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Title: Lame classic video game jokes
Post by: Mooning Freddy on March 16, 2016, 06:38:38 AM
Let's entertain ourselves with lame classic video game jokes, shall we?
Thought about it while playing Metroid.
Warning, might offend uptight people.

What do you say to Samus Aran after sex?
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What is the only thing in the universe with more suckage power than Kirby?
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What did Luigy tell Mario after he was jumping on turtles in the city zoo?
No more shrooms for you!
Title: Re: Lame classic video game jokes
Post by: X on March 16, 2016, 06:55:39 AM
Okay, I laughed at these but at the same time i was like...

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Okay i just thought up one of my own. I know i'm gonna regret it...

What do you get when you put Air Man in a gay bar?

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Title: Re: Lame classic video game jokes
Post by: zangetsu468 on March 16, 2016, 09:14:30 AM
Quote from: Mooning Freddy on March 16, 2016, 06:38:38 AM
What do you say to Samus Aran after sex?
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Get the "ball" outta here?

If it's a happy ending I'd smirk and say "... Same ass :)"

Quote from: X on March 16, 2016, 06:55:39 AM

What do you get when you put Air Man in a gay bar?

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Really? I would've said a Cock-thirsty-Hoover  :P
Title: Re: Lame classic video game jokes
Post by: Laina on March 18, 2016, 03:13:40 PM
These clean gems are stolen directly from the pages of Nintendo Power -

How would Mario talk to ghosts?

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What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't open a door?

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Title: Re: Lame classic video game jokes
Post by: zangetsu468 on March 18, 2016, 08:58:47 PM
I can think of a much more adult scenario where Zelda tells Link to Triforce ;)
Title: Re: Lame classic video game jokes
Post by: X on March 18, 2016, 10:31:17 PM
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I can think of a much more adult scenario where Zelda tells Link to Triforce ;)

And Zelda has three ports, one for each Link  ;D
Title: Re: Lame classic video game jokes
Post by: zangetsu468 on March 19, 2016, 01:48:55 AM
Quote from: X on March 18, 2016, 10:31:17 PM
And Zelda has three ports, one for each Link  ;D

I know there's a Four Sword Adventures punch line in there somewhere.

Either X or myself for the award of "Dirtiest Mind". The icon should be. Succubus  8)
Title: Re: Lame classic video game jokes
Post by: X on March 19, 2016, 03:58:09 AM
I was actually thinking about the latest Zelda title for the 3DS. It has only 3 Links on the cover.
Title: Re: Lame classic video game jokes
Post by: zangetsu468 on March 19, 2016, 04:51:09 AM
Quote from: X on March 19, 2016, 03:58:09 AM
I was actually thinking about the latest Zelda title for the 3DS. It has only 3 Links on the cover.

True, and it takes place in "Hytopia" which is apparently canon now... So odd
Title: Re: Lame classic video game jokes
Post by: JR on March 19, 2016, 06:03:32 AM
What does Dracula sink into his visitors?

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Title: Re: Lame classic video game jokes
Post by: theplottwist on March 21, 2016, 02:17:16 AM
Castlevania joke:

Pretty girl with a bus on her mouth and a seductive look on her face. Who is she?

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Title: Re: Lame classic video game jokes
Post by: X on March 21, 2016, 02:17:49 AM
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What does Dracula sink into his visitors?

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Fangtastic  ;D

God, these are soooo bad, lol  :P
Title: Re: Lame classic video game jokes
Post by: zangetsu468 on March 21, 2016, 02:34:06 AM
Quote from: theplottwist on March 21, 2016, 02:17:16 AM
Castlevania joke:

Pretty girl with a bus on her mouth and a seductive look on her face. Who is she?

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I would prefer:

Pretty girl rides on a bus and licks lips, where is she?

"Suck You Bus"