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Title: We can all breathe easy, CDC says Zombie Apocalypse is not on the way.
Post by: Ratty on June 02, 2012, 02:03:17 PM

So yeah, the United States Center for Disease Control and Prevention felt the need to come out with the absolutely shocking news that zombies are not real. (http://news.yahoo.com/zombie-apocalypse-isnt-coming-cdc-says-221809617.html)
The fact that the organization had previously given comical CDC guidelines on what to do in case of a zombie outbreak (http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/zombies.html) has provided at least a few crazy conspiracy theorists and bitterly sarcastic commentators fodder for debate.
I say we all keep playing Killing Floor (http://store.steampowered.com/agecheck/app/1250/) and CSS:Zombie Hell mod to prepare, just in case.

EDIT: Lol just noticed I put "breath" instead of "breathe" XD

Title: Re: We can all breath easy, CDC says Zombie Apocalypse is not on the way.
Post by: Gunlord on June 02, 2012, 03:55:43 PM

It's not coming..............

RIGHT NOW............................

Title: Re: We can all breath easy, CDC says Zombie Apocalypse is not on the way.
Post by: ScionOfBalance on June 02, 2012, 03:58:49 PM

And here i was,thinking that all those hours of resident evil would finally be usefull.

I'm still hoping for it.

Title: Re: We can all breath easy, CDC says Zombie Apocalypse is not on the way.
Post by: VladCT on June 02, 2012, 04:10:00 PM

Of course, once they start actively denying it, it's actually happening somewhere. :P

Title: Re: We can all breathe easy, CDC says Zombie Apocalypse is not on the way.
Post by: Vampire Killer on June 02, 2012, 09:15:22 PM

Dammit, you mean I just spent $1k on shotgun ammo for nothing!? :-[ >:(

Title: Re: We can all breathe easy, CDC says Zombie Apocalypse is not on the way.
Post by: Mooning Freddy on June 02, 2012, 10:00:26 PM

Well, I suppose we have to take it seriously. My international relations 101 lecturer offered us to read this book for an interpretation of world events, just in case:

(http://press.princeton.edu/images/j9388.gif)

http://press.princeton.edu/titles/9388.html (http://press.princeton.edu/titles/9388.html)

http://drezner.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2009/08/18/theory_of_international_politics_and_zombies (http://drezner.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2009/08/18/theory_of_international_politics_and_zombies)

Title: Re: We can all breathe easy, CDC says Zombie Apocalypse is not on the way.
Post by: Kale on June 03, 2012, 04:49:00 AM

Yes! I can delay buying those guns for a little while longer!

Title: Re: We can all breathe easy, CDC says Zombie Apocalypse is not on the way.
Post by: shelverton. on June 03, 2012, 12:47:15 PM

This is like, while on a plane, out of nowhere the captain suddenly says: "Ladies and gentlemen, I just wanted to say that there's no reason to panic. Everything's just fine. I repeat, don't panic. We're not about to crash, not at all. Also, nothing in the plane is malfunctioning. At all."

Title: Re: We can all breathe easy, CDC says Zombie Apocalypse is not on the way.
Post by: X on June 22, 2012, 11:25:36 AM

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So yeah, the United States Center for Disease Control and Prevention felt the need to come out with the absolutely shocking news that zombies are not real.

It took them this long to come to that conclusion when almost everyone else already knows it?? What a bunch 'o dicks.

Title: Re: We can all breathe easy, CDC says Zombie Apocalypse is not on the way.
Post by: Johnny Alucard on June 24, 2012, 02:22:16 AM

Even in the case of a zombie invasion, zombie simulation games (such as DayZ) have shown that it won't be very long until zombies become a minor nuisance when humans start battling each other over food, supplies, and even territory.