This is in russian, but it also has english parts. It is very hilarious!!!!
http://www.castleofdracula.narod.ru/library/iga_sotn.htmA small part of it:
Old Gamer: Die IGA. You don't belong in this game!
IGA: It was not by my hand that I am once again became a producer. I was called here by IGARASTY™, who wish to pay me…… (долгая пауза)..... tribute.
Old Gamer: Tribute? You steal men's money, and make them your slaves.
IGA: Perhaps the same could be said of all video games.
Old Gamer: Your games are as empty as your soul. Castlevania ill needs a producer such as you.
IGA: What is a Castlevania?! A miserable little pile of money! But enough talk; have at you!