable he feels he should take care of the baby, but it's hard to imagine he has a clue of what it means to be a father. I mean, damn..a week before her birth he probably found out Santa Claus isn't real
Title: Re: Boy becomes father at 13. WHAT?
Post by: A-Yty on February 17, 2009, 05:50:26 PM: Quote from: Rigaldo

Not really, since there are plenty of wide, open, empty places in the US alone. Hell, you can technically fit the entire Earth's population in an area the size of Jacksonville.

And do what eventually? Resort to cannibalism and use pig shit to power our cars?

There's more to population than space. Resources. Increasing pollution. All that comes with keeping people alive and functional.
Title: Re: Boy becomes father at 13. WHAT?
Post by: Rugal on February 17, 2009, 07:57:16 PM: What someone needs to do is build a stasis field like in Half-Life 2 that makes everyone sterile.

Problem solved.
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Post by: cecil-kain on February 18, 2009, 01:23:40 PM: Quote from: Rugal on February 17, 2009, 07:57:16 PM
What someone needs to do is build a stasis field like in Half-Life 2 that makes everyone sterile.

Problem solved.

The Chineese are mandating population control as we speak --sterilization and abortion are not so much a matter of personal choice but a matter of public law. Chineese women are not allowed more than one child each.

And since males are the preferred sex in chineese culture, girl babies are often aborted shortly after being discovered by ultrasound. Thus the couple may continue shooting for their manchild.

The ultimate result will be a new China, with curiously few women, ruled by an entire generation of spoiled, A-Type, sex hungry, men --the best recipe for war in world history.

Throw in the nukes and you have the solution to world population.
Title: Re: Boy becomes father at 13. WHAT?
Post by: Mr Sven on February 18, 2009, 04:26:21 PM: Quote from: Rigaldo on February 17, 2009, 03:20:44 PM
Ironically, Japan itself has an abnormally low amount of underaged sex. Partially because the legal age there is 16 and not 18, but even then there's less kids under 16 getting preggers there than here.

Correct me if i'm wrong but being a resident of the UK I find it unlikley but the age of consent in the UK which is where this lad comes from is 16 also. Having the highest rate of underage pregnancies in Europe I doubt the lower age of consent has anything to do with lower instances of underage sex.
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Post by: Bizarro Belmont on February 18, 2009, 04:30:27 PM: Aren't japan folks more disciplined in some cases?

Anywho, I love this forum.
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Post by: Kale on February 19, 2009, 02:24:03 AM: wtf indeed.
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Post by: thernz on February 19, 2009, 11:48:49 PM: Well, I hope the baby turns out alright. Those parents are kinda...
Title: Re: Boy becomes father at 13. WHAT?
Post by: DoctaMario on February 25, 2009, 09:19:50 PM: Quote from: cecil-kain on February 18, 2009, 01:23:40 PM
The Chineese are mandating population control as we speak --sterilization and abortion are not so much a matter of personal choice but a matter of public law.
Title: Re: Boy becomes father at 13. WHAT?
Post by: thernz on February 25, 2009, 10:34:02 PM: You know. Males carry the family legacy and all. Surnames and stuff. Family stuff. I thought they raised the limit to two children though.
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Post by: Donvermicelli on April 27, 2009, 03:30:42 PM: In Reply To #18

Depends on your situation, I believe that you need a certain amount of wealth to be allowed a second child.
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Post by: Bizarro Belmont on April 27, 2009, 03:42:18 PM: On the bright side, this kid is sure to have it better then the following peoples:

1. The Protestant morons in Nebraska with 19 kids.

2. Jon & Kate Plus 8.

3. Nadya Suleman.

4. a German couple who set the records with 60+(!!!) children.

And with that, reasons 1-4 why I'm not having kids (and if I do consider raising one, I'll adopt.)
Title: Re: Boy becomes father at 13. WHAT?
Post by: Clara E. Leet on April 27, 2009, 05:23:53 PM: Considering this topic is super super old (February) and a recent test showed that the boy is indeed not the father after all (Paternity test FTW), this thread is dead.