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Title: Best F@$#% Burgers
Post by: Think Tank on April 05, 2008, 02:18:14 AM
BK Stackers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BK_Stacker)

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Don't matter if you go double, triple or QUAD, this Burger will kill your insides with greasy death and fuck your sister in the ass, all while beating Contra on hard mode simultaneously. It's fucking good. 2 (or 3 or 4) beef patties with this sick ass sauce, a fuckton of cheese, stitched together with the most bacon I've ever had on a burger. Yum.

Facts:
1000 Calories, 68g Fat, 240mg Cholesterol, 1800mg Sodium!!!

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Sourdough Jack (http://www.jackinthebox.com/ourfood/dynamic/nutrition.php?cat=1)

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I pity you east coast / mid-west fucks that don't have Jack in the Box restaurants in your shitty towns. Get with the fucking program and move close to one already. There shit is so fucking good. I always hear people say White Castle and In and Out Burger are the best. Gofuckyourselves!!! If you want good fucking burgers with VARIETY get your fat ass to JIB! Nothing beats the SD Jack, especially if you dip this sexy burger in Frank's Red Hot Sauce! Fuck yeah, I'll take mine with an order of stuffed jalapenos and curly fries.

Facts:
710 Calories, 51g Fat, 75mg Cholesterol, 100% Awesome.

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Side Note: White Castle may suck my nuts, but Steak N Sheak is one fuckin badass joint I wish I had on my side of the country.

What's your favorite burgers you sons of bitches?
Title: Re: Best F@$#% Burgers
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on April 05, 2008, 02:31:22 AM
Kopp's Frozen Custard is F&(&^(&*(G good:
http://www.kopps.com/

But Pattyburger's the best I've tasted in the Milwaukee area, outside of pub burgers:
http://www.pattyburger.com/

But, both are outdone with a pub burger from MO'S Irish Pub and grill:
http://www.mosirishpub.com/
Title: Re: Best F@$#% Burgers
Post by: Kale on April 05, 2008, 02:59:23 AM
>.> I got "Five Guys" around here, and they make good burgers and hotdogs... I think I can do without.
Title: Re: Best F@$#% Burgers
Post by: Azmodan on April 05, 2008, 03:11:29 AM
In Reply To #1

But White Castle is the best. You're just eating meat slapped between two pieces of bread; White Castle hamburgers are soggy with pure magic.

But yeah those BK Stackers are pretty much Godburgers. They can kill lesser men. >_>
Title: Re: Best F@$#% Burgers
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on April 05, 2008, 03:30:38 AM
There's two steak 'n Shake's in southeastern wisconsin, but both are 45+ minute drives from my house.  >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Best F@$#% Burgers
Post by: Clara E. Leet on April 05, 2008, 04:40:32 AM
We have a local joint round here called Nu Way. They boil their hamburger to make the meat crumbly and slap it between buns with cheese and onions. Pretty good, but don't expect a decent meal if your take-out requires anything more than a 10 minute drive.

Also homemade root beer for the fucking win.
Title: Re: Best F@$#% Burgers
Post by: The Last Belmont on April 05, 2008, 05:56:39 AM
I love Jack in the box's ultimate cheeseburger.

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1010 calories, 71 grams of fat, 125 grams cholesterol, 1580 grams of sodium!

  Half a pound of beef never tasted so good smothered in cheese with ketchup and mustard. mmmmm  makes me wanna go out to my 24 jack in the box and get one thinkin' about it. Grew up around it w/ over 560 in my state (texas). One of the best damn fast food places  around. BK also kicks ass too, their stackers and mustard whoppers are hard to beat.

In Reply To #1

But White Castle is the best. You're just eating meat slapped between two pieces of bread; White Castle hamburgers are soggy with pure magic.


White castle is good but I've never been a big fan of mini burgers, too much bun not enough meat.
Title: Re: Best F@$#% Burgers
Post by: JR on April 05, 2008, 06:46:37 AM
I really like Steak and Shake, and butter burgers from Culver's are awesome.

