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Title: Castlevania Pickup Lines
Post by: theplottwist on October 02, 2014, 11:51:31 AM: Yeah, you read it right, why this face?

I'll start with some of mine:

"Girl, I'm sure you're a candle, because you have my heart."

"Call me Sword Familiar, because I'll follow you everywhere you go."

"Darling, is your name Crissaegrim? Because you make my life so much more easier..."

"Sweetie, you're like a Lapis Lazuli: Took me an eternity to find, and makes me the luckiest guy in the world."

"Is that your Vampire Killer in your pocket, or are you happy for seeing me?" << for the more bold girls out there.

"Are you a Dark Lord Candidate? Because you have stolen my soul."

"Where is your Laurel? Because your aroma is incredible."

And for when you hit on a person that's been having a particularly bad time:
"Hey girl/boy, let me be your morning sun, and I'll vanquish the horrible night."

I was planning to use one of these with a certain Dungeonite, but I might as well be sent to the asylum if I did that.

Now post yours, people.
Title: Re: Castlevania Pickup Lines
Post by: theANdROId on October 02, 2014, 01:42:56 PM: ... O_o ...
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I don't even know! I don't have the brand of creativity to come up with stuff like this! Did you come up with those on your own? Pretty nice if you did!
Title: Re: Castlevania Pickup Lines
Post by: zangetsu468 on October 02, 2014, 02:00:24 PM: Quote from: theplottwist on October 02, 2014, 11:51:31 AM
"Call me Sword Familiar, because I'll follow you everywhere you go."

"Darling, is your name Crissaegrim? Because you make my life so much more easier..."

There's just so many potential variations which go down the road of incisions and slashes, but sometimes that road is less travelled for a reason... ;P

Here's mine:

Purchase an oak stake...?

Kneel while holding my blue crystals

Let's live here together...(worst pickup line!)

Let us go out for pleasure, the evening is still young..

Be my enemy and jump into my whip

Up and down... like a Medusa head.

Care to hop onto my bone pillar.

I keep my meat INSIDE my wall.. 8)

If you like the holy water, wait til you feel my hydro storm

What a horrible night to have a kiss.. :-X

You are my morning sun that vanquishes a horrible night

Show me your candle and I'll show you my heart.

That's all I got for now!
Title: Re: Castlevania Pickup Lines
Post by: X on October 02, 2014, 02:56:48 PM: Love the thread, lol!

I got nothin' though :(
Title: Re: Castlevania Pickup Lines
Post by: theplottwist on October 02, 2014, 04:21:58 PM: Quote from: theANdROId on October 02, 2014, 01:42:56 PM
I don't even know! I don't have the brand of creativity to come up with stuff like this! Did you come up with those on your own? Pretty nice if you did!

Yep! All by me. And here is some more:

"Are you using Felix Fio? I never though I could find someone this feline without using a glyph."

"Your beauty is like Dracula's Castle: A chaotic architeture I'd love to explore to the every last inch of, and that only appears every 100 years."

"Your stare is beautiful and petrifying. Lucky me I have a Mirror Armor."

"You're must be Flying Armor, because I can't help but feel lighter when I'm with you."

"Is your surname "Lecarde"? Because I feel like you can unlock my true potential."

"Did you know I have a Ring of Arcana? I wanna put another Ring of Arcana in your finger, so it increases our chances of finding happiness together."
Title: Re: Castlevania Pickup Lines
Post by: The Puritan on October 02, 2014, 10:35:29 PM: I'll love you AND the night!

And for telling them off:

Die monster! You don't belong in my world.
Title: Re: Castlevania Pickup Lines
Post by: Dracula9 on October 03, 2014, 02:54:21 AM: C'mon, little boy, and show me what you've got. How have Succbus lines not happened yet?

Did Mercurysteam make you? Because I bet you suck.

Wanna see my Graveyard Duck? He's got TWO Silk Bags.

I bet you and I could make one Wicked Child.

Come home with me, and I'll show you the Dance of Gold.

You won't go unrewarded...

Wanna see my Shaft of Fire?

Baby, without you, my life would be Agni.

I think I sealed my whip in you a long time ago...but I can't remember. Help me jog my memory?
Title: Re: Castlevania Pickup Lines
Post by: Qwertyvania on October 04, 2014, 01:00:38 AM: "Are you a wall? because you're filled with meat.

*Cough*"
Title: Re: Castlevania Pickup Lines
Post by: zangetsu468 on October 04, 2014, 02:47:37 AM: You found the Valmanway to my heart

So... I got medusa last night..
Title: Re: Castlevania Pickup Lines
Post by: uzo on October 04, 2014, 04:25:06 AM: This is quite possibly the dumbest, and thereby the greatest, thread in all of this forum's history.
Title: Re: Castlevania Pickup Lines
Post by: X on October 04, 2014, 03:14:03 PM: Quote
This is quite possibly the dumbest, and thereby the greatest, thread in all of this forum's history.

I'd 'stake' my life on it. ;)
Title: Re: Castlevania Pickup Lines
Post by: theANdROId on October 04, 2014, 11:01:58 PM: Quote from: X on October 04, 2014, 03:14:03 PM
I'd 'stake' my life on it. ;)

Castlevania puns! Now that'd be a little more my cup of tea!
Title: Re: Castlevania Pickup Lines
Post by: Dracula9 on October 05, 2014, 11:36:36 AM: Actually, Uzo, why aren't you getting in on thi-oh, right. Clergy can't pick people up. :rollseyes: