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The Castlevania Dungeon Forums => General Castlevania Discussion => Topic started by: KaZudra on August 31, 2011, 12:55:29 AM
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okay, I've heard these a million times, and yeah, I'm Parodying these Common quotes of reactions to "Bad" castlevania games, or whatever, this is a satire of that.
CV64-"OMG Motorcycles?!?! THIS GAME FUCKING SUCKS ITS TOO UNREALISTIC!!!"
LoS- "He can't be Dracula?!? THIS GAME IS NOT CASTLEVANIA, ITS NOT, ITS NOT, ITS NOT!!!!
LoS (again) "This Plays Like GoW, IT SUCKS! WHY DOES EVERY RIP OFF GOW!!!!
HoD- "WTF, He's PINK!?!, I'M PLAYING A FUCKING HOMO!! FUCK THIS GAME!!
HD- "Play with MY Freinds!?, FUCK YOU!"
HD (again) "THE GRAPHICS SUCK!, THIS FUCKING GAME SUCKS BECAUSE THE GRAPHICS ARE DS GRAPHICS!!!
HD (last time, I Swear) " WHO THE FUCK IS FUHMA!?, Yeah, Lets add other Non CV Characters like MARIO! This game SUCKS! (based on a true Story)
CoD- (No need to Parody Here)
OoE- " a GIRL!?! THIS GAME IS SO HARD AND I'M PLAYING AS A GIRL!, FUCK THIS GAME!!
Simon's Quest- " WTF DO I DO!? THIS GAME SUCKS, I'M TOO GOOD TO THINK ON MY OWN!
LoI (this is me!) "WHERE THE FUCK IS DRACULA!? (beats game) WTF. WTF!, ORIGINS MY ASS!"
judgement - (all are actually true, this IS a horrible game!)
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heh, i think i have a few ideas of how to parody said responses
HD: ZOMG!! ALL THEY DID WAS RECYCLE THE SAME BACKGROUNDS AND SPRITES FROM THE PREVIOUS GAMES!!! AND WHO THE FUCK IS FUUMA!!?! THIS GAME IS A PEICE OF MELTED COW SHIT!!!11
PoR: THE MAIN CHARACTERS ARE SO STUPID!!!1 JONATHAN MORRIS IS AN EMO FAG!!!1111 THIS GAME SUCKS BECAUSE ITS CHARACTERS ARE LAME AND CASTLEVANIA IS JUST ABOUT ANGSTY DHAMPIRES AND CROSS DRESSING VAMPIRE HUNTERS NOT EMO FAGS REGARDLESS OF TIME PEARIOD!!
Legends: BAWW!!! THIS GAME GOT RETCONNED!!!11 EVEN THOUGH THE GAME SUCKS AND THE LEVEL DESIGN IS HORRID AND THE GRAPHICS ARE CRAP I STILL ADMIRE THIS PEICE OF COW TURD!! CURSE IGA FOR REMOVING IT FROM THE TIMELINE!!!!!111
Legends (again): IGA RETCONNED IT CAUSE HE'S SEXIST, BAWWWW!!
HoD: THE MUSIC IS HURTING MY EARS!! FOR THAT SOLE PURPPOSE THIS GAME SUCKS!!11
SotN PSP: WTF!?!?!? THEY REMOVED THE WHAT IS A MAN DIALOUGE!!! EW, THE VOICES ARE TERRIBLE AND THE VOICE FOR MARIA SOUNDS TOO YOUNG!! THIS GAME SUCKS NOW BECAUSE VOICE ACTING MAKES THE GAME, FUCK GAMEPLAY AND EVERYTHING ELSE THAT MADE IT GOOD!!1 (somewhat based on true responses)
LoS: THIS GAME IS A REBOOT!?! AND ITS COPYING GOW AND SOTC!?!?! FUCK THIS GAME!!!!11
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HD- "Play with MY Friends!?, FUCK YOU!"
Okay, I'm chuckling way too much at this one for some reason. It might be because the only part that's a complaint is "FUCK YOU".
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This just reads like a list of complaints from Castlevania fans only with added profanities, nothing particularly funny about that but i guess other people might find it amusing.
WTF, He's PINK!?!, I'M PLAYING A FUCKING HOMO!! FUCK THIS GAME!!
