You like to call me n00b because I haven't been around long. Do you feel special because you have more posts than me? Good for you.
no, not posts. i've been here for few years. you weren't. hence, you're new. so noob.
does it really bother you so much that someone calls you new? :

Besides, you still haven't given a good explanation as to why you feel obligated to chastise people who like PoR, and I don't really expect one. Thanks for the fun banter and I hope you get over it some day.
i don't chastise people who like it. i only comment on replies of those who try to make others think it's the best thing since sliced bread. it isn't. it's a mediocre dos clone (it was made from dos's engine, evidence being that there are dos's resource files inside the game rom. i even found some soma sprites).
as for why, because i don't want new people to the series to believe that was the best the series could offer. if they would think so, it'd discourage some of them from trying other titles, thinking "it only gets worse from now on", which is incorrect because there are many cv titles better than pork.
as for why is it just mediocre, there are many reasons.
-very poor level design, nonsencial layout, floating platforms, room reuse, awful color palette, repetitiveness, rooms that don't lead one into another, the second set of portraits is just a boring rehash of the first 4.
-the main characters are some of the worst in the series. only dos's were similar, but still better because they came from aos where they rocked.
-there's absolutely no castlevania atmosphere in this game. it's too happy. also the good ending was terrible. "two silly immature kids defeated the ultimate evil, the dark lord who's supposed to be the opposite of a god while trying to crack lame jokes and not taking anything seriously, and then saved everyone. then everyone lived happpily ever after, as the two kids ran off the screen"
-saturday morning cartoon storyline
-generic animu. castlevania and animu don't mix
-the code is rushed and buggy. the game crashes, sometimes for no reason (and we're talking about the real game cartridge here. jorge can confirm), the character animations don't flow right sometimes (as in, the animations jerk around, like richter's jump animation), some things seem unfinished (richter's kick has absolutely no sound effect for example).
-the difficulty levels are lame. instead of real challenge that's based around your skill it challenges your patience, because you can spend only so much time before you get bored of hitting the same boss for minimal damage and dying from 1-2 hits.
-did i mention the characters are lame?

tl;dr
the game is not the best game in the series. it's mediocre. almost everyone agrees, don't bother them about it