I see the future...
Old man: *Points to wall* "You see that handsome man there kids? That's yer ol' grandpa, yessir."
kid: "That's so-"
old man: "Yup. Back then I would travel around slaying demons with my trusty whip, whipy I called him. Here it is."
kid: "Thats a poster of soma cruz....and that isn't a whip. That's the cord to your oxygen tank."