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Title: 2014 - Lords of Shadow 2 DLC To feature playable Chupacabra.
Post by: EstebanT on April 01, 2014, 03:28:13 PM
Oh hey, Its April fools day.
Title: Re: 2014 - Lords of Shadow 2 DLC To feature playable Chupacabra.
Post by: crisis on April 01, 2014, 04:18:15 PM
NOT COOL MAN
Title: Dave Cox teases Lords of Shadow 3
Post by: Kingshango on April 01, 2014, 05:29:14 PM
I would kill for that honestly.
Title: Re: 2014 - Lords of Shadow 2 DLC To feature playable Chupacabra.
Post by: uzo on April 01, 2014, 05:31:11 PM
Might as well have been real.
Title: Re: 2014 - Lords of Shadow 2 DLC To feature playable Chupacabra.
Post by: Shinobi on April 01, 2014, 06:57:48 PM
It will be better if something like "IGA's new metroidvania revealed!"
Title: Re: 2014 - Lords of Shadow 2 DLC To feature playable Chupacabra.
Post by: Flame on April 01, 2014, 07:03:47 PM
Imagine: your job is to go around the castle and fucking STEAL stuff from brotherhood Knights, and make them chase you into traps and shit.

Title: Re: 2014 - Lords of Shadow 2 DLC To feature playable Chupacabra.
Post by: Chernabogue on April 01, 2014, 07:11:28 PM
Playable IGA DLC
Title: Re: 2014 - Lords of Shadow 2 DLC To feature playable Chupacabra.
Post by: e105beta on April 01, 2014, 08:45:40 PM
Playable IGA DLC

You play as IGA in his cowboy hat with his whip who gets sucked through the TV into the Castlevania world. There, here partners with Simon Belmont to take down Dracula.

Filled with lots of bad, overeager voice acting and weird 90's special effects.
Title: Re: 2014 - Lords of Shadow 2 DLC To feature playable Chupacabra.
Post by: uzo on April 01, 2014, 09:15:58 PM
Imagine: your job is to go around the castle and fucking STEAL stuff from brotherhood Knights, and make them chase you into traps and shit.

Sounds better than I would have initially thought.
Title: Re: 2014 - Lords of Shadow 2 DLC To feature playable Chupacabra.
Post by: EstebanT on April 01, 2014, 09:37:57 PM
It will be better if something like "IGA's new metroidvania revealed!"
I figured it was too mean. I was going to make it "New Castlevania 2015 to be developed by Vanillaware" But I know if I read that and it was a lie, I would be pissed.
Title: Re: 2014 - Lords of Shadow 2 DLC To feature playable Chupacabra.
Post by: KaZudra on April 01, 2014, 09:43:35 PM
Castlevania 2015 for Ps4,Xbone, and PC by Team Ninja Theory

Let's face it, they are the only ones who truly understands how platforming should be in 3D games.
Title: Re: 2014 - Lords of Shadow 2 DLC To feature playable Chupacabra.
Post by: e105beta on April 01, 2014, 09:58:46 PM
Castlevania 2015 for Ps4,Xbone, and PC by Team Ninja Theory

Let's face it, they are the only ones who truly understands how platforming should be in 3D games.

But to do it like Ninja Theory would require some sort of chain weapon

To put one of those into the game would require us to rip-off DmC, or worse, God of War.
Title: Re: 2014 - Lords of Shadow 2 DLC To feature playable Chupacabra.
Post by: Maedhros on April 01, 2014, 10:28:45 PM
It couldn't make the game any worse than it is already.
Title: Re: 2014 - Lords of Shadow 2 DLC To feature playable Chupacabra.
Post by: uzo on April 01, 2014, 10:55:34 PM
Castlevania 2015 for Ps4,Xbone, and PC by Team Ninja Theory

Let's face it, they are the only ones who truly understands how platforming should be in 3D games.