I wished BK still had their Texas Double Whopper. Those were awesome.
Title: Re: Best F@$#% Burgers
Post by: Darth Cariss on April 05, 2008, 07:28:33 AM
In Reply To #1

I live in the mid-west and we have Jack in the Box.
Title: Re: Best F@$#% Burgers
Post by: Bloodreign on April 05, 2008, 10:20:14 AM
To hell with those fast food joints, I have a place near work called Ground Pati, one big ass burger topped with sauteed onions, raw onions, sauteed mushrooms, a ton of cheese to make Kraft envious, and enough A-1 steak sauce to make the burgers bottom bun nearly fall apart in your hand. If you don't fight to hold the burger together with sheer strength, it'll overpower your sorry ass and fall apart.
Title: Re: Best F@$#% Burgers
Post by: Rugal on April 05, 2008, 11:51:23 AM
Someone was drunk/angry when they made this topic. Anyway!

I ate Wendy's the other night for the first time in a while, and it got me extremely sick. I'll save you all from the details..

The diner down the road from me makes the best burgers I've ever tasted. It's just too bad that they are really damn expensive =/ It's worth it though sometimes.



Title: Re: Best F@$#% Burgers
Post by: Oralox on April 05, 2008, 12:58:17 PM
Come down to Pasadena, Texas and there are some of the best burgers from HoneyBee deli & Ham.

better than all those fast foods.
Title: Re: Best F@$#% Burgers
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on April 05, 2008, 01:21:05 PM
McDonalds and Dairy Queen are the bottom of the barrel when it comes to burgers.
Title: Re: Best F@$#% Burgers
Post by: Think Tank on April 05, 2008, 04:18:11 PM
In Reply To #7

What the hell? Where did you get that picture? In Arizona the Ultimate Cheeseburgers look nothing like that. I'm pretty sure Jack in the Box doen't use sesame seed buns for anything, and there is only 2 beef patties on it. Also, the BACON Ultimate Cheeseburger is a little more fucking ultimate + substitute the bun for sourdough bread = bomb.
Title: Re: Best F@$#% Burgers
Post by: Rugal on April 06, 2008, 12:12:05 AM
That first BK stacker picture looks really fucking disgusting... Do you actually eat those, Think Tank?
Title: Re: Best F@$#% Burgers
Post by: A vicar in a tutu on April 06, 2008, 03:44:32 AM
In Reply To #1
Those BK Stackers are pretty damn good.
There was once a time in which I ate 2 of those in the same meal.
Though they were double, they weren't BATHED in cheese like the one in your picture.

Title: Re: Best F@$#% Burgers
Post by: The Last Belmont on April 06, 2008, 04:04:10 AM
In Reply To #7

What the hell? Where did you get that picture? In Arizona the Ultimate Cheeseburgers look nothing like that. I'm pretty sure Jack in the Box doen't use sesame seed buns for anything, and there is only 2 beef patties on it.

Yeah some of them around here still do that and some of them have now gone to 3 smaller patties and sesame bun it's weird, guess it's just something new they're trying. Got the pic from Junk Food News.net.

In Reply To #1
Those BK Stackers are pretty damn good.
There was once a time in which I ate 2 of those in the same meal.
Though they were double, they weren't BATHED in cheese like the one in your picture.



I ono all the bk stackers I've ever had drench them in cheese like the pic or close to it.
Title: Re: Best F@$#% Burgers
Post by: Profbeanburrito on April 06, 2008, 02:01:23 PM
White Castle!!
Title: Re: Best F@$#% Burgers
Post by: Aridale on April 06, 2008, 03:22:52 PM
In Reply To #7

What the hell? Where did you get that picture? In Arizona the Ultimate Cheeseburgers look nothing like that. I'm pretty sure Jack in the Box doen't use sesame seed buns for anything, and there is only 2 beef patties on it. Also, the BACON Ultimate Cheeseburger is a little more fucking ultimate + substitute the bun for sourdough bread = bomb.

