Who steals video games? Srsly.

"Ok, Bob, take that jewelry, the money from the safe, and... hey is that a Symphony of the Night cartridge?"
As for the "borrowed it and never bothered returning", I had this quite a lot. I had a friend who borrowed a game of mine and then he lent it to his friend, who never gave it back. Yeah.
Also I was stupid enough to lend one of my favorite books to a friend and it doesn't seem like she's ever giving it back. Last time I checked she said she didn't have time to read it yet although she wants to, that was a year after I lent it to her, lol.