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Title: Is Batman taking the vengeance too far in AC?
Post by: Vampire Killer on January 10, 2012, 07:31:00 AM: This is in reference to Arkham City. Arkham Asylum counts to, but it had this problem to a lesser degree. At least in my experience.

My problem is that in AC, 95% of the time that Batman does the Ground Pound, he goes strait for the nether regions. And 90% of that he'll go strait for the anus, giving the thug a proctology exam that will leave him crippled for life. Think about it, Batman rams (at full speed) his entire giant fist right up the hole. What's that gonna do to someone except for leave them horribly crippled, wearing a diaper for the rest of their life. Granted, some of the thugs probably deserve it, but for a guy who claims to be all high and mighty cuz he'll never kill, he certainly seems to have some awful loose scruples about anal rape.
Title: Re: Is Batman taking the vengeance too far in AC?
Post by: Nail_Bombed on January 10, 2012, 10:46:26 AM: 'Criminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot. Therefore I shall become like unto a fist of justice, boldly rammed up their arse. Yes father... I shall become a FIST.' The alternate origin begins here.
Title: Re: Is Batman taking the vengeance too far in AC?
Post by: X on January 10, 2012, 04:01:34 PM: Batman is a rather dark hero. A vigilanti who's declared war on crime. All this beat down on criminals in cheap ways comes as no surprise to me.
Title: Re: Is Batman taking the vengeance too far in AC?
Post by: Abnormal Freak on January 10, 2012, 07:46:49 PM: I believe it was All-Star Batman & Robin, the Boy Wonder which has Batman taking down some thugs in an alley who are about to rob from and possibly rape a woman, and he totally kicks the sheeznit out of them by dishing out all sorts of injuries which will heal but will be felt for the rest of their lives.

I love that. (https://castlevaniadungeon.net/forums/Themes/CVForum-Curve/images/post/heart2.gif)
Title: Re: Is Batman taking the vengeance too far in AC?
Post by: Nail_Bombed on January 10, 2012, 08:52:26 PM: Well, he IS the GODDAMN BATMAN. Those thugs DESERVE whats COMING to them. What are you, retarded? :P /ahhh.... sarcasm

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Title: Re: Is Batman taking the vengeance too far in AC?
Post by: Vampire Killer on January 12, 2012, 07:52:12 AM: Quote from: Abnormal Freak on January 10, 2012, 07:46:49 PM
I believe it was All-Star Batman & Robin, the Boy Wonder which has Batman taking down some thugs in an alley who are about to rob from and possibly rape a woman, and he totally kicks the sheeznit out of them by dishing out all sorts of injuries which will heal but will be felt for the rest of their lives.

I love that. (https://castlevaniadungeon.net/forums/Themes/CVForum-Curve/images/post/heart2.gif)

Beating rapists is always a good thing. Anal fisting is ok too I suppose.
Title: Re: Is Batman taking the vengeance too far in AC?
Post by: A-Yty on January 12, 2012, 08:13:06 AM: Naw. They don't get crippled. It looks brutal, paralyzing and possibly life-damaging, but it's all perfected ninja zen super moves that just incapacitate them. Those bottom-feeding sorry sods will recover eventually. That's what being Batman is about.
Title: Re: Is Batman taking the vengeance too far in AC?
Post by: Profbeanburrito on January 15, 2012, 01:00:10 AM: I think since batman spares their lives it only fair that he punches them in the ass. Plus he's Batman, who's gonna stop him?
Title: Re: Is Batman taking the vengeance too far in AC?
Post by: Lumi Kløvstad on January 15, 2012, 03:05:22 AM: For the Goddamn Batman, "taking vengeance too far" usually only means shooting people with guns. Crossbows? Cool. Batarangs? Cool. Guns? HELL NO.
Title: Re: Is Batman taking the vengeance too far in AC?
Post by: Abnormal Freak on January 16, 2012, 05:48:19 AM: Batman's kind of a pussy when it comes to guns. I like the real early (pre-Robin) comics where he actually carried a gun and killed dangerous crooks from time to time.