You read my fuckin mind this is EXACTLY what I order without fail 100% of the time when I goto Jack in the Crack. Love the place but the best burger Ive ever had is from Red Robin: The Royal burger from there is godlike.
Title: Re: Best F@$#% Burgers
Post by: Ralph on April 06, 2008, 03:29:07 PM
I have this family-owned joint across the river called Ross' Cafe, and it has some of the best fucking burgers I've ever had, I tend to eat there at least 2-3 times a month. Their buttery bread is fantastic, as well.

Oh and by the way, White Castle sucks hardcore, I can't take more than two bites without wanting to vomit my liver.

Steak and Shake is pretty good, but it doesn't compare to Ross'.
Title: Re: Best F@$#% Burgers
Post by: Insanitist on April 06, 2008, 05:32:27 PM
I moved to New Hampshire from California, all I've done is bitch to people that they don't have Jack in the Box... I usually get a "What..?" in response.

There is NOTHING I would refuse to eat on their menu.

Ultimate Cheeseburger all the way.
Title: Re: Best F@$#% Burgers
Post by: Azmodan on April 06, 2008, 05:44:45 PM
Oh and by the way, White Castle sucks hardcore, I can't take more than two bites without wanting to vomit my liver.

They're too hardcore? >_>

Title: Re: Best F@$#% Burgers
Post by: mgfcortez on April 06, 2008, 11:05:01 PM
well we don't have a Steak and Shake but ate there before so i know its good.
as for Jack in the Box never got to try it.
but we have two family-owned joint that make the biggest and tastiest burgers you could ever get ;D
fat burgers and beadey burgers (my spelling of that is wrong i'm sure) 
anyway there meat is as big as most ppls burgers even with only one patty you'll have a hard time biting down on it :o
i got one with two patty's once and had to eat the top first.lol
tried to smash it down but it was just too big,plus its a little messing if you smash it down too much.lol

and theys another place a gas stop that makes a $10 burger its so damn big it as round as a pizza.
they have to cut it in 4 pieces and they put chilly and all kinds of other things if you want them
cost a little but a damn good burger ;D
Title: Re: Best F@$#% Burgers
Post by: Mobius on April 08, 2008, 02:29:14 AM
You know, I've tried em' all. Fuddruckers, Foster's, A & W's, Whitecastles, In n' Out, Vegas Burger (damn good, IMO), Golden West, Maui Grill (closest to Kahuna Burgers as we'll ever get), Slider's, Grubsteak, London beef burgers, Australian Mystery Macs (wow!), Argentine monster stackers (still have yet to finish one), Italian burger subs, even some choice confections from south of the border (McDonald's ain't got nothing on Saguallo sausage burgers from Tingambato, baby).

And still I say to you, the best all-time burgers I will ever know of are at Dairy Queen. No question.
- And I've had the Luthor. Mm'kay?

...May I just add though, BK stackers are indeed the bomb. I get those anytime I'm on the go and they never fail to hit the spot. ^_^
Title: Re: Best F@$#% Burgers
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on April 08, 2008, 03:28:32 AM
You know, I've tried em' all. Fuddruckers, Foster's, A & W's, Whitecastles, In n' Out, Vegas Burger (damn good, IMO), Golden West, Maui Grill (closest to Kahuna Burgers as we'll ever get), Slider's, Grubsteak, London beef burgers, Australian Mystery Macs (wow!), Argentine monster stackers (still have yet to finish one), Italian burger subs, even some choice confections from south of the border (McDonald's ain't got nothing on Saguallo sausage burgers from Tingambato, baby).

And still I say to you, the best all-time burgers I will ever know of are at Dairy Queen. No question.
- And I've had the Luthor. Mm'kay?

...May I just add though, BK stackers are indeed the bomb. I get those anytime I'm on the go and they never fail to hit the spot. ^_^

There used to be a Fuddruckers in Northwest milwaukee, got turned into a olive gardan. >:(

There's an A&W just south of racine, ditto for white castle.

