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The Castlevania Dungeon Forums => Hardcore Gaming 101 => Topic started by: Mooning Freddy on February 27, 2013, 01:29:11 PM
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You know those, they're in your favorite video games, they make no sense. POST 'EM
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Classic.
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Welp, enough pokeymans.
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But that have logic Freddy. Some old beliefs about vampires are that they cant enter in water or they will be destroyed, since they cant even swim its fatal, because water is the element of life, being sacred even not being holy water.
Now you understand why Alucard cant swim and loses HP in water? :P
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But that have logic Freddy. Some old beliefs about vampires are that they cant enter in water or they will be destroyed, since they cant even swim its fatal, because water is the element of life, being sacred even not being holy water.
Nope. Still not logical enough for Kain to disintegrate the very same moment he touches water. And do not forget he's not a regular vampire- he's the king of vampires. That was nothing more than the game's excuse to make its platforming a bit harder.
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Nope. Still not logical enough for Kain to disintegrate the very same moment he touches water. And do not forget he's not a regular vampire- he's the king of vampires. That was nothing more than the game's excuse to make its platforming a bit harder.
Lets just assume it was all anointed holy water spilled from the heavens
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Nope. Still not logical enough for Kain to disintegrate the very same moment he touches water. And do not forget he's not a regular vampire- he's the king of vampires. That was nothing more than the game's excuse to make its platforming a bit harder.
Just because you're king, doesn't mean you're all powerful. I don't see the lack of logic in it, for the most part. Though I do believe, it's excessive that he instantly dies. I'd have thought he would be able to last a bit before then.
What fails in that game is not that Kain dies in water, it's that he takes like 20 slashes to kill an enemy... a human enemy, when the sword AND him, are suppose to be so powerful.
Lets just assume it was all anointed holy water spilled from the heavens
In Legacy of Kain, Cursed Vampires are vulnerable to all water. Raziel still has it after he becomes the Reaver of Souls. It's only by getting his brother's soul that evolved into one that can withstand water, that he is able to travel through water.
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Gentlemen, let's not forget that all Alucard needed to solve his water dilemma was a snorkel... :rollseyes:
Sure doesn't look like a "Holy Symbol" to me.
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...Yeah, sure it was a glitch in the Animus, but still...
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Gentlemen, let's not forget that all Alucard needed to solve his water dilemma was a snorkel... :rollseyes:
Sure doesn't look like a "Holy Symbol" to me.
That's a'cause 'Murica doesn't think its kids can handle Jesus talk...or they were just trying to be funny, I dunno. I'm pretty hyped up on 5 Hour Energy right now & craving conversation.
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Gentlemen, let's not forget that all Alucard needed to solve his water dilemma was a snorkel... :rollseyes:
Sure doesn't look like a "Holy Symbol" to me.
I think it's a gag on how something that would help vampires survive in water would be considered "holy" to them.
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Still, all Kain needed was a snorkel. ;)
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Where do they keep all their items in survival horror games, particularly Travis Grady in Silent Hill:Origins? You could find portable t.v.'s (1970's portable, so think like a blacksmith's anvil in density), mini filing cabinets, large 1940's era alcohol bottles in the hospitals-and there was no limit to how many weapons you could carry. At one point in my most recent run through, I had well over 40 melee items, most of them larger, such as the metal i.v. drip stand. Eh, it worked in my favor, so I can't complain too bad.
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Why'd Jill have two extra items slots in comparison to Chris during Resident Evil? She wasn't wearing any more than he was.
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Why'd Jill have two extra items slots in comparison to Chris during Resident Evil? She wasn't wearing any more than he was.
Bras hold more than you'd think. That's just how I explained it away anyways.
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Sure, a Shotgun in a bra... lol
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Sure, a Shotgun in a bra... lol
No, but keys, smushed up herbs on what looks to be a piece of parchment paper, a lock pick- all easily concealed in there.
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Or some Jill sandwiches.
Resident Evil Original - "Jill Sandwich" Scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtTfptkUgj0#)
I never understood why or what Jill says at 0:20, it sounds like a very bad edit, she says "cuiya!" or what?
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I'm fairly certain she says "Quick!", just all quivery on account'a da fear & stuff I reckon.
