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Title: Castel Vania: Symphony of the IGA!!!!
Post by: Dark Nemesis on January 11, 2010, 11:08:57 AM

This is in russian, but it also has english parts. It is very hilarious!!!!  ;D

http://www.castleofdracula.narod.ru/library/iga_sotn.htm (http://www.castleofdracula.narod.ru/library/iga_sotn.htm)

A small part of it:

 Old Gamer: Die IGA. You don't belong in this game!

IGA: It was not by my hand that I am once again became a producer. I was called here by IGARASTY™, who wish to pay me…… (долгая пауза)..... tribute.

Old Gamer: Tribute? You steal men's money, and make them your slaves.

IGA: Perhaps the same could be said of all video games.

Old Gamer: Your games are as empty as your soul. Castlevania ill needs a producer such as you.

IGA: What is a Castlevania?! A miserable little pile of money! But enough talk; have at you!

Title: Re: Castel Vania: Symphony of the IGA!!!!
Post by: Ahasverus on January 11, 2010, 11:34:24 AM

This is the best castlevania yet! :P

Title: Re: Castel Vania: Symphony of the IGA!!!!
Post by: crisis on January 11, 2010, 11:38:10 AM

lol?

Title: Re: Castel Vania: Symphony of the IGA!!!!
Post by: Lumas on January 11, 2010, 02:53:24 PM

Whether or not you like or hate IGA this is still funny as hell.

And if you can't laugh at something you like then you need to lighten up.

Title: Re: Castel Vania: Symphony of the IGA!!!!
Post by: Lumas on January 11, 2010, 03:21:08 PM

I got a kick out of this part

 Michiru: Ah, AGI. What is your business here?

AGI: I've come to put an end to this moneymaking.

Michiru: Still befriending gamers... I'll not ask you to return to our side. But I demand you cease your review!

AGI: I will not.

Michiru: You shall regret those words. We will meet again.

Title: Re: Castel Vania: Symphony of the IGA!!!!
Post by: darkwzrd4 on January 11, 2010, 03:59:28 PM

I'm LAMO!!! 

Title: Re: Castel Vania: Symphony of the IGA!!!!
Post by: X on January 11, 2010, 06:49:14 PM

That's extremely cute and somewhat true depending on what you believe.  :)

-X

Title: Re: Castel Vania: Symphony of the IGA!!!!
Post by: CODESherry on March 20, 2010, 10:32:58 AM

WOW. That was a great read!

Title: Re: Castel Vania: Symphony of the IGA!!!!
Post by: Amduscias on March 24, 2010, 12:35:00 AM

LOL cannot stop laughing xD really true, now port it for ps3, it will make a lot of $$$

Title: Re: Castel Vania: Symphony of the IGA!!!!
Post by: Felix on March 26, 2010, 06:09:15 PM

Not only funny, but it's true... IT'S ALL FUCKING EFFIG TRUE!!!!!!!!!

At least to IGA-haters, like me.