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Title: I'm a Shovel Knight boss now
Post by: Dracula9 on April 07, 2016, 12:55:01 AM: I'm Business Knight, come at me bro you see that shovel in hand that thing's all sharp and junk I'll schedule you for so many board meetings and performance evals you'll get a game over from exhaustion and/or boredom

and then the contents of the rear wall may or may not be put to use it all depends on the person

(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/12924523_10153326301052315_683003497935122843_n.jpg?oh=948cc28d16701bc3508c814a57e3ef1d&oe=577D0B9C)

(this thread is not to be taken seriously)
Title: Re: I'm a Shovel Knight boss now
Post by: KaZudra on April 07, 2016, 04:09:36 AM: I hear in the world of business, you're gonna have a bad time
Title: Re: I'm a Shovel Knight boss now
Post by: Gunlord on April 07, 2016, 10:46:04 PM: noice 8)
Title: Re: I'm a Shovel Knight boss now
Post by: TheTextGuy on April 08, 2016, 01:03:19 AM: So what relic will I find in your stage? :P
Title: Re: I'm a Shovel Knight boss now
Post by: Dracula9 on April 08, 2016, 03:05:30 AM: A box that throws bad puns at enemies when you open it.
Title: Re: I'm a Shovel Knight boss now
Post by: X on April 08, 2016, 05:30:02 AM: Careful of the Order, for they will give you no Quarter, should you mock them.
Title: Re: I'm a Shovel Knight boss now
Post by: KaZudra on April 08, 2016, 07:52:33 AM: Quote from: Dracula9 on April 08, 2016, 03:05:30 AM
A box that throws bad puns at enemies when you open it.
NYEH HEH HEH
Title: Re: I'm a Shovel Knight boss now
Post by: zangetsu468 on April 08, 2016, 08:21:47 AM: Wow, that must be tough. You wouldn't be able to maintain a day job because every 5 minutes someone would try to fight you.. :rollseyes:
Title: Re: I'm a Shovel Knight boss now
Post by: TheTextGuy on April 08, 2016, 09:22:14 AM: Quote from: Dracula9 on April 08, 2016, 03:05:30 AM
A box that throws bad puns at enemies when you open it.

I would love to have that relic... the puns would be so bad.
Title: Re: I'm a Shovel Knight boss now
Post by: Dracula9 on April 08, 2016, 10:55:20 AM: Quote from: zangetsu468 on April 08, 2016, 08:21:47 AM
Wow, that must be tough. You wouldn't be able to maintain a day job because every 5 minutes someone would try to fight you.. :rollseyes:

Not if your day job is Battle Lawyer.
Title: Re: I'm a Shovel Knight boss now
Post by: zangetsu468 on April 08, 2016, 01:32:58 PM: Quote from: Dracula9 on April 08, 2016, 10:55:20 AM
Not if your day job is Battle Lawyer.

You may be better off in Phoenix Wright as a boss
Title: Re: I'm a Shovel Knight boss now
Post by: Dracula9 on April 08, 2016, 02:26:04 PM: But then I wouldn't get to use my shiny new trench shovel or wear helmets.
Title: Re: I'm a Shovel Knight boss now
Post by: Mooning Freddy on April 08, 2016, 07:18:03 PM: MGS3: Boss Failures (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/236100)

;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: I'm a Shovel Knight boss now
Post by: Dracula9 on April 09, 2016, 01:25:48 AM: wow rude

i obviously don't eat boxes

i chop them, obviously
Title: Re: I'm a Shovel Knight boss now
Post by: zangetsu468 on April 25, 2016, 11:11:49 PM: For anyone who hasn't played Shovel Knight, I highly recommend it.
Title: Re: I'm a Shovel Knight boss now
Post by: KaZudra on April 26, 2016, 05:25:42 AM: Quote from: zangetsu468 on April 25, 2016, 11:11:49 PM
For anyone who hasn't played Shovel Knight, I highly recommend it.
It's in my top 100 essential (PC) Games, but this one in particular is essential on any platform.
Title: Re: I'm a Shovel Knight boss now
Post by: X on April 26, 2016, 02:00:52 PM: I own it on both my 2DS and on my PS4. Gotta play it on the big screen like back in the day.