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Title: Gear Steamer is absolute perfection
Post by: Dracula9 on June 16, 2017, 03:28:29 AM

he can swim through steel

cooks the best damn meal

makes little bloops

can dunk the sickest hoops

makes a cutie bleep

tucks you in to sleep

even does a little dance

if too many times he kicks you in the pants

(http://i.imgur.com/iNonqOY.png)

how can you argue with that face

absolutely perfect

(https://image.flaticon.com/icons/png/128/148/148836.png)

Title: Re: Gear Steamer is absolute perfection
Post by: X on June 16, 2017, 06:15:11 PM

Nice poem  ;D

Perhaps the only truly unique enemy in all of Castlevania; Gear Steamer.

Title: Re: Gear Steamer is absolute perfection
Post by: TheTextGuy on June 17, 2017, 10:26:48 AM

I always liked Gear Streamer's animations.  It's a product of the 16-bit era and that's why he's so damn awesome.

Title: Re: Gear Steamer is absolute perfection
Post by: X on June 17, 2017, 11:47:29 PM

He stands out, that's for damned sure. I'm still curious about how they were able to pull of such animations.

Title: Re: Gear Steamer is absolute perfection
Post by: The Puritan on June 18, 2017, 12:10:23 AM

I wonder how it'd look like today. Probably some sleek Michael Bay monstrosity.

Title: Re: Gear Steamer is absolute perfection
Post by: TheTextGuy on June 18, 2017, 08:50:16 AM

Quote from: The Puritan on June 18, 2017, 12:10:23 AM

I wonder how it'd look like today. Probably some sleek Michael Bay monstrosity.

oh god
a jagged mess made out of knives that looks almost nothing like its humble gear origins.
(yes, I much rather prefer the mecha based designs of the G1 Transformers.  Am also fond of the Beast Wars designs)

Title: Re: Gear Steamer is absolute perfection
Post by: Eric Roman on July 04, 2017, 11:42:57 PM

CastleVania Fandom just rediscovered its new husbando.

#respectgearsteamer