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I think my roommate's printer is possessed
« on: February 11, 2012, 06:05:41 PM »
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... It just printed a page suddenly and it wasn't even connected to anything.

I'm scared.
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Re: I think my roommate's printer is possessed
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2012, 06:08:33 PM »
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Is it a wireless printer?
Did you guys just turn it on?  What did the page have?
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Re: I think my roommate's printer is possessed
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2012, 02:15:44 AM »
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Maybe a deceased loved one or a dear friend was sending you a message. Spirits from the other side can manipulate objects in ways that baffle us. however they do it in order to get our attention. Maybe they want to tell you something?
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Re: I think my roommate's printer is possessed
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2012, 02:47:11 PM »
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Indeed. A dead relative once caused my printer to print a sheet titled PRINTER TEST SHEET, with a spectrum of colors on it. I believe they were looking out for me and my printer, showing me that it can still print colors vividly.

Thanks, Aunt Bjorn, wherever you may be!
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Re: I think my roommate's printer is possessed
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2012, 03:02:12 PM »
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In all seriousness though, some printers will automatically eject a print test sheet even if you're not using the printer.
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Re: I think my roommate's printer is possessed
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2012, 03:14:50 PM »
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Quote from: beingthehero on February 12, 2012, 03:02:12 PM
In all seriousness though, some printers will automatically eject a print test sheet even if you're not using the printer.

That's what happened, but it's still weird as hell.  :-X I wonder whether my roommate would mind if perform exorcism on it.

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