I have to say that I've never heard this one before
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LoS: THIS GAME IS A REBOOT!?! AND ITS COPYING GOW AND SOTC!?!?! FUCK THIS GAME!!!!11
hardly a satire when it's completely true.
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This thread is flamebait... more like for people that don't agree with the majority here so let's make a thread to anonymously bash their opinions
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Thread is a let down. Thought I'd inadvertantly missed a Parodius game completely based on Castlevania: Parodivania!
Ah, well, there's always this!
(http://images.wikia.com/castlevania/images/1/17/Kid_Dracula_Gokujyou_Parodius_Screenshot.JPG)
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(http://terriblehands.com/pictureocity/bbsbs/slogradius.gif)
(http://fast1.onesite.com/edo124.onesite.ws/ukyo_tachibana.jpg?v=221400)
"WHEW...THAT WAS CLOSE."
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It's a funny and clever way to bash other people oppinions, calling it parody.
Most of your parodies are the truth about the games negative points OP. =)
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The original poster has never heard of Parovadius.
Someone please link to the Flash of it dammitall!
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The 2002 original (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/54719), 2004 "happy ending" (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/208784), or the 2005 remaster (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/330297)? '.' There was a fan film (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/462560), too...! Good stuff.
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Shit Eric! Had a good laugh with those :D
Are you gonna make a flash game of ParoVadius? I'd play the hell out of it!
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Ooh! Ooh! Just thought of one.
Bloodlines: "You got your Contra in my Castlevania. BAAWWWW"
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Got a couple for OoE:
-WHAT? NO PLAYABLE BELMONTS?! NO BELMONT = NO BUY!!one!11 (Can also double for the initial release of HD.)
-DID I JUST GET KILLED BY A RETARDED ARMOR WALKING ON HAMMERS? OMG THIS GAME IS UNFAIR!!eleven!
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DOS: IT MAKES MY EARS BLEED!!11!1!!
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DOS: IT MAKES MY EARS BLEED!!11!1!!
DOS: IT MAKES MY EYES BLEED!!11!1!!
Alternatively; IT MAKES ME CRY BLOODY TEARS!
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DOS: IT MAKES MY EYES BLEED!!11!1!!
Alternatively; IT MAKES ME CRY BLOODY TEARS!
Haha, good one.
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Got a couple for OoE:
-WHAT? NO PLAYABLE BELMONTS?! NO BELMONT = NO BUY!!one!11 (Can also double for the initial release of HD.)
-DID I JUST GET KILLED BY A RETARDED ARMOR WALKING ON HAMMERS? OMG THIS GAME IS UNFAIR!!eleven!
Those hammer-walking armors are friggin terrifying. Impending instantaneous doom on stilts. You can almost hear the psychos from Borderlands when they bull-charge towards you: "HAHAHAAAAA TIME TO PLAY! TIME TO PLAY!"
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Spamming Globus while sticking to the ceiling with Volaticus makes it considerably easy. Or if you wanna play risky use Lapiste while having Death Ring equipped. ;)
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The 2002 original (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/54719), 2004 "happy ending" (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/208784), or the 2005 remaster (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/330297)? '.' There was a fan film (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/462560), too...! Good stuff.
Thread win for the win! How'd I miss this??
Nice one Eric. Must have taken you YEARS.
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Thread is a let down. Thought I'd inadvertantly missed a Parodius game completely based on Castlevania: Parodivania!
Ah, well, there's always this!
(http://images.wikia.com/castlevania/images/1/17/Kid_Dracula_Gokujyou_Parodius_Screenshot.JPG)
Where is this from?! :D I wannet!
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Where is this from?! :D I wannet!
I'm going to take a stab and say that screenshot is from Gokujyou Parodius (Fantastic Journey). There's a Japanese SNES version.
Sexy Parodius also features a creepy CV/Kid Dracula level and Medusa boss!
Sexy Parodius - Castlevania Stage (Medusa Boss) (No Death) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28jNCeXBe18#)
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I'm going to take a stab and say that screenshot is from Gokujyou Parodius (Fantastic Journey)
Gokujyō Parodius it is, indeed! (just checked it)
Congratulations! You've effectively added this game to my ever growing wish list of games to look for... :s
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Kid Dracula in Gokujou Parodius (SNES) makes the game so easy at times. His weapons are really awesome.
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That Medusa was good-looking!