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The Castlevania Dungeon Forums => General Castlevania Discussion => Topic started by: Super Waffle on April 29, 2012, 12:49:04 AM

Title: If Dracula thinks men are miserable little piles of secrets
Post by: Super Waffle on April 29, 2012, 12:49:04 AM: What are his views on women?
Title: Re: If Dracula thinks men are miserable little piles of secrets
Post by: Sinful on April 29, 2012, 01:59:26 AM: Quote from: Super Waffle on April 29, 2012, 12:49:04 AM
What are his views on women?

Ritchie Belmont should of used that reply to make his head explode of finished that battle instantly & without effort.
Title: Re: If Dracula thinks men are miserable little piles of secrets
Post by: A-Yty on April 29, 2012, 02:59:04 AM: He likes teh ladies, as evidenced by his responses to the ones that he has captured or who have gone to kill him.
Title: Re: If Dracula thinks men are miserable little piles of secrets
Post by: Kingshango on April 29, 2012, 09:16:57 AM: Dude spends most of his time taking random broads and turning them into vampires so that they can turn tricks at night.

He's pretty much a undead pimp.
Title: Re: If Dracula thinks men are miserable little piles of secrets
Post by: BullockDS on April 29, 2012, 09:32:55 AM: Quote from: Sinful on April 29, 2012, 01:59:26 AM
Ritchie Belmont should of used that reply to make his head explode of finished that battle instantly & without effort.
It'd be more effort than Hydro Storming him to death. :P
Title: Re: If Dracula thinks men are miserable little piles of secrets
Post by: Green Stranger on April 29, 2012, 12:57:34 PM: Quote from: Super Waffle on April 29, 2012, 12:49:04 AM
What are his views on women?
He likes them blonde with big boobs and a sword going through their chest.
Title: Re: If Dracula thinks men are miserable little piles of secrets
Post by: TheouAegis on April 29, 2012, 01:06:32 PM: vs Richter: Fuck! Damn Belmonts! Leave me alone!
vs Maria: *sheds tear* So sweet and pure...

Dracula Wars 1999: final boss is Pedobear.
Title: Re: If Dracula thinks men are miserable little piles of secrets
Post by: Mooning Freddy on April 29, 2012, 01:37:28 PM: (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e140/Michael_Davidov/Harker.png)

Jonathan Harker is not amused.
Title: Re: If Dracula thinks men are miserable little piles of secrets
Post by: Super Waffle on April 29, 2012, 09:40:13 PM: Well of course he's not amused. How can he appear amused when he's played by an actor who doesn't know how to emote?
Title: Re: If Dracula thinks men are miserable little piles of secrets
Post by: TheouAegis on April 29, 2012, 09:43:20 PM: Hey, dude can smile. He smiled whenever he thought Bill's stepmom was really hot.
Title: Re: If Dracula thinks men are miserable little piles of secrets
Post by: Abnormal Freak on April 29, 2012, 09:58:34 PM: (http://whooties.homestead.com/files/miserable-little.jpg)
Title: Re: If Dracula thinks men are miserable little piles of secrets
Post by: Dominus Agony on April 30, 2012, 07:58:45 AM: LOL that picture is great ;D
Please show us more!
Title: Re: If Dracula thinks men are miserable little piles of secrets
Post by: Dengo vlad tepes on May 05, 2012, 09:40:24 AM: so he thinks that every woman is his wife lol
Title: Re: If Dracula thinks men are miserable little piles of secrets
Post by: Mooning Freddy on May 05, 2012, 10:12:16 AM: I think we should make a meme out of these.

(http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e140/Michael_Davidov/whatif.png)
Title: Re: If Dracula thinks men are miserable little piles of secrets
Post by: Soulsteal on May 06, 2012, 03:29:15 AM: Quote from: Green Stranger on April 29, 2012, 12:57:34 PM
He likes them blonde with big boobs and a sword going through their chest.
I see what you did there.
Title: Re: If Dracula thinks men are miserable little piles of secrets
Post by: Ratty on May 19, 2012, 08:42:07 AM: I think this one covered it pretty well.

(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090326003243/castlevania/images/thumb/5/5a/Eng_DXC_4kom_15_edit.jpg/169px-Eng_DXC_4kom_15_edit.jpg) (http://castlevania.wikia.com/wiki/Category:English_Dracula_X_Chronicles_Koma?image=Eng_DXC_4kom_15_edit-jpg)