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Title: TWO YEAR LONG BONER GIVEN TO MAN BY BMW
Post by: beingthehero on April 30, 2012, 07:13:16 PM: http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/man-sues-bmw-alleging-motorcycle-seat-gave-him-010902532.html (http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/man-sues-bmw-alleging-motorcycle-seat-gave-him-010902532.html)

"He is now unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish."

Also it must be tough hiding an erection for two years.
Title: Re: TWO YEAR LONG BONER GIVEN TO MAN BY BMW
Post by: VladCT on April 30, 2012, 07:28:39 PM: Wait, is two-year long priapism even possible? Anyway, this claim is so ridiculous that it'd be a miracle if it even so much as passes into court.
Title: Re: TWO YEAR LONG BONER GIVEN TO MAN BY BMW
Post by: Lumi Kløvstad on April 30, 2012, 08:19:03 PM: This is the most amazing news story to cross my screen in weeks.
Title: Re: TWO YEAR LONG BONER GIVEN TO MAN BY BMW
Post by: Abnormal Freak on April 30, 2012, 08:37:52 PM: lol, people will fabricate any story to get some moola.
Title: Re: TWO YEAR LONG BONER GIVEN TO MAN BY BMW
Post by: TheouAegis on April 30, 2012, 10:34:48 PM: Price-Pfister or whoever it is has been telling us for years and years and years now to seek medical attention if we get a boner for more than 4 hours. So sorry, this guy has had sufficient warning. If he didn't see a doctor within even one week, he voided his bio-warranty.
Title: Re: TWO YEAR LONG BONER GIVEN TO MAN BY BMW
Post by: GuyStarwind on April 30, 2012, 10:36:40 PM: Same thing happened to me once... once...
Title: Re: TWO YEAR LONG BONER GIVEN TO MAN BY BMW
Post by: X on May 01, 2012, 09:43:07 AM: If this guy's had a n erection for two years then how's he supposed to pee? Last time I checked when the penis is erect, the urinary track is blocked off.
Title: Re: TWO YEAR LONG BONER GIVEN TO MAN BY BMW
Post by: K.G. Morder on May 01, 2012, 10:03:23 AM: That must have been one hell of a motorcycle.
Title: Re: TWO YEAR LONG BONER GIVEN TO MAN BY BMW
Post by: JR on May 01, 2012, 01:51:33 PM: Why be modest? He should've claimed 6 years instead.

Actually, he should just add more time onto his claim as it goes along. Like a tale that gets embellished more and more every time it's told.
Title: Re: TWO YEAR LONG BONER GIVEN TO MAN BY BMW
Post by: Mooning Freddy on May 01, 2012, 02:18:01 PM: Quote from: Flame on May 01, 2012, 10:03:23 AM
That must have been one hell of a motorcycle.

Hell, I'd have a boner longer than two years if I had a BMW cycle... Even longer if it's kawasaki lol
Title: Re: TWO YEAR LONG BONER GIVEN TO MAN BY BMW
Post by: Gunlord on May 04, 2012, 02:29:13 AM: Quote from: X on May 01, 2012, 09:43:07 AM
If this guy's had a n erection for two years then how's he supposed to pee? Last time I checked when the penis is erect, the urinary track is blocked off.

Er...let's just say that's not necessarily true for everybody. ^^;;
Title: Re: TWO YEAR LONG BONER GIVEN TO MAN BY BMW
Post by: Chernabogue on May 04, 2012, 06:31:37 AM: Viagra < BMW

Also, funny news.
Title: Re: TWO YEAR LONG BONER GIVEN TO MAN BY BMW
Post by: X on May 04, 2012, 10:00:34 AM: Quote
Er...let's just say that's not necessarily true for everybody. ^^;;

Oh reeaaally Gunlord? Are you hinting at something here?
Title: Re: TWO YEAR LONG BONER GIVEN TO MAN BY BMW
Post by: CastleToastM on May 05, 2012, 06:55:15 PM: Quote from: Chernabogue on May 04, 2012, 06:31:37 AM
Viagra < BMW

Also, funny news.

Oh great, now there's pepsi all over my screen. Thanks buddy.