Dairy queen burgers taste like they just zapped them in the microwave. >:( >:(

Disgusting.  :(
Title: Re: Best F@$#% Burgers
Post by: JR on April 08, 2008, 08:24:24 AM
There's a Fuddrucker's just around the corner from me. They're not too bad.

I just wished they'd take a cue from Idiocracy and change the name to Buttfuckers.  ;D
Title: Re: Best F@$#% Burgers
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on April 09, 2008, 01:51:17 AM
Man, you're lucky.  >:(

Only culviers has decent burgers where I live.

Wayne's drive-in in Cedarburg is the only good place for hamburgers in the county I live in. (North of Milwaukee county).
Title: Re: Best F@$#% Burgers
Post by: Aridale on April 09, 2008, 06:11:47 PM
And still I say to you, the best all-time burgers I will ever know of are at Dairy Queen. No question.

I love DQs flamethrower burger that thing fuckin rules.
Title: Re: O_O
Post by: Mobius on April 10, 2008, 09:23:29 PM
In Reply To #28

.... *breaks down and cries*

That's it. Road trip to Capitola this weekend for DQ burgers and fries! I'll call it "Mo' Does The Queen." Only in select theaters next summer! Starring Kristanna Loken n' Lou Diamond Phillips.
Title: Re: Best F@$#% Burgers
Post by: Jorge D. Fuentes on April 10, 2008, 10:27:04 PM
I've had the Fuddruckers "The Works" burger.
Thing was like a Cake.

Also, anyone has a FatBurger near them?  'cuz I love those.  They're smaller than a whopper but I can eat two.  They also have that ludicrously large burger that if you can eat it in one sitting with two friends, it's free.

LUDICROUS!
Title: Re: Best F@$#% Burgers
Post by: Think Tank on April 11, 2008, 01:54:04 AM
In Reply To #30

I have a Fatburger by the freeway. I've always been curious to try it, but always forget about that place when I actually seek out a burger.
Title: Re: Best F@$#% Burgers
Post by: Rugal on April 11, 2008, 01:57:38 AM
Ahh.. Good ol' Fuddruckers, or Ruddfuckers as I like to call it. I haven't had a burger from them in a very long time. Perhaps it is time to break this gap in my burger tasting delicacies!
Title: Re: Best F@$#% Burgers
Post by: Aridale on April 11, 2008, 02:30:28 AM
In Reply To #32

thats what I used to call it too. There used to be one across the street from Vanderbilt campus and I always made fun of it when I went by. Never did get to eat there.
Title: Re: Best F@$#% Burgers
Post by: Think Tank on April 11, 2008, 02:57:57 AM
In Reply To #32

I miss their Ostrich Burger. But the sloppy Buffalo Chicken burger is the BOMB.
Title: Re: Best F@$#% Burgers
Post by: Alexc2808 on April 11, 2008, 02:17:17 PM
In Reply To #3
Five guys is teh air ible.
Title: Re: Best F@$#% Burgers
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on April 13, 2008, 03:33:35 AM
I had a thick burger for dinner that my dad got from costco.

It was pretty big.  :o :o
Title: Re: Best F@$#% Burgers
Post by: The Last Belmont on April 13, 2008, 08:33:56 AM
well we don't have a Steak and Shake but ate there before so i know its good.


Yeah Steak and Shake's the shit, just wish they weren't so damn expensive I like inexpensive burgers when I get a craving so I only go there on special occasions with friends or family.
Title: Re: Best F@$#% Burgers
Post by: mgfcortez on April 13, 2008, 06:17:26 PM
I've had the Fuddruckers "The Works" burger.
Thing was like a Cake.

Also, anyone has a FatBurger near them?  'cuz I love those.  They're smaller than a whopper but I can eat two.  They also have that ludicrously large burger that if you can eat it in one sitting with two friends, it's free.

