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Off Topic => Off Topic => Topic started by: Lumi Kløvstad on December 24, 2015, 12:37:20 PM
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I have used pretty much every major consumer OS out there by now, and I’ve come to one hell of a realization.
MacOS X is like a really artsy but pretentious office. Everything looks nice, great even, and as long as you stay within their eccentric system of doing things, everything will be okay. But God help you if you so much as move a post-it note out of place -- then your boss and coworkers freak out and nobody talks to you or helps you because you have attempted to violate the sanctity and cleanliness of their safe, “open” work environment. Also, everyone seems to want to work here for some reason but it’s majorly hard to get in… and those who work here too long REALLY seem to thrive in this environment to a somewhat creepy extent.
Windows 10 is a cubicle at a big business. You can add some posters, calendars, get chatty with the cute and funny secretary named Cortana, and bring any device you want to do your work on; but ultimately, there’s no disguising the fact that you are locked in and the company above you dictates almost everything you can do. But most of the world works this way, so you sit in your little cubicle and accept the price you pay in exchange for the phenomenal amount of resources you get in return.
Chrome OS is an aimless professional blogger who never seems tied down to anything but his internet connection. He has a huge amount of freedom because he’s being fully sponsored by a big and absurdly wealthy company that only has a marginal interest in his very existence. He can get anything done anywhere. He’s very friendly, helpful, fun to be around, and he’s rarely a drag. But once the internet goes, he freaks out because his livelihood depends on him staying connected. He says it’s okay though; there’s always a place with free wifi available SOMEWHERE and all his devices are travel-friendly for exactly that eventuality.
Linux is a loose confederation of garage-based do-it-yourselfers. They like to handle things themselves and frequently disdain corporate interests. Their hand made creations are many: some are polished hot rods that look as sleek and perform as good or better than the finest products from big corporations and design firms, while others assembled by less skilled or dedicated hands are more like shabby go-karts assembled from scrap metal with duct tape and spew black smoke from the exhaust pipe every half hour. The one constant is that they are very proud of their creations regardless of its quality. However, they can also be prone to assuming that just because the DIY approach works wonders on their project that it will work equally well for everyone else they seem to know, and become either confused or irate (sometimes both) when it is pointed out to them that this isn’t always the case.
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LOL! Love the analogy! You should have also mentioned Windows 8 (the usless touchscreen OP that has confused so many people) and especially Windows Vista (The buggiest windows to ever hit the market).
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Windows Vista (The buggiest windows to ever hit the market).
I think win10 easily qualifies for that spot by now.
Windows 7 was just a new UI Msoft layered over the fully service pack'd Vista. They'd fixed Vista almost a year before Win7 was announced but by then it had already garnered a reputation for bugginess, so they changed the name, changed the look a little, and free leased it as Windows 7 and suddenly everyone loved it.
Windows 8 was basically the touchscreen version of Windows 7 with the new phone UI Microsoft had come up with for Windows Phone and a few experimental features.. When everyone hated it, they released 8.1 which FIXED. EVERYTHING.
But 8.1 suffered from Vista syndrome so 10 was released.
It didn't work out.
Anyway, the list was only for current operating systems, so none of the aforementioned systems get a mention in the main piece.
But now you know more than you did yesterday.
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Proof that Linux is the best. :3
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I've seen first-hand the extent of how MacOSX converts people and keeps them staying.
I still don't get it (Mac). Haha.