God that Portal joke was just so terrible. Like good god it was just so damn hamfisted. I mean, at least if you want to do that put a knight corpse in the kitchen and try to subtly slip it in with a warning to not eat the food in the castle because its poisonous or made from human flesh.
I enjoy all of his rants whether they're about a game I like or not. Its not light and hard attack though, its focused and area, and you don't have to choose between absorbing light and dark, you can do both meters at once.