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Thanks, since her voice suddenly and randomly changes to the tone of a "strangled chicken" I cant understando anything. xD
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Samus' wave beam can pass through all material, such as impenetrable doors and solid rock...
but it takes a missile to even hurt a boss.
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3DS XL = bigger device, smaller box than the 3ds.
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Lisa Trevor in REmake was supposed to be this untouchable, super strong, immortal mutant ugo, right? Yet her hands were bound by what looked to be nothing more than a wooden board with a little bit of iron...couldn't she have just tore that shit like rice paper? Also, she seemed to be allowed to wander the grounds pretty freely...was she docile to the researchers, or were they playing some sort of sick, elaborate game of hide-seek-when they'd hear her coming? Like, "Oh shit! Gary, she's coming-quick, duck in a closet! She'll just sniff the air a little, piss herself, sob inconsolably, then leave. It's hilarious!". If that's the case, then maybe the wooden board & chains were more like one of those bell collars people get their cats or those squeaky shoes for toddlers they make in Japan-you can hear them whenever they're near & therefore have a general bearing on their location.
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How come a lv. 100 Charizard cant burn down a tree but a lv. 3 Oddish can cut it?
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Maybe Nintendo is against burning trees? In Pokémon they have cop but dont even have firefighters and... WAIT! That doesnt make sense too!
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Maybe Nintendo is against burning trees? In Pokémon they have cop but dont even have firefighters and... WAIT! That doesnt make sense too!
You need to watch Pokemon's anime. I don't know if it's in the games, but in the anime, Fire Fighting is done by Squirtles. There was an episode with the Squirtle sqaud that fights fires.
That Zelda pic is awesome, and she looks pretty hot. SO double win, with a list full of face palms.
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Yeah, I remember seeing that in the Anime, but in the game I have yet to see one, thanks. :)
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Some people say Dracula wouldn't stand a chance against Kain, because Dracula keeps losing to guys with whips, spears or even a 12 year old girl with bird projectiles and cute animal powers.
But all Drac would really need to win is summon a couple of Mermen to splash water on Kain.
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Why'd Jill have two extra items slots in comparison to Chris during Resident Evil? She wasn't wearing any more than he was.
"Women have more hiding places than men".
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Some people say Dracula wouldn't stand a chance against Kain, because Dracula keeps losing to guys with whips, spears or even a 12 year old girl with bird projectiles and cute animal powers.
I guess these people have never heard of the Vampirekiller, the Elcarde (Alucard) spear or the mystical blood of the Belmont clan for that matter. And yeah kain is screwed if he comes into contact with water.
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Thought of this and made it in a minute:
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I can't believe I haven't uploaded this.
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I can't believe I haven't uploaded this.
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They do this in almost all tokusatsus too.
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To be honest, I think the question was more to check if said person is still conscious. There are many different definitions of "okay" after all, from "completely unscathed" to "still breathing".
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But in tokusatsus every time that they do that, an almost dead person recovers completely, thats why Im saying that xD
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Holy shit, maybe we should make a Facepalm TV Show Logic thread sometime?
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Surely xD
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Buffy has hot lesbian friends
Is still heterosexual
That's total fail there. WTF Buffy? Everyone wants to eat your friend but you?!
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You know it's not contagious, right?
I'm a straight male but I have a few gay friends.
I was actually mad when Willow came out, 'cuz I had a thing for Allison Hannigan's character at the time. I was like "NOH! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED!".
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You know it's not contagious, right?
I'm a straight male but I have a few gay friends.
I was actually mad when Willow came out, 'cuz I had a thing for Allison Hannigan's character at the time. I was like "NOH! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED!".
You're just in denial Jorge. It's contagious.
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Like Jorge I also have a good friend I've known since highschool who is a homosexual. But I never knew about it until he came out of the closet only a few years ago. Does that change my opinion of him? Hell no. I still consider him a good friend.
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You're just in denial Jorge. It's contagious.
LOL the women in my life beg to differ.
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Before this gets derailed any further...
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How does one mistake a black hedgehog for a blue hedgehog?
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LOL the women in my life beg to differ.
Oh Jorge, you just don't understand. You're like the perfect guy to hang around with, for girls. They want to correct your path.
You know, like a lost guy that continually denies he's lost, and the friend that continuously try to persuade him otherwise.
EDIT: I was gonna post the You've got a gay, clip from Family Guy, but I can't find a good version of the full clip so... fail post.
