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The Castlevania Dungeon Forums => General Castlevania Discussion => Topic started by: Super Waffle on October 22, 2012, 07:13:09 PM

Title: Richiter Belmont, resident of Markt Street
Post by: Super Waffle on October 22, 2012, 07:13:09 PM

Hi CV Dungeon forum.  I was playing PoR recently when something occurred to me.

What's the worst example of Engrish that you think has ever appeared in Castlevania?

Title: Re: Richiter Belmont, resident of Markt Street
Post by: crisis on October 22, 2012, 07:43:18 PM

"When life is hard
And no love enough,
The truth is calling to be foretold
Be strong, be bold,
Let your heart unfold.
Have strength to love
with no thought for yourself."

"Ah!  It is too monstrous!"

"You now prossess Dracula's Rib"

"CONGRATURATION. THIS STORY IS HAPPY END"

Title: Re: Richiter Belmont, resident of Markt Street
Post by: PFG9000 on October 22, 2012, 11:05:30 PM

Prosess.  There is no other option.

Title: Re: Richiter Belmont, resident of Markt Street
Post by: Mobius on October 23, 2012, 07:38:50 PM

Ha! Prosess has yet to be topped. I used to snicker at that all the time. Then years later the Angry Video Game Nerd pointed it out on his CV II review and I got to relive my childhood all over again ^_^

Title: Re: Richiter Belmont, resident of Markt Street
Post by: Phoenix7786 on October 24, 2012, 05:37:51 PM

Quote from: PFG9000 on October 22, 2012, 11:05:30 PM

Prosess.  There is no other option.

Don't forget "a symbol of evil will appaer" with the last 3 letters of will being gray. Unfortunately the forums don't give us gray, and the background is already black so I can't make the font black :(