Here it's am.If you've read it and have opinions, feel free to contribute to its TVTropes page.While I don't despise the title with the fury of a thousand suns, I have a feeling there's a much better title for it that simply isn't occurring to me. There are also things in the earlier chapters I'm not entirely proud of, but I assure you it gets better.
Yes, this story stars Kid Dracula. I even managed to squeeze him into canon in a way that, to me at least, makes a disturbing amount of sense.
This story also contains elements from the DOOM series (along with other games by Id), the Super Mario World romhack known as A Super Mario Thing, and the Otomedius series.