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The Castlevania Dungeon Forums => General Castlevania Discussion => Topic started by: DingusBelmondo on December 24, 2009, 10:07:21 AM
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Ok, let's assume you are placed in the position of Simon, during Castlevania 1, but this is real life, and you have to have your wits about you. First of all, I would not assume i could whip a zombie very well, but if i could, assuming it died in one hit, I would most likely make it to the fucking merman... except that they shoot water so thats not too bad, and I likely could swim back to the ledge if i fell off the platform. Man I dunno, maybe im giving myself too much credit, but I would most likely get my shit handed to me at the room with the spikes from the ceiling and ghosts.
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My whip would burst into flames when I attemp to hit the candles in front of Dracula's Castle. While being completely defenseless, I fall victim to an attack of a horde merciless zombies who where smart enough to see their chance.
Very tragic.
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I'd take one look at the castle and go: "Nuh uh, I am not going in there."
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I'd wanna say that I could make it to Dracula, but more likely to happen would be, as soon as I get decked up in vampire hunter gear and exit my humble cottage, a bat would swoop down, rip my throat out and that would be the end of me. I probably wouldn't make it 3 steps from my front door, let alone even a foot away from Castlevania's front gate. ;D
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I imagine i'd fall and break my neck as soon as I step on the closing drawbridge in, say, Castlevania 4. It looks slippery.
Also, whipping all those zombies that come at you in the entrance hall of Castlevania 1 would be AWFUL. I wouldn't be able to keep up with them and probably end up dead in approximately 1,5 minutes (depending on what those zombies would do to you in real life. In the games, they just kinda walk over you and occasionally vomit)
Also, I would have to mention the opening scene of Circle of the Moon where you fall 20-30 floors... that's instant death right there. :P
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I would make it to the spike crushers in stage 2. :(
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...I would turn around at the gate. XD If I did happen to go in, I'd run screaming at the sight of Zombies. (Hate em.) IF I managed to get past that (let's pretend I'm not scared of them), I'd probably get killed by Frankenstein on stage 3.
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I wouldn't.
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funny thread! DragonSlayrs reply bout got me. I prolly wouldnt make it far either. Im sure if all the stuff in the game were real they wouldnt quite act like they do in the game. Like the mermen and such. But a giant fuckin bat like at the end of stage one is prolly bout a far as anyone would make it without a flamethrower
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I'd probably piss myself, say f*** this, and not even go into the castle. Let someone else handle it.
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hahah or imagine Harmony, with Talos. Holy sheeettt, thats curtains for you pal
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You guys are a bunch of pussies.
..AND SO AM I!!
I'd piss my pants as soon as I hear the Wargs howling in the distance. I'd then run away in my pee-pants hoping to find a nearby church, only to have giant swords swipe at me & deceptive priests lure me into a confessional and stab me for no reason!! :o Screw that, God bless the Belmont clan!
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I'd... probably make it to the Giant Bat.
I'm a good climber so I would GrantDanesti my ass past the Merman's Lair. As for the zombies? I 'might' be able to dodge 'em if I run.
But yeah that Giant Bat? One swipe from its massive wings or one bloodsuck or dash and I'd get gutted right open.
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i would get to Death...got it?
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I don't have keys to open main gate, so, bye.
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I'd bribe Dracula into turning me into a vampire and just live there as a happy minion until a real Belmont showed up then I would be screwed.
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I'd bribe Dracula into turning me into a vampire and just live there as a happy minion until a real Belmont showed up then I would be screwed.
Hahah I like that you have to BRIBE Dracula. Why, would he not do it without encouragement?
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Hahah I like that you have to BRIBE Dracula. Why, would he not do it without encouragement?
Well, it depends on whether you are a guy or girl and if Dracula has a preference of who he bits.
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My arm would be tired by the time I get past the first entrance hall room whipping all those zombies. That's when I quit and go home to watch a movie.