Apologies in advance if this has been gone over before (probably has) but as time goes on it pisses me off more and more.
Satan's redesign.
Why.
Why the hell would you think it was a fantastic idea to take a rather beautiful (darkly so, but still beautiful IMO) design which echoes of Renaissance design and Dore's art style for the Comedy, and turn it into a generic and just plain horrible-looking pro-wrestler design with pointless armor, a mouth way too big for the head it's on, and butt wings?
I mean fuck, LoS1 Satan looked the part and then some. No armor, no accessories, nothing to abstract. Just a naked guy wreathed in shadow, with a physique reminiscent of Michelangelo's David, covered in black veins to perhaps symbolize his corruption; those hauntingly creepy eyes against skin so pale his musculature and facial definition become hard to make out at times, emphasizing in a sense his lack of humanity. He looked like a Deceiver or Corrupter, with a dark beauty which falls away only when it's too late.
(https://castlevaniadungeon.net/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fvignette4.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fcastlevania%2Fimages%2F5%2F59%2FCV-LoS_Satan_650x.jpg%2Frevision%2Flatest%3Fcb%3D20101009173659&hash=005656f958e241422b3b1530e257effcbbcbfa8f)
Just look at that handsome devil (snicker).
Then there's this ugly piece of shit. (http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/castlevania/images/6/6a/Satan_Leviathan02.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140823170145)
Super macho, mouth way too big, butt wings, and armor that makes no sense at all given his fighting style (or rather Alucard's). They turned eerie and haunting eyes into totally non-threatening crystal blue ones, and buffed him up for no explained reason. Did he spend a thousand years bench-pressing for his rematch with Apollo Cre - I mean, Gabriel? Were thousands of years of corruption and control over countless dark arts suddenly worthless? Did the Mr. Olympia body somehow amp all those powers up to eleven?
And don't even get me started on the fucking ending of Lords 2.
SO YOU FUCKING KILLED SATAN, THE SINGLE ROOT OF ALL EVIL IN MANKIND AND ULTIMATE ENEMY OF GOD HIMSELF, AND HE JUST FUCKING SLUMPS OVER AND ABSOLUTELY NOTHING APPEARS TO CHANGE? WE GET NO EPILOGUE EXPLAINING HOW OVERNIGHT ALL THE BAD IN THE WORLD VANISHED AND HUMANITY PROSPERED FOREVERMORE, OR HOW THINGS LIKE REVELATION AND JUDGMENT DAY WOULD EVEN WORK NOW. AND WHERE THE HELL WOULD SATAN'S SOUL GO ANYWAY HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT SHIT WORK FUCK YOU ALVAREZ AND COX LEARN HOW TO WRITE
I could complain more about this shit, but I'll just let one of the better redesigns (muuuch better, mmmm) of Lords 2 sum it up for me.
(https://castlevaniadungeon.net/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FcM38xVI.png&hash=8151243ed22e61ba5353eec3169597ffa11068bb)
Sorries again if needlessly resurrecting an old topic.