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*sigh* I don't think those are snakes. :-\
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Its Breath of Fire? Which one? II?
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Disregard the obvious mistake, the point still stands.
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I'm replaying Age of Empires 2 after many years and now that I know history much better I realize how historically accurate the game is.
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Also, apparently there's an entire meme about logic in AoE.
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Whoohoo~ AoE!
It got me interested in medieval weapons and units.
Here are some more memes.
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Please do not hotlink straight from funnyjunk as we cannot view the image.
Oh, and also fixed the rampant -1's on the last page.
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Oh ok. Thanks. I changed it already.
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Okay, how much users are replaying AoE 2? What kind of witchcraft is this?! I started replaying it 3 weeks ago lol
We need to play it online sometime.
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Hehe, great minds think alike? :P
In the game's defense, I gotta say that regular units do very little damage to walls and castles, which makes sense and forces you to use siege weapons and use tactics to defend them from enemy attacks.
Ultimately, the amount of logic in the game is... fair.
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I dont play games for login unless its about mystery or logic is really the focus of the game. so I only post here for share giggles with users xD
The most iconic and hilarious thing in Age of Empires 2 to me is that almost everythins starts burning when its take damage. Also you can create combat units (warriors, chivalry, siege weapons, etc.) inside their own building, but you cannot put them inside if they have spawned out of it or if you get them out of the building, you just cant put them back. xD
You can put them in towers, castles and town centers though (also in these ramming cars, but only soldiers on foot).
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I remembered one time when I was playing AoE 2, I sent in a villager to attack a castle. I think there was a blind spot somewhere in the castle where no arrows could hit the villager, so yeah, I was able to destroy a castle with just one villager. I'm sure it was a glitch since I couldn't do it for a second time.
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Can someone explain an age old Final Fantasy question for me? You have a person with whom you care for get killed, but instead of simply using one of the many phoenix downs in-game, said person gets buried and forgotten. Its kinda like they werent really wanted around.
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I remembered one time when I was playing AoE 2, I sent in a villager to attack a castle. I think there was a blind spot somewhere in the castle where no arrows could hit the villager, so yeah, I was able to destroy a castle with just one villager. I'm sure it was a glitch since I couldn't do it for a second time.
Its totally normal, If they didnt researched a special ability, towers and castles cant shoot in enemies very close to them.
Can someone explain an age old Final Fantasy question for me? You have a person with whom you care for get killed, but instead of simply using one of the many phoenix downs in-game, said person gets buried and forgotten. Its kinda like they werent really wanted around.
In Final Fantasy Tactics you need to revive a character in 3 turns or he cant been revived anymore. In Final Fantasy V, Galuf cant be revived because he already reached 0 HP but still continues attacking and receiving damage, they explain that its too much to her body and spirit and they cant bring him back.
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This. Frustrates me so.
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Can someone explain an age old Final Fantasy question for me? You have a person with whom you care for get killed, but instead of simply using one of the many phoenix downs in-game, said person gets buried and forgotten. Its kinda like they werent really wanted around.
Actually, Phoenix Downs don't revive a dead person, they work like a defibrillator. In FF6, there is a scene where Locke tries to use the Phoenix Summon to revive his sickly girlfriend, and that obviously failed and she died (or so I remember). Phoenix Summon of course, is probably the strongest version of reviving someone. That said, magic revive probably works the same way, as in they don't resurrect just brings people back from the brink.
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thx kale. yeah i remember pinions and how phoenix coming to shock people back to with a little fight in them. its clear that its no revival now. i cant remember the health coming out of the yellow area. makes perfect sense!
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Here's a facepalm logic.
Lenneth flies all around the world to find souls to obtain... but she can't fly in a dungeon and requires crystal stepping stones.
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In FF6, there is a scene where Locke tries to use the Phoenix Summon to revive his sickly girlfriend, and that obviously failed and she died (or so I remember)
I remember this well. It wasn't Phoenix Sommon but instead Locke took the Magicite; Phoenix and placed it on Rachel. After a second of nothing the stone does revive her but only for a short time. They both say there goodbyes, she sets Locke's heart free from all the grief he'd suffered and with the last of her strength, repairs the broken Phoenix Magicite. It was one of the more touching story aspects of the game. Simplistic yet well done.
