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Title: i came up with the most brilliant analogy for the soulsborne series
Post by: Dracula9 on February 15, 2017, 06:22:32 PM

demon's souls is dropping the soap in a prison shower but there's only like three other guys in the prison and most people forget the prison's even there

dark souls 1 is dropping the soap in a prison shower for 40+ hours nonstop

dark souls 2 is dropping the soap in a prison shower where the dicks are much smaller but there's way more of them, and everybody's dressed fabulously

dark souls 3 is dropping the soap in a prison shower but being able to stay standing up doesn't work anymore and some of the dicks make you nostalgically fond for the dicks in the first prison

bloodborne is dropping the soap in a prison shower but everyone's cthulhu


thank you all for your time i hope you appreciate the depth and wisdom of this poetic literary adventure

Title: Re: i came up with the most brilliant analogy for the soulsborne series
Post by: Gunlord on February 18, 2017, 05:54:24 AM

I admit I lol'd :)