Topic: The NEW Belmont?

[ninjawolf]

*At a secret location In Transylvania, with the Belmont clan a secret thing is going on at their secret base where they are conducting something...secret.*

*All Belmont's are in a room having discussions with each other as chatter fills the room*

Simon: Well i was the first Belmont to actually be KNOWN before you came along.

Leon: Listen pal, just cause you were in your lame ass 8-bit and came as the first Belmont seen DOES NOT mean your actually the first Belmont that started this whole clan AND HUNT!!!

Simon: Oh really? Well here's a win for me, at least my GIRL DIDNT DIE.

Leon: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!! SARA WAS EVERYTHING TO ME!! *Using his two fingers as little quotes* Besides! "Haunted Castle" Was a HUGE FAIL in our Clan! You minds as well kill your self in that game cuz most people coudent get past the FIRST stage in that game!

*Simon jumps on Leon in a fight as they wrestle on the ground*

On the other side of the room

Richter: My God...I cant believe were actually adding a new Holy warrior...To our Family!

Juste: Yep, after years and years of searching for a missing link in our chain we found him..Or her..Whichever.

*Maria soon joins in their conversation hearing Her*

Maria: I hope its a girl!

R/J: *Looks at Maria with a `No duh` look*

Maria: What? Its true..The only chicks in this are Me..And...Sonia, Sypha, Yoko, Charlotte...urk..um...And and..A couple more-

Juste: Yeh just STFU kay?

Richter: Rule 34 Dude.

Juste: Hell yeah

*R/J High five each other as Maria starts to cry*

Meanwhile At Dracula's Castle

*In Drac's Throne Room Death hovers in From The Inverted Castle Transporter*

Death: My lord, The Skeletons From the IC *Inverted castle* Request that they need more bones. Also the Balloon Pods think that when someone steps on them then exploding into quote, "A Million Turd Like looking sperm", there hit points should be increased. Also my'leigh the-

*Death looking at Dracula noticing that He's Simply Bored put*

Death: Urk..Why the white face?

Dracula: *Looking at death with a WTF look*

Death: Uhhh~ Hehe...Sorry I haven't Tempted Classic Humor for 100 Years...Do you require more of your wine Sire?

Dracula: *Nods gently*

*Death waves his hand, as dracula holds out his arm as if hes gotten used to the that procedure.
The glass of Blood appears from the air and dracula takes a sip*

Dracula: ~Sighh~ You know Death...After you served me for about... 500 years now, The Belmont...The castle..My creatures..They all seem...Mehhh...Old.

Death: *With a look of sarcasm* Really lord? You really think so?

Dracula: If the Belmont's are getting a new person, then Holy Hell why cant we???

*After saying that Dracula's Hand suddenly combustes*

Death: Sir maybe using the ~Ahem~ "Catholic" Words are not Suitable for you just yet...

Dracula: *Grins a very evil smile* That's why...Shaft has been working on such a special secret potion..hehehehe....

[Mobius]

M E A N W H I L E ! ! ! THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY! . . .

*two demons sit languidly amidst the roiling flames of Hades*

MOBIUS: !... Anybody else feel a sudden disturbance in the force just now?

SULACO: [turning a very blank stare towards Mobi] ...Did you just fart?

M: Ahh forget it. [doffs shades and whips out her sun reflector]

[Nazrath]

***In a private room in Dracula's Castle, wherein lilting music fills the air***

Olrox: What's that? OP must hath broken rules 1 and 2! I must inform the Count...

[Battler Ushiromiya]

Isn't this in the pub now...?