144. Not allowed to show Dracula my fanfiction.
145. Not allowed to call Alucard Sephiroth, or vice-versa.
146. Likewise, Alucard is not a "Momma's boyyyyyyyyyyyy!"
147. Not allowed to disguise myself as a Persephone
148. Not allowed to introduce Puppet Master to the joys of action figure collecting.
149. Not allowed to give Dracula ideas for new monsters ("Have you ever thought of a
Nuckelavee?").
150. Similarly, not allowed to leave my D&D
Monster Manuals in the castle.
151. Paries is not meant to aid me in my perversion.