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The Castlevania Dungeon Forums => General Castlevania Discussion => Topic started by: Claimh Solais on July 03, 2012, 01:36:28 AM
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I dunno if this has been discussed or not, but...
Is Simon wearing pants in Super Castlevania IV in his sprite, or does he just have some massive legs? I really can't tell. I've told myself that they're pants since they're much bigger than his arms, but he doesn't wear pants on the cover-art, and the two outfits are pretty close together...
So is he or is he not?
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I think he isn't wearing a Pants , he is a brutal warrior , so i suppose thoses legs are ''Normal'' , by the way , it's a bit strange , but i never noticed it during playing :)
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(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k192/sirweeze/someguydailynews/simonbelmont.jpg)
Hot pants, maybe. But nope, he's just got really beefy legs.
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Damn. Simon needs to spend a bit more time working out his arms, then...
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Maybe he's a fanatical cyclist in when he's not massacring dark legions?
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Maybe he rides a bike to get to Drac's castle, since he can't afford gas... The prices on gas have skyrocketed...
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In the cover art for the Japanese version, he has some really short shorts underneath those hip flap things. At least it's not straight up underwear, like this painting, (http://frankfrazetta.org/viewimage.php?loc=ffcolr52.jpg)the one that the original Castlevania's cover art likely borrowed from.
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In the cover art for the Japanese version, he has some really short shorts underneath those hip flap things. At least it's not straight up underwear, like this painting, (http://frankfrazetta.org/viewimage.php?loc=ffcolr52.jpg)the one that the original Castlevania's cover art likely borrowed from.
WHOA. That is sweet! I've never seen that painting before. O:
I can totally see Simon's CV1 pose in it. (Lemme guess, all of you have seen the painting already, haven't you?)
Anyway, I wasn't really sure what to believe on Simon in SCIV, since it's not uncommon for a character's sprite to not match up with their artwork in this series.
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it's not uncommon for a character's sprite to not match up with their artwork in this series.
Aside from colors, that's actually not the case here;
(http://www.videogameobsession.com/videogame/snes-boxes/snes-s_castlevania4.jpg)
NO PANTS. All leg.
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If I had to climb as many staircases as the Belmonts have over the years, I would have some strong gams as well.
Simon and Christopher should also have some mean looking arms, since they climb ropes or swing with the whip. That takes major upper body strength.
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Belmont thighs in a leather skirt are iconic, my friends. Add in the whip and the calf-highs and we are in business :D pants are for suckers. Like Drac.
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It may seem to some that Simon is wearing pants, but after working with the sprite a little I can assure you those are his bare-bone legs. Simon was never one to wear pants. The only time he did cover up his legs was in CVII and that was because his body was decaying on him due to Dracula's curse. And the sprite itself matches both the US & Japanese boxart quite faithfully.
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Belmont thighs in a leather skirt are iconic, my friends. Add in the whip and the calf-highs and we are in business :D pants are for suckers. Like Drac.
I wonder if the skirt works like a kilt, you know with no underwear under it ;D
that's pretty manly i must say :D .
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I wonder if the skirt works like a kilt, you know with no underwear under it ;D
that's pretty manly i must say :D .
Of course it does. Underwear just slows you down when you're traversing Transylvania. One less hindrance between you and teabagging a mummy, etc. That's just science.
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When you have underwear, you're forced to fight Succubus. Has Simon ever had to actually fight Succubus?
Fishmen don't spit fire. They puke. They jump out of the water, catch a glimpse of Simon's package on the way up, then wretch.
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Fishmen don't spit fire. They puke. They jump out of the water, catch a glimpse of Simon's package on the way up, then wretch.
They realize how inferior they are to him, and it causes destruction internally.
They can't stand the sight of Simon's 8) Grand Cross
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Fishmen don't spit fire. They puke. They jump out of the water, catch a glimpse of Simon's package on the way up, then wretch.
LOL!!
They realize how inferior they are to him, and it causes destruction internally.
They can't stand the sight of Simon's 8) Grand Cross
LOL!! Anybody got anymore of this?? I guess I could say that he can 'whip it' in multiple directions to block enemy attacks but I'm not sure if that's as funny as the the aforementioned.
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Not sure I can bring myself to drag Hydro Storm into this...
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LOL!! Anybody got anymore of this?? I guess I could say that he can 'whip it' in multiple directions to block enemy attacks but I'm not sure if that's as funny as the the aforementioned.
