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« Reply #30 on: April 15, 2013, 12:38:32 PM »
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Re: Dumb stuff that makes you laugh
« Reply #32 on: April 15, 2013, 07:10:26 PM »
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I hate to say it, but I can't stand most of Carrey's older movies. I don't know what it is. I loved the guy's comedy to death, but I felt like every one of his movies was a waste of money. Except "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind". Yeah, the not-funny movie. I liked it. Personally I like his In Living Color routines more than any of his comedic movies. Fire Marshall Bill and Vera Demilo always make me smile or outright laugh.

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Re: Dumb stuff that makes you laugh
« Reply #34 on: April 16, 2013, 06:09:57 AM »
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I'm no comedian but i heard a joke a loooooooong time ago and i laugh every time i think about it.

So this guy and lady have a kid, problem was the boy was born only as a head so they named him Head boy.

They love him anyway and raise Head Boy all through the years until its time for the Dad to take him for his first drink.

"Bartender, get my son a Long Island" says the dad

Head Boy drinks it and sprouts a body.

"WTF BRING ANOTHER ONE!!!" yells the dad.

Bartender makes this one stiff, now Head Boy drinks this and sprouts arms...

"Wow dad, now i see why you always drink! :P one more should do the trick" says Head boy.

Bartender brings Head Boy one doozy of a drink. Head Boy downs it almost instantly.

Unfortunately for him, this time no limbs sprouted, but the drink was Head Boy's last. He died.

"NOOOOO!!!!!!! How come this happened to my son?!?!" shouts the Dad

The bartender wipes the counter and politely exclaims, "Shoulda quit while he was ahead."
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« Reply #35 on: April 16, 2013, 06:40:06 AM »
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It is precisely because it never cared, that people do care.  It's something which it's lacking, because that which it has, it has lackluster of.
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« Reply #36 on: April 16, 2013, 06:44:15 PM »
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Hmm well I've got a joke I've always had laughs from.

Jesus, Moses, and an old man are all out playing golf. Moses is first. He sets his ball down, readies himself, and takes a swing. It's a terrific shot--except for the fact it slices into a water hazard. Walking over to it, Moses raises it golf-club high into the air, parts the water, then safely collects his ball. He calls out to Jesus.
Jesus carefully sets his ball down on the tee and takes a few practice swings. Once he's ready, he swings at the ball. It's a great shot--except right at the end the wind carries it into another water hazard. Jesus walks onto the water, gets down on his stomach, and carefully fishes out his ball. He calls over to the old man.
The old man tosses the ball a few feet ahead and rapidly strides towards it. Without missing a beat, he gives a giant swing to the ball and launches it towards a water hazard. Right before it lands in the water, a frog jumps out and eats the ball before landing on a lily-pad. A hawk swoops down, picks up the frog, and flies off. The frog spits the ball out, it rolls down a hill and the old man scores a hole-in-one.
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« Reply #37 on: April 17, 2013, 02:31:59 AM »
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Two words: Sick animation.

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Bob Saget is dumb. But he makes me laugh.

There's shit everywhere!
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Happy Maria /w lyrics

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« Reply #39 on: April 17, 2013, 11:10:34 PM »
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Since I started rereading pulp novels again it got me on a kick thinking about women's portrayals in fantasy fiction and this got a good laugh out of me.



There's also this whole NSFW blog about the comically absurd ways women's bodies are exaggerated in comics/games/anime etc. http://boobsdontworkthatway.tumblr.com/

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Oh and speaking of funny fantasy and sex there's also the hilarious webcomic Oglaf, but I won't post a link to it to abide by our site rules.
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« Reply #40 on: April 17, 2013, 11:37:49 PM »
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This is me & my dogs. I smile like a fool everytime I watch it...oh, please excuse the mess, I was rearranging the whole house, closets included, so it's a little hectic.

Where'zat comin' from?

Also, here's one with muh kitty, Dottie, (she's no longer with us) thrown in for good measure.

Daaaaawwwwww

Your voice is sooo cuuuute!!! *O*
Oh, and nice video. lol :P :3

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« Reply #42 on: April 18, 2013, 07:23:37 PM »
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From that boobs blog, someone posted this pic. If you don't get the joke, keep staring at it and eventually you will see it.
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« Reply #43 on: April 18, 2013, 08:00:18 PM »
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Your voice is sooo cuuuute!!! *O*
Oh, and nice video. lol :P :3
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« Reply #44 on: April 19, 2013, 01:09:07 AM »
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http://web.archive.org/web/20110907062353/http://www.slowbeef.com/MG2/index.html

You don't have to read the whole thing through to find funny bits.


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