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Title: You are now a sci-fi victim
Post by: Super Waffle on September 22, 2014, 03:23:21 AM
Imagine, for a moment, you're a plucky anime-type girl from one of those zany fighting games and you've been kidnapped by the villains. Seeing as how you're a bit of an athletic little hottie and they're fucking crazy, they plan on subjecting you to bizarre Super Soldier conditioning experiments. They're keeping you under maximum security as a "valuable specimen," so there is no hope of rescue or escape for you. You're left with the options of becoming either

a) A killer cyborg hellbent on taking over the world
b) A demonic mutant hellbent on taking over the world

Which would you rather be? Choose wisely.
Title: Re: You are now a sci-fi victim
Post by: theANdROId on September 22, 2014, 03:31:11 AM
Well, my answer is obvious!
Title: Re: You are now a sci-fi victim
Post by: X on September 22, 2014, 04:49:40 AM
I'd go with option (B). Cyborgs would be vulnerable to EMP (electromagnetic pulse) and thus would fail to function.
Title: Re: You are now a sci-fi victim
Post by: Super Waffle on September 22, 2014, 05:48:35 AM
Quote from: theANdROId on September 22, 2014, 03:31:11 AM
Well, my answer is obvious!

..uh?

Edit:  Oh, right.  Your username.  That took me a minute.
Title: Re: You are now a sci-fi victim
Post by: Shiroi Koumori on September 22, 2014, 08:05:38 AM
I prefer option B.
Title: Re: You are now a sci-fi victim
Post by: Mooning Freddy on September 22, 2014, 11:37:32 AM
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Imagine, for a moment, you're a plucky anime-type girl from one of those zany fighting games and you've been kidnapped by the villains. Seeing as how you're a bit of an athletic little hottie and they're fucking crazy...

STOP IT RIGHT THERE

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going   :P
Title: Re: You are now a sci-fi victim
Post by: VladCT on September 22, 2014, 12:14:06 PM
Option A. As long as they're smart enough to keep backups of my memory unit I can always be rebuilt.
Title: Re: You are now a sci-fi victim
Post by: Gunlord on September 22, 2014, 02:39:48 PM
Yeah, I'm with vladCT. Killer cyborg.

Are you gonna make Maria a killer cyborg this time, Waffle-kun? ;o
Title: Re: You are now a sci-fi victim
Post by: Super Waffle on September 22, 2014, 08:23:51 PM
Quote from: Gunlord on September 22, 2014, 02:39:48 PM
Yeah, I'm with vladCT. Killer cyborg.

Are you gonna make Maria a killer cyborg this time, Waffle-kun? ;o

No.  This is from some Tekken thing I wrote about.

How the hell would that even work in Castlevania?
Title: Re: You are now a sci-fi victim
Post by: Gunlord on September 22, 2014, 09:36:50 PM
Dracula tech 8)
Title: Re: You are now a sci-fi victim
Post by: theANdROId on September 22, 2014, 09:53:47 PM
He had motorcycles enough to spare giving them to his skeletons, who are notoriously terrible drivers!  Plus there was tons of fancy-lectronics in the science tower!
Title: Re: You are now a sci-fi victim
Post by: Jorge D. Fuentes on September 23, 2014, 12:08:24 PM
I think I've played that game.  **SPOILERS IF YOU CLICK**
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