LUDICROUS!

grrr
the place i buy my fatburgers from don't do that >:(
there big ass hell but i can eat one but i eat alot anyway.lol
wish they give me my burger free like your place does.
oh well i got a stake once called the great 48oz it was free if you eat it.
i ate it all but they never sent me my damn pic of me with it before i ate it piss me off.
i got it well done like a dumb ass too my damn mouth was so sore after eating it.lol
Title: Re: Best F@$#% Burgers
Post by: Mobius on April 13, 2008, 10:14:40 PM
Oo! Oo! That reminds me. ~ Another damn good burger joint is San Francisco's Buffalo Burger Shack. Big, juicy cuts of buffalo meat that put everyone to sleep afterwards so you can't drive after eating one. Dang, those are nummy.
Title: Re: Best F@$#% Burgers
Post by: Ed Oscuro on April 15, 2008, 10:40:31 PM
NOT Burger King's loaded Steakburger.

Uuuugh...  :-X

:P
Title: Re: Best F@$#% Burgers
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on April 16, 2008, 03:58:09 AM
The wendy's baconator is discusting, as well.  :(
Title: Re: Best F@$#% Burgers
Post by: Think Tank on April 17, 2008, 11:09:45 PM
In Reply To #40 & 41

Yeah, just tried both of those recently and they were quite a disappointment. The Steak Burger has some weird cheese that eats away at the bun, and mixed with the steak sauce it kinda ferments the cheese as well. Weird.
Title: Re: Best F@$#% Burgers
Post by: The Last Belmont on April 18, 2008, 04:15:46 AM
In Reply To #40 & 41

Yeah, just tried both of those recently and they were quite a disappointment. The Steak Burger has some weird cheese that eats away at the bun, and mixed with the steak sauce it kinda ferments the cheese as well. Weird.

dude that sounds disgusting, if I want some acidic bite to my burger I"ll put hot sauce on it but the cheese shouldn't do that, that's some fucked up cheese man.
Title: Re: Best F@$#% Burgers
Post by: SacredSorrow on April 21, 2008, 02:20:10 AM
Rally's has the cheddar bacon burger.. it's 99 cents. Not bad... but when you have them put barbecue sauce on it... it's like Voltron got a Titanium dick add-on.

Let's not forget when BK unleashed the Rodeo cheeseburger. It's got onion rings on it man...

Theres a place here (Louisville, Ky) called Olley's Trolley, it's actually in a trolley and they top their steam grilled burgers with swiss and pepperjack and Thousand Island, and they make their own Hellfire seasoning to go on their fries.. goddamn...

Louisville may not have much, but studies show that this city is one of the most Culinary varied cities in the states.
Title: Re: Best F@$#% Burgers
Post by: Jorge D. Fuentes on April 21, 2008, 12:29:56 PM
In Reply To #44

Mmmyess... I do recall that RodeoBurger.
WHY did they get rid of that? :(
Title: Re: Best F@$#% Burgers
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on April 21, 2008, 07:30:23 PM
The BK Steak burger commercial just requires too much suspension of disbelief to be taken seriously.  >:( ::)
Title: Re: Best F@$#% Burgers
Post by: The Last Belmont on April 22, 2008, 09:58:54 PM
The BK Steak burger commercial just requires too much suspension of disbelief to be taken seriously.  >:( ::)

Yeah steak burger doesn't even sound appetizing to me, id I want a steak I'll eat a steak or order some fajitas.
Title: Re: Best F@$#% Burgers
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on April 24, 2008, 06:42:22 PM
Also, THe BK Breakfest wrap tastes aweful.  >:(

It's mostly the cheese.  :(

Title: Re: Best F@$#% Burgers
Post by: Think Tank on April 25, 2008, 04:16:37 AM
In Reply To #48

Ah breakfast... I think I remember what that is, though it has been a few years since I've had it. Also, Del Taco has pretty awesome burgers, and they are usually 24 hrs. Their mexican stuff is decent too, in that "not authentic yet still good" sort of way. But the burgers and fries are the bomb. They even have this burger loaded with bacon, guacamole and breaded deep fried jalapenos on it (and a lot more stuff piled on). I should eat there more, it is goodness in a bun.