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The Castlevania Dungeon Forums => General Castlevania Discussion => Topic started by: Alexc2808 on May 13, 2008, 03:52:41 PM
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http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/news/paul-ws-back-on-castlevania
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Blarg! Why does Hollywood do this
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This movie has no hope.
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i'm going to laugh at anyone who pays for it. then i will pirate it just to see how bad it is
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They are going to screw over castlevania forever... You know who should make it could be Peter Jackson sounds weird but he did good with LoR so it should fit. And the movie should be endorced by Lucasarts for its good special effect programs and such.
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Or Del Toro.
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As long as he is just giving some small re-writes to Jeffers awesome script it shouldn't be to bad. If he pushes his old scrapped script it will be terrible.
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What's Jeffer's script going to be about?
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In Reply To #3
Yeah, I was thinking the same.
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It was the one with Trevor, it was very very true to the established canon. Even had references to Leon, and Trevor refering to Dracula as Mathias.
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In Reply To #1
I always thought you liked Anderson?
...but yeah...ugggggghhhhhhhh...
...oh well. Maybe Silvian will provide a good reference for the rules of CV...
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In Reply To #11
I liked his other films. But his cv script was so... un-castlevania. It was a good story, but not castlevania.
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Damn. Just when I was thinking about watching the movie. Now we'll have a original character that completely steals the entire spotlight while Trevor or Simon- or which ever Belmont they decide to put in it, comments on how 'awesome' that character is and how they 'wish' they were that good. Death will probably have a gun. (If he's in it.) And we *may* see the whip. May.
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It's going to be Sonia Belmont, and she's going to be played by Milla Jovovich. ;D
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Anderson had Simon as the lead. But it was in Chris's time period. He used a sword. And he was the first to fight Dracula. Just the same names, but a different story. Cool story, but not Castlevania.
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And we *may* see the whip.
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This movie has no hope.
Agreed, anyone who pays to see this is wasting their money.
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It's going to be Sonia Belmont, and she's going to be played by Milla Jovovich. ;D
so sonia will be basically the busty bimbo sidekick who's sole role in the movie will be fanservice? :P
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Given how Anderson made her the ONLY real focus of his godaweful Resident Evil movies, I could see him axing all the other characters and JUST have the movie revovle around Milla(his actual wife) and have her pulling off Alice-esque moves kicking off walls, doing Matrix-like feats. Only difference is she'll be dressed like Sonia and she's wield a whip. I still picture everything happening to pulse-beat techno music, though.
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She's not his wife anymore.
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It's going to be Sonia Belmont, and she's going to be played by Milla Jovovich. ;D
Thats honestly not a bad idea. IMO, Milla was badass in the Resident Evil movies. She'd make a perfect Sonia.
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Thats honestly not a bad idea. IMO, Milla was badass in the Resident Evil movies. She'd make a perfect Sonia.
You have no business considering yourself a Castlevania fan, a Resident Evil fan, or a fan of video games in general.
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She's not his wife anymore.
Accordin to wiki, they never married though they still live with other even to this day as fiance.
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I heard they split... maybe not. But either way, he's only put her in one of his movies. So there really is no reason to assume he'd use her hear. He is not using Sonia, even in his own original script Simon was the protagonist.
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In Reply To #18
u_O
.....Have you freakin' seen Milla Jovovich? If Anderson wanted a busty bimbo sidekick to add to this, he'd do better by casting a Subway sandwich in the role than intrusting it to her.
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In Reply To #18
u_O
.....Have you freakin' seen Milla Jovovich? If Anderson wanted a busty bimbo sidekick to add to this, he'd do better by casting a Subway sandwich in the role than intrusting it to her.
nope. i don't even care who she is since i don't watch the guy's crappy movies, i just made fun of sonia. she's only good for busty bimbo sidekick. :P
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In Reply To #26
Oh. Well, in that case-- *pokes you* That's for being unnecessarily snooty to blondes who don't know any better.
And Milla has concave breasts. - They're really quite freaky to behold.
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In Reply To #26
And Milla has concave breasts. - They're really quite freaky to behold.
Quite freaky indeed. :o
You have no business considering yourself a Castlevania fan, a Resident Evil fan, or a fan of video games in general.
Yes, ok, I'll admit it, I somewhat liked those movies to an extent. Go ahead, hate me, but they weren't as bad as some movies out there. At least they weren't sappy chick-flick romance stories.
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In Reply To #22
That's rather unfair. Just because someone likes the Resident Evil movies and thinks Milla might make a good Sonia, he can't be considered a fan of Castlevania, Resident Evil, or video games in general? What's up with that? Just because you (and admittedly, many others) think Milla Jovovich or the Resident Evil movies are awful doesn't make it the rule for every single fan to follow.
Everyone is entitled to their own likes and dislikes. Besides, the Resident Evil movies weren't so bad on their own.
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Now that is interesting!!http://kotaku.com/5010248/someone-is-sinking-200-million-in-to-pac+man-castlevania-movies
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Pac-Man movie?! It better be CG, based on the ORIGINAL Namco designs or the 80s cartoon designs or nothing. It better NOT be live action and roll like this:
Mr Edward Pacman, a normal middle class guy who tends to always dress in a yellow business suit, lives with his wife Mrs Jane Pacman and Baby Pacman, in a modest little house. He works for the mega corporation POWER Corp. in research and development. They've conducted experimentations on the normal and outlandish things. Mr Pacman has created an interesting new drug called the POWER Pellet, which when swallowed, enables humans to exist on the same wavelength as ghosts. But Mr Qbert, the President of POWER Corp isn't impressed. So Mr Pacman makes a deal, if he can prove the power of the POWER Pellets, he'll get get more funding for his research team. If he can't, he's fired. So, what's a Pacman to do? Travel to the old condemned amusement park that houses the largest funhouse in the world called "The Maze". The Maze is seemingly haunted ever since a shoot out within where notorious mobsters, "Blinky" Stevens, "Pinky" Malloy, "Inky" Lucci and Clyde Dawson, met their grissly end. The vengeful ghosts of Blinky, Pinky, Inky and Clyde have haunted The Maze for years, causing unexplained disappearances which lead to the closing of the amusement park in general. Time for the ghosts to PAC up, cause Pacman is going to save the day!! ::)
Yeah, I know, corny. But I swear that's how the movie would've turned out had it been made in the early 90s.
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In Reply To #1
I always thought you liked Anderson?
...but yeah...ugggggghhhhhhhh...
...oh well. Maybe Silvian will provide a good reference for the rules of CV...
Anderson blows, all he does is take big name videogames etc., butcher what they were originally about add his own twists and bullshit spins and try to sell it. The mans a selfish asshole. You wanna make a movie, come up with your own ideas don't riff off of other media.
In Reply To #26
And Milla has concave breasts. - They're really quite freaky to behold.
Oh my god that's disgusting! (pulls out barf bag)
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In Reply To #32
He did that with resident Evil...
The End.
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That fan made Pac-Man movie trailer is hilarious.
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In Reply To #32
He did that with resident Evil...
The End.
which is why I refuse to watch any of the trilogy.
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Anderson blows, all he does is take big name videogames etc., butcher what they were originally about add his own twists and bullshit spins and try to sell it. The mans a selfish asshole. You wanna make a movie, come up with your own ideas don't riff off of other media.
Oh my god that's disgusting! (pulls out barf bag)
I think Uwe Boll is still worse than him. Look on the bright side, at least Uwe Boll won't get to direct Castlevania. :-X
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In Reply To #35
The first one was ok... The latter two were total garbage.
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In Reply To #35
The first one was ok...