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I remember this well. It wasn't Phoenix Sommon but instead Locke took the Magicite; Phoenix and placed it on Rachel. After a second of nothing the stone does revive her but only for a short time. They both say there goodbyes, she sets Locke's heart free from all the grief he'd suffered and with the last of her strength, repairs the broken Phoenix Magicite. It was one of the more touching story aspects of the game. Simplistic yet well done.
I thought FFVI was really effective with what it was able to convey with it's sprites and lack of voice acting. Locke's desperation trying to revive Rachel, Celes's dispair when you let Cid die and her act of attempted suicide, and themes such teenage pregnancy(Katarin and Duane), the different facets of what "love" means(love between those you care for, relationships that go through rocky situations and trust issues, as well that true love is not always love between "lovers" but can be anything from brotherly bonds as well as a woman's unconditional love towards a town of orphans). One of the many reasons it's still my favorite Final Fantasy game of all time. I don't think Square has came close to attempting to address similar issues with the FF series since then(maybe to play it more safe).
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I thought FFVI was really effective with what it was able to convey with it's sprites and lack of voice acting. Locke's desperation trying to revive Rachel, Celes's dispair when you let Cid die and her act of attempted suicide, and themes such teenage pregnancy(Katarin and Duane), the different facets of what "love" means(love between those you care for, relationships that go through rocky situations and trust issues, as well that true love is not always love between "lovers" but can be anything from brotherly bonds as well as a woman's unconditional love towards a town of orphans). One of the many reasons it's still my favorite Final Fantasy game of all time. I don't think Square has came close to attempting to address similar issues with the FF series since then(maybe to play it more safe).
You should watch this video on Youtube:
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It's a long one, but so good. XD
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I thought FFVI was really effective with what it was able to convey with it's sprites and lack of voice acting. Locke's desperation trying to revive Rachel, Celes's dispair when you let Cid die and her act of attempted suicide, and themes such teenage pregnancy(Katarin and Duane), the different facets of what "love" means(love between those you care for, relationships that go through rocky situations and trust issues, as well that true love is not always love between "lovers" but can be anything from brotherly bonds as well as a woman's unconditional love towards a town of orphans). One of the many reasons it's still my favorite Final Fantasy game of all time. I don't think Square has came close to attempting to address similar issues with the FF series since then(maybe to play it more safe).
Yeah, what the creators of Final Fantasy 6 were able to accomplish with a few megabytes of space only becomes more impressive as time goes by, while most of the following games in the series just played it increasingly safe, relying on cutting edge visuals and style rather than a real soul. Heck the last (imo) really great game in the series, IX, was originally going to be a spinoff instead of a main series game. Call me crazy but I think the last vestiges of the real Squaresoft ended when Sakaguchi left, and I don't just mean the name change.
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The last 2 pics crisis uploaded really made me laugh!
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I agree! Crisis u are a mess! ;D
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And air dash too. Just how strong/advanced is that power suit of his anyway?
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OMG, but have you ever played a game where the map didn't stop gameplay? OMG, that shit will get you killed!
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OMG, but have you ever played a game where the map didn't stop gameplay? OMG, that shit will get you killed!
Dark Souls :X
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Dark Souls :X
Wait there is a map in dark souls?
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OMG, but have you ever played a game where the map didn't stop gameplay? OMG, that shit will get you killed!
Call of duty. It's perfect for hardcore search and destroy
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Since I've never played any Fire Emblem games...
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Can anyone confirm if this is for real?
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Since I've never played any Fire Emblem games...
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Can anyone confirm if this is for real?
It's been years but I believe this is when Eliwood and company are about to enter bern IIRC a chapter or two later you get harken or karel with those garbs on.
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The dialogue itself is grade-S bullshit, but the premise is the same.
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Those pictures are so funny :)
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hahahahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH!
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I know I could use a better example for this kind of behavior, (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GangUpOnTheHuman) but...
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I suppose MS's Xbone is a good candidate for this thread.
It is not a video game though...
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I know I could use a better example for this kind of behavior, (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GangUpOnTheHuman) but...
Reminds me of the crazy NOD level in Command & Conquer 3 where your goal is to defend certain alien facilities from the GDI who try to destroy them. The buildings you're supposed to protect are located inside the alien base, and obviously the aliens are unaware of you defending them so they won't let you access their base.
The only choice you're left with is crushing the aliens and taking the buildings before the GDI arrive and destroy them.
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