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Title: PETA beefin with mario LOL
Post by: crisis on November 16, 2011, 02:33:06 AM
http://games.yahoo.com/blogs/plugged-in/peta-slams-mario-over-fur-suit-211025773.html (http://games.yahoo.com/blogs/plugged-in/peta-slams-mario-over-fur-suit-211025773.html)

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On Monday, the controversial organization issued a press release attacking iconic Nintendo mascot Mario for wearing a 'Tanooki' suit in his latest adventure, the Nintendo 3DS game Super Mario 3D Land, which hit shelves on Sunday.

"Tanooki may be just a "suit" in Mario games, but by wearing the skin of an animal, Mario is sending the message that it's OK to wear fur," PETA says.

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"Tanukis are real-life raccoon dogs who are beaten and, as PETA's undercover exposés show, often skinned alive for their fur," says PETA Executive Vice President Tracy Reiman. "This winter, everyone can give raccoon dogs and other fabulous animals a 1-UP by keeping our wardrobes fur-free."

To help prove their point, PETA has even commissioned a crude parody video game called "Super Tanooki Skin 2D" in which players try to re-capture their skin from a flying Mario (Warning: Kind of disturbing, and totally not fun.)

frivolous suit is frivolous?! (https://castlevaniadungeon.net/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv119%2Fc0mbat%2Flaugh.gif&hash=774571b7b8ce6b03f73d9ef2c58fd220ce38cf76)(https://castlevaniadungeon.net/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv119%2Fc0mbat%2Flaugh.gif&hash=774571b7b8ce6b03f73d9ef2c58fd220ce38cf76)(https://castlevaniadungeon.net/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv119%2Fc0mbat%2Flaugh.gif&hash=774571b7b8ce6b03f73d9ef2c58fd220ce38cf76)
Title: Re: PETA beefin with mario LOL
Post by: VladCT on November 16, 2011, 02:50:33 AM
Never mind the fact that Mario got the suit from a magical leaf and that particular power-up has existed since years ago.
Oh, and does this belong in the Hardcore Gaming Discussion section, Jorge?
Title: Re: PETA beefin with mario LOL
Post by: darkmanx_429 on November 16, 2011, 03:15:20 AM
R we forgetting about the Frog Suit?! rofl
Title: Re: PETA beefin with mario LOL
Post by: C Belmont on November 16, 2011, 03:24:40 AM
Nintendo should respond with an official statement on Marios costumes that would be pretty funny
or better yet they should just find some kind of legal angle and sue PETA's sad troll faced Butt but then that would probably suit PETA just fine, think of all the publicity they would get.
Title: Re: PETA beefin with mario LOL
Post by: TheouAegis on November 16, 2011, 03:43:33 AM
Deliver a tanuki fur coat to PETA's office with a leaf attached to it.
They're quite popular on eBay, albeit a tad pricey. (http://www.ebay.com/itm/Medium-Excellent-Tanuki-Raccoon-Fur-Jacket-Coat-226c-/170724361190?pt=US_CSA_WC_Outerwear&hash=item27bff703e6)

He doesn't wear a tanuki suit, he becomes a tanuki himself, requit with the ability to turn into a Jizo statue. Humans can't turn into Jizo statues, only tanuki. Hence, it's obvious Mario is no longer a human wearing a tanuki suit but an actual tanuki with a disturbing Italian plumber face.
Title: Re: PETA beefin with mario LOL
Post by: Jorge D. Fuentes on November 16, 2011, 04:59:42 AM
I'll move it to HG101.
Good topic, though.

I'm pretty much with BrentalFloss on this one:
RANTalfloss: Mario in PETA Land (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Jog5ZLY-dQ#ws)
Title: Re: PETA beefin with mario LOL
Post by: Tanatra on November 16, 2011, 05:12:22 AM
The stupid flash game on the PETA site made me think "Mario meets Silent Hill."

. . . . Somebody make a ROM hack of this!
Title: Re: PETA beefin with mario LOL
Post by: Kale on November 16, 2011, 05:14:14 AM
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Title: Re: PETA beefin with mario LOL
Post by: DragonSlayr81 on November 16, 2011, 06:30:24 AM
Wow, you know in cartoons when they show overly exaggerated hippie activists that are batshit crazy in their protests, PETA is kinda like the real version of that! PETA's shenanigans are like real-life toons, to the point that you can say, "Wow, anything Family Guy or South Park can do to rip on PETA in an over-the-top way is ACTUALLY pretty damn near the truth!". One of those cases truth is stranger than fiction.

Yeah, groups that are so cartoonish like PETA(and Westboro Baptist Church) always seem like abstract existences in our world, like gross living exaggerations that have somehow sprung to life. Living comic strips. It would be walking down the street and seeing a stick figure pass by you.  :D It's like the fabric of reality is so weak, comic exaggerations are springing to life!
Title: Re: PETA beefin with mario LOL
Post by: Abnormal Freak on November 16, 2011, 08:13:03 AM
All this talk and not one direct link to the game itself? lol, why not? It's golden.

http://features.peta.org/mario-kills-tanooki/Default.aspx (http://features.peta.org/mario-kills-tanooki/Default.aspx)
Title: Re: PETA beefin with mario LOL
Post by: C Belmont on November 16, 2011, 09:21:14 AM
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All this talk and not one direct link to the game itself? lol, why not? It's golden

More like it's crimson
Check out there other game Super Chick Sisters it's actually surprisingly well made but the best part is that it borrows so heavily from Mario that you even get to parade around in the skin of a slaughtered sea kitten how great is that? sheesh what a bunch of hypocrits
Title: Re: PETA beefin with mario LOL
Post by: Kale on November 16, 2011, 09:24:45 AM
OMG......... it's an actual game? Nintendo should sue their asses fort copyright infringment.
Title: Re: PETA beefin with mario LOL
Post by: Abnormal Freak on November 16, 2011, 09:45:52 AM
It's a really schmidty game but strangely addicting. There's something seriously disturbing about the graphics and music and just the whole idea behind it, however; and I'm the guy who watches rape/revenge and horribly gruesome horror films.
Title: Re: PETA beefin with mario LOL
Post by: JR on November 16, 2011, 11:30:02 AM
Awww. Silly PETA.

