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The Castlevania Dungeon Forums => Fan Stuff => Topic started by: darkwzrd4 on June 20, 2011, 09:21:34 AM
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After reading and contributing to Rid's List: Things That I am no longer allowed to do in Castlevania, I've decided to make of list of reasons why we would want to visit and/or hang out in Castlevania (aside for kicking Dracula's ass). Feel free to contribute as we all did with Rid's list.
1. Easy and willing women (succubi)
2. Vast deposits of potentially lost knowledge in the Long Library
3. Admire the architecture.
4. Make a Blair Witch Project knockoff
5. Lure Jehovah's Witnesses to get rid of them
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6) Get rich by breaking shit or just find that huge amount of money just lying around.
7) Face it, there's all this cool weaponry and other stuff just there.
8) Fight through Castlevania the way that the main characters didn't have the intelligence to do (like pull out a handgun and shoot Shaft's stupid ball to save Richter, but not even entering the throne room).
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1) Get rich by breaking shit or just find that huge amount of money just lying around.
2) Face it, there's all this cool weaponry and other stuff just there.
3) Fight through Castlevania the way that the main characters didn't have the intelligence to do (like pull out a handgun and shoot Shaft's stupid ball to save Richter, but not even entering the throne room).
should be 6,7,and 8
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Derp. Wasn't looking at what keys I was hitting. X)
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Haha, number 1.
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1. Easy and willing women (succubi)
It'll cost your soul.
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8... or 9..?: Free food. Although you'd have to resort to smashing up the castle in order to get it.
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8... or 9..?: Free food. Although you'd have to resort to smashing up the castle in order to get it.
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10. Visiting the save point. It heals every wounds and disease.
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11) using the LABORATORY!!!!!!
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10. Visiting the save point. It heals every wounds and disease.
And revives you as you last were when you die.
We could cure all worldly diseases and mortality with this technology.
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11. 24/7 Non-stop awesome music
12. Free food spawns everywhere! [<--- May be potentially dangerous, but if you're hungry enough, anything goes]
13. Get to pick up the almighty Valmanyway
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14. I'd go to Castlevania to find the Ring of Varda, Crissaegrim sword and God's garb, then go back home and be a superhero or something.
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14. I'd go to Castlevania to find the Ring of Varda, Crissaegrim sword and God's garb, then go back home and be a superhero or something.
That'd make you the ultimate friggin super hero.
15. Learn how to turn into mist (and learn how to turn back first, before trying it). Imagine what you could do with that. :P
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16. Hot Vampiric chicks.
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And revives you as you last were when you die.
We could cure all worldly diseases and mortality with this technology.
Wish there was such a thing in real life. Maybe someday in the future.
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1: To see a vampire that does not sparkle in daylight, but dies in it
2: topless chicks (succubi)
3: find a wall pork chop thats not festering with parasites
4: gold, breaking an expensive looking place to have random gold fall from everywhere.
5: to hear dracula say "what is a man" and throw a glass
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My reason for visiting Castlevania?
17: The FABULOUS room decorating opportunities! Just look at what Juste was able to do with that furniture room in HoD! FAHBULOUS!
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18. To have a horrible night and to have a curse.
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18. To have a horrible night and to have a curse.
You sure bout that?
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18. To have a horrible night and to have a curse.
19. To have the day vanquish the horrible night