Ugh. I just got an image of Simon doing the multi-directional whipping and whip brandish from SCIV, but with his schlong... X(
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Yep Simon with out a doubt has some "holy power" in him maybe a bit too much.
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Simon can't handle pants. Those damn wallmeat farts were leaving too many stains in his undies. Poor guy just couldn't take it anymore.
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Simon can't handle pants. Those damn wallmeat farts were leaving too many stains in his undies. Poor guy just couldn't take it anymore.
Maybe this is why Castlevania crumbled into dust. The gas from Simon was potent enough to be ignited by all the torches, thus creating one massive internal explosion which brought down the castle.
Ugh. I just got an image of Simon doing the multi-directional whipping and whip brandish from SCIV, but with his schlong... X(
It's about to get worse. Here's some lyrics to a song I know:
'crack that whip
give the past the slip
step on a crack
break your momma's back
when a problem comes along
you must whip it
before the cream sits out too long
you must whip it
when something's going wrong
you must whip it
now whip it
into shape
shape it up
get straight
go forward
move ahead
try to detect it
it's not too late
to whip it
whip it good
when a good time turns around
you must whip it
you will never live it down
unless you whip it
no one gets away
until they whip it
i say whip it
whip it good
i say whip it
whip it good
crack that whip
give the past the slip
step on a crack
break your momma's back
when a problem comes along
you must whip it
before the cream sits out too long
you must whip it
when something's going wrong
you must whip it
now whip it
into shape
shape it up
get straight
go forward
move ahead
try to detect it
it's not too late
to whip it
into shape
shape it up
get straight
go forward
move ahead
try to detect it
it's not too late
to whip it
whip it good'
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Penises.
Am I right, guys?
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Penises.
Am I right, guys?
When you're talking about a guy's muscular legs, where else do you expect it to go?
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When you're talking about a guy's muscular legs, where else do you expect it to go?
-_-' How did we get here again? With all this HOLY POWER and HYDRO STORMS into the lake and HOLY CROSSES one can forget or wait do I even want to remember?
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-_-' How did we get here again? With all this HOLY POWER and HYDRO STORMS into the lake and HOLY CROSSES one can forget or wait do I even want to remember?
This quote below
Fishmen don't spit fire. They puke. They jump out of the water, catch a glimpse of Simon's package on the way up, then wretch.
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-_-' How did we get here again? With all this HOLY POWER and HYDRO STORMS into the lake and HOLY CROSSES one can forget or wait do I even want to remember?
It's even stranger for me. When I was still in elementary school, whenever I heard the name Simon my thoughts automatically brought up penises. This was years before the internet and my dirty little child-like mind came up with this!?!
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It's even stranger for me. When I was still in elementary school, whenever I heard the name Simon my thoughts automatically brought up penises. This was years before the internet and my dirty little child-like mind came up with this!?!
/terrible austrian voice
Please, lie down on this couch. Tell me about your mother.
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Ive never seen any bathrooms in Drac's castle...maybe he just wants it to be a little easier when hes gotta go.
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Ive never seen any bathrooms in Drac's castle...maybe he just wants it to be a little easier when hes gotta go.
There was one in AoS, granted it was only the bath segment of a bathroom and not the toiletry part of it.
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/terrible austrian voice
Please, lie down on this couch. Tell me about your mother.
LOL! But seriously, even though Sigmund Freud is known as the father of modern psychology he was in reality a bit of a quack. His obsession of sex and sex oriented analysis on all his patients is the obvious giveaway.
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LOL! But seriously, even though Sigmund Freud is known as the father of modern psychology he was in reality a bit of a quack. His obsession of sex and sex oriented analysis on all his patients is the obvious giveaway.
Oh yes, definite quack. Everything came down to sex and dicks and how women wished they had them and people wanted incest like it was the lottery. Give me Jung any day :p
You have to respect him for what he did for Abnormal Psych as a field the same way you have to respect what Paracelsus did for chemistry. Doesn't make it any less loonytunes in modern times though, haha
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(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj201/OctopusPrime/Castlevania%202/275.png)
"Here I sit, broken-hearted...
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(http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/general/116128d1247505689-being-loop-this_thread_is_bad_and_you_should_feel_bad.jpg)
:P :P :P
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(http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/general/116128d1247505689-being-loop-this_thread_is_bad_and_you_should_feel_bad.jpg)
:P :P :P
I feel bad for starting it now. :P
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You kidding? This thread is hillarious.