You want a Belmont that looks like Tameem? The old canon and characters to be spit upon? Broke Back Belmont? (http://www.joystiq.com/2013/03/28/seen-gdc-imagine-dante-in-a-western-movie/)

Suit yourself. I'm out.
Title: Re: 2014 - Lords of Shadow 2 DLC To feature playable Chupacabra.
Post by: KaZudra on April 01, 2014, 11:05:26 PM
You want a Belmont that looks like Tameem? The old canon and characters to be spit upon? Broke Back Belmont? (http://www.joystiq.com/2013/03/28/seen-gdc-imagine-dante-in-a-western-movie/)

Suit yourself. I'm out.

If it were collaborated with some Castlevania vets with restrictions on TNT it could turn out pretty good.

but for the love of god, Keep (Hideo) Kojima away from castlevania. He's in the middle of Career malpractice with MGSV
Title: Re: 2014 - Lords of Shadow 2 DLC To feature playable Chupacabra.
Post by: theplottwist on April 01, 2014, 11:16:55 PM
You play as IGA in his cowboy hat with his whip who gets sucked through the TV into the Castlevania world. There, here partners with Simon Belmont to take down Dracula.

Filled with lots of bad, overeager voice acting and weird 90's special effects.

I'd play the hell out of this.

(https://castlevaniadungeon.net/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ezimba.com%2Fwork%2F140402C%2Fezimba19255366233104.png&hash=e80b2e08fda1f186197e88f86ac160ecee1ecffb)
Title: Re: 2014 - Lords of Shadow 2 DLC To feature playable Chupacabra.
Post by: uzo on April 01, 2014, 11:41:40 PM
If it were collaborated with some Castlevania vets with restrictions on TNT it could turn out pretty good.

but for the love of god, Keep (Hideo) Kojima away from castlevania. He's in the middle of Career malpractice with MGSV

ABANDON ALL HOPE

(https://castlevaniadungeon.net/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthesnakesoup.org%2Fbriefing%2Fimages%2F2010%2F10%2F07%2Fsupgabe.jpg&hash=67e887f463849dcef5851f5d44594b059896b8ba)
http://thesnakesoup.org/briefing/images/2010/10/07/supgabe.jpg (http://thesnakesoup.org/briefing/images/2010/10/07/supgabe.jpg)
Title: Re: 2014 - Lords of Shadow 2 DLC To feature playable Chupacabra.
Post by: KaZudra on April 02, 2014, 12:39:05 AM
ABANDON ALL HOPE

(https://castlevaniadungeon.net/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthesnakesoup.org%2Fbriefing%2Fimages%2F2010%2F10%2F07%2Fsupgabe.jpg&hash=67e887f463849dcef5851f5d44594b059896b8ba)
http://thesnakesoup.org/briefing/images/2010/10/07/supgabe.jpg (http://thesnakesoup.org/briefing/images/2010/10/07/supgabe.jpg)

LMAO
Title: Re: 2014 - Lords of Shadow 2 DLC To feature playable Chupacabra.
Post by: Flame on April 02, 2014, 01:26:02 AM
I completely missed the MGS theme in the refectory the first time around. still amuses me.
Title: Re: 2014 - Lords of Shadow 2 DLC To feature playable Chupacabra.
Post by: Shiroi Koumori on April 02, 2014, 04:16:00 AM
Initial reaction after reading the post subject: WTF. Then I remembered it's april fools.
Though y'know.... someone might make something out of that idea.

I'd prefer playing as IGA instead.
Title: Re: 2014 - Lords of Shadow 2 DLC To feature playable Chupacabra.
Post by: Anglachel on April 02, 2014, 04:31:43 PM
We might be giving Alvarez some ideas. Don't go too far.
Title: Re: 2014 - Lords of Shadow 2 DLC To feature playable Chupacabra.
Post by: uzo on April 02, 2014, 10:47:17 PM
Better than the ideas he has currently.
Title: Re: 2014 - Lords of Shadow 2 DLC To feature playable Chupacabra.
Post by: Viskod on April 03, 2014, 08:42:10 PM
Sounds better than I would have initially thought.

Check out Deception 4: Blood Ties. Luring people into death traps if your own design is all that game is.