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Title: What is a Touhou? A miserable pile of lolis perhaps?
Post by: CastleToastM on October 23, 2011, 06:53:06 AM: What is a Touhou? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUYGd16rRcU#)

I was randomly surfing youtube and stumbled onto this.

I find it to be hilarious.
Title: Re: What is a Touhou? A miserable pile of lolis perhaps?
Post by: Gunlord on October 23, 2011, 10:01:59 AM: Have you heard of the Touhouvania game? ;o
Title: Re: What is a Touhou? A miserable pile of lolis perhaps?
Post by: Koutei on October 23, 2011, 11:52:56 AM: This.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touhou_Project (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touhou_Project)
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Touhou_Wiki (http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Touhou_Wiki)
http://touhouwiki.net/ (http://touhouwiki.net/)
Title: Re: What is a Touhou? A miserable pile of lolis perhaps?
Post by: darkmanx_429 on October 23, 2011, 03:15:59 PM: THIS IS MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :'(
Title: Re: What is a Touhou? A miserable pile of lolis perhaps?
Post by: TheouAegis on October 23, 2011, 04:54:01 PM: There's a Touhou doujin anime made too. Fairly well made. Some guys decided to make it for a convention. Looks weird, like the old Samurai Showdown anime or all the Street Fighter anime, because of the girls' costumes, but the artwork was pretty and it looked like professional-grade animation.
Title: Re: What is a Touhou? A miserable pile of lolis perhaps?
Post by: Pemburu Vampir on October 23, 2011, 06:55:35 PM: Quote from: darkmanx_429 on October 23, 2011, 03:15:59 PM
THIS IS MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :'(

No, THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: What is a Touhou? A miserable pile of lolis perhaps?
Post by: scarhcqc on October 24, 2011, 06:43:42 AM: Mmmm lolis
Title: Re: What is a Touhou? A miserable pile of lolis perhaps?
Post by: CastleToastM on October 25, 2011, 07:09:25 AM: Quote from: Koutei on October 23, 2011, 11:52:56 AM
This.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touhou_Project (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touhou_Project)
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Touhou_Wiki (http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Touhou_Wiki)
http://touhouwiki.net/ (http://touhouwiki.net/)

And do tell me, where in all that information proves that Touhou ISN'T a miserable pile of lolis perhaps?
Title: Re: What is a Touhou? A miserable pile of lolis perhaps?
Post by: Dracul on October 26, 2011, 05:15:56 PM: lolis, you aren't talking about candy are you?
Title: Re: What is a Touhou? A miserable pile of lolis perhaps?
Post by: TheouAegis on October 26, 2011, 09:50:15 PM: Maybe he is? In both cases you can lick them all day long and they taste sweet until you get to the rough bit inside.
Title: Re: What is a Touhou? A miserable pile of lolis perhaps?
Post by: CastleToastM on October 27, 2011, 07:43:20 AM: "A miserable pile of lolis perhaps?" is the description written by the uploader of the video.

I thought I would be cleaver and put that in the title, but apparently this forum puts youtube links as embed videos instead of going to youtube itself.

But still, the phrase is pretty accurate to a degree.
Title: Re: What is a Touhou? A miserable pile of lolis perhaps?
Post by: Dracul on October 27, 2011, 10:00:43 PM: Quote from: TheouAegis on October 26, 2011, 09:50:15 PM
Maybe he is? In both cases you can lick them all day long and they taste sweet until you get to the rough bit inside.

Um.... don't know quite how to respond to that.
Title: Re: What is a Touhou? A miserable pile of lolis perhaps?
Post by: CastleToastM on October 28, 2011, 11:48:14 PM: Quote from: Dracul on October 27, 2011, 10:00:43 PM
Um.... don't know quite how to respond to that.

That's sorta why I didn't.
Title: Re: What is a Touhou? A miserable pile of lolis perhaps?
Post by: Esco on October 29, 2011, 01:20:38 AM: I will never understand people's obsessions with loli's. And this is coming from a guy who likes his meat fresh. 8)

What looks better gentlemen (and the one lady that I have seen here):

Option A:(https://castlevaniadungeon.net/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fb2.imgsrc.ru%2Ft%2Ftrade_cat%2F8%2F13203128TGD.jpg&hash=f5de07daecc7f11a2ab5bf53e8ea44c79d23f101)

Option B:(https://castlevaniadungeon.net/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eatmyshorts.com%2Ffiles%2Fparty.girl-1211227947.jpg&hash=85bdda5b5e33b19e73dcc11d2b4d632cd0e99466)

Hard choice, huh? ;) Although admittedly B has an unfair advantage: she comes bearing gifts.

.............. I mean the 2 liquor bottles you pervs. :P
Title: Re: What is a Touhou? A miserable pile of lolis perhaps?
Post by: TheouAegis on October 29, 2011, 03:35:56 AM: Option A looks better with a strap-on.

Wait, what was the question? :-[
Title: Re: What is a Touhou? A miserable pile of lolis perhaps?
Post by: Esco on October 29, 2011, 03:43:57 AM: Quote from: TheouAegis on October 29, 2011, 03:35:56 AM
Option A looks better with a strap-on.

I'm.............. not even going to ask why you would want to see any girl wearing a strap on. :o :-[
Title: Re: What is a Touhou? A miserable pile of lolis perhaps?
Post by: Kale on October 29, 2011, 03:47:56 AM: I put a lot of judgement on faces... 2 has an unfair advantage!
Title: Re: What is a Touhou? A miserable pile of lolis perhaps?
Post by: CastleToastM on October 30, 2011, 01:49:22 AM: Quote from: Kale on October 29, 2011, 03:47:56 AM
I put a lot of judgement on faces... 2 has an unfair advantage!

Well, that's cause option A has half her face cut off.

Option B shows the whole face.
Title: Re: What is a Touhou? A miserable pile of lolis perhaps?
Post by: Koutei on October 30, 2011, 02:29:35 AM: My mind was recently violated by a Dark Priest.
Title: Re: What is a Touhou? A miserable pile of lolis perhaps?
Post by: CastleToastM on October 30, 2011, 07:05:25 AM: Quote from: Koutei on October 30, 2011, 02:29:35 AM
My mind was recently violated by a Dark Priest.

Uh, yeah. The other posts didn't get off topic, but this one did.

What does this have to do with Touhou or lolis?
Title: Re: What is a Touhou? A miserable pile of lolis perhaps?
Post by: Kale on October 31, 2011, 03:39:18 AM: Quote from: Castle Pokemetroid on October 30, 2011, 01:49:22 AM
Well, that's cause option A has half her face cut off.

Option B shows the whole face.

Uh yea... that's the point.