I remember a few years back, hearing something about how they hated Mario because he used Yoshi as a steed and was therefore considered a pet, or something. I think they made a game out of that, too...can't remember for sure.

I do remember when they tried to get a town named Fishkill to change their name to something less violent toward fish. Although I think "kill" in that case is Dutch for "creek." PETA's funny like that.

Title: Re: PETA beefin with mario LOL
Post by: VladCT on November 16, 2011, 12:06:21 PM
It's a really schmidty game but strangely addicting. There's something seriously disturbing about the graphics and music and just the whole idea behind it, however; and I'm the guy who watches rape/revenge and horribly gruesome horror films.
You'd be surprised at how unnerving things can be in videogames. i.e. Eversion.
Title: Re: PETA beefin with mario LOL
Post by: uzo on November 16, 2011, 12:49:08 PM
Despite being the most scary and disturbing Mario game, if not one of the most disturbing games ever, it is actually gameplay wise kind of fun...

The best thing PETA has ever done?
Title: Re: PETA beefin with mario LOL
Post by: Jorge D. Fuentes on November 16, 2011, 01:25:00 PM
(https://castlevaniadungeon.net/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.inverteddungeon.com%2Fjorgefuentes%2Fimages3%2Fpersonalbest.png&hash=3557860ab55a68e6daea702e2742716a128b54a2)

My High Score. :3
Those things in the background look strangely phallic and ribbed what with that flesh color and skin... disturbing...
Title: Re: PETA beefin with mario LOL
Post by: VladCT on November 17, 2011, 03:09:00 AM
And now they claim that the parody game was just a joke. Maybe they realized that they bit off more than they can chew?
Read the story here. (http://m.kotaku.com/5860212/peta-that-whole-bloody-mario-thing-that-was-just-a-joke)
Title: Re: PETA beefin with mario LOL
Post by: Kale on November 17, 2011, 03:55:27 AM
son of a .......... I got the same time as you did Jorge... but 4 more coins.
Title: Re: PETA beefin with mario LOL
Post by: Inccubus on November 17, 2011, 03:58:22 AM
Oh, lord! PETA is pathetic. I would really think twice about screwing with Nintendo. I think they forgot that company is a leader in a multi-billion dollar industry and has the lawyers to go along with it.
Title: Re: PETA beefin with mario LOL
Post by: Neobelmont on November 17, 2011, 04:35:56 AM
I like this guy

PETA Attacks Nintendo and Mario Over Tanooki Suit. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5dk32mUpzg#ws)
Title: Re: PETA beefin with mario LOL
Post by: KaZudra on November 18, 2011, 03:28:37 AM
I like this guy

PETA Attacks Nintendo and Mario Over Tanooki Suit. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5dk32mUpzg#ws)
that guy is awesome!
Title: Re: PETA beefin with mario LOL
Post by: Neobelmont on November 18, 2011, 07:21:07 AM
Now they are sorry

http://kotaku.com/5860212/peta-that-whole-bloody-mario-thing-that-was-just-a-joke (http://kotaku.com/5860212/peta-that-whole-bloody-mario-thing-that-was-just-a-joke)
Title: Re: PETA beefin with mario LOL
Post by: KaZudra on November 18, 2011, 07:56:48 AM
Now they are sorry

http://kotaku.com/5860212/peta-that-whole-bloody-mario-thing-that-was-just-a-joke (http://kotaku.com/5860212/peta-that-whole-bloody-mario-thing-that-was-just-a-joke)
they still need to use those millions of dollars to lock themselves in an institution to make both human and animal lives more peaceful.
Title: Re: PETA beefin with mario LOL
Post by: Gunlord on November 19, 2011, 08:42:55 AM
Do we even know if Mario is actually wearing a raccoon suit (i.e, a suit made from a raccoon's skin) or a suit that happens to look like a raccoon (i.e, made out of different, assumedly harmless artificial material just made and colored to imitate a raccoon)? PETA is arguing over friggin' nothing, even from their own standpoint. ~_~
Title: Re: PETA beefin with mario LOL
Post by: Jorge D. Fuentes on November 19, 2011, 01:39:14 PM
It's a magical suit, given by the Tanooki Tree's leaves.  It's a leaf that bestows the power.
Seems to appear seasonally as the leaves become brown and blow away, according to Super Mario 3D Land's intro.
And apparently some enemies can use it as powerups too (Tanooki Goombas).

I've never seen Mario strip the skin off an animal for parts (though I do imagine the goombas getting squished rather... unsettling).  That's Monster Hunter. :P
Title: Re: PETA beefin with mario LOL
Post by: KaZudra on November 19, 2011, 08:34:26 PM
I fail to See PETA's argument at all.

Mario isn't even real, and I seriously doubt he'll ever be, there isn't enough drugs in the world that can replicate the mushroom kingdom.